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>>604643846
prepare to lose

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>>604643846
>webm thread
>posts gif
top fag

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>>604643846

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not webm, but...

>>604646063
>>604646425
Keeps people in a job, I suppose.

>>604644352
>still taking the bait
fag

>>604646976
A very well paying job.

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>>604647106
can you imagine building more than 0 of these things. People dont take that shit seriously

>>604647106

wow, all taht for such an ugly watch.
jesus christ that looks aweful

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiH8c7socOg

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>>604647599
>more than 0 of these things
wot

>>604647811
It's kind of like art.
Also the target audience is russian/saudi oil barons with too much money so as tasteless as possible probably is what sells.
Also the whole thing is a technological marvel, that's the most complicated watch that's ever been built.

Anybody want more?

>>604648253
Yes, post more

>>604648253
fucking yes i want more, that shit was amazing!

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>>604648375
Will do.
Simple watch this time.

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>>604648504
simple is a relative term obviously, that watch is more complicated than any watch you'd see in a normal day

>>604647106

CREATE maSTERpieCE

>cover it up with a dildo white plating

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>>604646063
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>>604647106
Fuck this is much more fascinating than porn

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>>604649017
Before somebody asks, the reason that thing is rotating is because it's mounted in what's known as a tourbillon. It's a system that rotates the balance assembly through all positions in a three-dimensional plane in order to counteract the effect that gravity has on its rate of oscillation.
Also fucking expensive. Here's another.

>>604645333

Nice. Also checked.

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>>604649346
clarification: most tourbillons only rotate on a 2 axes. that one is triaxial, though.

>>604649223
Did you into boner?

>>604648504
My clock is synched perfectly to this, each part is removed precisely by the second

>>604649573
What is the purpose of that sphere with the rotating cover?

>>604650142
That's an accurate scale model of the moon.
The black part covers portions of the moon to show what phase the moon is in.

>>604649834
I did, found my new fetish

>>604644638
Fake, watch the tree behind him.

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this watch is actually attainable within a normal human's salary

>>604650346
And why on earth would anyone want to know what moon phase we have?

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>>604650624
Not about practicality, m8. It's about being cool as shit.

>>604650346
Fucking hell that is both pointless and amazing

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>>604650777
check'd

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>>604650966
>implying that watch reaches anywhere near the boundaries of pointlessness
BEHOLD

>>604651276
god tier

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This watch was worn on the moon.
Wish they had a making of video for it.

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>>604647106
saved all and i love you

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>>604649017

This makes me want to be a watchmaker.

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>>604651911
do et

>>604651276
Are you fucking serious

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>>604652080
I don't even know where the time is on that watch.

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>>604651657
the value of speedmasters is gonna tank when they find out the moon landings were a hoax

>>604648253

Yeah that was epic shit, post source too!

>>604650568
Well spotted.

>>604649017
price 500000 USD
nice

>>604652306
I watched the whole webm, don't know what I expected.
At the 30seconds mark I already knew nothing would happen
I regret nothing

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>>604652897
>el primero
dick status: muh
easily in my top 5
wish they had a making of video

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>>604653281
too bad 4chan's measly size limit fucked that webm in the ass

>>604653142
you're high, anon

>>604648253
Its not so much that its super complicated that mkes it special though man, the whole fucking thing is made by hand!

On another note, this is not allowed in this thread.

> non porn webm thread?

This shit is porn fo sure.

>>604653017
https://youtu.be/SGPjFFMD3c0

This thread got fucking highjacked.

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>>604653563
I think the complication certainly adds to it though
>dings out the time when you press a button, to the minute
>has a fucking volume button (it's mechanical, think about that)
>alarm
>displays the volume it's set at (high/low/mute)
>2 time zones
>perpetual calendar (automatically adjusts the date for the variance in days between different months like 28, 30, 31, as well as adjusting the date in february based on whether or not it's a leap year)
>moonphase
and those are only the ones I can think of, there's 20 complications in that watch

>>604653009
GTA V?

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>>604654499
feel free to dump your own webms, I just have a lot and I like sharing them
people tend to be really interested in them

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>>604653009
wat vidya game was that from?

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>>604654924
seconding this. is that a 1st person GTA mod or something?

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>>604654924
see
>>604654695

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>>604643846
Someone posted a webm of these two asian girls bobbing their heads to music and the shot slowly goes to an awkward as fuck close up on one of the chicks... someone please repost and give source if you have any idea what the fuck i'm talking about

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>>604655133
Is this also with texture mods or something? Shit looks high detail.

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>>604655126
not a mod, the PS4/xbone version of V added first person mode

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>>604655434
goddamn
too bad consoles are for fags
can't wait for it to come out for PC next month, hope it gets cracked quickly. Else I might actually buy it full price.

>>604655133
>cloverfield.webm

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i wonder how much this watch would cost?

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I cant even get the arms back on my watch with a pair of tweezers.

>>604653573
Best fucking MK character by far

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>>604655126
i find these oddly soothing, thanks

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>>604656052
2.6 million ameribucks. There's only 6 of them, and one of them went straight into a museum.
You can buy other watches from that brand for as low as $15k but averaging more around $60k for something that does more than tell the time.

>>604656054
Buy a pair of handsetters, m8. There's no way you can pressure fit them back on with just tweezers.

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>>604655219
bumping for strange wtf asian chick dancing

>>604654623
I'll accept this. If only it wasnt so damned ugly I could jack off.

meh, who am I kidding, Ive fucked ugly chicks.

Are you a watch fag in general or just this watch?

>>604656412
>"for something that does more than tell the time."

explain

>>604656412
kek fuck that shit

>>604656006
sauce

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>>604656677
Their specialty is basically watches that have lots of complicated shit jammed into them.
This is one of their most popular models. It has a chronograph (stopwatch), a perpetual calendar (explained how this works in an earlier post) and a moonphase indicator.

>>604656676
I'm a watchfag in general. I'd say I'm a collector but I recently sold most of my collection because I have a policy about getting rid of anything I don't use regularly.

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>>604657092
JoJo

>>604650624
billionaire werewolves, thats who

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>>604657221
need a watchmaker? i work on aps and rollies

>>604655868
Fucking poorfags wanting to immediately pirate a game is the reason we get shitty ports 2 years after initial release.

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>>604658111
I have a watchmaker, actually
he's about to keel over and there's nobody in line to replace him, though, so I'll probably need to find somebody new to work on my stuff in a few years

>>604658183
:^)

>>604657221
nice, Im somewhat of a collector myself, although not as much as I'd like to be.

Ive got a turn of the century (amongst others) 24karat zenith pocket i always think about selling, I hate pockets but this was cheaper than the scrap gold. still keeps good time, +/- 15 secs per day.

Have you seen the Kairos smartwatch? Ive got one on preorder. So nervous I'll be disapointed.

>>604657815
Am literally puke

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>>604658825
I hadn't until now, but I just looked it up and I'm really intrigued. I normally hate smartwatches but the mechanical timekeeping fixes my main gripe with them completely.
Huh. That's pretty fucking cool.

>>604655423
It's just the standard PS4/Xbone version.

>>604658632
im sure his skills are inferior, enjoy your fingerprinted movement, scratched screw heads and improper balance setting lubrication

>>604658632
Im not buying a knocked up wotch m8

>>604659367
I realize that now, I forgot that it wasn't out for PC yet.

>>604647322
But it is absolutley useless. If a war breaks out these machines will probably be the first to be taken away and made use of somewhere else that directly helps the government in some way.

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>>604659446
they don't do that to every watch, dummy
they only do that to test out the durability of new prototype designs

>>604659413
I've been very satisfied with his work, he studied in geneva and he's been doing it for a long-ass time. i live in a very wealthy town so I'm sure plenty of pieces come his way, and I'd have heard of it if he had ever done bad work.

>>604659731
>war
>switzerland
do you even

>>604653143
Underrated as fuck. So cute.

>>604647106
that is a huge goddamn watch

>>604659354
yeah, I will be totes disappoint if it turns out shit. 1k preorder for the soprod movement. and they still havent made a sales model yet.

Apparently it will be in the next 6 months or so though....

>>604650624
Satanist illuminaughty bilderberg billionaires need to know when to sacrifice virgins

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somebody else post webms please
I'm running out

>>604657207
Got what they deserved.

>>604661173
>the thread may die
>but it was a good thread

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>>604661490
actually if it comes down to it I still have a bunch of non watch related webms
I'll dump those to keep the thread alive until somebody else shows up and dumps if I need to

>>604660280
Just because it's neutral doesn't mean they won't get invaded. Happened with Norway and Russia is breathing down Swedens neck as we speak. Plus, if switzerland gets invaded none will help them since they have no real military alliances.

>>604653143
Don't care if accused of faggotry, this made me very happy.

>>604661490
Nah was shit. Only clockmaking which is extremley boring. More fun watching metallurgy

>>604652897
on a scale of 1 to 10, have a guess how much I detest cunts like you...

>>604661941
Switzerland's entire national infrastructure has explosives strategically planted throughout so that in case of invasion the whole place can basically be sealed off to the outside world.
It'd be weird driving over a bridge with the knowledge that the thing is designed to go kaboom if somebody wants it to.

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>>604662327
No shit?? That is extremely interesting

>>604662255
>which is extremley boring
Fag.

>>604662571
>non-porn webm thread
>posts porn.
the fuck is wrong with you?

>>604662327
Ever heard of planes and helicopters? Dropping of troops and flying in vehicle units works very well. Besides, stopping an invasion from a country which outpowers yours 10x is hard. They don't even have to apply special tactics since they can just destroy them with sheer force.

>>604653105
that's how you get aids

>>604662972
Why would you want to, though?
There is no reason to invade switzerland. and I guarantee the entire west would come to their support, it's the home of the UN for christ's sake

>>604662654
>fag because I prefer watching metallurgy

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>>604663266
I like metallurgy too. Watchmaking really isn't what I'd call boring though.

>>604661941
go play some cod, kiddo

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>>604663120
no anon, THIS is how you get aids

>>604663193
Like they did with Ukraine? And Georgia? Truth is, UN doesnt matter, only Nato does and Switzerland isnt even a part of Nato. Citizens of the western world might get their jimmies rustled, but I doubt any government would go in full frontal attack on the invasion force rather than bolstering their own borders. Even Norway and Denmark wouldnt help Sweden if they were invaded.

https://youtu.be/XEFCRXxZKoo

>>604663958
Not interesting then. I chose the wrong word.

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>>604653143
n'ohmygahhd

>>604663990
Epic meme friendo :^)

>>604664151
I don't remember what the deal was with georgia but I know there were definitely reasons behind the annexation of crimea. Fact is, taking switzerland would really be a pointless endeavor and it has no strategic value. You'd be right next to both germany and france, and there's no way they'd let that shit fly.

>>604648253
> Also the whole thing is a technological marvel, that's the most complicated watch that's ever been built.

lol.

What is a gs and how do I Spring Drive movement?

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>>604665132
definitely more complicated than a spring drive.

>>604653009
well that bummed me out

>>604664979
They would let that shit fly though. Because as I said, alliances are everything. Sympathy doesn't matter. Why sacrifice a good defensive position in a stupid attack?

>>604653521
Do you have the Planet Ocean?

>>604653143
bear and tiger was my favorite