wow

sending gore and dead cats

>>605026582
i feel so sad for this kid, just not sad enough to text him

sending happy birthday wishes

>>605026582
found the kid on facebook, he has 23 friends, mostly family, gawt dayum

>>605027921
He's 13

>>605028029
and its 2015, get with the times grandpa

>>605028029

if he's old enough on the clock then he'll get the cock yeah

>>605028029
I know kids who are 13 and have a huge influence in their school

>>605026582
There is some decency in he world. Sending this kid a happy birthday.

>>605026582
Let's get this kid trending on Twitter

File: spagetti.webm (351 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]

351 KB, 600x600

>>605028469

thanks man

I sent him happy birthday

Canadian here, as soon as I saw this article I thought of /b/. Wasn't even going to post the number, I knew you guys would already have it.

File: image.jpg (120 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]

120 KB, 640x1136

Should I?

Here's the /b/ i know. The occasional glimmer of human kindness.

Birthday wishes sent.

>>605030124

Dont be a dick.

>>605030124
No.

>>605030124
doooo eeet faggot

>>605030388
dubs speak the thruth

>>605030124
kek dont be an asshole

File: 1423073219597.jpg (165 KB, 1210x1016) Image search: [Google]

165 KB, 1210x1016

Sent birthday wishes
Anyone get a reply?

Bump for justice.

After shaming a dancing fat man, /b/ can make the birthday of a kid with aspergers. C'mon /b/ros.

>>605030124
Don't

>>605030124
dubs demand you halt all activities assclown

File: image.jpg (48 KB, 590x350) Image search: [Google]

48 KB, 590x350

>>605030637
That fat tub of shif shouldn't be parading in public

>>605030124
id be offended if you didnt do it

>>605031223
>lrn2type

>>605026582
I normally believe birthdays are something only important people should celebrate but this made me feel kinda bad so happy birthday Odin.

File: image.jpg (41 KB, 350x270) Image search: [Google]

41 KB, 350x270

Do it

>>605030701
>>605030582
>>605030325
>>605030235
>>605030127
>>605028946
>>605028469
>>605027559
Wow, I am impresssed.
It was nice to have experienced /b/ while it was special.
I suppose, those times are gone.
Who the fuck invited all the Tumblerinas?

>>605030235
>>605030582
>>605030701
Is it summer already?

Please bring back a glimpse of OLD /b/ and do it.

>>605030124
do it

>>605031632
heh there was never an old /b/

>>605031484
>>605031632

>implying you've been here longer than a month. topkek.

>>605031484
>>605031632
Shut the fuck up niggers, niggers have no remorse and sympathy. We need to be better

>>605032100
>>605031991
>>605031963
Even cuck moot left this shit hole lol

You dumblr faggots really did kill /b/

>>605031223

You've missed the point.

Fat man got shamed by /b/=saved by twitter fags.

Aspergers kid gets saved by /b/=..............

>>605032100
Go be better somewhere else, pretty much please?

>>605032416
nothing else will happen thats the thing

>>605030235
>>605030325
>>605030582
>>605032100
I am sending that kid my gore folder JUST because of what you faggot(s) are saying.

>>605032398
Moot left because he couldn't take all the harrasment people like you did to him after gamergate. You fucks pushed the founder away, you and people like you ruined the already fucked site

>>605032398

Well then ''Oldfag'' proof us some ''Old /b/''

Send the kid a gore pic from your phone, post results.

>>605032632
do it

>>605032553

I was hoping some equation in the universe might level it out.

Meh.

>>605031484
Fucking this. Between /b/ and /pol/, this site ain't what it used to be.

>>605032941
if 4chan does good things the internet will not care so nothing will happen other then some 13 yearold with aspergers will be happy on his birthday

>>605033147
Being edgy cunts isn't what this site was ever about. Just because you can say whatever in the fuck you want doesn't mean you should.

>>605033364
DING DING DING
FAGGOT ALERT

/b/ sez:
"maybe if we send gore and porn to a little autistic kid i will feel better about myself! and my shitty life!"

>>605033364
Just because you're trying really hard to be a good guy doesn't mean this place wouldn't have been salivating over an opportunity like this once.

>>605033682
See
>>605033685
I have to ask what did that kid do you? All the injustices in the world and you are worried about some tard.

Still waiting for edgy 'oldfags' to post results.

>>605034090
That's dead kid , go home

But he is Odin, the king/god of war and death. He'll love those pictures.

Captcha xfur

Holy fuck I'm glad I don't come here anymore. This is sad.

Kid has aspergers. He's one of us.

>>605034266
hes thors father

>>605034233

Thought as much. Old /b/ did post results.

Newfag tryhards talk the talk, not walk the walk.

>>605034320
Just shut up you sound like an autist

>>605034522
Seriously though, what do you guys do here now?

Honest question I used to be a regular /b/tard and haven't really come back in like two years. Whats the regular shit here, just tits and furries?

>>605034429
Leave and don't come back that's all I meant. If you faggots hate this place than get the fuck out like the Jew cunt moot.

kek, tumblrfags challenging oldfags to send a 13 year old retard gore

File: 10945500_1147301498619675_7073430558494795901_n.jpg (32 KB, 656x733) Image search: [Google]

32 KB, 656x733

>>605034394
Implying i wouldn't know that

>>605034741
Nothing good

/b/ is fucking cancer now compared to 07' you canny have a laugh without some dick head calling you edgy and swj stepping in. If we want to ruin a 13 year old spazzes birthday we fucking will

File: 1417919942684.jpg (8 KB, 250x250) Image search: [Google]

8 KB, 250x250

>>605030124

>>605031484
Perhaps if you had truly 'experienced /b/' you would realize personal army requests went both ways. I remember in 2005, there we did a very similar thing to a kid in PA, and it made the local news. Tosspot.

>>605034741

Traps and faggots pretending they were here from the start. I can complain about moot baaaaw

>>605034741
Tits now are attached to traps.

>>605034995
Why tho, are you resentful to him. Why not send that shit to some nigger why an autistic kid. It's beyond any logic, sick really.

>>605034995
dae it then.
Yourself.
>spazzes
Aye np kid. Implying you were around in 07 while talking like that.
Gies peace.

>>605034995
ok go for it lol no one is stopping you

>>605034995
Back in 2008 we literally black mailed a girl with mental problems to eat her own feces on stickam.

Those days are gone

>>605033682
DING ON MY BROTHER! ALAHU DINGBAR! ALAHU DINBAAAAHR! ALAAHU DINGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHR!!!!

File: Screenshot_2015-03-21-01-21-01.png (157 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

157 KB, 1080x1920

All you edgy faggots can blow me.

>>605034995
i can see your wee face legit ragin at your computer screen, half a can of tennants lager in one hand and your crack pipe in the other.
Faggot

>>605035359
I came to this website back in the JC chatline period

Called the number Got some random girl who hung up on me.

>>605035705
did yi aye?

>>605035653
Im on me phone ya dick head

>>605035556
give urself a firm pat on the back, old yeller

i do not really care for this child, but the people that send gore are so pathetic lol, why would you do this when it isnt even funny

>>605035804
Ye a did ye wee fanny

>>605035705
2012.

>>605035556
I would very much like to see this video

>tfw you were born just in time to watch the rise and fall of 4chan

>>605035830
u wot m8
>>605035918
wot

>>605035556
It's funny as fuck till something like that happenes to someone you know. I bet your the type of cunt to complain about the police and call the the second something happens.

File: image.jpg (151 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]

151 KB, 750x1334

>>605026582
he is now in a bar bowling place with 59 other people, on huffigton post and drinking


Gore time?

>>605035804
> implying you even know what it was.

>>605035955
why would you say this lmao so autistic sooo tryhard

>>605035926
That wasnt me
I first cane here when the stadium threats happend

>>605035556
>implying browsing a website is an achievement
Kek if that's what memories you have from your life what's it all worth

File: image.jpg (112 KB, 828x1470) Image search: [Google]

112 KB, 828x1470

Dubs decides

>>605036022
Oh piss off ya nit

>>605035136
I remeber old /b/ from like 07 08. We'd do nice things for people like this because we could relate. Newfags nowadays seem to want to fit in so hard they don't really understand what being anon is all about.

>>605036380
Do it

>>605035556
>we

File: image.jpg (90 KB, 828x1470) Image search: [Google]

90 KB, 828x1470

Dat autism face tho

>>605036380
dubs get

>>605036530
All you faggots need to read this Shut.

File: image.jpg (122 KB, 828x1470) Image search: [Google]

122 KB, 828x1470

>>605036616
I did it anyway kek

>>605036950
>falling this hard for a pa request

>>605036530
this! this is true /b/ fucking newfags

>>605036950
thank you based anon

>>605036380
I will only allow that message to be sent if you fix the spelling mistakes.

>>605036950
you can stay
all these other sjw fags can leave

>>605036950
you are a gift to us all

>>605036530
Exactly all these faggots talking about old b don't know shit

>>605036950
nice ip address

File: William-J-Lashua-4chan[1].jpg (29 KB, 600x425) Image search: [Google]

29 KB, 600x425

>>605036530
William Lashua happened. We started the birthday thing for him, and it was fucking awesome.

Is /b/ a force for good? Fucking no. Never was, never will be.

Can /b/ occasionally do something nice? Fuck yes.

Can /b/ occasionally do something absolutely evil? Fucking yes.

/b/ is neutral. We've shut down and ridiculed camwhores, pushed motherfuckers to suicide, found the faggots who abused some cats, and made some old fucker's birthday special.

I, for one, am sending the kid a Happy Birthday.

>>605036530
Amen brother

>>605031484
Maybe you've been here for longer, but in the 4.5 years I've been here /b/ has literally been exactly the same as now except the memes everyone uses have changed very slightly. /b/ was never any more or less brave or heartless or whatever newfags like to think. They just fucked with people who deserved it. This kid really doesn't deserve it though.

>>605031484
>>605033147
>>605033364
you guys are fucking 17 year old faggots who obviously havent been here more than a year.
fucking edgelords
this kid is a future btard, so helpa /b/ro out

>>605037311
I'm not even using a proxy

I don't understand the humour behind making a kid with Aspergers feel like shit on his birthday. You likely will not be seeing any results, and the kid will just feel bad. Besides, he's 13 and it's not like you're accomplishing anything.

>>605037648
lol aspergers detected

>>605037765
/thread

File: image.jpg (58 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]

58 KB, 640x1136

>>605037808
Kek

>>605037317

Textbook Anon definition.
+1 internet.

>>605037765
This

>>605037765
Yes but I can imagine how bad he is feeling. I don't need proof. It's nearly as good.

>>605026582
Tbh, I don't see why this should get gore and stuff. I love a good prank. But this kid is fucked in the head already, and all his mum was a nice present. She didn't ask for this on /b/, op did.

I'd love to see /b/ being good guys, and send this guy some balloons and happy stuff. We could make the day of his life. Yet, some of you just saw this as some fucking game to have a laugh and tell your dad "hah me and my Internet friendz planked a guy". Trolls are fine. Just don't be a complete dick.

>>605037765
Insecure people

>>605037808
>>605037947
how the fuck did you get aspergers out of that

>>605037934
>>605037987
thank you

>>605037311
I really wished dubs would speak truth, but this time they don't.

>>605036950
Lmaooooo

>>605026582
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you this kid is 13 years old

>>605038037
haha ok friend whatever helps u sleep at night lol

>>605038149
Because you sound like you have it, pretty bad case of it too

>>605037311
do you know what a local schema is?

File: Bee fucked.webm (3 MB, 1080x720) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 1080x720

>>605038077
So sayeth the dubs. So shall it be. Bee fucked.

>>605038319
the retardation nation never stops

>>605037317
I remember this but for this story there are a hundred examples of /b/ destroying some for the lulz

File: image.jpg (23 KB, 373x322) Image search: [Google]

23 KB, 373x322

>>605038149
>tfw you have been discovered with aspergers on /b/

>>605038612
Yeah but the real great ones that we remember were the faggy attention whores and douche bags. The real people out there struggling like us got an occasional high five. This showed the world what we really were. An unstoppable force capable of great Internet/social destruction? Yes. But people who could relate to others struggling. That's really what gave us credence, and drop down that's what terrifies the fake ass karma scoring facebook/ redditors and secretly bigoted tumblrinas. I come here because when you wade past the newfangled edge lords the truth is anon is as real as it comes.

Wished that lil nigga the best birthday

>>605039533
/thread

>>605032416
I was aspie kid a while back. He gets a goreless happy birthday from me if only for the nostalgia of my mom buying me a happy meal one birthday when no one showed up

>>605038493
Fuck man, Amber Rayne is such a disgusting slut

>>605039533
One free internet.

Someone send bday nudes

File: Untitled.png (139 KB, 1440x900) Image search: [Google]

139 KB, 1440x900

>>605038612
Because 4chan thinks this post is spam.

Burfday wishes sent to the little fucker. Bless 'im.

>>605034995
Porridge Wog detected

>>605034995
BOGGIN

>>605040028
that IE pinned to the task bar, i lost

>>605040441
fucks a wog

>>605040555
Checked.

File: image.jpg (128 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]

128 KB, 1280x720

They wouldn't RRReally call it ASSBURGERS, That's just mean

File: Imout.gif (2 MB, 347x200) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 347x200

>>605040028
>how to screen shot

File: 1418060932638.jpg (81 KB, 700x525) Image search: [Google]

81 KB, 700x525

>>605040660
tanks

File: JustActNaturally.jpg (113 KB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]

113 KB, 720x720

>>605040028
>consensual sex.
>Horse cocks.

>>605041067
A MAN HAS SOME FUCKING DESIRES, OK? COME ON.
>At least it's not kitchen tiles.

>>605028469
Kid has to have something to look forward too right? Even if it is just a bunch of anons just saying happy birthday.

>>605041188
True. Not tiles.

>>605041188
Or women contemplating dog's knees.
HNNNNNGGG

>>605035628
I like you

File: 47ff895d6a89e4bf0f8493291533af24.jpg (95 KB, 847x692) Image search: [Google]

95 KB, 847x692

>>605041396
>>605041188
Although...

>>605036604
Why do they allow autists into sea cadets? why has the military cadets thing in Canada become such shit... its lamer than boyscouts (cousin is in it)

File: Glozzies.gif (488 KB, 500x323) Image search: [Google]

488 KB, 500x323

>>605041661
So fucking hot. Moar, anon.

>>605041512
I remember one screengrab about somebody that had a fetish for... Earth. Like, some hippy dudes took him out to the woods, gave him drugs, he laid down on a rock, and came really fucking hard or some shit, and now can only get off to rock formations. Anybody have that saved?

File: Wood-plank-floor-tile-in-Seattle-Phinney-Ridge-crop[1].jpg (363 KB, 1456x824) Image search: [Google]

363 KB, 1456x824

>>605041877
You like that, do you? You dirty bastard.

>>605036950
Nah man, don't fucking get it. You're not impressing anyone being a fucking edgy faggot.

This seemingly doesn't have any friends, and you go send him that? I would have thought some of you autists could relate.

>>605040028
DAt whiteknight tho

>>605037317
That's different, the guy was a WWII vet.

File: Last Boss of the Internets.webm (3 MB, 600x450) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 600x450

>>605042045
ermahgerd.
>came.

>schmancy

>>605042360
Your mum was impressed. She says hi btw.

File: image.jpg (41 KB, 282x200) Image search: [Google]

41 KB, 282x200

>>605042360
Faggerman detected

>>605042528
Why not make a random retards birthday a little better? Kid has no friends, why kick him when he's down? I don't get it. I mean shit if I can make a random kid I'll never meet smile with a text message, I'm gonna tell him that bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks and hope he has a great birthday.

>>605026582
Fuck man I live there. I'll toss out a text.

>>605032398
moot never left though.

He said during the 2013 panel that he browses a lot of the japanese boards such as /a/ and /jp/ as an anon all the time. He also said in his last Q&A that he would still be stopping by on 4chan and posting occasionally as a regular anon.

M00t never left. He just removed the one face that was attached to anonymous and took himself out of the equation.

>TFW m00t started having to shell out all of his shekels for court fees and decides to go anon.

>>605042528
And this kid has assburgers and no friends.

>>605042455
Nigger, if I were white knighting I'd be stomping up in here all "BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT NOOOOO DON'T DO THAT, /b/ YOU'RE MISBEHAVING." I'm explaining my personal motivation for sending the kid a happy birthday message. I've been here a long while, and I was pushing Toaster Steve to get nice and warm. Hell, I was telling sweeteva to shove her broken-ass arm up Mike's asshole. That doesn't mean that you can't be human every once in a while.

>>605036100
Nice ass limo and a cool punisher shirt and you faggots feel sorry for him.

File: 5b7db__ceramic-wood-grain-tiles[1].jpg (92 KB, 468x351) Image search: [Google]

92 KB, 468x351

>>605042653
So I guess there's no point in posting this one? For shame, anon-kun. I was hoping you'd last longer...

File: Killtrap.gif (894 KB, 500x177) Image search: [Google]

894 KB, 500x177

>>605042977
You're the faggot with "how to screenshot" on his browser. Fuck. Off.

can somebody vocaroo the calls you make for future lulz?

>>605042360
thanks i was about to say the same

>>605043245
>getting hard.
There may be a point.

>>605032632
Neckbeard enlightened loser detected. Fucking off yourself fuck up lol

>>605042977
Go start another trap or mlp thread you loser. I bet you are just mad no one can upvote your awesome comments.

>>605039533
kek

>>605043326
# R E K T
R
E
K
T

>>605043326
Holy shit, you are exactly as dense as I thought you were.

>>605043519
>Muh reddit.

God damn you niggers are getting lame.

File: F3SJkIy.png (2 MB, 2560x1968) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 2560x1968

>>605043738
What'd you send him?
btw
>pic

>>605044153
I sent the kid Happy Birthday. That's not the rock formation fetish I was talking about earlier, but I didn't have that one saved either, so thanks, anon.

>>605042455
i dont mind being a whiteknight for some lonely 13 y/o lol sounds pretty just

>>605042977
I agree bro kid didn't do anything to anyone

I would totally text this kid something cool and inspirational if out of country texting didn't cost me like 5bucks per message.

File: image.jpg (24 KB, 269x330) Image search: [Google]

24 KB, 269x330

>>605043738
>how to screenshot
>being a nigger

Pick you

>>605044364
Nah I know, was just throwing it out there since I mentioned it earlier.
>>605044391
Why is it being a whiteknight anyway? A random act of kindness is being a whiteknight? Not like he's gonna know who it comes from.

>>605044444
Fucking
Checked.

File: 00satanget.png (82 KB, 248x249) Image search: [Google]

82 KB, 248x249

>>605044444

Oh shit.

File: Screenshot_2015-03-20-22-15-05.png (203 KB, 720x1280) Image search: [Google]

203 KB, 720x1280

Every lonely person needs to feel liked once in a while

>>605044444
>Quints checked

>>605044483
You could always use a free texting service like Pinger. It's US based, free accounts, etc. I used to use it when I was a poor-fag and couldn't send real text messages.

I remember a time when /b/ welcomed social outcasts.

>>605044444
:|

>>605044718
Android or iphone?

>>605044710
Where in Canada?
Ontario here.

File: e45[1].png (438 KB, 720x528) Image search: [Google]

438 KB, 720x528

>>605044516
Ok, since this is clearly not getting through to you: THAT IS LITERALLY THE JOKE.

Do you see the other shit in the tabs? "How to stop literally sucking dicks?" "consensual sex in the missionary position?" "How to screenshot?" Yeah, that's literally the joke, you dense fuck. Putting retarded shit in tabs that you know will be picked apart by autistic fucks like yourself and getting a heart chuckle out of it.

>>605044922
Ontario as well, where abouts?

>>605045117
Kingston.

>>605044909
There's a website that you can use rather than downloading the app. I know the app works on Andro, not sure about iOS. I /think/ it does though.

After you sign up for an account at pinger.com you can go to pinger.com/tfw so you don't have to download the application to your computer, which is annoying and pointless when they have a perfectly-functional web applet that they just don't advertise.

>>605045186
Brantford here. Towns a hell hole.

>>605030124
Do you shave with your own edge?

>>605045360
Same here.
No jobs in my field, no good drugs, women are meh.

>>605045383
He's so edgy there is no need to shave.

File: Gabe.gif (3 MB, 480x292) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 480x292

>>605045115
>being this new.

>>605045350
Would've downloaded it if it didn't need access to every fucking thing. I don't trust apps like these.

>>605045544
What field are you in? I'm just a roofer so there is plenty of jobs here. Women are definitely stuck up their own ass. 4/10 girls acting like 10/10. Ridiculous.

>>605045766
>This much damage control.

>>605032632
3edgy5me. Beta loser

>>605040028
>german midget necro porn

>>605045861
Yeah, neither do I. I don't have Facebook on my phone for that very reason. Like I said, just use the web applet at pinger.com/tfw . It works just as well, and doesn't have to have permission to access your SSN and exact anal coordinates.

File: Cat.jpg (7 KB, 308x311) Image search: [Google]

7 KB, 308x311

>>605045898
>muh memes.

>>605046029
Good idea, also kek.

>>605046161
>Implying implications.

>>605045871
Yep..
Programming and networking. Surprisingly there's fuck all unless you like webdev (aka not programming (fuck off webdevs in this thread)).

File: YAAF.gif (742 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]

742 KB, 500x281

>>605046345
Dude. You fell for b8. It's okay; it happens to the best of us. Faggot.

>>605045942
kek

File: Screenshot_2015-03-20-19-30-14.png (147 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

147 KB, 1080x1920

>>605026582

>>605032632
Newfag detected

>>605046692
Nice guy anon

>>605046609
Can we just stop this fruitless back and forth and fuck already?
>I promise the gigantic horse cock tab had nothing to do with my plans for your tender angus.

>>605037317
R.I.P Sweet Prince.

Best day on /b/ ever

>>605045115
Dat damage control tho

>upvoted

File: DatBalls.gif (750 KB, 200x189) Image search: [Google]

750 KB, 200x189

>>605046862
No.
>how to screenshot.
Fight me as though I didn't b8 the fuck out of you.
>Why don't you take a seat . . . .

Less retards in the thread, more screenshots of nice texts to a retard.

File: rlLZR3C[1].png (66 KB, 349x642) Image search: [Google]

66 KB, 349x642

>>605047305
>bruh

>>605046408 I've live here all my life and that's not surprising. The average intelligence of this town is comparable to that of a grape. Have you tried Hamilton or Burlington, I imagine those cities might be more up to date with tech jobs.

File: whattheactualfuck.webm (175 KB, 624x352) Image search: [Google]

175 KB, 624x352

>>605047511
Bruh?
>greentext.
>still being this new.

>>605031484
we don't have to be cunts all the time

>>605047795
>Not using meme arrows.
>2015

I shiggery didgeridoo.

>>605033685
Kek
>do it for the lulz

>>605047540
I've just moved into a new place and can't really move right now. I'm probably going to settle for some shit job so I can save up some money. I had a pretty bad problem with alcohol and I'm just starting to get my shit back on track. I wouldn't mind stocking shelves or something during the night. Few people, easy work. I have three certifications in networking and I program as a hobby, so I've just been watching for networking positions; oddly they're rare in this small town.