lets play an rpg /b/
whoever rolls evens decides what we do first
>>605050659
take nap
>>605050659
pick up sword
>>605050659
Kill self
bury some bones for prayer xp
>>605050659
close this thread
>>605050659
gouge eyeballs out with sword
>>605051016
win
the sword has been equipped. next dubs or odds
shove sword up anus
>>605050659
Sharpie in the pooper.
>>605051349
run towards the nearest village.
>>605051389
win
>>605051389
ffs
cut an arm off with the sword and use it as a penis
>>605051389
Please be gentle
Go right
>>605051389
The sword has been inserted into the anus...delicately. Next dubs, trips, or evens
OP has abandoned us.
Everyone abandon thread.
>>605051886
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :D that's not our hero
Spawn a KKK hat on the ground
it better work this time....
dubs, trips, evens
>>605052281
spawn the Dark Lord Volgarath
>>605052281
Gets raped by niggers
>>605052558
next dubs or trips or quads
>>605053089
eat a nigger
>>605053089
cut dick of and make into hat
>>605053089
Invite him in your house for lunch
>>605053089
Remove the sword and use your blood as lube as he inserts his hellish veiny cock into your rectum
OP here, remember dubs trips or quads. also im a fag
>>605053089
Rub nipples and scream kill the Jews
>>605053678
fuck it ima do this one
>>605053534
Go bowling with Volgarath
>>605053089
go to collage,meet and marry 6/10, have 2.3 children, get old, move to Florida, die
next evens
>>605053089
take shit covered sword out of ass and slice off the dark lord's 2' flacid penis.
>>605054237
alluhu snackbar
>>605054388
comin righhht up
>>605054388
win
next odds
>>605054844
lick the shit off the sword and shout, FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
>>605054844
enter house w/ dark lord
>>605054844
Use's tampon to stop the bleeding
>>605055035
next odds. Also Devils cock can be picked up for xp just sayin
>>605055463
nibble his cock
>>605055463
Place cock in inventory, use epic finishing move on Dark lord
>>605055625
win
>>605055666
well you have to do this now, it's only right.
>>605055625
sweet next evens. Also we are now at level 138. we maxed out.
>>605056297
walk into house
Get on knees
>>605056371
reroll
>>605056417
reroll
>>605056466
winrar
>>605056297
Cut off arms and pray to Shrek
>>605056466
win
here ya go. You can go left, right, or into boss room. odds decides
>>605056371
roll
>>605056879
right
>>605056955
winrar
>>605056879
right/look for kitchen to make sandwich
go right op
>>605056879
pray to Shrek
>>605056879
Go right.
i have a feeling theres going to be nigger dicks up ahead
>>605057163
Uh oh. you encounter Motumbo of Kenya. evens decides
>>605057518
suck his dick and befriend him
>>605057518
suck his dick
>>605057632
go op
put shoe on head
evens
>>605058073
sneak attack and bite his dick off
>>605058138
winrar
>>605058073
rape a loli
press x guys. press x like its your fuckin job.
>>605058551
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>>605058551
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THE DICK HAS BEEN CHOMPED ON ONCE. PRESS X AGAIN FOR THE FINAL...BLOW. kek
>>605059006
KEX
it has been done. You have defeated the miniboss.
What do next? evens
>>605059278
go right
necrophilia!
>>605059491
reroll
Fuck yourself with his severed nigger dick
>>605059346
win
you go right and encounter the talking wall of Fourtysix Chromosomos. Odds asks it a question and the answer will be given.
>>605059811
why is op so gay
>>605059891
winrar winrar go op
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why do niggers smell so bad almighty door
>>605059940
Jesus christ catch up on the playthrough
The Talking Wall of Fourtysix Chromosomos says:
OP is gay because that is the way Hitler made him. In his own fabulous, jew hating image.
>>605056297
this is loosely based off the demon slayer quest from Runescape..
>except less gay
How do you get the best weapon?
>>605060146
can you let me through now you fat cunt
>>605060231
win ask the next question
go back to the nigger corpse for a quickie
>>605060138
Sorry, I did it late
>>605060231
next question op
>>605060231
The Wall says: No need to be a nigger lover. Ima letchu through, but just this once homie aight?
The wall lets you through. What now?
go back to the nigger corpse for a quickie.
>>605060671
kiss the door on the cheek and walk through like the homo you are
>>605060787
winrar
>>605060787
now we cant go through again
>>605060671
You see moot in a a glory hole sucking a big thick lollipop :3
You kiss the wall on the way through to the next room.
masturbate on the door before continuing
>>605061087
You choose what to DO, not what to see.
>>605061250
is it evens or odds what now
>>605061291
go op
very very carefully examine everything very closely
Draw warpaint on your face with the bloody cockstump
>>605061659
do this next op
sorry forgot about the whole evens odds bullshit.
You enter the next room. Its dark, but the memories of kissing the wall make you glow. In the center of the room you see the fabled Dragon Dildo of Ungolok. What do? Evens.
>>605061729
take it and go right
>>605061729
Shove it in your butt
>>605061828
win
>>605061828
win
get ontop of it and ride it with your asshole, slowly moving down the dick as it goes further and further inside you
Chew on it like a stick of bubblegum
>>605061828
you take the dildo and enter the next room. In this room resides the dragon named Chick'n Tendros of Arrneinkay
what do? oods
>>605062538
turkey slap it with the dildo
>>605061729
your penis becomes a laser pistola and, you shoot it
>>605062648
reroll
>>605062668
re roll
Call your good buddy tupac for help
>>605062696
rerolllll
>>605062538
Cut open stomach and lasso it with intestines
put the huge dick in your anus then use it like a sword but it damages you too
>>605062538
Force dildo up its ass blowing it up
>>605062717
winner
>>605062717
winrar winrar
>>605062717
sorry theyre all good but this one takes the cock
Tupac Shakur poofs out from a cloud of mist, koolaid, and drivebys and readys his deck. "Its time to d-d-d-d-d-duel" he screams. Your boner begins to pulse as you witness his glory. Odds. What next.
>>605063376
help tupac kill the monster with the dildo
>>605063376
dragons driveby and shoot him
>>605063376
Have Tupac use his "pug of life" move
put the dildo in tupacs anus
!>>605063449
chicken dinner
Tupac's eyes begin to glow purple, like the grape juice he loves. The Chickn Tendros is distracted due to this. You place the dildo on the ground and it creates an atomic implosion stronger than that of Hiroshworld trade center (never forgetti) and the world is destroyed. The dragon was vanquished though. The End.
(Last post. I have an essay due tonight and havent started. Thanks for the fun guys.)