>on call
>bored asf
>gf texts me
Still bored. Dubs decides what I say to get things started off
Hey, I'm kind of horny. Want to send me some nudes. ;)?
Bump fer lelz. And if dubs tell her you are joining isis
unless the next text you send says "hey babe guess what its blow job day tommorow" im not interested.
>>605070310
send me a pick of you fucking a squash.
ill eat your asshole alive
>>605070153
hey bb wan sum fuk?
were breaking up
>>605070295
Rerollerino
can i rim you later?
Tits or gtfo
>>605070310
>>605070598
reroll
>>605070653
this
>>605070611
WINRAR
Niggers give the best anal.
I'm actually breaking up with you, I'm tired of plowing you're fucking filthy swamp of a pussy and I require a woman with better cooking skills.
>>605070611
WINRAR
I've never told anyone this before, but I've killed several people and hid the bodies.
>>605070611
>>605070153
Big yet unfamiliar
Bigger than the biggest bar
Think big, that's only half as large
Bigger, better, twice as hard
Outsized, extra large
Velocity very fast
Bigger than the closest star
Bigger than the motor car.
That is an accurate description of my dick.
>>605070707
Nice get
>>605070748
Weiner
still no dubs
let me lick ur bhole
Wanna fuck off ya dumb cunt?
>>605071011
WINRAR
>>605070707
Nice triple doube
Dafuq u wan bitch. I'm busy
>>605070153
gimmie a screenshot OP
>>605071011
>>605071022
WEINER
>>605070611
Lol
>man
Anyways post ending in 7 decides
hurry the fuck up op, you fucking fuck fucker
>>605071360
it's fine, baby, i need you too. come over and we'll talk. and cuddle. and fuck?
>>605070774
You heard "Aisha" by Death in Vegas featuring Iggy Pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=zzZzDbRp3z4
I also want to taste your shit.
FUCK MY ANAL HOLE!
>>605071383
well fuck, now i look stupid.. anyways
rolling for: Yea tits now or im breaking up with ur stupid cunt face
CHECK OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING 7, NOTHING BUT GETS FOR TOPKEK IN THIS BREAD! JESUS CHRIST I'M HIGH AS FUCK, GOT THESE CAPS ON LOCK.
>>605071627
WINRAR
>>605071627
Weiiiiiiiinnnnhar
>>605071627
winrar
QUE PASA
>>605071627
WINRAR.
Delivery.
Next number decided after reply.
Yeah
>>605071921
this is bait.. just look at what shes saying.. come one guys
>>605071921
shit better not be fucking real
anon, wtf is wrong with you? girl sounds serious.
>>605071360
Holy fuck the crazy level is intense on this grill. Better switch to charcoal..
>>605071921
fake and gay
>>605071921
Topest of the top shelf of keks. No. I'm serious, people pay good money for this comedy!
>>605071921
>>605072426
DO NOT DO THIS IT WILL MAKE MUSTARDGAS AND WILL KILL YOU DEAD
hitler had some pretty good ideas if you think about it
When I worked security some kid who was a marine thought he was tough and tried to start shit with me and assaulted me. I punched him in the nose, kicked his knee, threw him in a clench and kneed him in the balls. On the way down I stomped on his chest with a looping downward kick with the ball of my foot (this hurts so fucking bad if you've ever been hit by one. Worse than being stomped on 100x) and his buddies had to drag him out of the facility.
>>605072125
>>605072183
>>605072183
As real as a crazy girl gets.
6 decides after this post
>>605072772
Corn starch and water=chlorine, obviously
>>605072925
fake and gay
>this is now a porn webm thread
>>605072925
If you love me you'll show me your tits
Because you're breasts remind me of giant pudding twinkies ;)
I don't see your tits.
I need you to love me the way I need to be loved so that I can love you the way that you need to be loved.
>>605072925
Because you have great tits and I want to see them, NOW. God, bitches don't seem to get any smarter with age.
>>605072925
Just do it. I'm bored at work, horny. You're fucking crazy. I care enough for you to not do something stupid. Show them so I don't have to break up with you.
I still don't see your tits... Seems to me that you don't really like me...
>>605072925
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Actually, that's not a request, Bitch
Girl. been playing youall this time
youre my side chick Lol.
cant believe your ethat easy.
Okay, I love you too. Tits?
>>605073088
roll
>>605073186
Noice
>>605073059
ws
>>605073186
Ayy
>>605073186
Winrar
>>605073186
perfect
Alls I need is tha titties
Sorry baby, but the thought of your juicy tits makes me so horny
>>605072925
Because i know who you slept with
>>605073059
rolling, but it's too late
>>605072925
(i-is she serious?)
I'm just kidding, but I am horny so send me a pic babe
I'll express my love for you in return for tits. Comeon babe.. Nobody will even know.
>>605073186
Kek.
Getting good guys
9 decides after this post
It's simple, you show tits. We will be happy together
>>605073059
Reroll
I wish you were dead
Baby I just Want to drink some of your love juice
I am kidding, I just need a pic of you naked.
>>605073576
i think we should break up i have gotten my wife pregnant and i think its best if we stop this now
>>605073576
Yes. I told you I was playing you. Biiiiiitch.
No stop being a cunt and show me them titties
>dear diary
>today, op was a massive faggot
>>605073576
lol yeah im sorry,how about we swap pics instead ;)
>>605073660
Reroll
>>605073186
She's gonna anonhero. This will make the liberals most happy, I'm sure.
>>605073649
WINRAR
>>605073649
Winrar
it puts the lotion on its skin
>>605073649
Well that was quick
I have a raging boner thinking about those luscious tits of yours
>>605073649
WINRAR
>>605073625
Roll
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>we need to see them titties
Girl does it look like Im playing?
>Then send her a pic of your middle finger
I have aids
>>605073576
Yes. Now will you lightin up and show me your gorgeous rack. No one will know
9 get
>>605073900
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How do you make that triangle?
>>605074034
Gotta have dubs to make it work
>>605073576
im sorry babe its random messages from random people on this site
>>605070153
>>605074034
[alt+0129][space][alt+0129][space][alt+30]
[enter]
[alt+30][space][alt+30]
>>605074034
delete system32
>>605073649
Playin' by the rules
1 decides after this post
Can I see your puzzy now pls? I haven't have sex for a long time and I want you baby
>>605073718
sauce?
>>605074174
remember when /b/ didn't share secrets? remember when you had to lurk moar? of course not, you're a newfag.
>>605073922
Roll
I want to do this because i love you. Show me now pls. I am horny. I love you. I want you
>>605074202
cmon, please?
>>605074202
I'm not retarded like you are. I know I've already seen them. The point is I'm not seeing them now. I'll give you two minutes.
Aye baby I'm sorry, my work mate was messing around. You wanna come over after my work??
cuz i miss them
>>605074266
Roll
Come on. Let me see them. please?
bitch my boys ain't seen em! Or have they?? Cunt
>>605074266
Reroll
>>605074283
dunno, copied from someone else of /b/ a while back. i'm in love with her lips, though
>>605074301
Somebody post a middle finger kek
>>605074266
roll
>>605074301
WINRAR
C'mon, we BOTH want a little excitement right now.
I've joined ISIS. Don't bother looking for me. Allahu Akbar.
>>605074301
Win
>>605074301
hurray
>>605073053
>starting off with this
No, it really isn't..
>>605074341
Winrar
>>605074431
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
>>605074174
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get dubs
>>605074294
muh sekret club
>>605074341
Fucking op this shit is fake and gay
>>605074294
>newfags can't triforce
>this "newfag" can triforce
There's a difference between being a Newfag and not being an ass.
It's because I get horny thinking about your tits, how bout we meet up instead?
>>605074526
you still managed to fuck it up, congrats anon
>>605074301
wanner
>>605074301
>>605074472
Already won fucking pleb
>>605074202
Nigga I'm just trying to see some titties!
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Nice memes, everyone
>>605074600
Fuck your dubs and fuck your truth
>>605074301
First winrar.
>>605074807
allahu ahkbar
>>605074202
Please, I love you, love me back and send that photo.
>>605074617
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Am I a Hacker now? Am I now part of Anonymous?
>>605074431
ROLL
>>605074807
Jesus OP, you're an asshole.I really hope this is bait, or she's in on it.
>>605074968
roll
>>605074926
yes. you must now get the triforce tattooed on you by a trap.
>>605074926
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I can't do it
>>605074926
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>>605075140
Fail
>>605074807
she very hurt feelings of mine ):
3 decides after this post. Wreck her /b/
>>605075204
Newfag
>>605075066
Keked and checked
>>605075064
ROLL
>>605074431
rolling
Be my little slut
>>605075024
She sounds like a pile of worthless cunt.
>I can't live in a world without your care
What the fuck does that even mean?
I have aids
>>605074614
This is a good suggestion
>>605075233
Still haven't gotten those titties yet...
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>>605074266
Re roll
>>605074266
Roll
01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000010 01001001 01010100 01000011 01001000 00101100 00100000 01000111 01001111 00100000 01000100 01001001 01000101 00100001
>>605074431
ROLL
>>605075389
roll
>>605075233
im sorry babe, really i am. I just really want to see your beautiful tits
>>605075233
Fake. OP is texting himself.
>>605075233
allow me to pour my heart out to you. i'd love you better, but i'm a fag. i'd fuck you better, but i'm not a nignog. i'd be nicer to you, but i'm a cuck. i'd always be yours, but i will an hero unless you show me those goddamn titties.
If this rolls then you link her to this thread, nigger.
Jesus I just want the people on the internet to see you naked you dumb cunt.
>>605075233
Sorry, random dudes on the net told me what to write
its a joke, chill out
>>605075233
Im trans-nigger
>>605075453
Oh fuck
>>605075233
How is saying "girl" being black? Your more moronic than I thought. Good thing we are over. Kill yourself idiot
>>605075414
roll
>>605075453
finally, someone else gets it
>>605075390
Roll
>>605074266
Roll
>>605075276
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I am hacker see me tri-force like an alpha
>>605075441
WEINER
>>605075462
reroll
>>605075233
I've been banging your mom for the last 3 weeks
>>605075233
>don't call me girl
>you aren't black
Anthony Cumia found his soulmate
>>605074266
Pls
>>605075233
I'm just messing with you, I've asked an online image board to tell me what to say to you
>>605075453
>>605075545
how new are you, newfag?
cuz that made me kek. which doesn't happen often anymore on /b/.
>>605075536
Rollerino
>>605074431
3 get
bitch tits mcgee ass bitch
>>605075453
G8 b8 m8
>>605075453
Fucking winrar kek
>>605074266
Rolerino
send me those boobs please, I miss them ;-;
I like men
>>605075686
Jesus this
>>605075233
stop replying, you're embarrassing yourself in front of hundreds of people
>>605075738
>;-;
sudoku.
>>605075516
Roll
>>605074266
This
sorry, but I'm not guilty of you being this retarded fat devil that you are. Never talk to me again you scum
>>605075766
I've joined ISIS. I'm going to go to Iraq soon. Allahu Akbar.
>>605074266
Pls this
>>605075501
This
You can reveal the truth now threads over, I'll post this and they'll all get mad
>>605075897
this
>>605074266 is broken link
>>605075897
have fun being on that watchlist now retard
>>605075671
I'm not a newfag. I've been here since The Fappening so go fuck yourself. I can even green text. See....
> you calling me a newfag
> newfag
>>605074266
3 get
>>605074266
Rollerblades
Send nudes or I upload video of us fucking and rape and kill you and your family you worthless dog. I will also fuck the shit out of your eye socket and tickle your brain with my dick
>>605075796
Reroll
>>605075997
SHIET
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>>605075931
Gr8 b8 m8 try again
>>605076007
relax, oldfag, that was compliment.
>>605076068
NIGRAR
Nahhh just Fuckin with ya we still cool but I am going to need those tits
>>605076059
Reroll
>>605076007
>newfag
>>605076115
FUCK
Soo no tits? I'm Out
Im part of the illuminati
>>605076007
>not a newfag
>since The Fappening
k
>>605075931
Dey see me rellin
>>605075999
I wasn't able to post the link without the quotations. Remove them and the link works.
Also, nice trips.
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>>605074699
This
>>605071921
This is so fucking fake, kill yourself.
Rollin cause op sucks cocks
>>605076163
Kek
>>605076135
kek'd, fuckin mac demarco man
>>605076059
Rollin
>>605076186
also, has limited reading comprehension, proves "old"faggotry with greentext.
let us call him new(-ish)fag
>>605076007
Bond, is that you?
>>605076059
Rerolling
>>605070153
We need to talk...
>>605076183
WIN?
>>605075453
Faggot
Dubs decide after this post