Pretty badass.

>>605057219
looks fake fatty

>>605057219
Eh.

>>605057219
Better than yours. I'm not sucking some tub of lards dick.

mate, that gut...

more pics of her

>>605057433
>>605057375
at least hes getting some fagots

>>605057219
Where did she get those socks? I want to get my gf some for all of her dick sucking activities

>>605057219
Love the can opener right by the laptop. OP has priorities.

So how much are you paying her?

>>605057575
He is getting fagots? That looks like a girl to me, anon.

>>605057575
hope that's bait, otherwise cesspool grade newfag

>>605057433
Rekt

And for the record how much does that cost?

>>605057648
Spencer, I think.

>>605057219
Much better knowing my dick is bigger.

>>605057433
/thread

What should i do with my life to not be alone browsing /b/ on a friday night and instead be having a blowjob from a 8/10 ? Im 20

>>605057676
"hurr durr hurr look how much of a smartass cunt bag i can be." "HURR DURR HURR I WONDER WHY NO ONE LIKES ME OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET HURR DURR HURR.

your dick is significantly thicker than mine

>>605057433
You are a mean person :(l

>>605057433
/thread

>>605057219
As far as not spending money on whores?
Bretty good

>>605057219
how much did she cost you op?

>>605057219
I had sex twice

>>605057962
Top kek

>>605057219

wtf nigga, your bedrooms in the kitchen?

>>605057219
I'd prefer herpes to a dick that looks that ugly

not bad, but you should probably post more of her

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>>605057219
You are hairy, like animal!

>>605057219
shit, how do you do it?

>>605058394
Gives the woman more of a handle so she don't fall off :)

>>605058394
kek

>>605058110
I think I'm about 5.5 inches thick. Last I checked that was around 90th percentile for thickness.

>>605058350
It's literally in her mouth.

>>605058441
Weed. Lots and lots of weed.

>>605057219
OP can go suck a dick. Pretty sure thats a man anyways so good luck with that Why am I in this thread? My life fucking sucks.Die faggot

Pretty whatever.

Stayed home to get class work done, and I'm super drained.

I wrote a program that took forever to figure out, and at one point made me contemplate switching majors.

I'm about to take a shit, and then do another program. I'm praying that I figure out the next one quicker and easier.

Probably going to spend the weekend catching up on class work, but thankfully I had a nice week with friends up until today.

>>605058506
... You check top percentile for penis girth?

Jesus fuck. Sometimes I feel bad about where I'm at in life, but there's always someone who's got it worse.

>>605057219
Not as good as yours, you fucking werewolf.

>>605058666
checked

>>605058558
As opposed to figuratively you fucking retard?
We've all exchanged heroin for sex before you're nothing special sperg

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>>605057433
>When the thread hits

>>605057219
well she has no standards

>>605058751
You should reread what you thought you were replying to.

>>605057219
That's a dude.

>>605057219
Not as good as yours.

did anyone hear me? i got fucking laid twice

>>605058879
Jesus fuck, guys, have all the trap threads made you this paranoid? We've fallen a long way, /b/.

>>605058680
Yeah. You check percentiles for height and weight just to get an idea of where you stand compared to the average man. Why not penis dimensions? The

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fat fuck, it's probably a hooker, no one in /b/ has a gf this hot

>>605058575
all i got is lots of acid, traded all my weed money for lsd kek. will they come still if i have acid?

>>605058962
Pretty sure its a trap. They always have those long socks on. If dubs she's a he.

A dude sucks a dude

How is that cool ?

Nan i'm way better off alone and high watching that 70s show ;)

>>605059018
>You check percentiles for height and weight just to get an idea of where you stand compared to the average man

Yeeeeeeaaahhh. k.

OP, she's hawt, moar!

>>605058934
Ya, we get it. You jerked off twice. Go tell it to your grandma.

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>>605058827
>gf left, stole PS3
>no gf
>no game
Time to make drink

>>605059213
in a vagina, you twat

at least post some pics of her op don't be a faggot

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It's good.
Currently having a nice trip.
Check em.

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>>605059029
>gf this hot
>hasn't even seen her face
she probably looks like sasquatch with a wig

>>605059269
>Rape isn't rape if they come... r-right?

>>605057219
1. Moar pics plox
2. Why you no cam?

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I don't think a hooker would be spending the night on my couch.

>>605059459
consenting. and she orgasmed twice each time

>>605059369
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

>>605057219
How much did she cost you

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>>605057433
Stop hating. He's getting what you will never get.

http://hdvideowatch.com/cam/bestcouplex

>>605059555
spiderman with trips, must remove jacket and show us the goods

>>605059651
herpes?

pic of her face you nigger

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>>605057433

This.

>>605059560
so she sucked your dick and went to sleep all in under 15 mins? op you are pathetic

congrats for your girl
sorry for your dick

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>>605059269
Okay we get it, you own a flashlight. So do I. Whooo lets brag to /b/. Your night clearly isn't going as well as OPs.

>>605059560
She looks 11 from this angle, for real
pedo

haven't gotten my blowjob yet but only because i'm watching still watching the game.

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Damn your life must have hit rock bottom if you are sucking some tub of lards small cock that probably reeks on burnt cheese.

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>>605057219
comon OP you can do it better

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>>605059732
>projecting this much

>>605060021
At least a flashlight can't take half your stuff.

>>605057219
I want a better picture of those panties she's wearing. On her back with legs spread, or maybe on her face- either way is fine with me.

>>605057219

>Question..

If one of us get laid in a thread, does that mean all of us in the thread are getting laid too? I'll hang up and take your answer off the air.

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>>605059560
Holy fuck that's a nice couch, where did you get that?

>>605060254
burnt cheese
kek

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Shitty. I've realized I have no friends who actually care enough to contact me or to keep me informed or involved in their lives save for one who is states away from me and my gf who is awesome but not really the same. :/ I feel awful lonely I guess.

>>605057219
Well I'm not a fat hairy fuck with a small dick, so I'm pretty god.

>>605057219
dude your dick looks like its spent years getting beat to death. you musta been a lonely little faggot.i cheer for you for finally getting some but nigga that dick look bad

>>605060310
Bitch ass flashlights wish they could have my nice things.

>>605058666
dem 666

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>>605060320
Hows this?

>>605059257
That juice looks so fucking good.

>>605059560
Whoa dude. I'm getting the fuck out of here before the Feds raid this thread and lock us all up for accessories after the fact.

>>605057219

Doesn't she have any self respect? hell just looking at your legs / stomach make me feel sick in my stomach. That penis on the other hand is also abstemiously revolting.

She has a stomach made out of steel.

>>605061004
MOAR

>>605061004
>asian

tits or it didn't happen

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>>605059888

>>605061004
She's not naked enough

>>605061004
Hair is greasy as fuck
3/10

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>>605061334

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>>605061004
if that's all you have I won't complain but I'd love to see a pic in this pose if you two are doing requests only with panties

Pls OP.

so will we get to see her body or is this a waste of time?

>>605057219
I'm drunk. Fuck you

just jerkin mah gurkin

Fuck her and let us see

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>>605059560
she looks dead
>pic related you sick fuck

Taking requests?

Budha can have as many hookers as he want, doesn't matter of his stinky bellybutton right?

how much u paying her

>>605057219

nice socks

>>605057219
Nice fridge/10
Would raid.

>>605057219
why does this white fag have a dirty nigger dick?

>>605063103
It happens, I'm white and my dick is sorta dark.

>>605057219
OP HAS A TINY DICK OP HAS A TINY DICK OP HAS A TINY DICK OP HAS A TINY DICK

>>605063103
Because I'm Indian.

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Just got back. From the craziest fucking party ever man. There must have literally been like a thousand people in this goddamn neighborhood.

post a pic of her penis. we all know it's there.

>>605063103
>focused on dick
>calls someone else a fag
k

>>605063271
How's your hand feel?

>>605057656
lol'd way too fuckin' hard

>>605063280
is the bitch one of your students, dr. patel?

>>605063382
FANFUCKINGTABLOUS

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oh shit

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>>605063271
OP is getting his dick sucked. Whereas you are railing about the size of OP's dick.

>your extra chromosome is showing.

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>>605063280

>>605063310
>goes to massive party
>feels special as if they weren't letting any loser in

>>605057219
I call trap

>>605063996
Exactly.

>>605063879
whereas your on the internet as well? fuck are you doing with yer friday? im getting drunk playing bloodborne.

post her face. Something tells me, this grill is underage. Barely legal in the hooker world means underage.

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>>605058575
yo, real question.
why the fuck do girls love weed so much?
like i used to get no bitches, but once i started smoking weed, its like the sluts just flooded in. its wild.

>>605057219
my night hasn't been that great, but at least i'm not sucking off a fucking terrorist

>>605057433

>>605064396
Girls get really horny when they smoke weed.

>>605057219
Take off her socks and show us her feet!

obviously not as good as yours

>>605057219
obviously a cd/tranny

>>605064777
Trips get

>>605064396
It's cause you're a gigantic faggot

>>605064777
jesus, creepy

pretty good. im not fat and dont have a tiny penis.

>>605057219
What are you waiting for? Post more.

>>605064396
free drugs

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>>605057433
chekd and rekt

>>605065069
It's not like I'm asking for nuudz

>>605057219
Much better now after seeing your black dick, and fat gut...I feel much better about myself.

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>>605059560
Um. Just wondering why dick sucker's been relegated to the couch. Usually, when I have a dick sucker over for whom I've not paid, she is in my bed for the night. Unless your bed is the couch - in which case, it's now the floor...

How much she cost OP?

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>>605065295

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how does it feel to be fat OP, with a gut like that you must've payed a fortune for her to suck u off

>>605059560
rainbow stocking, clearly requested by u. how much did she cost?

>>605065757
go on ebay/amazon/ANYTHING god, you're not THAT helpless fag

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>>605063310
I didn't say I felt special. Just that I just got back from a crazy party. Damn, always trying to start some shit for no raisin.

>>605065410
Keked herd

Lots of jealous skinny virgins here.

Protip: looking like an androgynous tranny only attracks lesbians and other dudes. Being a jealous, angsty, virginal teenager turns off everyone.

>>605065410
Nah the couch is really comfortable. She prefers sleeping on it. I prefer my bed.

>>605057433
Butt hurt virgin fag detected

Great probably one of the best Friday night I had

>>605060454
Jarrod?

>>605066521

Lol sure buddy.

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>>605057433
Double keks

Bored, depressed, and thinking just offing myself.

>>605057219
Good for you, bro. Enjoy that fine pussy. Why can't you all just be happy for one of your brethren?

>>605066521
she just doesn't want to sleep with you because you're a smelly indian

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>>605058092

>>605067078
Don't do that. Pussy is totally worth living for.

>>605067097
This is what I miss about /b/.

>>605067284
Well I don't feel anything anymore. I've been thinking about offing myself for over seven years.

Best Friday in a long time ツ

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>>605066521
Clearly, that's because you've not paid her (or shim) enough. Time to tip the employees better, OP. They won't wince as much when gargling on your knob.

>>605067078
Same, /b/ro.

You're probably not really considering killing yourself, but if you are, is there anything you would like to do before? Because I would like to do a lot of shit. I just need a /b/ro to help me.

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>>605067097
Right? Damn near every poster in this thread has been coming for his life, trying to prove that girl is a hooker. Why do you desire to demean him so much? Are you really THAT jealous of some guy you barely even know?

>>605067566
To feel happy, or just to feel anything.

is she white or indian, OP?

>>605066521

Is that what she told you?

That's what I'd tell a curry jockey if I had to fuck him too.

>>605067938
She's white. I thought that was kinda obvious from the pics.

>>605057219
So how much did that fat guy pay you for sucking his mini dick?

>>605057219
Pretty good

>Big lunch with the gf
>Got home with alchohol
>Pretty hammered right now

>>605067932
Faggot.

Is that really what you want? To be a grinning idiot? Ignorance is bliss.

Just off yourself.

>>605068135
Nice. Finish the job and fuck her brains out.

>>605068224
Its that suppose to make me feel mad?

Either whiny shit heads with terrible lives or fatter lonelier fucks wishing they were op in here

Hahaha

>fat
>small dick

Go get some girls instead of paying them OP.

no tits or pussy? defo a trap

>>605068263
Nah I'll do that Sunday, just chilling right now.

>>605068359
Which one are you?

Miserable.
Thanks for asking, tubby.

Can we get a tits pic?

Hers, not OP's.

>>605068367
You forgot:

>nigger

>>605068451
where the tits and pussy pics OP?

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>>605068451
What's the daily rate for a weekend with a dick sucker who's so repulsed by you that she sleeps on the couch?

>>605068582
Obviously lonely at the moment retard but really just passing some time laughing at the faggotry in here

>>605068690
right. even though his are bigger.

>>605068871
about 3.50 i'm assuming

>>605059153
reroll

>>605069000
There's a good bit isn't there.

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>>605067476
>"don't go, anon"

>>605057219
better than your mr. 4" slanger

Take a pic of your curry cum in her mouth ya sandnigger.

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>>605069091

>>605068359
i don't give a shit that he's getting sucked off. i'm just glad i'm not a fat, hairy indian.

>>605069313
Holy shit, man. I love Amber Heard. What's the sauce on that vid?

>>605069439
fucking white thrash pale ass motherfucker

>>605069220
No more than the usual.

>>605069627
why are white people so smelly and hardly ever shower? stink pale dead looking mofos

>>605057219
You're fat and your dick is a disgusting color. Fix yourself.

>>605061004
your gnomish shit body is putting me off, 6/10

>>605069822
nigger detected
lynch yourself

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Well I think better than yours. Found an envelope with $340 in it at my job under a fixture.

Also didn't feel the need to try showing off getting a blowjob from a hooker to /b/... nor would I pay for it.

>>605069944
Checked

>>605070009
fuck you , you dirty white smelly cunt

>>605069822
this sandnigger sounds upset

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>>605057219
After skimming through this thread OP is a confirmed faggot

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OP, toss her another fiddy for each night to have her sleep in your bed. She might feel motivated enough to suck your morning wood. Nothing is better than waking up with your morning wood in your partner's (him/she/shim) mouth.

Hit that ATM hard NOW.

>>605070156
Kekked so hard. im Black

>>605070247
Got my dick sucked on MDMA once. I think that's the best feeling.

Tell her told up the time stamp

Fucking shit, broke up with the girlfriend

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>>605069651

>>605070338
black men dont say fag shit like "kekked" you nigger lover

>>605070338
what are you doing here, nigger? it's late. shouldn't you be out robbing convenience stores with your nigger friends?

>>605069651
>thrash

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>>605057433

>>605070553
Niggers r a different especimen

>>605069313
source

>>605070528
what come back? its a fact that white people smell bad and hardly shower and are the origin of most diseases. so fucking gross you lot

>>605070948
you just described niggers and sandniggers, not whites

>>605070948
DOOT DOOT.....Head bobble bobble bobble

>>605071122
you fucking kidding me? white people are the nasty-est smelling race and the most obese people

>>605070948
>the origin of most diseases

I'm not sure that you understand how pathogens work.

>>605071122
They are basically the same thing dude. Only real difference is one worships cows, and the other fucks them.

>>605057433
Either alpha as fuck or virgin jealous either way top kek