>>604661996
My personal favorite:
>"Nigger!" ~ Samuel L. Jackson

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I will see you later

-- Arnold TErminator

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>>604661996
>Im coming back -the executioner

we should have really considered getting a larger boat- Fins

>>604661996
You're not funny, Issac.
>none of you queers are.

Buenas dias shitheads - Charlie Sheen in Young Guns

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I'm looking at your kid

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>Punch him, haord. I'm a gurl, I'll back you up.

>>604662725
>Beam me up again, Sam

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people. Forrest Gump

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"Luke.....I stuck my penis in your mother's vagina repeatedly until I ejaculated deep inside her then she got pregnant with you and you came out her secondbutt." - Dark Fadder

My name is James Bond. Probably the most impactfull for me as a child

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>>604664167
shit post

>>604664371
ikr

In all movies that sentence was a killer

Do you feel lucky punk?
Clint Eastwood.

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Rose Sled

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>>604664167
forced as fuck

>>604661996
"If im not back in 5 minutes,just wait longer! "
Ace Ventura

>>604661996

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. I've got information, man.

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I don't know who you are or what you want but can I please have my daughter back? - Liam Neilson

'We're gonna need a bigger boat.'
-Megatron

>>604661996
wtf lol?
that was the Joker

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"The place we're in is Athens"
-King Leo Dicaprio I
Three Hundred Pounds

"that should be all, hog. that should be all."

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: [He does a double take] Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this..
dennis hopper- true romance

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>>604665826
Don't you mean The Prankster?

>>604663076
The quote is "Life is a chocolate" you dumb fuck

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>>604661996
"Frank my friend, I don't care damnit"

>>604664167
Dave, Luke is your dad
-Varth Dader

All these thoughts will be missed... like tears, down a drain. - Razor Jumper

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I'm gonna be the one to ring the doorbell

- Walter Disney

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oh god this thread.

"These aren't the droids you said you were searching for."

~ Obi Kwonjovi

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here´s Jack- Johnny Nicholson

"go on and sit on the couch on top of all those newspapers" dubs guy

"I came here to chew on tabacco, and open cans of whoopin. And I'm all out of cans of whoopin." - The Undertaker in, "They're Alive"

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"friend, where is my automobile located?"

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"You're a small guy"
Patrick Batman

"Cheeseburgers make a healthy breakfast"
-Julius Winfield Blues, Pump Friction

Please don't take our homes, please don't take, bt you can take OUR FREEDOM -Bravefart

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"Pandora will bite your eyes out and then spit our your eyes like gummy bear."

~ Pandora Colonel Man

>>604668001
fail

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"Thou feeling fortunate, scoundrel?"
-Clint Westplank

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The most perfect illusion the devil ever did concoct was pretending not to be there
-Verbal Spacey Program, "The Strange Accused"

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"Christian in the building"

-Corny Backsman, Little Obamas

>>604668463
>>604666591
>>604666404
>>604668404

gold jerry

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"I don't want you to go this way!!"

~ Gaybeard the Grey

"That lil nigga aint mine!"
- Dank Vaper

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"Oops!"

>>604669009
That was almost a great post. Gaybeard was forced bruh.
Shoulda went with Ganondorf or something more silly

>>604669340
Okay, solid tip. Thanks based anon.

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>>604661996

>Boomerang!
Claw

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“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”
~ Steve Buscemi - The Big Lebowski

>>604661996
As a gangster i always wanted to remember
-Alright Guys

"Goodbye, toddler"

-Robocop 3

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"I love the smelly mornings of victory" - Soldier that has a surfboard

"we're not going to get along when I'm upset"
- Hank Ruffleslow

>>604661996
"Nothin personnel kid, business is good"
-The Grandfather

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King Kong shit on me! -Denzel Washington in 24 Hour Learning Period

His balls Osman! You go after his balls!

Eat my shit for breakfast!
"Sad Gilless"

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" Hello, everyone. " - Nicholas, PhD

they have homosexuals and cattle in texan, and you don't appear to have any udders
- military guy, "Metal Flapjacks"

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>was it your intention to be trapped?

>>604671497
For me.

>>604661996
>"Your Life is ending one minute at a time"

American motherfucker do you understand it?

Michael Jackson

>>604668685
this guy lol

"my pain is constant and sharp. And i do not hope for a better world for anyone... in fact, i want my pain to be inflicted on others"

American Psycho

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"share the money with me"

- James Maguire

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You're speaking to my pal not right. It's an improper inflection. Repeat this action once more, and I'll poke your face hard with a soldering gun- Christopher Robin

>>604671871
Fight club? Coulda swore I heard this in fight club

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"nigga I shit myself."
-retard

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>>604661996

>What will you do when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? - Joker


This shit had me like, god damn the scene was perfect.

"What do you mean "I'm people"?"..."What do YOU mean "I'm People"?"

--Robert Potato Jr and other darkies.

"I came here to kiss ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum."

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>Darling, I made the children smaller.

From the classic film Baby, Our Kids Aren't the Same Size as Before

these are so hit and miss. but the hits are amazing.

"YES!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!"
- The Invincibles

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>>604673362

Is someone screencapping the good ones? This thread is hilarious.

>>604673362
thats it mane

>>604673362
>Baby, Our Kids Aren't the Same Size as Before
hit

>>604673345
>>604667393
>"Put on the goddamn glasses already, you stubborn nigger."

"We will forget all of these moments while it rains"
The Hobo from Hobo with a Shotgun in Blade Runner

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"You gotta ask yourself one question. Where's my watermelon nigger?"-- Harry Eastwood--Clint Callahan

I live my life one pre-determined length of asphalt at a time. I'm face.

-Vern Gasoline in The Quick and the Angry

"I was birthed in the dark"
Bean

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"I am hero this city need have, but am not hero city good enough for."

~ Gothic Knightman

>>604673778
I'm making an imgur album, I'll post it on the 4chan reddit later

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"Ack! Ack! Ack!"
-Mars is No Longer Peaceful

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Expect some patron! - Harvey Potter

"We are going to have to let you go"
Arnold Tasker - True Lies

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>>604673362
>Honeybunch, I can't stop changing the size of our children. I need professional help.

Baby, Our Kids Aren't the Same Size as Before 2

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>>604675263
>Mars is no longer peaceful

>>604665884
Underrated post.

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"Purple! You are becoming fat, also you are turning purple, Purple! Purple!"

~ Purple Pooregard's Mom, "Charlie Chaplan and the his Chocolate Productions"

Well, man, I guess that's just the way you see it.

-- The Bro

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"Nobody backs Baby into a corner."
- Johnny Castle, Road House

"You killed my father and I am Inigo Montoya. I want revenge now"
The Princess Bride

Old Ben: Luke stop kissing your sister.

Luke: I don't have a sister

Old Ben: Oh um I mean, there is another.

>>604666591
It goes:
"I'm thinkin' about my doorbell. When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it?"

-Mr. White, Breaking Bad

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"He's putting lotion on."

~ Stuck-up Dogowner, hilarious extra in "Sheep being Quiet"

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Have the power with you - Han Vader

>>604661996
Old enough for kisses
-Clint Eastwood-

chsst nothing personel child
Chillysteel the armadillo

>>604661996
I like chicken, I like Liver

"I came here to chew ass and kick bubble gum.....
And all out of ass I am"
They Live

>>604675800
top kek

"You ain't got to chase me, homes."

-Tom Cruz, Minority Report

>>604674004
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
I took shits of fire on the shoulder of Orion.
I wank sufing Twitter in the dark nearly ten hours a day.
All those moments will be lost in time, like farts in the wind.
BZZZ -- SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN -- BZZ"

— Batty Boy from I, Robot

I'm the best guy in the army with above 299 confirmed targets neutralized. - navy walrus guy

>>604661996
Richard Harrow.
>Richard Harrow

"Where did you get a grenade, Private Pile?" - Ron Burgundy, Apocalypse Now

"Sage - Heaven"-heaven

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"it's my home phone number"

- EB

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"Tired of these mother father reptiles on this mother father air bus!" - Rampage Jackson in Air Force One

>>604665884
nice

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>you're a big guy
"I guess thank you for the compliment"

- Kane, Big Red Machine

"This night is going to be ama--hold on--zing. Amazing!"
-Barry

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"I am being annoyed with these mother fucking serpants on this motherfucking aircraft!"

-Samuel Freeman

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Are you all having a good time?!
-Maximus

>>604672263
>>604668685

samefag

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"RUN TO THE CHOPPA!"
That slut from Forrest Gimp

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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum - and I'm all out of gum."

-"Roddy" Rowdy Piper, They Live

>>604673362
hahaha fuck
i believe this calls for /thread

>>604677981
hahaha

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"More horsebell please?"

Chris Walking