Bump for interest.

Shameless self bump, will try my best to share some information about myself.

Do you lot actually believe the bullshit that you all spout,and do you make nigger jokes in private.

How fucked off do you get by morons telling us we'd be better off out of europe?

You've fucked a kid haven't you? You Torie cunt

How much control does murica have over your parliment?

>>604209928
>Not enough "tally-ho"
>Not enough "govn'a"
>Not enough "jolly good show, ol' chap, ol' bean"

I don't believe you.

>>604209928
Which party do "you" represent?

>>604209928
for what parties do these symbols stand?

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>>604210723
1.We don't intend to spout what seems like 'bullshit', but when literally every other party is making exorbitant promises, everybody else has to follow suit. Blame the politicians of yesterday for starting the cycle.

2. Sometimes, like a lot of people in the country we may make a private racist joke. Although I can safely say it no more represents the individual party than a racist in any other workplace.

>>604210741
I do actually agree with ultimately leaving the EU, while it needs a lot more though and planning than what UKIP would like people to believe and is a very high-risk move.

>>604210910
Guilty as charged. Just kidding, obviously.

And yes, I am an MP for the Conservative Party.

>>604211195
Locally, America has minimal influence. Nationally, the 'special relationship' does cause them to have some influence over some decisions, especially when faced with a potentially controversial decision.

>>604211814
Views on UKIP and their policies?

>>604209928
Why is great britain still part europoor "union"?

From what I understand, the people of great britain only pay themself senseless and get litherally nothing back inb return.

>>604210723
Me again,do you know of any honest politician ?

either tom watson or derek laud

how happy are you that ed miliband won and not david?

I think the election will bring a conservative majority because of the economy. Might even vote for you.

I guess they'll keep any reports into Leon Britten's behaviour until after the election eh?

>>604209928
why is it that you stupid fucking british dont ever fucking support us in a war?

why didnt you help in vietnam
ww2
or cremea
fucking pieces of fucking shit youre fucking disgraceful fuck the british
sincerely
america (far superior)

>>604211917
Right-wing, fairly traditional but too 'loud' as a party. While I am quite surprised that Cameron (quite a nice guy in person, actually) refused any kind of coalition, I can understand given the accusations of extremity and controversial nature of many of their policies.

Personally, I agree with legalised handguns and stricter border control but Farage is little more than a showman, although a talented one at that.

>>604212193
I've been wondering this for years.

>>604212342
Good question. I'd say the majority of politicians start out honest, most remain honest, very few appear honest. there is some real scum but I do personally know many good men and women.

>>604212399
>either tom watson or derek laud
Kek, you offend me with your accusations.

>>604212593
Don't feed the troll.

I'd be happy to answer questions on education or location as well. I've obviously got to try to not make entirely clear who I am.

>>604212892
*my education

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Do any of you actually believe this guy? Or is this just humoring a troll?

Bumpin

>>604212892
> hurrr i dont know how to word a argument so ill just call him a troll hurrr

fucking peice of shit. just admit that you do NOT do your part as an american ally. we should have let the fucking germans destroy you fucking pussys, now youre letting the fucking russians genocide ukrainians

you stood aside during bosnia
you stood aside during vietnam
you stood aside during ww2
you stood aside during iraq
you stood aside during gulf war
you stood aside during SOU panic
you stood aside during PAKY
you stood aside during american freedom
you stood aside during creamia

when will you fucking brits ever stop being pussys and start being allies? we're always saving you and you're fucking ungrateful

>>604212892
is it true william hague fucked his male intern?

cameron removed him from cabinet to get him out of the news when his part in the dolphin square shenanigans becomes clear right?

>>604213092
if OP's a troll,he's a very good one

>>604213465
While I am generally in no position to talk either about Christopher Myers or the Dolphin Square inquiry, I honestly wouldn't be surprised to be completely honest given how the man puts a chill down my back every time I see him.

With things such as this, it's generally kept on a need to know basis.


Some more information about me. I hold a seat in the Midlands region, I was educated at the University of Oxford where I studied PPE; Philosophy, Politics and Economics.

M.P posts on 4 Chan

Confirmed paedophile. You happy they documents got burned m8?

>>604214091
In what way?

>>604211814
>>604212892
>>604214255
£10 says this ends up on /r/4chan

>>604209928
Do you believe voting for policy/legislation is meaningful in large groups of people?

>>604214305
sounds genuine

>>604209928
whats your real plan for the NHS?

I can't stay much longer guys, so you'll have to hurry any questions up.

>>604214888
I believe it is, many people underestimate the voting power of large groups of people.

>>604215096
Liquidate it.

So, given you cunts are all happy to take backhanders, what's the going price for you to punch Nosferat*ahem*, Ian Duncan Smith in the face?

>>604209928
do you think youll win the upcoming election?

What opinions, if any, do you have on Nick Boles?

youn know GCHQ records everyones browsing habits?

do you get paid by lobbyism?

oasis or blur?

What's your opinion on immigration ?

Should I eat spaghetti or pizza rolls today ?

Today I went to a supermarket in Yorkshire to buy a garlic potato chips , they had only ketchup chips
Thanks assholes

>>604215443
I am fairly hopeful given the recent rises in Conservative support, although by the looks of things the main way for us to keep power would be coalition, which doesn't exactly look possible with the Lib Dems being essentially dead.

>>604215445
Personal or formal?

>>604215499
Well, let this come out in a few years time after you fuckers create another scandal.

>>604215569
Not really, it's not just a stereotype in the way that it does actually happen but it is nowhere near as bad as people believe.

>>604215651
Oasis.

>>604216046
Needs restricting. The open-border thing has to go. Ideally, it should be selective access with the accepted people being educated, fluent in English and can definitely prove they will not be a financial burden. This is one of the places I'm fond of UKIP's policy of no welfare support for the first 5 years.

>>604216147
Spaghetti bolognese, may I recommend it with home-made garlic bread and parmesan?

>>604216520
Sorry about cutting your mental disability payments, we understand autism is hard to live with.

I'm quite surprised I haven't been doxxed yet to be honest.

>>604216147
As i expected from a politician , he ran when I started asking the real questions

>>604216696
Hey dont talk shit to the people if you can't even make enough garlic chips

>>604216696
>>604216992
Sorry about cutting your mental disability payments, we understand autism is hard to live with.
Kek. ToryBanter.

>>604216696
>Personal or formal?
Both really, but formally he's pretty much a nobody, so if you're making me choose I'll go for personal

>>604209928
What's with parliament and Pedos? How are these 'parties' organised and how do you find them?

How do you like your underage girls you dirty political pedo

Can the government import more topkek snacks ?

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Time to post favourite MPs everybody

>based Jacob Rees-Mogg

>>604217178
You are right when you say that professionally he isn't really anybody big, but then again neither am I in the big picture. I don't know him to well personally but he seems like a nice guy whose doing quite well in local planning although I doubt he'll go much further.

>>604217250
>>604217924
I'm still waiting on an invite.

>>604218121
We'll get right on it should we win the GE. Vote Tory for Topkek.

I'm not exactly that big of a figure. I've had time in the limelight and so I've met a few big figures although I've only ever gotten to talk personally to Cameron a couple of times, most of which were during formal meetups. At least he remembered me. Shame he couldn't remember his own kids though.

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>>604218418
Or this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0rj2DWwFBU

>>604209928
>implying /b/ would stand in a queue to put an x on a piece of paper.

>>604218418
I hope this is Rees-Mogg

If OP will post a timestamped photo confirming he is one of the following people in some way, I will leave UKIP immediately and vote Tory:

Jacob Rees-Mogg
Daniel Hannan
David Cameron
Peter Bone
Boris Johnson

Gonna play a guessing game. Are you Mark Harper?

>>604218810
Not quite related, but my grandmother accidentally voted BNP once in the general election. She did so simply because she thought their colour meant it was 'the right one.' Needless to say she lost her voting privileges.

>>604209928
Timmeeeh, living a lie...

Mathew Hancock

>>604219082
>David Cameron
>Boris Johnson
I truly wish they browsed /b/

>>604219197
>>604219570
>Mark Harper? Nope.
>Mathew Hancock Warmer

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Educated American here with a couple questions.

1) What do you think of Crosby? Do you think he'll win the election for you?

2) Say you don't win a majority. What parties are the Tories prepared to go into coalition with for real? I know Cameron's talked shit about UKIP but they're your likeliest bedfellows.

3) What's your opinion on English Votes for English Laws? Also, are the Tories trying to provoke Scottish independence on purpose? Because Cameron threw a real bone to the SNP by talking about EVEL the day after the referendum.

If I lived there I'd probably vote Lib Dem, Labour or Green but you Tories definitely aren't as bad as our Republicans.

Im a sandnigger trying to get into the UK , help me get in and ill make all my cousins vote for tory

Hancock is young, I bet that's right.

Who's the worst noscoper right now in the Parliament ? What's the average prestige for a parliament member ?

OP if Cameron loses the election, would you agree with me that based BoJo is the right man to lead the Tories on?

>>604219825
James Twottington-Burbage?

Shit it's about to 404 , goodbye m90s

David Cameron looks like a ventriloquists dummy. If you didn't keep getting dick heads as your leader, you'd do better. Get someone up who will talk straight, answer fucking questions and cut the bullshit and you'll be onto a winner. Even if people don't agree with you, they respect hearing the truth.

Will the muppet do the TVs debates?

>>604218420
You're Aidan Burley

>>604222064
He's gonna be on this list, likely male and likely young.

http://www.westmidlandsconservatives.com/people/22

>>604219835
1. While I've never met him personally, I've seen him around and he does have a certain off-putting calmness to him. From his reputation as a political 'wizard' and from what I've seen of his history I'd bet my overpriced Oxford degree that if anybody can win it for the Conservatives, it's Crosby.
2. Cameron made is very clear in January that he wouldn't work with UKIP. Personally I believe they are the most similar to us with their very traditional ideas and polices. The Lib Dems are the most likely, given how they have reduced themselves to being little more than a Conservative booster in the public eye. However, I do wonder whether or not they'll be enough to establish majority. So overall, when put in the situation. I'd have to say UKIP.
3. In a way it makes sense, it creates a sense of peaceful independence between Scotland and England, something that many people have been fighting for. However, it's going to create much more of a divide than it's going to fix. I know Cameron means well but this is just a bold power play.
Just wondering, what do you mean by educated?

>>604220217
Average prestige is 10th on MW2, Cameron drags us down though.

>>604220221
He doesn't have the best of reputations, and there are many other suitable candidates but I believe he probably could lead the Torys. It would be rather unremarkable though.

>>604220016
Maybe, I won't say much more.

>>604221170
I have noticed that historically Conservative leadership has dragged the party down considerably. I personally like Cameron and so do many others but there is a stigma around private school candidates such as him. I believe a working/middle class candidate would be the best move right now, showing that the party is beneficial to all.

>>604222165
>Midlands
So close.

>>604222165
Mathew Hancock, was born in '78 and worked in software after uni, using the lingo in some posts that old farts would have a clue about, mentioned being doxxed, joining in with things like kek.

>>604222679
>Maybe, I won't say much more

OP is Hancock, or an autistic fuck

>>604223026
>implying this isn't b8

>>604223106
>Implying the Tories would hire an autist.

>>604222679
Okay , I gotta give it to you, after all my trolling atempts , you're a cool guy

>>604209928
Do you, or your close colleagues know of anyone who is currently abusing children 'picked' from the care services or otherwise?

Thing with this is, a lot of us aren't actually retarded in 'real life'. Respect to anyone that can engage on a different platform than the sanitised bullshit pc mainstream media platforms.

>>604223026
Not the guy who originally put forward Hancock but:
>Since September 2012, he has been the Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for further education, skills and lifelong learning (a joint post between the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills and the Department for Education).
>He gained a degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics from Exeter College, University of Oxford, and a MPhil in Economics from Christ's College, Cambridge.

Taken from Wikipedia, sounds like our guy tbh

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ughhh

>>604209928

Why the heck you don't encourage eolic energy more? UK your country is the fucking windiest place i ever been.

Just wiki Ppe degree Oxford, current MPs, not much choice that would fit the bill.

So Mathew Hancock called me an autist ?
Imma about to get lawsuits in this bitch

I bet he's been posting in the dick rate threads for years.

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>>604209928

What have you done to combat gender, racial, and cultural bias?

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>>604222679

I mean I know about and follow your politics, which is fairly uncommon in my part of America. I'm well-read and I'm getting a master's degree in history.

In any case, thanks for the response. I just read about Crosby in the Guardian, and it seems like he might be leading the Tories to a close win against Miliband at the cost of throwing away the rebranding effort. It does seem pretty obvious that in the long term, the Tories will have to moderate in some respects to keep winning elections. Although the same applies to our own Republicans, and they've doubled down on extremism due to internal dynamics in the base.

For your sakes, either the Lib Dems or UKIP will have to make up the difference, because I'm pretty sure they wouldn't work in a coalition with the other in it. I doubt UKIP will be able to; most of the seats they win will be taken from you guys. The Lib Dems might; their polling is terrible but their vote's held up in their seats better than average.

As for Scotland, I've heard the argument that the Tories were secretly rooting for Scottish independence because it would guarantee an eternal Tory government in the rest of the UK. I just wondered how much truth there was to that. Obviously they can't openly campaign for such an occurrence because it'd look bad, but by stoking English nationalism (and therefore Scottish nationalism in response) it becomes likelier to happen.

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>>604209928

Is there any way to bail out of the EU before the ship sinks?

>>604209928
I want believe that a member of parliament goes on 4chan, but it just doesn't happen. MP's don't know how to use computers, especially Conservative ones.

>same party that tried banning hardcore pornography

>>604222679
Is there anything you feel personally that your party has done really wrong this term?

For example, on my student loan I noticed that as soon as the Tories came in they raised the APR with no warning?

>>604223417
Thanks, it wouldn't be /b/ without some kind of rampant trolling.

>>604223717
Very much this. While I understand it is very hard to believe I'm a real MP at face value, I recently re-read the thread by the back alley surgeon guy and was inspired to do my own.

>>604223975
On land it's generally despised by people. It doesn't live up to predicted goals and often looks like a blight on the already disputed landscapes. At sea, we really should be investing more in utilising the North Sea much more and is the first thing I would put forward if I was minister in that speciality.

>>604224674
I've been shitposting on /b/ for years.

>>604224710
It's always pleasant to see an American whose interested in British politics so you're very welcome, although I can't help but wonder why you are? I try to keep up with all North American politics but I generally am too busy and can only pick up the basics. Your Republican part seems like our Conservative party on steroids, with much more irrationality and tradition for the sake of tradition. Strangely enough, despite being a Conservative MP I would more likely vote Democrat if I was an American.

>>604225066
Vote Conservative.

>>604225383
The older guys are about as much use as the average grandparent although most under the age of 40 can use a computer pretty well. I'm a younger MP though.

Also, could somebody archive this thread or post it to /r/4chan or something please? I may may make another and would like a reference point.

>>604216696
Anyone of note secretly gay?

>>604223689
This

/b asks you this.

>>604209928
Is it true you watch tea porn?

>>604225696
Anyone secretly gay?

Why are you not on /pol/?

>>604211814
do you say nigger a lot

don't lie to me you nigger

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>>604209928
Why do you hate freedom?

I'm gay

Considering economy in the uk is in massive desparative state in which there is a minority of elite controlling and holding the majority of the money and the majority of working class is getting exploited on their little to no money whatsoever, what are ur thoughts on what the fuck should we do to fix that. ofc if ur not corrupt and actually want equality between social classes

>>604209928
I always wanted to be an MP myself. Start a socialist revolution in the north east. Fuck up your little tory faggot bullshit down in london town.

>>604209928
I bet Hope has a nice tight pussy

>>604214255
You don't happen to hold a seat in Redditch do you?

>>604213397
>creamia
>implying brits have a moral obligation to fight america's fights.
gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8.

>>604209928
anything you faggots plan on doing to save Britain before it becomes muslim?

Which local football club do you support ?

>>604225675
I definitely think anything related to raising student loans is a critical mistake. ANgering a major demographic aside, I believe further education is at a good balance. Anybody can access it and then pay it off when you're properly employed but at the same time the seemingly high fees make people have to think it through while hopefully dissuading degrees in useless subjects.The whole English Votes for English Laws is a terrible idea simply because of how it was initially presented. The house is in quiet uproar and disagreement about it, especially with how it was initially put forward. Only other thing I can think of is taking too much of a fence sitting view on the EU. Truly sorry about the student loans though and best of luck in the future.

>>604215362
£10 a punch, £8 if you but a mulitpack of 3.

>>604225853
I would bet my job on William Hague being at least bisexual.

>>604226094
I used to browse it but bailed after whatever the hell happened a few months ago, never looked back.

>>604226508
Economic equality is an important aspect in any functional modern society although you shouldn't mix those who are genuinely downtrodden and those who are outright lazy. I believe the Conservative party should take on more lower-class background members like me to just slightly break the stigma with the current private school bunch leading the country. (Cameron, Osbourne, Boris etc) Miliband is alright in this sense. This should hopefully lead to a mild change in policy and ideas pushed forward.

>>604226583
Better men than you have tried. But still, best of luck either way.

>>604226820
I do not. Look back over the thread, somebody has come close to identifying me (or not).

>>604227455
This is a strange matter. We know Britian is becoming increasingly Islamified and we want to stop Britain from becoming increasingly Islamified. Problem is, we can't say anything without being labelled 'ignorant'.

>>604227475
Nice try, mate.

>>604225696
>Also, could somebody archive this thread or post it to /r/4chan or something please? I may may make another and would like a reference point.
This.

>>604225696

I keep up on politics from all over the world, not just Britain. My ancestors came over from Scotland, and I got to visit there once, but that's not really why. It's just interesting to me, and besides this is a very unique time in British politics. There hasn't been this much uncertainty in a long time and I'm curious to see what will come of it. The post-war settlement seems to have run its course and Britain is going to have to figure out a new constitutional settlement for itself.

America's going to be in that same boat in a few years; the New Deal coalition that propelled the Democrats ran out of steam in the 70s and the Reagan revolution is running out of steam now. The Republicans are winning elections in the short term, but when they run out of angry white old people in a decade or two they're going to have to reinvent themselves to stay relevant. If this gridlock continues much longer, America will have to figure out a new constitutional settlement as well to keep the government running. By the time we get around to addressing our own issues, Britain will have had this election, and Scotland and the EU will be dealt with one way or another, and perhaps your own experience will be able to inform the decisions we'll have to make.

For that matter, what do you think about Labour's idea of a constitutional convention? I know Miliband's gotten shat on for it and people think it's a non-answer to the Scottish question. It strikes me as a reasonable way forward, but it also seems like an oddly American answer to the problem so I'd be surprised if it happens.

>>604228001
Yes because if you say Chelsea for example you're 100% from london and ill start looking for politicians from london and ill find youb, stop being cheeky m7

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>voting conservatives this elections
noone can stop me

what are your thoughts on revolution? and on Russell Brand

>>604228525
Dont republicans have like higher birth rates than democrats or something? I personally don't think they'll run out of voters.

>>604209928
Any progress on restricting immigration?

>>604213092
That line's stolen from the producers.

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>>604229075

On the contrary. The Republicans' base is white conservatives, and they've got almost no minority voters. They lost the 2012 election despite winning the white vote, and that's the first time in history that's happened.

The long-term trend is that Hispanic immigration and higher birth rates for blacks, Hispanics and Native Americans will shrink the current Republican coalition and increase the current Democratic coalition. Also, young white people are trending Democratic. To survive past the 2020s, the Republicans will need to peel off at least one minority group from the Democratic coalition, but it's hard to see how they'll do that right now. It's quite possible they'll go under; they would be the third major right-wing party to do that in American history. If that happened, I don't know who'd fill the vacuum.

>>604228525
It's always good to see well read peopl who take an interest in international politics and how it all compares. This is easily the most accessible time to do so and so I cannot see why one would not. With the sudden surge in power from other parties upsetting the big three, the recently (half) resolved Scottish issue and the upcoming EU problems, this is definitely a time of political uncertainty. You are correct with Milliband's recent shit taking as a result of his idea of constitutional convention and despite being a typical Labour/American type idea, it does strike me as somewhat of a valid idea. At least he's proposing more than just Evel. Just wondering, what do you think of Britain on the world stage? I'm curious about how Americans really see us. Most polls are generally positive.

>>604229186
Not until we can get a referendum on leaving the EU. They're the main drivers of the open borders idea.

>>604230195
This is very correct. We are experiencing something quite on the opposite with the Lib Dems. Due to the many public accusations of 'going to bed with the Tories', it has left them fairly unpopular and little more than a booster to get majority. The Greens are bigger and it makes me wonder what will happen when they're gone. It'll be a sad day either way.

>>604214255
One of the conservative colleges like Corpus or did you attend Wadham and ended up hating commies because of that?

>>604228525
Do you beleive this guy is real? I can't decide and your the most qualified here

>>604230616
Not OP but see:
>>604223761

RIP the thread.