buy a go pro

>>604661632
are you a grill btw?

lurkin'

>>604661632
Are you being serious or just joking around, anon?

I call bullshit

timestamp plz, also, >>604661785
yes, go pro

anon, don't disappoint, if any of you faggots gets a link to the story aftermath, post it.

Lurking for legend thread. I enjoy a good bait action.

>>604661632
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Let's face it. OP won't deliver

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I told me ex to dumb his folder with my nudes after the deed is done too.

Just fucking turn on CNN in an hour.

>>604661632
posting just to say i did... #BLOCKA

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dont disappoint op

Op why are you doing this? Attention? Don't stoop so low, you don't need people like this to give you attention

IF you feel like you need someone to talk to I have kik and skype

>Implying CNN will find your an hero important enough to air.

>>604662216
yep

>>604661632
don't do it OP
Call your mom or something

Update the thread op

>>604661632
bullshit lies

>>604662461
yes, op. update the thread after you an hero.

Bump this shit so we can see if he's a faggo

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>>604662177
i believe this is what you're looking for

>>604661632
homie just drive a few hours to albany, come smoke a blunt with me, talk it out together. I used to want to an hero too.

Dont do it OP i love you

Where are you OP? Don't do it, just smoke some weed.

op if u dont do it then ur a weiner

>>604662378
this
cnn wont give a single fuck

>>604662356
Hey, let me translate that 4 u:

"I am a desperate teenager who is willing to go for mentally unstable, suicidal women/men. Someone please talk to me..."

>>604661632
Ugh, what a waste of /b space

Dont!

>>604662703
You know me so well, anon-san. Desu.

>>604661632
9:47 pm, i live a state away, im pretty fucking sure the statue of liberty is closed

>>604662738
>assumes some depressed fuck in the city has a vehicle to drive to Albany

>>604661632
If you are serious please dont do this. Someone loves you and you care ANYTHING at all about them you won't do this. I have lost someone to suicide and I swear to you it is HORRIBLE to go through. I am serious if you are, begging you not to do this. Get help. Please.

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>>604661632
Is that Jessica Albert?

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I've made up my mind long ago. Sorry /b/ros, i still love you all <3

if you do this I will post you in every 'best of'/'epic' thread. Promise

>implying

>>604661632
Liberty Island is closed to the public, faggot.

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>>604662899
>mfw op works there.

itt: people who are unaware that suicides are never reported

>>604662853
not saying your wrong, but /b is full of shit. a little more shit wont affect it.

>>604662956
worth a shot..

>>604662985
dump nudes first

>>604661632

You shouldn't make a choice for other people about when their lives should end.

Except for Chad. Fuck him.

>>604663101
Public ones are.

>>604661632
Can we atleast get a farewell sharpie in pooper?

>>604663101
kek

>>604661632
So many people hero everyday you wont even be on the local fucking news.

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hmmmm

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>>604662957
>Being such a moralfag

>CNN
Come on, faggot, at least get on a good news site.

>>604661632
You're stronger than this. I believe in you, I can't hold you, I can't feel you. I can't promise everything is going to be alright the next day. But what I do know is I love you, please op. Live on.

>>604661632
Is this your flip /b/op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBas1HkiSnY

>>604662738
Cause buses are really hard to figure out you dick swallowing fuck boi

shit wont happen, post the article in the morning if anything happens im gonna go watch netflix

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>>604661632
barrel roll

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>>604661632
Good goy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7J2h4D7SSU

>>604662985
come on dont be a faggot

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>>604662985
Shoot of some fireworks before you jump so my fellow amerfats will think it's a terrorist

>>604663333
wow

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I also never said I was jumping *off* the statue, i said *if* you're in that area.

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don't listen to them, do a flip faggot

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>>604663333
Fug.

>>604663078
holy fuck this is the grossest goddamned thing i've ever seen

>>604662738
translation
>come to albany you fuck and ill murder you and rape your dead corpse, faggot

Please die OP.

>>604662567
Or before you an hero

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A backflip, frontflip or sideflip?

It's 10 pm how the fuck are you getting to the statue of liberty

>>604663382
Kek

>>604663470
Lurk. The. Fuck. Moar.

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Make sure you die with cheese pizza in hand OP

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>>604663322
Faggot

don8 via paypal b4 u die
[email protected]

>>604661632
Try and land in a trashcan maybe i'll pick you up tommorow morning

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This thread looks interesting

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DO IT NAKED

>>604663637
seriously, ive got shit on my desktop thatll ruin that newfag

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>>604661632

>>604663101
>>604663101
you jump off the statue of liberty youll get some recognition, in the new york times

>>604663322
Wow, not op. But I feel this anon heart.
I wish we had more people like you.

>>604663425
Kek

>>604661632
The news has a policy not to report suicide in fear of encouraging copycats.

>>604663747
what about the lols

>>604663441
You gonna jump off the SI Ferry into the harbor that would be SUWEET

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but where are the nudes?

its been an hour yet no cnn news. Either op is a puss and didn't do a flip or no one cares that they splatted on the ground.

>>604663470
your newfag is showing

Timestamp Pic before the big flip, or typical OP faggot Bullshit

>>604662957
Its horrible to go through for you cause you're a faggot, it clearly wont be for him, he'll be dead, he won't care.
Godspeed anon, may the force be with you.

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>>604663865
this isnt tumblr

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>implying your fat won't bounce you off the ground

>>604663637
it really was gross to me. did you see his bottom hole?

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>>604663865
Faggot

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Hey Op is that you by the statue?

>>604663746
why do you have men's bottom holes on your desktop /b/

>>604663322
Nah don't listen to this faggot he can only get dubs

>>604663470
stop posting.

>>604663765
You can't jump off the statue of liberty fucktard. Cages are in place specifically to stop that kinda shit.

>>604663074
What the fuck are you talking about? It isn't.

>>604661632
>Implying the news talks about or shows suicides
Ha

>>604661632
stream it.

>>604664081
kek, youve ever seen an asshole inside out?

>>604664182
Yes, it is.

>>604664055
I understand that we are assholes here. But not all of us are like you. Cold and heartless. Who will be at your side when you die. Nobody.

>>604663322

Not OP, but I feel this anon. On the other hand I kinda do want to see a flip.

>>604664213
seconded

>>604663968
>an hour
>hour
>60 minutes
>4times longer than the actual duration
Try again

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Last update.

Thanks, /b/. You have been with me through bad and good times. It's time I check out and end the pain.

I love you all, and be safe out there.

>>604663333
nice quads and also goddamn that looks hard, nigga

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>>604661632
>thinking a nobody like you will make it on tv

>>604664166
>saying fags get dubs
>gets dubs himself
What a fag

>>604664352
whats the method?

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good riddance, you're a waste of resources anon. Life's wasted on you. The only thing that sucks is why you didn't do it sooner. Don't listen to these guys trying to white knight you with promises of a better tomorrow because it'll never deliver just like you'll puss out when you're about to do it

>>604663425
That was such a stupid show.

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>>604664337

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>>604664166
Higher dubs trump lower dubs

>>604663919
>the lols
omg what a fucking new faggot

>>604661632
I can't stop you. Just nail the landing.

>>604664175
nigga did i say he was going to do it, learn to read, i just implied the recognition one would get for doing it and if someone is desperate enough to jump off, theyll find a way faggot

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>>604663865
You mean like yourself?

>>604664352
make it worth

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>>604664302
>we are assholes here
WE are nothing. you are a pussy bitch who's giving a shit op attention.
>Who will be at your side when you die
mfw