old age ;^)

>>604529740
atomic bomb

>>604529740
Dehydration by masturbation

>>604529740
Bullet to the temple. Have to put it in manually, though.

duct tape. ohwaityoudonthaveany

>>604529740
Helium, all you really need is a tank of helium, about a meter of tubing and and one of those strap on face masks. Your brain won't know the different between breathing in helium vs air until you are super sedated due to lack of oxygen. Keep the mask on and keep breathing and you will slip away peacefully.

Strangulation of exhaust gases.

>>604529740
overdose on water.

>>604529740
jump into a volcano - it is so hot the human body cant feel the heat u basicly be erased in a few seconds

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heartbreak..... oh you didnt say "most painful."

>>604530028
Where do I find a volcano though

>>604530139
Iceland for an example

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>>604530139
Hawaii, you could save up and get a bunch of prostitutes too, make a holiday of it.

>>604530139
There was one erupting in Costa Rica this weekend. Shame you missed it.

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>>604529740
So u mean women should work as hard as men. ive been working sence i was 14 u little shit doing any think i can to make a buck now ive been denied by the va and obigno care is impossible to pay for. get a good job for once in your life and you will see how fucked a hard working white man is. o ya ur 12. still go mow a lawn and get on that grind ur nigger roll models tell u about u snot nosed 11 yo faggot. thats rite u dont care cuz mommy is going to put you throu collage with the divorce mone she got from your dad when he left her for having a 10yo faggot sun but thats just the kicker..when she found out she had a faggout husband that the father to a gay faggot tranny 9yo she made plans. make my sun a tranny she said an 8yo faggot heshe. great job dissapointing every ine u 7yo neck beard i hape u have fun being 6 for the rest of your life its the only time you where ever happy u fucking 4 yo cunt.i digress ive never worked with a woman that was willing to work as hard as a man u fucking 3yo only in the field of complaning did a woman work harder as a man. you fuckink 2yo faggot unless sucking dick or being black was a degree ur a mentaly ill SJW u 1yr old prick divide urself by zero now and go to bed.

Guillotine

>>604530028
How do you know the human body can't feel it you ever jumped in one?

>>604529740
opiate pain killer OD

If you're under 200 pounds then a whole script of just about any pain killer should do.

oxycodone
hydrocodone
morphine
fentanyl

don't do tramadol. You'll just start having seizures as it is technically not an opiate.

>>604529740
That other anon who said helium is a smart man.

The only thing I can think of that'd be more/as painless is overdose on drugs, like ecstasy or something else that releases pretty much all your endorphin at once. In fact, it'd probably feel really good. Do more than just E though, maybe find some LSD or mushrooms to trip on while you do it.

>>604529740
drowning

>>604530499
I did jump in one but have no memory of it. Therefore, I did not feel it.

>>604530605
so suffocation is a good way to go? I don't think so sir

>>604530687
ah its just one of the most painfull deaths dont worry

>>604530645
Okay that sounds pretty legit to me.

>>604530605
Literal retard.

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This is the least painful way. You're going to burn in hell forever tho so not really that painless.

Piss off Candlejack, that'll do th

>>604529971
This. Exit bag, nice and peaceful.
Hose, tank, and mask. Buy all of amazon for about $120~ish.

>>604530499
ure right that ppl who jumped into a one cant tell us about but its not about the lava itself - ppl who work in smelting and got a accident told about feelding no pain at all - i had felt more like some cold water poured on them

>>604531022
shit didn't think of that last one

>>604529971
Be careful with this one though. Real, pure helium is hard to find. Especially the kind of helium used for balloons, contains a mix of helium and oxygen, with just enough helium to lift a balloon. If you use a mix with too much oxygen, you might just end up giving yourself brain damage.

..then again, 100% disability, no responsibility and a woman wiping your ass and feeding you for the rest of your life? Score!

overdose on heroin

Listen to 1D album without skipping a track

>>604531369
he said painless you autist

Slit your wrists in the bathtub.

Here's how you do it - make a hot bath, like really hot. As hot as you can take. The hotness of the water will block out most of the pain from the slit wrists, which don't hurt much at all. Slice vertically along the arm, not across the wrist. Use multiple slices on each arm to maximize blood loss. Then lay back and enjoy as the bloodloss drifts you to sleep. Literally next to no pain at all.

Anything involving gasses can induce a suffocation reflex, which isn't a pleasant thing. Also that one retard that suggested drowning - don't do that.

>>604531483
that sounds terrible, honestly why not just stick a gun in your mouth. Over instantly, no chance of turning yourself into a retard that is even more of a burden on your family, all you have to do is pull the trigger. No bathing in your own death or terrifying jump off a huge building.

I've been thinking recently that a possible way to go would be taking a mix of as much pills I can find. Like, search the entire house and mix antibiotics, painkillers, old people medicine and whatever else I find in a blender, with vodka. Then drink the whole.
Anyone know of this could kill me?

>>604531483
Have you ever drowned? It's not as bad as you're making it seem. I would definitely prefer it to the wrists thing.

>>604531872
OP specified a firearm-free suicide.

>>604531369
>>604531422
samefag

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>>604531255

if you think being 100% disabled is living the dream then you're already a retard

>>604531888
>old people medicine.
Lol

>>604531872
I'm guessing he doesn't have access to a firearm. Besides, fucking up a gunshot suicide can leave you a vegetable for life. Bloodletting is a guaranteed killer.

>Have you ever drowned?
No, but people who have survived drownings report it to be awful. Pure panic before you drown and you reflexively inhale a shitload of water to your lungs. I don't see what's so bad about slitting your wrists.

>>604531888
Overdoses, especially with weak drugs isn't guaranteed to kill you. Especially if you're found in the first hours after ingestion and get your stomach pumped. Hypoxia to the brain induced by blood loss puts you into an irreversible coma within 5-10 minutes and is completely painless because you're unconscious.

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>>604531948
Honestly I have drowned before, it was fucking awful.

>>604531369
>>604531422
that's enough cringe for the day.

cut your wrists while running
you'll be dead in no time!

best would be grenades strap to your head

>>604529817
There's no such thing you fuqqboi.

>>604532655
One might say he'd
*puts sunglasses on*
run out of blood soon

>>604532887
>>604531422
>>604531369
you're the same guy, aren't you?

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>>604532958
You might be onto something, champ.

>>604533046
He clearly was just implying you all had the same retarded quality in your posts. Not that you're samefagging.

>>604532875
fuqqboi?

>>604533184
He clearly was implying just that.

>>604533405
dw he can't hear you he's too busy browsing tumblr and listening to yung lean just move along

>>604532252
I can find some stronger medicine. At least in my hose there are leftovers of lots or things, from asthma to psychiatry medicine.
How much would it take to have a death by overdose?

>>604533710
It varies from person to person and from medicine to medicine.

>>604529740
Get yourself car (+1 if you already own one)

Stay up for a long time, the longer the better (I'm talking 48 hours+, this ensures that you fall asleep easily)

Find a way to attack your cars exhaust pipe to a window and seal of the gaps so that no air escapes the car.

Get in the car, turn on the car and fall asleep in said car. You will not wake up again.

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Saw this in some other thread

>>604535352
>hanging
>89.5%
>agony level 25 out of 100
List confirmed for written by a retarded chimp.

Also,
>seppuku
>not sudoku

>>604535352
How would they know the pain level?