Oi mate, I saw a Maccas back there, chuck a "youwe"

Fuck off cunt..... Oh... Yeah.

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>>604525707
I have never eaten dyed cheese

Fuck yeah cunt, where the pingas at?
Oh. I failed.

Throw another shrimp on the barbie.

Checkmate Ausfailians.

Dear Australia

Fuck you

Love New Zealand

>>604526050
fuck up a cunt its a uey, fucking imported cunt.

>>604526398
Who the fuck are you?

>>604525707
Anthony Mundine is a Muslim cunt!

Fucked it.. You win OP..

>>604525707
New Zealand pls go.

>>604526402
what happened to the ANZAC spirit mate

T-Tony abott is a gr-great guy...

just duckin down to the servo for a sanga roll and a packa winnie blues

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>>604526402
bunch of hobbit fuckers the lot of ya, fuck off.

>>604526480
Sorry, a bit drunk I've had 4 XXXX's

>>604525707
Fosters is pisswater we export to the foreigners.

Get fucked ya' cunt. I'll bloody tell you what's what ya' little fuck-face, think you can pick an Aussie and tell em' not to fucken' call you a cunt??? Well guess what? You are. Stupid cunt.

And you New-Zeeeealand cock-heads can go fuck a sheep, bloody shit eating pooftas.

I enjoy cuddles and anime

I'm a native of the Riverina, from the rustling bushes of Wagga Wagga, to the tumbling haybales of Cootamundra and the good ol' bridge of Gundagi.

PS: Gun-Brit did nothing wrong
PPS: Julia's father died of shame

>>604526712
Alike with any other beer I've had in Vic so far. Fuck you guys have much to learn from Germans or Belgians

>>604526778
stop trying so hard you fucking gook.

6064

>>604525707
Baaaallll!!!

>>604526824
>julia's father died of shame
Top kek
Bring back ruddy with his fair shake of the fucken sauce bottle m8.

>>604527012
carn the pies!

>>604526830
Fucking beer snobs are the worst people. Almost any beer is good if it's served ice cold.

Tim Tam

>>604526890
You fucken' wog hu? Only wog's hate gooks, except those chink gooks, cunts ll' chop each other up with swords in the CBD all day. HAHAHAHA Cant hear you over me cracken another beer you homo.

>>604527120
Teddies get em in ya!

>>604527120
Probably never had a good beer then.
I feel sorry for you.
And I feel sorry for me for having to put up with Yarra River water

FUIC

Schooner of gold thanks love

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>>604526398
ausfailians call 'em 'prawns' , that shrimp thing was just for people in Clapistan to understand

Fuck off we're full

>>604525707

>2015
>not having watched Herman the Legal Labrador
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvfW2G8f9o

U wot m8

>>604527365
Never been to the Northern Territory then?

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>>604527267

>>604527465
winner

>>604527338
Wofs are superior to Anglos in every way possible you scum cunt

>>604526830
Go fuck yaself u pretentious wanker

why do aussies drink so much?
do you think this is part of the reason they are so racist and stupid?

>>604526890
AND I'LL FUCKEN' AVE" YA, YA SISSY FAGGOT CUNT, YOU'Z IN MELBS?

>>604527629
fuck off cunt, you're dead

NOT. HAPPY. JAN.

>>604526402
Dear Island under Tasmania

who are you and what do you do again ?

Love Australia

>>604526700

drunk off four queensland piss? you fucking girls dick.

Some auzzies are ok

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>>604527629
>do you think this is part of the reason they are so racist and stupid?
nothing to do with beer , it took hard work and study

>>604525707
Every Australian I've met its a pretentious jack ass

>>604527694
see, why did u get so angry over a question

She flopped out her jugs and I cracked a fat and fucked her in the back of me ute m8

>>604525707
righto have it your way then cunt

>>604526604
Sanga = sandwich not a fucking sausage roll you immigrant cunt

>>604526398
Seppo detected
WTF is a shrimp faggot

>>604527522
No, but it was more to prove i was from SA

>>604527629
As a true blue Aussie cunt, I say yep. Thats about right. Being an alcoholic is a symbol of pride here, we actually have people that deliberately stack their empty bottles around the house to show off how much they drink.

>>604526830
hipster detected

>>604527799
Gf got fucked by an Aussie

>>604526402
Sheep rootin cunt don't come here for welfare faggots

Fucking rape kiwi faggots eye sockets

>>604527799
Is it because we have an entire country that shits all over your pro gun, anti government libertarian bullshit arguments?

>>604526700
Get the Carltons in you cunt

>>604527465
kek, was about to write this

If you hate abbot you hate fucking women in the gash. Simple fucking fact

>>604525707
Nah, I can't be fucked

>>604527898

Fuckin' right, aye. Doesn't matter what you drink either, just as long as you do it fuckin' well.

(my poor excuse for drinking expensive shit while I shun VB and smirnoff)

>>604528077
lol u wot m8

>>604526398
you must have drunk too many fosters

>>604525707
Don't be a shit cunt OP

>>604527739
Dear Australia

Bro I get all the whanau on u cuz

Love New Zealand

>>604526712
Import/export sell our shit that we don't want to other countries

I'm from Melbourne, Sydney's a bit shit

Garn git yaself fucked! The fuckin lotta yas.
Buncha dickheads.

Also, it's farmers union iced coffee or you have a vagina.

Now fuck off! The lotta yas!

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>>604527898
Aussie here with 2 of those 5ish litre bottles (empty of course) of johnny on display downstairs.. feels good man

>>604526962
ditto

alcohol destroyed my family yet yous aussies celebrate it like an accomplishment, i hate this country fuck all of yous i hope the alcohol destroys your remaining brain cells

>>604525707
GET A FUCKKIN DOG UP YA, YA BLOODY BIG POOFTA.

How's that cunt?

>>604526962
Belga= Drug slums

>>604528482
You're not one of those jackasses that stacks them above the doorways are you? You learn pretty quickly thats an awful place to put glass in a house full of alcoholics.

oi ill pick up some durries after i leave ceno

Traino is full of abos asking for a dollar for the bus. Still waiting on my centrelink, so no spare cash

>>604528680
Nah mate, on display behind the bar...

not poorfag, actually have a stocked bar in the house.

>>604528530
Spotted the wog... did yous?

Toowoomba's the cesspool of Queensland.

>>604528783

fuckin sick cunt. call up Corey Worthington, get us a banger goin.

^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy8MUnlT9Oo

>>604528530
Thanks mate, too bad your family was so shit it failed because of Alcohol, if you don't like us, don't come here, we're full anyway

Cunt

lmao u cunts are all dero

>>604528530
>>604528530

You fucken poofta shit cunt.

Get yourself a cup of wet cement and harden the fuck up.

>>604525707
I am best mates with Hugh Jackman

Worst immigrant cunts?
I'm going with indians because they smell like absolute shit and speak that shit cunt language

most australians are fairly tolerant of foreigners you fuckin americunts. tell us when your police departments finally stop gunning down african americans.

>>604529200
Fuck off, at least they're harmless. Tell me one islander story that doesn't end in a fight.

>>604529225
Melb fag detected
and probably a towel head
Die

Surely its easy to prove your an ozzy, just start talking about what crimes your grandparents and parents did, as your all our ex cons (king england fag here)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkjPbu8A3Dk

Spot on can't debate the truth REALITY HOW IT REALLY IS

>>604526830
Hahahaha idiot, this is what I'm talking about.

Don't drink the generic brands and you'll be fine. James Squire, Arvo, Matilda Bay brewing are all exceptional breweries.

>>604529200
Fuckin oath, I sat near one today at Uni, smelt like undercooked curry

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>>604529200
Indians are like Exemplary Princes of Humanity compared to Pakis , thank goodness most of them go to Britbongistan

>>604527801
It's a joke son.

>>604529200
Honestly? The Sudanese.. they think they can come here and still act like they live in a lawless shithole. I'm convinced their brain capacity fails to register beyond "I'm holding dis.. I own dis."

>>604529225
Except that we're absolutely proud of the fact we round them up and put them in special camps where they get hacked up by local militias. Its the one major thing our government brags about.

I don't know a single person who voted for abbot the faggot

>>604529494
I sure as hell didn't.

>>604528530
Says "yous" ur an Aussie cunt
>i lost

>>604529535
>>604529494
Oh, hey, actually I do know someone who did.
"Because how much worse could the Liberals be?"

>>604529494
christians

>>604526811
True aussie right here

>>604529494
Fuck Abbot

Cunt off you cunting cunter

>>604529225
That's tops mate

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>>604529494
sandnigger detected , I bet yous can hardly wait for the all boats to start cummin back, and all your relos yip yip yippin down at Centrelink, holding up their pension cards like they just won the lotto

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>>604529848
Nice bait you inbred cunt

>>604529494
Fuck off sjw cunt
abbott is the hero this country needs.
Need to kill you shit skin slopey eyed faggots and everyone in Melbourne

>>604529494
Correction, you don't know a single person who admits they voted for Abbott.

>>604527564
Fuckin wog pride cunt <3

>>604530111
that's because you don't vote for the prime minister, you vote for the party

>>604525707
Oi can I fuckin flog one of ya winnie blues cunt?

Im an absolute non achiever along with all my country men. My head of state is a foreign head of state because Im sycophantic and pointless by nature.If the world looks at me I quickly get drunk and yell cunt and hope they laugh. If they dont I have nothing else to offer

FYI all yous kiwis, New Zuland is only a signature away from joining the Federation of Australia as a state

>>604530307
Shit I fucked up

>>604530251
Not if you live in Warringah!

>>604529848
I support your factual post

>>604530317
Yeah Australia actually has a fuck ton to offer, just cause you don't appreciate this fucking top place.

>inb4 its overrun with Asians

Yeah whatever cunt. about 3-5% of this country is urbanized. Ever left it and gone out to the bush? Its a fuckin beautiful place you cunts.

>>604530204
Wogs are the cancer of Australia i bet you live in pakenham, go to the gym and get shredded for stereo faggot.

>>604528530
Real men can handle alcohol. so I guess your the seed on a fail man.

>>604530518
Melrose is a good holiday stay.

>>604530518
ITT Im an absolute non achiever

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reading his thread makes me almost proud to be an Ausfailian...almost

then I think of the taxes, the draconian regime against tobacco, the restrictive laws on free speech, the retard pollies, the uncritical acceptance of the TPP, the plans to block websites and store metadata........

Still better than living in Muzziestan , I supose

>>604529494
voting liberal is shit, but it's better shit that voting labour

>>604530522
Hahaha sure cunt, I'm from Adelaide but whatever. Wogs built most of Adelaide mind you. Both the infrastructure and the buisnesses. Well, my family did at least. There are degenerates, like with any race. If you cunts can have bogans and bikies, we can have our degenerates too. But don't clump us all together

>tfw I actually am gonna get shredded for stereo tho

>>604530739
Mate, talk about free speech, we can yell at pigs and not get shot

>>604529352
Legend

>>604528530
bein an abbo destroyed your family, cunt

Live in Brisbane. Born in Dandenong. When will the hurting stop?

>>604526402
sheepfucker detected

>>604530744
damn true statement

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>>604530868
yeah, free speech , that's why we are all on a Yank site , we can sound off here without fear of The Obergroupenfuehrer of Preventing Not Nice Thoughts and Words from knocking on our doors , just ask Andrew Bolt about free speech in Ausfailiastan

>>604526161
wat this mean?

Chuck a u'ey mate