go to the oasis

rectally insert niggerdick

kill yourself

go to the oasis

blame the jews

Build sandcastle as shelter

have a nice wank with sand as lube

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>>605169608
You blame the jews and sigh. What do next? Odds decides

>>605169772
harness the great magic in the motumbos nigger dick in order to ascend to godhood

try and drown self in oasis

drop the item in the inventory because it's haram

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>>605169871
You remove the bitten dick from your inventory. You cant the words, "Allahu Snakbar. Allahu Snakbar. Jihad jihad KFC watermelon." The niggerdick glows different shades of purple and vanishes into thin air.

A halo appears over your head and you have ascended to godhood. What next? Evens decides

kill yourself

>>605170482
use god powers to destroy all jews

>>605170654
lol okay

>>605170482
use flamethrower on oasis

>>605170482
You march into the holy city of Mecca and proclame a Jihad to end all jihads upon the infidels

You shove the dick up your ass and die cus u got AIDS on an advanced level. It's a nigga dick.

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>>605170654
Your halo glows as you remove a knife from ur pocket. You scream, "I BLING HONOL TO MY FAMIRYY!" and stab your chest. The light begins to dim. What next? Evens?

>>605171160
You ascend to heaven and bang 72 virgins

>>605171261
Reroll

>>605171160
wipe out the jews

Tentacles come out of your chest and you rape a kawaii waifu with them

>>605171160
You ascend to heaven and are confronted by raptor jesus

eat your shit

meet your rolemodel Hitler in heaven and ressurect both

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Sorry internet lost connection.

You run into Raptor Jesus who greets you with a screech and a "Howdy". What do next? Odds?

suck his dick

>>605172171
slap raptor jesus

>>605172284
reroll

>>605172365
kek

throw my masterball at it

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This is it. Raptor Jesus's veiny striped cock is in your mouth. You could either A) suck it for prayer XP or B) bite it off and eat it for combat XP.

Odds decides.

Prayer XP

>>605173010
A

>>605173010
circumsize for jewish xp

wrewrer

>>605173153
lol ima do it

>>605173010
Keep sucking it and when he starts cumming, bite it off.

>>605173153
kek

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>>605173153
When Raptor Jesus looks at you with kind sweet eyes, you withdraw the ceremonial Shekel Knife and cut off his foreskin. His penis substantially gets thinner and you get 600 Jew XP. Your Jew level is now 8. The Yamaka of Destruction appears in your inventory.

What next? Dubs or Evens.

>>605173813
mold a kipa from the forskin and make raptor jesus wear it

>>605174029
reroll

>>605173813
realize that your sandnigger level is way too low and use your abilty 'Allahu Akbar!!' and suicide bomb heaven

>>605174084
win

>>605174122
>>605174225
dubs>evens

>>605174225
dubs strongar

>>605174378
earlier is the strongerest

>>605174356
alright alright. Ill do the dubs one.

>>605174122
dubs overrides

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You equip the skill: Allahu Akbar.
You realize that in order to max out all of your levels, you must do the tedious ones first. Time to grind the Sandnigger Skill.

You scream at Raptor Jesus and laugh at his now gone foreskin. You then blow up. Since you had previously ascended to godhood by eating Motumbo's dick, you survive the explosion, but now you are falling out of heaven.

Best thread in years, glad i was there for yesterday one...thanks op, my night shift isnt biring

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YOU ARE FALLING OUT OF HEAVEN! PRESS A MULTIPLE TIMES TO AVOID CLOUDS, NIGGERS, and NIGGERCLOUDS!

>>605175547
A

>>605175547
A

>>605175547
>A

>>605175773
A

>>605175547
A

>>605175547
A

A A A A

>>605175547
A A A A A A

B

A

>>605175547
A

A

/b/

If dubs, then niggercloud

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You land... RIGHT OUTSIDE A KFC. Perfect. Inside are multiple targets to grind your combat level. What do next? Dubs, Trips, Odds.

>>605176202
Roll

>>605176227
stand still

>>605176227
Burn the KFC down

>>605176227
unleach your full sandnigger rage

>>605176227
I cut off my own nose and throw it at KFC making it explode

unleach your full load over the builiding

lure them outside with watermelons

d

Start another fried chicken company, called OPFC.

Get drunk, then fuck the building

>>605176825
Roll.

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You stand still outside the dungeon. What next? Odds?

Also sorry for delay. Internet sucks Shreks cock

>>605177017
you die

>>605176825
Roll.>>605177017

>>605177017
Suck KFC's nigger dick

>>605177017
Get inside an yel Niggers 3x

>>605177123
winrar

>>605177017
rape em all, take no prisonners

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>>605177123
You walk up to the statue of Colonel Sanders and begin to sweetly suck his surprisingly black member. It tastes like chicken. Mmmm. When he cums, he whispers, "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams."

The doors to the dungeon open and the smell of nigger emanates throughout the street. From out of his mouth, the colonel drops the Great Chiggun Sword. "Slay some nig nogs for me," he says. What do next? Enter dungeon? Evens decides.

>>605178124
Chop off own dick

>>605178124
Enter the dungen and try to befriend niggers.

>>605178124
enter dungeon slap 2 niggers on the way

>>605178342
Roll

oh fuck oh fuck OP here. Pretty sure theres a robber in my house rn. gonna go check. brb

>>605178441
Tehfak, son

okay so i checked... theres a black lab chillin in my backyard. He was getting into my barbecue coals. I'm good, i can get back to drawing.

>>605178441
Ignore it and continiue entertaining us you faggot

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You look down at your boner. Are you sure you want to chop it off? If you chop it off, you lose ALL access to the Rape Skill. Choose wisely? All get to decide. I wait 5 minutes. Will make decision by counting number of votes.

No
Re roll for No

>>605179332
keep cock and rape yourself

Yes
Re roll for yes

>>605179332
Chop for the glory of Satan.

>>605179419

>>605179419
reroll

>>605179419
keep dat dang thang on boi

No, don't

>>605179332
No

THE COMMUNITY HAS DECIDED TO.....

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KEEP THE TINKY WINKY

Chop it off and replace with sword. Rape Abilities born anew.

>>605179332
no

So, the dick is still attached. Right ahead of you are the doors to the Dungeon of Kuntaky Frychiggun. In your hands, you hold the Great Chiggun Sword. What next? Odds?

>>605180313
fakefag detected

>>605180313
Fight ultra giga nigga the raid boss

>>605180313
Cut swastika on forehead for Nazi-XP

>>605180401
lol no its me
So, the dick is still attached. Right ahead of you are the doors to the Dungeon of Kuntaky Frychiggun. In your hands, you hold the Great Chiggun Sword. What next? Odds?

>>605180485
Will do this one

Sit down for a minute and ponder what you've done with your life. Where did it all go so wrong? You could have been at a Taco Bell.

Insert sword into anus and enter

>>605180485
Roll

Break the dungeon's window wit a stone for Windows XP

>>605180687
Keks

>>605180687
>>605180579
lel do this

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You enter the dungeon and carve a Swastika into your forehead. Your Nazi Level is now at 16, youve unlocked the ability "Zyklon B". What do next? Evens?

allah akbar kfc

>>605181129
summon your sword

>>605181248
>>605181129
Winner winner cickun dinner

>>605181129
say hi guys, sit by the bar and do nothing

see if there are Niger aloud to rape

sacrifice 12 little nigglets to satan for 2xp

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You use your ability Allahu Akbar and blow up. The dungeon blows up with you and you kill 400 niggers. Your combat level is now at 74, your sandnigger level is now at 33, and your alpha levels are now at 11.

Aight homies Im getting kinda bored. Ill be back on at around 5 or 6 oclock CST. Keep your eyes peeled. the next part of our journey will be filled with more nazis, more death, and more jihad

>>605182407
thank you anon

>>605182407
Use your nazi powers to create a radiostation that plays Gambatte by Skinny Puppy all the time.
Log out from world.exe