So everyone just lurks?

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Where are all those dank memes I've been hearing about?!?!?

Who's that naked girl staring blankly?

test

>>605232717
too soon bro

How to register?

>>605232083
what happened to IDs?

>>605232083
YOU PEOPLE R RACIS!

lmfaooo 4chans not all that bad lol ^_^

what is vola?

Who the fuck likes trap/sissy/furry/loli/etc...?

I posted in a thread and now I can't find it. Please help?

gore threads are fucking disgusting and so are traps omfg

What does it mean SAGE?

>>605232083
omg i know him, he went to my college

I'm not even newfag

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dude gore doesn't even bug me anymore I'm so jaded

>it actually is my first day here

your move mr lawman

>>605232948
No this is an anon board newfag go back to reddit

>>605232083

fucking animal gore disgusting

Who is heaven?

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rate this girl from my school!! will dump nudes

How do I use this link?
>8CFD3C1

Who is this 4chan?

>>605233438
3/10 eyes too close together

>>605232083
But jet fuel can melt steel beams

I've been on 4chan for 4 years now. I'm an old fag. You guys should stop picking on people it's so terrible. This banana and "trap" threads are the best! I just saw that on reddit. You guys are just an imgur rip off.

>>605232083

Who's this Boxxy girl? I saw her on YouTube but why is everybody calling her a queen?

how do i triforce

How do I Triforce

how do i like a post

samefag

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>>605232083

"pretend"

>>605232083
>pretend

>>605233590
>>605233591
hivemind Kek

>>605232083
Newfag

How do I sign up for anonymous?

What is moot?

Guys wtf is itt, ylyl, b& and v&

>>605232948

I can't even fully comprehend how stupid you are.

Like, OP is saying to act like it's your FIRST time on /b/, and you think that asking about something that used to be on 4chan is a good idea.

Like, I see a lot of stupid people online, but the fact that what OP said was so simple, just pisses me the fuck off.

>>605233196

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>>605233918

how do I delete a comment

Im here from reddit

>>605233411
>>605233522
Hey look, they have dubs at the end of their post numbers!

>>605233591
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newfags get rekt xDDD

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>>605233874
I really really like this post

and look at this funny captcha lol

How do I green text?

>>605232083
<haha

Can I join anonymous?

>>605233824

The previous owner of 4chan who sold it to the FBI like Notch sold Minecraft to Microsoft.

#livingItUp

Kek top

Dubs? You Mean Like Anime Dubs? Lol

@605232083
this IS my first day LOL

>>605232717
hahhaha

>>605234153

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>>605234080
kek

>>605232083
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

>>605234420
faggot

That guy John is a real asshole

How do I make a thread?

<how to greentext

How do I edit my profile?

>>605232083
GUISE HOW DO I GREENTEXT?

You guys make me sick! Wtf is r34? D:

Why do you guys say nigger so much? You people are just ignorant ass holes.

How do I upvote?

what the fuck does candy-ass and roody-poo mean?and what does the your luck shit is?

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<lol
am i doing this rite? upvote if you think so

>>605232083
this fucking guy named heaven is all over the fucking place, who is he?
why do people post dicks all over? this place is shit

Im not a faggot.

sharpie in pooper

>>605234719
upvote

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i win

I heard this place is like reddit but where's the upvote button???

How can I get a gold account? I can't view some images without it apparently.

Hey guys I'm new!! I know how to get around guys no worries le happy face

hello

Hey guys like this post if reddit brought you here XDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>605233077
lrn2noko fag

[greentext]amidoinrite?[/greentext]

>>605232083
what are a kek?

only new fags here, unbelievable, am I the only oldfag in this fucking nigger thread??!!!!11???

>>605234719
do you know that dubs thing i think u got it

why is evryones name anonymous?

WHO IS THIS 4CHAN?

(Stopmusic)

How do I join anonymous?

hey can i talk to moot?

Hello this is dan haha :P

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im not geh i jus liek treps

HAHAHA

My bro left his 4chan open
time to hack his account lolololol

why do people want sauce? are they eating pasta?

can 4chan hacker upload more nudes pl0x?

but...this is my first day on 4chan...are you guys friendly?

#noko

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>>605235222

orange text<

should i b behind proxy?

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Like this comment if you're posting on 4chan in the year 2017 LMFAOO xD

Will deleting system 32 really make my computer faster?

>>605232083
im a meember of anonymous cause i browse the home of it xD

9gag? go back to 9gag u faggots XD i browse the superior site, 4ch- oh wait rule 1 and 2 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>605234719
omg dubs! win someone archive

>>605234109

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i *heart* random penguin of dooom

*lurks and doesn't bump*

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memez lolz i leik trep omg so kuwaii

>>605234719
you're going bald

>>605232083
sage
noko
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Hey guys I saw this site on funnyjunk and it looks funny. Where do I sign up for an account?

What are grills?

>>605235049
Coolest Girlfriend Ever.

To love him so much as to be willing to let him lead her around by a dog collar just so he can enjoy the delusion of power. She's so sweet.

is this where babies come from?

>>605235412
if u have vista u can use a usb

>Implying this isn't my first day on 4chan

>>605234286
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What does 4chan mean?

Is it for some dude named chan?

Was there a 1 chan 2 chan 3 chan?

I can't make thread because I'm on iPhone and the little window only deploys properly like 5% of the time

Can't wait for 5 chan...

>>605235655
how do i post dubs?

whats a trip

>>605232717
really?
IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS

>>605235746
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What are dubs and how do I get them?

>greentext?

>>605235619
Nah just a bad natural hairline I'd say

>>605235838
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>>605235838
i never saw that one

Why is this Heaven guy commenting so much

When can I start hacking?

Dear Mr 4chan, can you please post more photos of your "I can haz a cheezeburger?" Cat? It's a really cute cat but I hope you don't really give home cheeseburgers! Lol!

Who is this " Moot" ?

>>605232919
Too soon for what what happened
Sorry I'm new :3

lol how do I link my Facebook account to 4chan? Just a newbie in distress!!! haha

605232083

Cool image friend

>>605234845
i know that feel

>>605232083
i browse b. Can i be an anonymous hacker now. Am i in you secret club penguin group

What is dubs?

>>605235838
That's actually new to me wow

lol why is the reply button so hard ti find

what are dubs?

Can someone explain OP's are

But it is our first day...

Hai guys! So listen lol, my friends over on 9gag told me to try and ask you cool people on 4chan.com for help with my little problem. This guy stole my girlfriend from me and now makes fun of me calling names and sends me pictures of them kissing and doing dirty things :(( here is his number. 9185504827 please make him cry

Thank you in advanced \B\! You guys are awesome XD

What's a trap?

>>605235871
I remember when moot was active there was always the occasional post like

MOOT IS A FAGGOT LOL FUCK YOU MOOT
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

How do I call you guys

%triforce
I deed itXDXDXDXDXD

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Rate me /b/

>>605234063

jesus i just died

How do I do the green text thing?

Goddammit! Quit calling me a faggot! I like pussy!

>>605232083
what are these pictures, and what does roody poo mean? is someone actually named candy ass?

hi /B/

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>>605236388
>Sighh.

The good days :(

Wait just a sec fellas! How could you possibly know that the OP is a homosexual if everyone is anonymous???

what does YLYL mean? :P

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what does cheese pizza mean?? xDDDD

>>605232083
dude how do i greentext?

where is anonymous? how do i join

expect us

>>605236363
I think it means the ghetto

>>605232083

dude how do i greentext?

where is anonymous? how do i join

expect us

One person lays face down with his eyes closed . 2 nd person grabs his arms and holds him up for 40 secs. After 40 secs let him down slowly and it makes him feel like he is going through the floor.

>>605236388
Oh hey! You got dubs XD

>>605232083
write olev on tits

This forum is shit. I'm going back to tumblr, reddit and myspakc.

>tfw im actually a newfag and ive never seen a moot post

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whos boxxy?

>i figured out le silly green arrow ^_^

>>605236755
>>605236699
Double dubs on a repost.

>My eyes have seen the glory of the coming...

WHy dont the Webms in the tarp threads hav sound?

>>605234583
keeeek

>>605236815
whos olev? is he some russian type guy?

hey guys what does cheese pizza mean

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Look at us. This is exactly how we use to type 10 years ago on myspace

>>605236884
i think i saw him on the guns section idk i have poor memory

>>605236968
i should've read the thread first.

dude where is the raid board?

>>605235669
>girlfriend
>girl

xD

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>>605233559
kek

>>605236991
because moot is a budget minded genius

Test

Boy, I feel the same way about that guy who dropped his spaghetti.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>605233196
>Jaded

What does "kek" mean?

>>605234719
Faggot and nigger.. holy shit I forgot about this.

>>605237077
i never had a myspace i've just kept using aol

Do I have to bookmark a thread so I don't lose it?
Also follow me on my tumblr account :)))

>>605232083
What does ITT mean?

check dem dubs

>>605237583
Internet technologies technologies

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look i made a maymay lol

How do I logout? I don't want my family to see what I commented.

>>605237583
ha! i jus asked a friend that like 2 days ago

>>605237757
delete system 32

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>>605234080

>>605237745
xDDDDDDDDDDSS fuck indians!!! :D

Can people please like my comment?

>>605232083
"I think I'm gonna make a "pretend it's our first day on 4chan thread lol XD"

>>605233438
looks like a fking whore

>>605238015
Have my upvote friend :)

>>605233077
noko :^)

@605237837
Thanks you really saved my life! :D

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>605232083
Why is everyone saying "Blast it with piss"???

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Put this on ur balls feels hella good

join my clan in call of duty modern cancershitebolaids pm me my name is XXX_pussydestroyer_XXX

buying gf

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>>605238236
A sIlLy DoG fOr YoUr SiLlY cOmMeNTt!! xD

Who is moot?

>>605232083
are you LE WIZARD xD

Leik how do u green text???
<leik this??? Lol

Can I join Anonymous?

MOOOOØOOODS

>>605235049
What does
Irn2noko mean?

Sage goes in all fields

>tmfw im greentexting
>lolololololololololl

How do u green text on the iPhone im from the future

where do i sign in?

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>>605234080
>>605233918
>>605232948
I don't even care if this is samefag

Can I be a mod plz

so, this is the ever so popular /b/

> green

trololololol high guy meme lol trollface lmbo


milhouse milhous e breaking bad :) :)): ):

^
^^ tripple force biatches!!!!!! :)
please donate sheep for my farmville thx

>>605232083
cool gif dude!! Hahaa lol lmao

>>605232083
GUISE I GOT CP. HOW DO I POST IT?

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>1
I wanna see the first post ever!!!

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I joined 4chan because I love the community.

>>1

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>>605232083
rofl look at this picture! XD
it's hilarious! XDXD

apparently I keep getting dubs but i don't know what that means

how do I get a dub?

reddit is better with montages

>>605239997
Lmao dank meme!

>>605239997
lol pretty funy

>>605233682
>>605233705
HIVEMIND FUCK

What does /b/ stand for?

>>605240877
OMG DUBS NO WAY

>>605232389
THIS

I think I'm going to bookmark this thread, so funny! XD

>>605232083
How can I sign up for my account? What is this 4chan gold I keep hearing about?

Why is there so much porn on here?

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>>605233682
>>605233705

why do people ask others to put sauce on a picture?

How do I greentext?

Who's moot?

>>605232083

what is rule34?

>>605232083
Man this site's fucked up, but I just can't leave!

>>605232083
>>605241640
>>605241829
Why did you just call me a fag?

How do i shot web

*creates first thread*
*clicks return, is now on main screen of /b/*
*scrolls down, confused*
*does not know how to get back to own thread*

This was actually me