>>604632100
I was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder

One here. skizo

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>>604632100
Dubs checked, been diagnosed Bipolar 2, Schizoaffective, Soxial Anxiety disorder, Panic Disorder, Opiate addiction, Depersonalization Disorder,
All lies

My girlfriend has split personality disorder/schizophrenia for sure she was treated and so.....aand im in kinda the same situation i was just never diagnosed or went to a doc with it
>funlifeforsure.jpg

wat u have?

>>604632689
>>604632717
How do you guys cope with it?

>>604632717

yeeey hi there bro

>>604632880
how does she act? I know I have something, im just not sure yet. I have multiple personalities but I dont fit under the description completely. I also dont black out when I switch personalities. I think I might be a sociopath but who knows.

>>604632717
Rivotril 2 mg

>>604633130
what did you get diagnosed with?

>>604633130
Hey /b/ro

Ocd, social anxiety, adhd, depression.
(Diagnosed by my friends as a psychopath and a pyromaniac, don't wanna go to a doc cux they'll ask how I know and well... Jail is a thing.)

>>604632100
I'm a diagnosed sociopath with rage disorder and a huge god complex. I don't take meds, they aren't necessary because I'm not actually dangerous to anybody.

ADHD masterrace here

>>604633966
I never believed in medication for myself either. I would rather learn to control my mind and impulses than to depend on something else

>>604632717
And ADD, but i would not count that in there

>>604633779
from the pyromania?

>>604634295
I read somewhere that they're planning on taking ADD out of the DSM

>>604632880
split personality disorder and schizophrenia are completely different things, your girlfriend is probably just a moody cunt

also I predict lot's of edgy sociopath and psychopath self diagnosis ITT

>>604634614
I think most of the sociopaths/psychopaths that get diagnosed by "professionals" are the ones that get caught

>>>>604634503
Dont think it is either. Bit when i got the diagnosed back in 2004 they did.

I am autistic and depressed.

>>604635021
Kek

I have depression, ADD, and anxiety

>>604634889
some are going overboard with it as well. If a kid is unable to sit still than they are fed meds to calm down. It is natural for a kid to wanna do anything but sit still

>>604635128
do you take any meds?

>>604632100
BPD here, so welp, me

>>604635358
Depression/anxiety meds. Going to switch to ADD meds though.

>>604635438
bipolar sounds fun, you get all hyper out of no where and than moody for no reason. It would be fun to freak people out with that LOL

>>604635588
do the meds not help you?

>>604634614
sounds like a girl on her period

>>604635128
Same here.
Those, along with high iq and alcohol abuse, go hand in hand.

>>604635834
They are great, I feel like ADD is a bigger issue though

>>604636226
I love alcohol. It really makes the day more entertaining

>>604636226
Yea, sounds about right.

>>604635255
Indeed. i was to when i was a kid lots of ritalin. No help from the meds i got, stopped after 2 years. when they found out that i was a skizo and put me on some shit (can't remeber the name) until i was 15 i started on rivotril 0.5 mg. helped out on the skizo side. and ADD because i all doped up all the time. But if i stop taking it they will put me in the local nut house, and force me, So just skizo anon here (sorry for the bad english)

ADD anxiety/depression high IQ classic combo here too

>>604636575
And former drug user too

>>604636575
how did they realize you were skizo?

>>604636263
I'm similar, we should talk

>>604636944
what kind of drugs?

>>604635021
is this real life?

ADHD and depression

ADHD is the real issue and depression is the response i think

>>604636923
Same

>>604637030
Im seeing shit some times and here some voices. my mom filmed me when i was younger and showed the doctor. Meds helps too keep it low

>>604637399
Why do you ask?

>>604637145
amfetamin. cocaine. E. crack. and Robhypnole

>>604632100
I might have a version of adhd. I am in my room dancing to outkast while scrolling /b/. shakin my booty bitches! hey ya!

>>604637892
I have only done weed and E. Pretty intense experiences. Im kinda scared to take anything beyond that, I get addicted to things way too fast

Sociopath. Never diagnosed officially (if even can be) but feel like kidnapping someone and killing them brutally. No feels for anything sept self, maybe my cat. Know I'm sociopathic but I'm fine(?) enough to know that I can't go crazy.

>>604637676
is this just fantasy?

Diagnosed psychopath.

>also a published fiction writer
>no empathy=no relatable characters lmao
>do research and work out how my characters would react instead of self-inserting
>no complaints thus far

>>604632100
Bipolar I. Currently full on manic.

>>604638140
aren't we all just a little crazy?

>>604632100
Reporting in with psychotic events and derealization.

Intermittent Explosive Disorder combined with some form of epilepsy

>>604638510
I met someone like that recently, shes really shy

>>604638140
edgy

>>604632956
I use pot (sometimes have an adverse reaction, but it's worth it) for my symptoms during an episode and I go to church. Everyone there is crazy, too, but they're crazy friends.

>>604638627
I have never heard of that before. How do you manage?

Yep, apparently bipolar disorder.

>>604638290
what do you mean?

>>604638308
I think I might be a sociopath. I develop my characters the same way I develop my masks. It makes things easier and makes the story flow imo.

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Gender Identity Disorder. It's a real mental condition but instead of being treated with anti-psychotics, I take estrogen pills for HRT.

>>604638629
>>604638629
She's probably not manic yet.

>>604632100
Not sure if aspergers syndrome counts, probably not.

>>604639071
pics?

>>604637094
How do you propose?

>>604638855
What kind? It varies a lot.

>>604639016
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality.

>>604637558
/story
it was 23 pm i think. i was in bed and i saw this black person (all black with no face, not a nigga) and i talk to him and around 1 am i when't to show my mother (my new friend) And she told me nobody was. there and i kept telling her he was right there next too me. she filmed it and we when't to the phyco doctor thing, and they took a shit load of test. and they said i was skizo. but i was not that old so my mother pulled me out off school, until i was 15 and started taking rivotril.but was shit was there for 2-3 months i think. not been too school since. but the state is paying for me small 1 room aparment and food and meds and shit. so well its not all fucked up i guess

>>604639185
probably, although I did just meet her. so who knows if I will ever witness one of her breakdowns

>>604639069

I just do it because I don't have the attention span for a real job. Only interested in doing something if I have complete control over it and can make it up as I go along.

>>604639267
through telepathy, ObV

>>604638098
Don't go cocaine. that where crack started for me.

>>604632100
Social anxiety. They prescribed Zoloft but fuck that, it gives you a dead dick and turns you to a zombie..

>>604639470
Both of them are dangerous for her. The mania is easier to deal with and you guys will have a blast.

>>604632100
Right here, what's up?

>>604639349
I am in reality, what are you talking about?

>>604639806
what you got?

>>604639470
And remember- During depression, don't give up on her. During mania, she's always right, and you always know what she means. You will see what I mean and how it's different than other women.

Social anxiety & Depression. Taking 80mg of paxil a day as well as a load of propanol and valium infrequently.

>>604639666
10-4, Satan.

>>604639551
Sounds good, thinking hard. Did it work?

>>604639323

They though bipolar 2. I was told by another doctor that's it become a trendy label, so I'm somewhat skeptical.

>>604639929
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

>>604640057
im concentrating really hard, although there is a chance I might squeeze out a fart. how are you doing on your end? did you get that last message I sent?

>>604640080
It has. The best way I can tell you that you can differentiate is a pattern of the depression- especially triggering events. Also the random crying (for me, usually caused by thinking or remembering stuff)

>>604635021
>>604637399
>>604637676
>>604638290
>>604639016
>>604639349
>>604639929
>>604640091
Oh wow, keking at this. Faggot with no taste in music detected. It's Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen

>>604639666
666 the number of the beast

>>604640091
Because I'm easy come, easy go

>>604640452
aww man, its a classic lol. what do you consider good music?

>>604640588
fuck yes!
Little high, little low

>>604640588
>>604640091
Is this a song?

>>604640722
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

>>604640439

The patterns of depression / hypomania is what led them to believe I was bipolar 2.

I dunno though, I've been on a slew of medications and I felt like they exacerbated the problem. I'm taking 200mg of Lamictal and 10mg of Olanzapine a day and I'm too scared to come off it to see if I can actually function properly without meds.

>>604639666
So, is this bipolar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvPKDZ4ty68

actual ptsd. I'm fine most days but I can't drive without nonstop scanning the road for IEDs. Today I almost lost it when I heard someone drop some sheet metal in a garage. Also got a long family history of schizophrenia, pretty much all the males on my father's side. If I have it I'll probably start showing symptoms by next year, I'll be 25 and that's about when they all started feeling it.

>>604640742
nah we are just chatting in a weird way

>>604639267
hmm, skype or google chat, but how do we securely share details?

>>604638594
What's that like? Care to explain more? How did you realize you weren't "normal"

>>604640615
your mom moaning

>>604639532
dat flexible schedule doe

>>604640947

The fuck man, they let you in the army with a family history of schizophrenia?

>>604640722
Any way the wind blows

>>604632100
"ADHD" stem major reporting in.
Really just in it for the drugs in order to graduate. But now im stuck with this shit diagnosis so fuck it

>>604640977
I don't think that will be possible on here bro

>>604640914
Haha yes
>>604640869
Yeah that was a problem I faced where I differed from others. It comes back, I hear, if you can get off of them without triggering an episode. Also, the symptoms are worse with skipped doses while on them. You have to weigh the risks.
>Fucking liver

>>604641073

I was 18 and perfectly healthy.

>>604641096
Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

>>604641190
Fair enough

if dubs anyone who thinks adhd or any other pathetic excuse to take drugs is a loser

>>604640615
How did you not know it was a song then? Or are you the other guy? This is why I liked id's...

>>604641235
I mean I tried to get off of them, and within a week I had a full on bipolar break. Try mood stabilizers.

>implying anyone on /b/ is sane

>>604640993
kinky ;)

>>604641426
some day, some day well meet. THen magic will happen

>>604640869
tried valproic acid? It's really gentle.

I've been falsely diagnosed with autism.

>>604641609
A week after I had stopped the taper, I mean.

>>604641815
by the people on /b/?

Diagnosed Dissociative Identity Disorder Reporting in!

>>604634614
on average 1 in 100 people fall into the "sociopath" category.

>>604641644
true dat!

>>604632100
Antisocial personality disorder. But my diagnosis was weird. I thought ASPD was supposed to mean I don't have emotions, but apparently not all diagnoses present that way

>>604641992
Explain this to me? I watched a video on it but it seemed overexaggerated

>>604642130
It falls on a spectrum

>>604640388
Didnt get it, concentrated to hard, eye vessel poped got to go to the ER

>>604641948
no, by qualified people.

>>604642130
It can be sometimes that it makes your emotions overbearing towards others, even.

>>604642313
Just go about your life, then. If it doesn't bother you, fuck it. Fuck their word if you don't need help.

>>604632100
I'm was told I've had depression since high school until I had a breakdown a few years ago. Come to find out I'm bipolar as fuck and the depression medicine was just making my problems. Shit sucks I have to go to the doctor once a month and keep getting my medicine changed or upped. This month I've felt the most stable but I've felt like a freaking psycho for so long like nobody could help me.
Tl;Dr
Spazz for years, now not so much. Bipolar was the underlying cause.

>>604634503
I don't think ADD is a mental disorder. I thought I read somewhere that it's something leftover from the hunter/gatherer days of humanity that helped us split our attention

>>604642310
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(.

>>604642582
I feel bad for my wife for putting up with my shit for the past 8 years. She is a damn good person.

>>604642582
That sucks, bro. Sorry to hear.

>>604642564
here here!

>>604642564
I get the feeling you don't believe in me (and I don't blame you) but thanks anyway, I guess.

>>604632717
schizo as well. not enough words or time to explain it.

>>604642719
A lot of mental disorders are. SAD and BP is viking as fuck. They would go "fuck yeah" mode sometimes then basically hibernate.

There's no such thing

>>604638695
that's what i want to do because im happy and forget about it all when im high, but i have no connections, so ive been suffering for the last 3 years.

>>604642417
I have never heard of that before

"Severe" autism

>>604642894
Nah, I'm not saying that. I'm saying fuck misdiagnosis and pros who don't take into consideration that they're dealing with life altering chemicals for people who usually want help from someone they can trust.

>>604643067
The hibernation makes you want to die. It's not with the fuck yeah moments trust me.

>>604643176
Don't drug to cope, man. Find a good hobby. Exercise a lot. Just exercise a fuckton. Then, you go out and fuck bitches and make mad cash.

>>604643424
>>604639405
i do this too

>>604641774
that gave me a warm feeling inside my anus

>>604643243
i agree, misdiagnosis is common these days, and there are conspiracies that the doctors do it on purpose to drug people up more and make more money off of them.

>>604643243
I was misdiagnosed for about 10 years depression meds made me worse.

>>604642789
at least i get to look like a prate now, doc said i have to wear it for a week, an eye patch i mean

>>604643356
I know. It's so bad that sometimes you're like "I don't have enough energy to kill myself"

>>604643623
That our they make so much money they just don't give a fuck as long as your not dead.

Multiple personality disorder here. It always interesting waking up and not remembering what I did the day before.

>>604643887
Exactly

>>604643424
i want to man, but im scared. When I exercise my body feels like its burning inside, and sharp tingling throughout it. what does that mean?

>>604642140
Im a hard working individual, I have a pretty successful career working insurance claims. i started getting a lot of shit from work, that i never really had time for myself. i worked shit tons of hours and i really didn't sleep much either. When i would manage to pass out i wouldnt really remember how i passed out or how i got to bed. i wouldnt really recall what i had done before hand. However, I apparently have gotten the attention of some people that i dont know. They nod their heads at me sometimes when i walk by and call me "sir" Occasionally. Its pretty weird. Anyways my alter ego started a fightclub and try'd to blow up credit card buildings. So now im in the loony bin hopped up on meds and browsing b with you fine people.

Yep, diagnosed with social anxiety and very minor ADD

Diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder with Psychotic features. Shitty diagnosis but I have a myriad of symptoms so doctors got lazy and put me in that box.

On 4 medications and it blows. After my first break my personality did a 180 now i'm an antisocial faggot who has no friends besides my gf. Granted I have a 4.0 gpa but still, I feel like my illness has killed off the sociable, fun part of me. Now all I do is mope around and put all of my energy into school.

How do you love yourself again /b? I always feel like killing myself and I feel like i've been thrown on a foreign planet. How do I feel again?

>>604644038
I don't know about that. Maybe try to stay hydrated before working out, and make sure you consume enough calories?

>>604644038
This, I've always got panicky feelings when working out. Scares the shit out of me.

>>604644101
Sounds cool and scary as hell

>>604644244
You love yourself by loving yourself. It sounds like you're in a depression right now. I'm so sorry.

Literal aspergers and GAD (generalized anxiety disorder)

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>>604644101
hahaha LEAVE

>>604632873
Depersonalization Disorder

Got that one, not a lie.

Anxiety and panic disorder aswell as depression.

>>604644533
I always thought my retardation in meeting new people could have ment I had aspergers. I'm a true fuck up in public.

Just ODD so nothing major

>>604644101
>>604644468
Not getting the Fight Club reference. Please...

>>604632100
Adhd, major depressive disorder and genral anxiety disorder

>>604644856
I found out in part from childhood pictures. I used to line my toys up all the time. Took figures of speech literally too when younger.

Depression and anxiety. My wife also thinks i am an aspie aswell

>>604644244
Also diagnosed with Nonverbal Learning Disorder. As if hearing shit and being paranoid all the time isn't bad enough

>>604644101
Are you me?

>>604640869
i take 200mg lamotrigine as well!

when i frst started it, 25mg, it was a fucking god send. now im not sure it does anything at all; the positive effect always seems to wane away

>>604645462
I do that when people joke I don't understand. Figure it may have to do with my other issues. Depending on if I'm in a high or low cycle. Then hours after I've reacted in just like. Shit what the fuck did I do that for god dammit. Great for losing jobs.

>>604645551
Shit anon you would be my level of friend.

>>604645572
nice.

>>604646383
Yeah workplace politics are a nightmare too.

>>604646219
I'm on Seroquel 400mg. Even though its mostly for scitzos

>>604646913
Bipolar btw

Some what related i have ptsd. Ill get random panic attacks when im engaged in physical activities. I accidentally killed my older sister while wrestling. I literally choked slammed her through our living room table like in wwe.. now im afraid to even play soccer from with my friends. i can still remember the disgusting spine snapping sound

I'm transgender

>>604647865
Holy fucking shit man.
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>604645572
sometimes i am sometimes im not but i guess in the end, we're the same person

>>604647865
Damn man that sucks bro

>>604647865
I've never felt bad for anyone on /b until today.

>>604648198
>>604648316
yeah, im learning to work around it. therapy is really helping. and im slowly going outside more and more. my therapist is challenging me to go to a gym and work out. im no fat or anything, its just the thought of a machine breaking and killing someone, or someone slipping by the pool and cracking their skull freaks me out. im afraid to go

>>604648021
People don't realize/don't agree that this is a mental disorder.

diagnosed depression, suicidal thoughts, thoughts about hurting others, occaisonally

>>604642417
See, it's weird. I have very minor emotions. Like if someone else would be like
>fuck yea
I'm like
>That's pretty cool

>>604648769
Never watch final destination

>>604632100
/b/ is full of normal people :D

>>604648769
Dude just do you and at you pace. God speed bro.

>>604632100
ADHD and Autistic Spectrum Disorder

>>604649034
i spend a lot of time inside the house as you could imagine. I watched about 5 minutes of final destination 2. for a while my therapist had to drive to me because i would be a passenger on the highway.

>>604648769
You can do eeet mane!

Diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome at age 12. AMA.

>>604633779

diagnosed by your friends of the APA?

i had depression, but now it's just unrepentant anger. assholes do wonders! :D

>>604649464
I couldn't imagine that shit. God damn man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic9LoewrWqE

Mental disorders are nothing but fancy words so that people can make money off of you, of course, Parkinson's, dementia and stuff like that is obviously real, but depression, bipolar, ocd, split personality disorder etc etc is not.

There's nothing more to it than losers wanting a special snowflake stamp and people wanting to make money off such people

>>604632100
>Severe depression
>Anorexia nervosa
>Bullemia Nervosa
>Childhood conditioning (In my case i cant feel love without anger, or frustration)

>im a guy.

Depression aka I feel sorry for myself and I'm lazy so it's easier to just use a big word so people take it seriously

>>604650052
Just because nobody loves you doesn't mean you got to be an angry faggot.
Why you triggered

>>604650691
>someone is calling out on my bullshit so I better show him what's what by trying to insult him

If you guys can spend 200 replies talking about made up conditions to have people feel sorry for you then I can spend 1 calling you out. It's not like it will matter, the thread will die and you'll probably watch American psycho or take a personality test

diagnosed as paranoid, given antipsychotic therapy, with manais of persecution.
I think I'm only bipolar and my new doc seems to agree.

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>>604650052
Just because you don't understand something you call it bullshit. I suppose climae isnt real either right?.

>>604651471
>calling you out

By that you mean an uneducated dismissive assumption based on incredulity and ignorance? What makes you think the regulatory systems of moods in the brain can't possibly malfunction? Childishness? Your insistence is baseless.

The only disorder anyone in this thread has

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special_Snowflake_Syndrome

>>604652198
fucking /b/ won't allow me to say clima-e change, wtf has happened to this place

>>604652250
I have low serotonin in my brain, better self diagnos me with psychopathic tendencies and major depression

>>604646913
taking seroquel right now as well, it's great for schizos, and for staying under control

>>604632100
PTSD, mother had schizophrenia, nobody is sure if my symptoms are schizo or just extreme anxiety

>>604652419

A comparison like that is silly though, like comparing the existence of ghosts to life in the universe outside our solar system, ghosts are improbable and ETs are probable


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>>604652313
>>Citing EncyclopediaDramatica for refrences of diagnostic criteria
Try harder faggot

>>604653428
Its not a silly comparison, because someone stupid enough to think that mental disorders are all attention whoring is stupid enough to be that the other thing isnt real.

Everyone has a dx if you look hard enough. They don't mean shit most of the time. Just depends on what extent it impacts your functioning. Google "gaf"

>>604653745
>replace ED with friends or yourself for your diagnostic criteria

Keep building your unique personality bro


>>604653927
Well I'm not gullible enough, nor pathetic enough to pay for medications I don't need, just to be special. So there's that

95% of all conditions in this thread would be cured by going outside and getting laid or/and a gf. no joke. The dude that killed his sister is excused though, I can't imagine what that would do to your sanity

>>604654635
According to your opinion. You have no basis for these claims. The scientific community would strongly disagree with all that edge of yours. I seriously hope you are trolling.

Just an update, I followed >>604643424 advice, I went outside and ran for a bit, felt like I burned off all the meds and bad toxins, now I feel great and in control. Fuck meds man, exercise is amazing.

>>604654635
Nah I've been to a Doctor and he diagnosed me using the DSM. You think I want to be a special snowflake you smegma smoocher? I go through more hell in one week than you do in your whole miserable life.
Plus you are the special snowflake in this thread so why dont you turn 720 degrees and walk off that cliff

>>604655012
The scientific community doesn't dabble in pseudoscience

dont worry, you'll grow out of it eventually, most people do after 16, usually around the same time the God complex and intelligence superiority complex go away

>>604655452
Are you an AntiVaxxer?

>>604655582
uh huh, right. Go back to work at McDonalds dipshit. Maybe try to crack open a book once in a while. Start with brain chemistry.

>>604655452
>doctor notices your levels are off and gives you a diagnosis so he can make money off of you

Damn that's some irrefutable evidence, I bet you go through loads of hell though, sitting in your parents/your home all day feeling sorry for yourself
See
>>604655421

It's all you have to do, go outside and do something

>>604655978
Waah he told me to grow up I better tell him he has a low tier job and no education

Sorry to tell you that I study actual science in an actual university instead of googling my symptoms, also, even if I don't work there personally, McDonald's is a great starting job that works as a good stepping stone for later jobs and also serves as a great source of income during college/university years. Way to be edgy and think everyone gets to work in their own office pulling 6 figures right out of highschool though

>>604656095
You are right, medicine isn't going to cure me. But it allows you to be stable while you work on yourself and exercise and eat healthy and fuck bitches.
But without medication, I wouldnt have gotten that little boost to help me feel stable

>>604655650
No Im not those guys are morons

>>604656952
I'm not going to argue against something that works for you, like with smoking and alcoholism the biggest problem is getting started on fixing the problem

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>>604632100
I have depression, but I so wish I had schizophrenia so I could have imaginary friends to talk to.