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>>604096562
first, and dubs
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>>604096920
NIGGER
I humbly request an image just like this only if the artist could do him cumming into her pussy (in the fish tail up front) rather than up there. Thanks.
>anon making draw threads
>>604096920
Fak U Anon
>>604096945
Pasta is correct, anon.
who asura here
>>604097066
FUCK
>>604097072
That's not nice...
>>604096920
>>604096920
top lol
---
oke, for the anon who requested Punk footjob
here you go.. and now
and what was the anon who requested a thing with that girl (forgot her name) from Boku no Hero ?
someone? (also now blushing Punk)
>>604097066
nice dubs, you got it men
>>604097107
I mean for people who make the threads that haven't got it yet who might lurk. They don't read the OP to notice the change.
ANON EDITION
>>604097199
Seriously, fuck you.
>>604097269
don't even start it doesn't matter.
Requestin this nigger gotten his ass beat, bitch nigga ass beat
>>604095600
I actually didn't see it
>>604096368
why hello there,are ya a friend of Guayo
sal, show butt
>>604097208
Whats the character's full name? Is it just 'Punk Girl'?
>anon making drawthreads
anon? why?
>>604097208
Tsuyu yo, making a jerking-off motion with her tongue, blushing preferred and if you want have her do the 'finger into hole' hand motion too
>>604097560
>anon complaining about who makes drawthreads
shoo
Still waiting on those waifu drawings.
>>604097492
>I actually didn't see it
y-yeah haha
>>604097408
why though
>draw threads
>anon edition
>>604097714
i can't draw
Why would I draw on an anon thread?
wow nice anon thread
>>604097714
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
>>604097560
>>604097843
>>604097269
weaabo trash anon edition
>>604097925
You couldn't anyway.
>>604097208
Hey, would you do: >>604096984
DRAW THREAD
COPY PASTA EDITION
>>604097714
No pls, I'm not good enough for her
>anon edition
>>604098167
he gets it
>>604098128
Where is the pasta, silly anon?
Created by anon with copy pasta.
What if anon created the thread?
>>604097342
>we're human, all of us. have you ever tried to tell someone really hard to say because of fear, embarrassment or conflicted feelings. or even because the world you live in tells you it's not your job to?
Yeah. I got over that stage of my life. Figured that if she doesn't like me, she doesn't like me. Then drop it.
I forget, but is there anything for animation?
I have to make the thread! It's my responsibility!
>>604098669
flash is okay
We need draw thread 24/7 even when there's no drawfags around!
>>604098765
God bless you, anon.
>>604098786
I'll give it a shot, thanks :D
Do you know of any books or tuts?
>>604097920
Oh come on, a shitty ms paint one would be fun!
>>604098002
Aw come on, anon.
>>604098167
I bet you are, let's see her.
Need more waifus so I can go to bed.
OMG why did you make the draw thread before ME? I'm taking care of the draw threads it's my responsibility!
>>604098984
No
Seriously
Dont ask me that again.
Give me like, five years straight or practice
>>604098984
Hello, RIn! Howdy? How`s Mako?
Let me create the threads! I can't draw but I should make them!
>>604098958
>Do you know of any books or tuts?
Newgrounds has some tutorials in their movies section, but you're better off googling books and youtube videos if you're really thinking of using flash.
>>604099122
Oh okay. Sorry if I offended you.
>>604099164
How's it going? I need to sleep I have work tomorrow but fuck goddamnit.
Mako's... around... somewhere?
> inb4 you didn't draw something
I'm sleepy.
>>604098958
Read OP text, if you want tutorials…
>>604099299
Where's Caly, lint bro?
>>604099288
I heard flash was a bit iffy to work with. I've heard some people suggest ToonBoom and/or TVpaint. Any thoughts on those programs? or any others?
>>604098984
WHY SHOULD WE!?
>>604099430
>How's it going? I need to sleep I have work tomorrow but fuck goddamnit.
Oh, I see… you should rest!
>Mako's... around... somewhere?
Huh-uh… Be careful, mabye he`s planning something!
nice anon thread you got there
>>604099579
tvpaint is basically what's going to replace flash
DRAW THREAD
NO DRAWFAGS
GOODJOB
>>604097560
>>604097843
>>604097985
>>604097925
>>604098128
>>604098260
and spamming it makes it better?
request from last thread. I fucked up her face. but I dont care anymore.
>>604099840
So jump on board with it early on right?
>>604099996
or rather a very low density of drawfag posts.
>almost checked
>>604099639
Cause I think it'd be cute. But if you don't want to, I can't force you.
>>604099750
I should rest, and I will. In like 10 minutes. Also fucking Mako, he's always up to something.
>>604099840
> googles tvpaint
> "TVPaint Developpement - Web Site"
> Developpement
Unless that's a joke I'm missing, what the hell?
See you next thread.
>>604100296
Check it anyway furfag
>>604097534
it's a OC I made like... 5 years ago
never thought in a full name...
since it's just a shemale of me I guess she has my real last names... ;w;...
Punk B. (let's call her)
>>604097645
o b-boy.. gona try tho.
(remember I'm slow at drawing plox)
>>604098094
no, I'm sorry I don't like that. ;w;...
>>604100263
Sure. Look, it's not going to matter much what program you use, both of them work if you wanna make animations. But I'll have to say that flash is eventually going to get fucking killed by adobes sheer fucking incompetence.
>>604100398
See you soon, Rin-Chan. Rest well. And keep an eye on Mako, lol.
>>604100581
>she
haha you've succumbed to the pressure of anon thirst
>>604097781
I really didn't
>>604097532
jeezus fine here's my ass,it's not even special
>>604099299
oh ok.
>>604100581
Would you ever consider drawing the non-shemaled you in draw form, kissing anon and taking anon's hard cock? Would be fun.
>>604097714
>tfw when your waifu is actually your husbando
>>604100885
what? , what you mean "succumbed"?
I didn't.
>>604100964
>I really didn't
It doesn't matter anyway.
You wouldn't have.
>>604101165
What are you? A cis?
>>604100778
GOOD NIGHT. You rest well, too.
>>604101228
AH YES. King of Hell? Mr. Crowley himself?
I love you.
>>604099559
Dunno.
>>604100964
Nice to meet you.
>>604101319
yeah sure
We are lurking.
>>604100581
My footjob came from a cutie shemale.... Thank you based Panku <3
>>604100729
tell me about it
I was trying to see if I can just make a dog wag it's tail and as soon as I drew my first line it crashed and I lost everything :/
steam punk sex machines?
steam punk sex machines.
>>604101597
WOULD you like some head?
>>604101503
shut the fuck up, you candy.ass
>>604101165
o boy, you sure are super gey :y
>>604101668
I think I didn't explain my self correctly
punk (my oc) is a girl, but it's based on myself (when I was 15)
Anyone got a easy going request for me?
>>604102006
That changes nothing, I love it :3
>>604102006
>candy.ass
hey u da faggot
>>604102111
A seagull with a mustache while on the phone and talking to a clam telling him if he would like to swim in a dirty toilet.
>>604102006
So you're 67 years old now if my syens is correct.
>>604102111
Bee more specific, there are many thirsty anons.
>>604102111
Shit posting stopped and now zander is here
Coincidence? I think not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
>>604101938
No, thank you.
>>604102111
draw a box
>>604102006
Oh, come on, don't you think about how wonderful it would be to have you panting hard with anon's fingers rubbing on your hard cock?
Okee dokee, Anon, here's your prego lioness, hope you like it.
>>604102300
I'm 22, dude did you even try? ;w;...
>>604102264
t-thanks...
>>604102289
but your even more faggot than I'm
>>604102571
no.
>>604102578
We like, Sheriff. Thank you.
>>604102578
>pregnant and drooling
Now I have a new fetish
>>604099430
i did it, not proud of it but i did it
>>604097463
What is this shit
>>604102643
>but your even more faggot than I'm
oh yeah? lets go 69 position and who sucks first is gayer
>>604102578
More like 'Sheryiff' am I right?
Love that drooling and sweating, fucking yeah!
Thanks!
>>604102643
>5 years ago
>when i was 15
That only means you're 45 now not 22
>>604103026
oc made 5 yrs ago
based on 15 yr old
come on keep up
Draw threads are cancer
Only weeaboo faggots develop artistic Skills.
Wait sorry, AUTISTIC Skills.
>>604102578
That's really sweet.
What are you thinking of drawing now?
>>604102345
Any request is considered, Lewds are a-okay
No repeats
I say that every time and feel like a bore for doing it
>>604102481
Jesus christ
>>604102565
oka
>>604103208
peny dont questin my syens
>>604101377
ok...
>>604101417
don't touch my hair and we're good.
>we drawing our waifus
o-oh ok
Someone draw me a Draenei butt.
>>604103302
create a new thread anon
>>604103026
are you chRiszh BiShoPz?
>>604102902
I'm sorry.. I don't like to talk about this kind of stuff with anons, I mean I don't care about my oc, but I feel kinda akward when people talk to me like that... like.. n-no...
>>604103479
That's Kool and the Gang.
>>604103479
>ok...
Yeah see?
>>604103403
Can I request you as Captain Kirk fighitn a Klingon? (Or maybe some other time?) Thank you.
>>604103479
top tier waifu
>>604103599
>but I feel kinda akward when people talk to me like that
I knew u were a pussy
fag
>>604102481
Think about this shit for a minute. Zanders post enders in 28, what is 2 + 2? 4. Right? But, what is half of 8? 4. Aliens confirmed?
The person behind the avatar Zander is actually Marcus, not a human, but ayy lmao.
>>604102705
>>604102784
>>604102929
Glad you guys enjoy it.
>>604103372
I'm going to take a break, I drew that lioness early because anon seemed like he was in a hurry or something, I'll be back after I shower, eat dinner and do all my night stuff.
>>604104280
We`ll be waiting for you, Sheriff. Take care.
>>604104045
s t o p
>>604104045
so zander is superman? is that what youre telling me?
>>604104476
Should I call you simply bandit or do you have other names, too?
>>604103637
what?
>>604103663
sorry...
>>604103795
Truth
Morrigan and Felicia are just sloots.
>>604104718
>sorry...
Talk is cheap. You're not sorry.
>>604101597
Are you taking requests?
>>604105123
Possibly. Have one?
>>604104602
the name is Zander
People call me smokey, mask, faggot, bandit, zan, bussy, axl
Any other requests out there?
>>604104718
I meant your hair is safe.
>>604105308
All righto, thank you. And about the requests: just mine, I suppose.
>>604105308
I'd like to see you shy and flustered
>>604105279
Yes. Do you do anthro?
rate my waifu
>>604105087
and your hasubando?
This is my waifu, btw.
>>604105708
Yes, we do.
I'm not sure if I have a requst, but I'm listneing to this:
https://archive.org/details/gd1987-10-04.sbd.hollister.8830.sbeok.shnf
And I'd love it if you guys would maybe draw one of your OCs listening to the group. Maybe like an OC with a full hippie-like Deadhead outfit?
Drawfag-wannabe reporting in. Rate the cat I made today, serious request.
>>604106589
WhatIsThisAPictureForAnts.png
>>604105536
?
>>604105553
iunno how to flustered
>>604106589
Also, rate this Pikachu. Thank you.
>>604103808
heh
>>604105994
10/10 would handshake
>>604106152
Could you please draw this naga sorceress chubby, looking at her body all disappointed? Add some blushing to on and make her clothes a bit too small. Thank you.
>>604104484
Zander is the opposite of superman anon, he is slowly taking over the earth by his shitposting. Only us in the tinfoil hats can see his tricks, it is but a few who wear such these days.
Once an ayy lmao attacks, they never back down. Soon, the entire drawthreads will be under his spell, and this is only the beginning - this will slowly increase... the whole of 4chan, the usa... the world. It is only a matter of time now.
>>604106757
oh my god this is PERFECT thank you bb
>>604106687
Canvas was small,that was the maximum size I could get. Any constructive comments?
>>604106048
>has emotional problems
>sadistic/rough in bed
>yaoi chin and hands on point
>>604106798
Ah. This request.
Originally drew it.
Sure, we'll try.
>>604107087
Can you draw him taking a huge facial load onto him?
>>604107215
This us amazing coloring. Thank you.
Ok fine!
>>604106843
https://youtu.be/smWC4ZjRd2U
>>604106929
No prob man
>>604107186
Wasnt feeling that one too much, Startrek draws never fit my fancy
Anything more?
>>604106589
>>604106769
Mad chickenscratch.
>>604107215
...w-whats under the flap anon?
>>604106771
thanks for the rate man
>>604107087
I like your style
>>604107215
ANy chance of drawing her taking an anon's virginity?
>>604107766
Bump.
>>604107754
>>604108441
T-Thank you..I..don't know how to respond to that.
thread dead?
>>604107606
Presumably her crotch.
>>604107766
Maybe, maybe not.
Looks very hermit-ish.
>>604108441
Oh God yes
>>604108598
Awww, pretty please?
>>604108441
You respond by sucking his dick.
>>604108237
please refrain from spamming and crap bumping ... we will get to you shortly ... some times come back asking for the same artist to work on it ... your persistance and enderance might be worth it .... ON another not can we reply to the bumpers by saying no .... so they arnt left in the cold wondering if we will or wont do their requests?
>>604108698
Hello, there.
>>604107622
your welcome m8
fuck I can see the sun ... I gona go sleep when I finish this request... (but I'm having fun with it ;w;...)
>>604108815
anonymoot
hes anonymouse now
he wont forget we call him cuck
hes coming for us all
he doesnt forgive
expect him
>>604109143
Ok .... i understand ... please carry on
>>604109099
Thnx Panku, shes a qt ain't she?
>>604109395
Are you new? Name? Pretty clean style you have.
>>604108796
Again, it's "maybe."
Give us time.
We'll see, anon.
>>604109290
The only reason women look like cans of Crisco in a microwave is because faggots like you will stick your dick into anything that doesn't run away when you look at it.
Women were bred to be as hot as a few still are over thousands of years by our ancestors. And we will go back to bulbous, mustached, troglodytes in the next 30 years because fucktards like you have no standards.
>>604108808
Wrong damn one.
>>604110078
I didn't ask for this
>>604109423
yeah.. she is a qt patutie
author's note
*do I keep his normal smile ... or I do a smile like that?*
>>604110351
I like the little wriggly, maybe have some saliva and a blush of course
>>604107449
You may take all the bussy, but I have my tinfoil hat on - your tricks will never work.
>>604110298
Oh God yes... what an angel...
Can you do a 'snowball' pic?
Post blowjob/facial kissing?
>>604109535
I'm not new. Cawguy is the bird(?)'s name. I can't draw but thank you.
Nice thread you guys got here
>>604110774
Give me a bit.
>>604110954
Has Cawguy ever found a Cawgirl?
>>604111059
Can I pet your hair more?
>>604110954
You are welcome… Just the truth.
And I cannot draw at all.
>>604111318
I have a dig bick
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you
>>604110668
How sure is your faith in that tinfoil
Will it really work forever as my power grows?
>>604111059
berriue! you b-baka!
(I'm drawing something so I can draw punk giving you a hug I'm bussy;w;)
>>604111118
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>>604111373
I came to see how people I remember are doing and to see who's new.
>>604112237
People come, people go – they’ll drift in and out of your life, almost like characters in a favorite book. When you finally close the cover, the characters have told their story and you start up again with another book, complete with new characters and adventures. Then you find yourself focusing on the new ones, not the ones from the past.
Nicholas Sparks, The Rescue
>>604112237
How long have you been on drawthreads? I`m pretty new, just this year.
>>604112237
I'm new.
So tell me guys why do anons make draw threads?
>>604112237
oh wait fuck I got you to play basketball
>>604113164
>Be me, male, 20
>super drunk one night
>see 16 yo sister in super tight yoga pants
>diamond hard
>convince her to finish bottle of vodka with me
>we get giggly drunk
>she accidentally puts her hand in my crotch
>she tries to laugh it off but she felt how hard it was
>so I "accidentally" put my hand on her crotch
>fooling around turns into pants off
>fuck harder then I ever have in my life
>black out and don't remember the rest
>wake up and remember I don't have a sister
>crusty jizz stains all over me from a crazy night of fapping
>>604113164
I draw.
I just pretend to be an anon to rile up people like you.
>>604112205
> I'm bussy;w;
p-punk you know what I must do now....
>>604113998
How the hell will that even fit
>>604113998
This shitposter:
How to become beta while you have a gf
>>604110774
This is a shit draw and I'm tired. So I'll probably not do more. Kissing in general is a fetish of mine so that disappoints me.
>>604114342
>Kissing in general is a fetish of mine
Muh nigga.
>>604112687
I play fighting games and no one ever stays dead even though Johnny cage has died like 50 times.
>>604112909
I'm not good with time. Maybe a year. I don't remember when my friend bought me this tablet. It's good for Osu! though.
>>604112910
Hello, Newfriend!
>>604113269
OH I HOPE I STILL HAVE THOSE
>>604113865
w-what..? I wanted to say... busy..
fuck.. I'm sorry...
>>604114705
>OH I HOPE I STILL HAVE THOSE
Please provide more data.
>>604114705
So, what are you, mister bird-thing?
>>604111715
S-sure, I'm confident. Confident enough to go to sleep without a worry, you damn alien.
>>604112237
I remember you. I don't think I ever got your name, but it was Caw right?
>>604115005
>Please provide more data.
basically I was his father and he grew to dunk on some niggas
then he threw a baby
>>604111195
Neh. :y
>>604112205
Hey Punkeru! How you doing?
>>604114868
Na you're cool, the requester for that went to bed so sent that to me in a imgur or something when you're done alright? Ill make sure he gets it
>>604115147
Sleeping will leave you open my friend
Those under my influence can be of use to poke a hole in that hat of yours
I drawed a dragon tonight~
>>604101938
I still want to see a drawing of her diapered, or any reptilian chick diapered for the matter.
>>604115740
Sexy! You down for drawing more scalies getting blasted?
>>604101938
>>604113998
>>604115740
My girlfriend has some nipple hair and I love it. Nothing sexier than sucking her tits and getting my teeth flossed at the same time.
>>604116545
Kids, this is coming from someone who had watched db, dbz, battle of the gods and read the superman comics. Superman is much more powerful than goku, no matter what form either of them is in. Even when superman was much weaker than he is now, he had to fly out of our solar system in the time between the "ah" and "choo" of a sneeze because when he did he destroyed everything in front of him. Those 5 planets that are in the picture and closest to him when he sneezed are getting vaporized from the sheer force of it. When Goku can sneeze and destroy planets, you guys may have something.
TL'RD = Superman can destroy Goku by sniffing pepper.
>>604115005
The "drawings". That was fun.
>>604115116
KING OF THE COURT
>>604115404
Yes also I remember that!
>>604115467
beri b-baka I'm trying to finish something
s-staph!
>>604115622
oke zander, ;w; thanks!
>>604116696
>The "drawings". That was fun.
I like drawings pretty much.
>>604116895
i drew an idiot
>>604117009
I laugh at you people because you're all the same.
>>604115622
Why you gotta be like that
Currently have an idea block, so someone draw this (female) Heliolisk diapered please?
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>>604117227
no, you're just an idiot.
>>604117426
>Come gather around people, wherever you roam
>And admit that the waters around you have grown
>And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone
>(If your time to you is worth savin')
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>>604117502
>be in college
>drive down to cousin's house for some drinking and relaxing
>hanging around the living room
>his bitch comes in the door and gives me that look
>you know, "that look"
>i follow her upstairs to our usual hangout
>we both hop on the bed and i wrap my arms around her
>i give her a "treat" and she's begging for more
>start to grope her and make out on the bed
>she's got her spit everywhere and it's really turning me on
>move my hands down to her sopping wet pussy
>"yeah, she wants it"
>plow that shit hard while she's panting hard
>i finish off as my cousin bursts through the door
>"DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
apparently he could hear the barking from downstairs
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>>604117913
I see that it's summer in some parts of the world, anon.
>>604118070
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,'Leave me alone, I'm married!'"
marc
Here's a sketch.
Bigger or no?
Any changes needed?
>>604118846
Marc:
Every burger you ate.
Every person you hate.
Every chicken you fry.
Every minute you cry.
I'll be laughing on you.
You have to bump the bread; for we are OP.
>>604118254
> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove"
> "breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>>604119254
Somebody's been paying attention.
>Be ~7 years old
>At a church kids event
>~30 year old magician showing tricks
>After he's done he notices my fly is down
>It's stuck at the very beginning of the zipper
>He takes me into another room to try to undo it
>Decides using his teeth will work best
>Sticks mouth an tongue into my little kiddy jeans
>~5 minutes later he zips it up
>>604117117
h-hobo your the idiot here!
;w;!!!!!!!!!
>>604119776
few more what
>>604119776
> be 30 year old magician at church event
> see 7 year old kid with flys down
> take him to different room so he doesn't get embarased
>Cant get zipper up
> try to lube up zipper with saliva
> takes awhile to lube because have cotton mouth.
>finally get zipper up
>be proud to help young man
>boy says I molested him years later
>ungrateful bastard
Someone draw me an avatar
>>604115740
ｎｉｃｅ ｗｏｒｋ
>>604120236
>be zipper of 7 year old
>Stupid kid forgets to zip his pants
>Faggot ass magician notices and takes stupid kid backstage
> Try's to put in place to no avail
>Starts licking and sucking me
>My first time
>Years later kid accuses magician of raping him
>mfw i was rape
>>604119776
>>604119844
We're assuming inches.
>>604115740
and I got a new fedish
>>604120767
Inches? This reminds me of:
>be just born, twin sister born a couple of minutes later
>the doctors take us to be cleaned in the sink
>i see her naked and get raging boner
>wtf.jpg
>doctor puts us in crib together
>i pull her towel off and stick my 13 inch dick in her
>she cries a little but the bitch wanted it
>hot as fuck
>I am now 7 and we still do this daily
>>604117426
bump
>>604121192
>everyone sitting on carpet during show and tell
>teacher says 'Thomas! You're in Anon's way, move!'
>he moves
>I slowly slide over to the right so he's in my way again
>teacher notices
>Thomas! Come up to the front if you can't sit out of people's way!
>I am an evil genius
Howdy, I'm back, delivering Moxxi request, sorry it didn't turn out too well.
>>604121601
I would play with her for days. Good job, Sheriff.
>>604116895
Okay okay! Sheesh! ; n ;
Night night everyone.
>>604121863
Goodnight, Berri.
>>604096562
MEXICANS BEEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnflT0t7wtw&list=PL852F0BE2CD171089
>tfw
>>604119732
go to bed
>>604122035
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>>604119844
Nevermind. Thanks.
>>604122106
Go fuck yourself.
>tfw god exists
>tfw obamas subleasing gov't to mexico
>>604096562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg&list=TLUqD18vs2ttA
>>604122382
>Be 15
>Sit in Math class
>Feel the urge to shit
>Ask teacher to go
>Bitch says no
>Poop leaving anus
>Need to think fast
>Pull out lighter
>Set carpet on fire
>Everyone flips out
>Make my move
>Run to bathroom
>Almost there
>At the door when I shit
>Shit leaves my anus with force
>I take flight
>Building still on fire
>All my friends are dead
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Unable to control flight path
>Begin spinning wildy
>Fly around fire causing fire tornado
>Tornado burns entire town
>Tornado goes over lake
>Picks up all the water
>My shit falls from the sky
>Worldwide shitstorms
>Tornado goes over mountain
>Picks up fucking mountain
>Shit continues to rain
>Feel so embarrassed
>Rip my own shit filled heart out
>Throw heart into tornado
>Tornado has Earth, Wind, Water, Fire and Heart
>By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
>>604122538
>be 17
>ask girl from school to the lake near my house
>says yes
>at the lake and we find a cave behind a waterfall
>get in cave
>stare at waterfall and she starts kissing me
>awwwyeah.jpg
>climbs onto my crotch for some dry hump action
>gets old fast
>asks to take off pants she obliges
>start fucking for real
>flip her over and get on top
>she says it hurts
>bitchlikeicare.png
>tells me stop
>don't stop
>starts screaming
>ohshitnigga
>dick hurts wtf
>look down
>her vagina ate my fuckstick!!
>feels badminton
>>604122601
>be 14, alone home
>16yo dirtiest bitch of the street come knocking
>she wants to spend sometime together
>have already kissed her several times
>she drags me to my bed
>orders me to stay quiet
>had some sex I will never forget
>bitch changes city a few months later
>drinks bleach and kill herself with poison some years afterwards
>still miss her, that was a one of a kind fucker.
Goodbye sweet bread.
>>604123380
I'm working on a lewd to help out, I hope you guys like An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So, why do anons make threads?
>>604123921
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>604123956
What the fuck did you say about me, you cis rapist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on 4chan, and I have banned over 300 misogynist shits. I am trained in not citing my sources and I'm the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You're nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the fuck out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with raping me over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You're fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the fucking Internet, fucking patriarchal bitch. If only you could have known what raging hormone filled butthurt your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will shitpost all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You're fucking dead, cis boy.
ABANDON THREAD.
>>604122106
n-no hobo-senpai D;!
don't tell me to go sleep, please! I need to finish this first...
>>604123921
niceh
>>604124145
Nah… Why? They are funny. They already stopped.
>>604124323
Well, then... false alarm.
>>604124266
You've been doing that for 3 hours now.
Panku you need to rest.
>>604124266
>>604124490
Seconded.
>>604124490
This
>>604124266
Stop watching porn while drawing stuff.
>>604124480
Can you make new bread later, Lint? At least the frigging anons will not have the anon-made-thread excuse.
Ay.
>>604124857
Ayy!
>>604124857
I want to fuck butterscotch in the rain
>>604125079
Seconded, thurded, fourthed.
>>604125319
I love you guise.
>>604124266
thread has turned to crap real fast
im out, you take care
night thread
>>604125680
Grow a pair and stay.
>>604125819
its almost 4 and i was just here to draw pank fanart
an other day anon, an other day
good night
>>604124490
noooooo!
>>604124593
what?
>>604124824
no!, you don't tell me what to do!
>>604125680
good night hobo-senpai ! take care to!
(close to finish guys.. I want to sleep badly..)
>>604126081
goodnight pank, not OR or anyone in particular, but good job!!!!
>>604120086
> Implying your not a 30 year-old beta.
