Possibly have an unwanted pregnancy. Best way to induce miscarriage/abortion?
u're done.
kill that bitch, if u're that bitch dunno
vitamin c
oranges, supplements, whatever. it should force start her period again
>>604409726
>implying it's yours
Coat hanger
go to a doctor and get an abortion?
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>>604410592
ehh, I wouldn't recommend this bc if you take too much vitamin c you can do some shit to your kidneys, and could end up with no miscarriage. honestly be a man and pay to have it done professionally, the at home methods are too unsafe
>>604409726
go to gyn/ob, tell him to make that thing go away.
get the thing away
move on
repeat if necessary
jeezuz christ people, y u so dumb? That shit ain't really difficult...
fucking inbreds
>>604411366
short periods of megadosing wouldnt be that bad would it? Only really prolonged usage of it?
>>604409726
coat hanger up the pussy
10/10 success
not stupid enough for the coat hanger, heard enough horror stories.
>>604409726
Dr.
>>604411917
sure, it wouldn't be as bad as prolonged usage, but i wouldn't recommend it. even if the effects aren't fatal/life threatening, you'll get a bad case of the shits and could become very sick. from a health care pov, i would recommend getting a procedure done
Talk to a doctor, my gf didn't change anything, she still drank, still hiked in the woods with me through winter, did the splits, fell 3 times on the ice and curbs from the uneven weight distribution. Even eating sushi.
All those lovely things people suggest against when you're pregnant.
The kid is healthier than most my friend's kids were by this point.
>>604412176
I heard punching her in the stomach works
also try kicking
>>604409726
If you wait 9 months, her body will reject it and eject the parasite.
>>604411917
I'd also like to add that depending on how far along your gf is, this could be totally ineffective... works best when you are very early on (like, 1-4 weeks early) bc it promotes a period. (basically makes the egg not want to stay attached to the uterus, therefore shedding, aka miscarriage). any later than that and it's pretty ineffective
Falcon punch
>>604413709
Yeah I'm talking under 6 weeks, veeerry early on in pregnancy.
>>604409726
Crack.
>>604413870
ah, okay. would still recommend a professional abortion (it would be awful if your gf became very ill just bc of a botch abortion). here's a website with accurate info if you're interested:
http://www.sisterzeus.com/Hsp1shlp.htm
