>Creeping on ur mom snoring in her bed
>Put meh dick in her mouf get some sleepy head

>>604095575

>i take a fart and call it art
>make up rhymes but they pay all the time
>im black and i do crack
>but compared to me youve done jack

nigger nigger nigger nigger *insert wheezing sound for 30 seconds*

>>604096434
Accurate.

>in that pussy i go deeper then you moms basement
>Rub my dick on her asshole she suck s you yums taste it

I went so deep in a bitches asshole
Niggas be thinking I'm minin for gold
I pulled my duck out that shit stank
Busted a nut so hard like my money i got a sperm bank

>>604095575
>>604095809
I would actually listen to this song, lol

anyone who can rap and do vocaroo?

>>604096223
this one is okay, but not great

>>604096434
so... this is the chorus, right?

Fart on my wallet, call it gas money.

>go whereever I feel, no need for vacation
>fo college hoes on my lap, real fornication

>>604097728
kek

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>called it box wine

>>604097728
lol

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>Paint a picture of my dick down ya girls throat

>Call it "artichoke"
/thread

>Put my dick in a pickle
>Guess you could say I was in a pickle

>Watch her leave out the window
>Guess that's why they call it window pane

>>604098151
YES

>>604098320

Nice.

> Glitter a bitch pussy lookin like art
>She spray it back on the niggas, fairy pussy shart

>take ur girl out for food, real well dine
>be home wen she had a real well nine

>>604095575
I'm on that percacet--got my shit wrecked
My shit's so cash that I'm writing no checks

>>604098320
That was dope.

Who wants to rap this shit?

>>604098760
Had written that in 10th grade.
Just for fun. I got more
>White bitches prefer white wine,

>So do I, eat her pussy with Chardonnay, make a white whine

>>604099404
Please someone rap this when we get it long enough. That'd be fucking great

>>604099641
meh

>She say she want twelve inches and she looking nice
>I told her keep the change and I hit it twice

>>604099934
oooohhhhhh shit!!

I want this to be a real song so bad

>>604099762
OP here. I think my buddy would rap this. Look for random Lil Wayne pic in a few days.

>>604095575

im black, but i got a hispanic dick,
yo chick be sucking, muh, eagle,
like i was marry popins that pussy,
call it an exorcism, when i put my jizz in,
her wookie, i abuse cough medicine, more than jews. abuse their power over media, I got seven more bars left, before, I gota go take a shit,
all over, these bitches,, then im goin ta frisches, to get me sum more watermelons and chickens, they say muh dna is simmilar to a gibbon, got more tatoos, than tupac, so im better, plus i gots more glocks,
than chicken noodle broth, yeah uh, uh,

>>604099762
if this turns into a real rap ill rap it

>>604099934
fire

>>604100328
only take the best verses when you do it though. a lot of this shit is cash so it would suck to spoil it with dumb shit

>what rhymes with nigga
>oh yeah, nigga.

>>604098641
JUST GONNA

>I got my grandma in speed dial
>I call that Instagram

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>>604100389
that was terrible

>>604097256
Get off your iPhone you you duck

>>604100636
ha. That's perfect. I'm just picturing him being as contemplative over it with a quick pause then answering himself all intense

>>604100634
It's not really /b/ if we don't have it all, ha

>>604101035
but this could turn into a legit song!

>>604095575
>Booty so smooth can't believe its not butter
>Hop on dis dick, now--bitch did i stutter?

>>604099871
>meh
Wayne doesn't always rhyme, he uses word manipulation as well!
I just thought of that one out my brain though..
Here
>And that bitch sucked the dick like a Dyson,
>Swear I went 360 and popped one in her mouth like Mike Tyson
Eh

fuck you weezy lover

We need a chorus

Nigger nigger, coonta kintay...welfare...baby momma...EBT....Gold teef......

>>604095575
Hit Dora with a pan
Call that bitch pandora

>>604101435
Line 1 of chorus:
>Half chan cucks throwing me this fire

>>604101374
Because Dyson vacuums have a 360 degree rotation. Just wanted to clarify that :D

>>604101833
>Nigger nigger, coonta kintay...welfare...baby momma...EBT....Gold teef......
Second line of chorus?

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>>604100735
just like your momas pussy

>I rised up from the crack smoke
>ya'll see me ridin', I ain't no fuckin' joke
>my mother was a drug addict
>she sucked a lot of dick and had a bad habbit.

I got that new money. I'm flying high,
The total definition of touching the sky
Haters go 'head and hate--you can't touch me
You just mad 'cause your bitches all love me
I'm the baddest of niggers
You're a wanna-be wigga

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>>604102223
Shots fired

>>604102539
Shots fired!
Can you handle it?
You're a fast-food worker--I'm the management

>bitch pussy like chicken
>some gravy yo I would
>all the niggas be saying
>it's finger lickin' good

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Im a fucking weirdo fuck you dad
Bitch ass dyke burger odd future
Eat a fucking skateboard Cochella bitch
Tell em I raped a couch wolf gang

>young money cash call me the Colorado eagle
>smoke so much Kush, glad that shit is legal.

>>604100694
pfff

>>604095575
Straight outta Compton
crazy motherfucker named lil wayne
from the gang called niggers with autism

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>Walk across the street in my Jay's
>Call it Jay Walking

>>604100410
remember to sound like you are high to the point of barely being able to speak

>no wordwrap txt of hoes I fucked, nigga I'm serious
>Megan always last because that bitch was on her period

>>604103346
flawless

>Lil Wayne nigger that the sheet
>Nigger I fuck you not the peep
>Look nigger you niggers are so cook
>Nigger fuck nigger you nigger
>Nigger nigger nigger nigger
>Ass Nigger nigger nigger nigger
>Pussy nigger KFC watermellon purple
>Nigger ass nigger bitch nigger nigger nigger

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>fry me up a cat burger on a fucking pickled bun
>fuck my dad because he was never there we was never one
>my dad is a fucking cat skateboard kickflip you a fucking nigga
>going grocery shopping for some tasty burgers do a kickflip over the old lady
>cats are the shit my dad is a jerk burgers kickflip lady blisters
>fuck my cat in the ass fucking nigger burger cats

>>604104491
>inb4 nigger

>>604104402
>to high to speak
>call me your Highness

>Whack ass niggas out here talking how they love they son
>Only pics you got of that nigga from 2001

I give her what she wants and she has what I need
I go crazy on the pussy, now watch me make her bleed
I been gaining weight, I'm on that pussy diet
I put pussies to sleep, so you better be quiet

>>604102539
girls only like you because
you have a nigger penis
yeah im a wigga but at least my brain is bigga
on a statistical basis
so lick my anus niga

>>604105011
10/10

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>put French fries on my dick
>call that dick-tator...

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>>604105418
>They thought that communism sick
>MFW People's Republic of My Dick

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OP here: I am screencaping all of this and I love you.

>>604106302
What the fuck is that thing?

Fuck cough syrup fag

I be burning blunts as she burns up calories
She sucking so much dick, she got ashy ass knees
I'm like a jockey the way I be holding her by the hair
And she gonna suck me dry like a fish without any air

>>604105418
>>604105904
>came in do hoe's eyes
>told her watch my kids...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0khgg20okeV
RIP.
I'll have you know i sexually identify as a pickle so if you talk shit about my rapping that's racist.

>>604106705
a dog

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>>604107393
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0khgg20okeV
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
captcha:mperv

>>604107393
/thread

>>604095575

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger money nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger yeah nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger money nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>604107393
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0khgg20okeV
THE WHEEZING THOUGH

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>>604099273

>>604095575
>Nail me on the cross you can call me a savior
>the fuck are you saying?
>Chicken only comes in one flavor?

>>604108374
Dope, bruh

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I'm a real nigga so ya best get ya weight up
Cuz I'm bust in up heads like tomata
Weezy nigga and I squuze de trigga
Flip in another clip take it easy nigga
Cause shitll go down if think u wan it
First and the last I stay methodic
Holly hooly grove so I get my singles
Y'all niggas trip so I dip my Pringles
Kris Kringle with a krispy kreme wit sprinkles
Low down but I still can sink no
I think your plans is a Lil too basic
Retrace the arrangement and move out ta the basement

I got my dick inside a box, call me Santa Claus
She go crazy when I bust inside, call it nuthouse

>>604109764
kek

A and b and c and d
Ooga booga wooga
Im a nigga dats me

>>604109485
And I stay sic like sexual racist say shit and I don't even think it
Y'all niggas some yankee doodle ma-caroni hamburger pretzel sandwich and balogna
I am the only man to solely stand after the bombs dropped on half a Japan an I stand by bandanna slant eye banana in my hand like I'm on making DA band guy
I power up like bandai
Call me mantai
My man I can try and find the legacy lost in the sands a time

>>604110880
You gotta be biting. I've heard that shit before

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>>604111578
Meh

Being a tattooed ape got me on a bandwagon
Yall niggas couldnt hang
If you were lynched by a grand dragon

>>604112169
fuckin savage

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>>604104322
>>604101876
>>604100694
Gtfo o'll unoriginal ass niggas, go back to yo gay ass vines faggets,
>kcuF sa rUcnaC

>>604111578
But jus so u can know

Oh my gosh fag ur post was so frightnin
To have the audacity to holla I'm bitin
First things first get ya mind togetha gaygus
Cause I'm about to take u on a trip through the pages
Display this arrangement on ya pages
Audacious malicious and deprav-ed
The pavement is where ya brain hit when I hit ya wit no restranin
Its rainin pain invasion made derision rage and precision blazed it

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>My pasta be expensive
>Money be expensive
>Bitches on my dick
>Nigga I don't give a fuck

>my name is Lil Wayne and i'm here to say
>I like fruity pebbles in a major way

>>604098151

i love it when people have so little self worth that they destroy themselves for shitty causes. if you have that little self respect for life then you deserve to die

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>>604113425
>Cause I'm about to take u on a trip through the pages
Display this arrangement on ya pages

Nigga do you even lil wayne basics.?
The same word used right after eachother!?!
Also All these facy words, weezy a fuckin idiot.

I came in on the forth wave
My niggas an enclave
Pickin cotton till im weak
Tumblr got me in a trigger
Trade me in for a bigger nigger

>>604114274
>not living life to full enlightenment
>made me reply/10
Kek, u must be doing sum right

>>604114388
>Display this arrangement on ya pages
>Nigga do you even lil wayne basics.?

This fag accidently creates the dopest rhyme of the thread

Watch me as I navigate through a sandstorm without a compass or a map
Emerge without a single scratch like I was born to do something like that
I'm on the level of a higher power who has patiently waited to take the game back from you cowards
Don't try to act hard, you softer than Majin Buu
I'll make you disappear like a kid who imagined you

>>604114388
Mr a-non picture me lurking
Right there behind ur mom my dick squirt in
And DA head was a ti-er above, mos forest yo I think I'm in love
So jus think how DA kid feel
When I say Lil nigga u too big 4 DA big wheel
Thick steel Milli
Army fatigues really
Deep woods camoflauge like a hillbilly
Storm trooper kill switch deathklok mercenary

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>niggas think I'm noble
>pushed a crippled nun across the street
>call it virgin mobile

>>604115174
Bemp!

>>604115981
Fire

>>604115174
Kek. Ty.

>>604115981
kek

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Beat that pussy up fill my Ki meter.
I go super saiyan in the bed call me vag-eata

>>604116841
fucking kek

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>>604116841

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>>604115549
>>604115252

Im gone hav to stop u right there anons, but i gotta nominate you for havin the worst rhymese of ALL TIME.

>>604117269
U jelly Wendy?

How can you tell if a niggas a felon?
Hold up a 40 and a watermelon

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>>604117269

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>>604117545
Im kanye, and what is this.???

>>604117851
>>604117545
This dude got better shit and i bet he aint evrn tryn, tryhard fggt

>>604117936
South park. Its means jealous....

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>>604118155

>>604118155
Welcome, Newfriend :)

>>604118072
Yeah that shit was so subliminal
Black man ,watermelon, beer, a criminal
U riding him so hard its pitiful
Why don't u suck his dick cause he so original

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>>604118728
You

>browsing tumblr in my parents basement
>just a feminist, tryin to free myself from this enslavement

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>>604118561
You must be a faggot!

>>604118954
Im just being a bigot who can ryhme
>Because i graduated 2nd grade
>On time

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My names piccolo so check my rhymes anon.
I'll blow a hole in ya chest with my SPECIAL BEAM CANNON

>what the fuck did you call me you little nigger
>shut the fuck up, you make me feel triggered

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>>604118954
>>604118954

>YO ryhmes shitier than yo check

>just stop nao foe you get recked

>this aint a gore thread

>>You can call me jeans jacket shirt man

>>604119492
Or your nothing but a fagwho can suck
A fat black diick and act like a slut
Why so much feels homosex?
Did ya boyfriend just take a shit on ya chest?

>>604120545
People don’t understand how deep these lines are. Supa Hot Fire is a straight up genius. I’ve been writing my dissertation on all 5 parts, so far it’s at 50+ pages. Let me just drop a few examples of the knowledge I have unraveled.
When Supa Hot says “I’m not a rapper” he is channeling one of the greatest to ever spit, Jay-Z. This was theme was repeated by Jay many times in his earlier albums and reiterated in Heart of the City “I thought I told you characters I’m not a rapper.” By saying he is not a rapper he is actually subliminally telling you he is right up there with the greats. Genius!
The infamous first line “I broke up with my ex girl here’s her number, psych that’s the wrong number!” Double entendre. Most people will take the literal meaning which is Supa Hot offering an ex girlfriend’s number to B-Bone. However at the same time he is expressing his lament about a particular characteristic (her number) of his ex which is lying, which Supa acts out (psych that’s the wrong number!). This must have been the reason they broke up.
But now what if in fact Supa Hot is stating that “no she is not a liar, in fact I showed YOU the wrong number”? This is what makes him so deep.

We pulled up to her crib she offered me some hot coffee
After a few cups, I bought her pussy a coffin

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>>604119360
>You must feel

>>604095575
>Put that dick in some lunch meat call it turkey sausage,
>Get some rocket fuel uo in my tank so I can launch it,
HAHA

>>604120661
His name is anon the genius
Always wondered what it would be like
To suck a penis

>>604120545
How bout I line u up with all these other faggots
Shop DA woop on ya ass like Bob saget
>>604120867
I never forgive and I never forget!

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>>604120779
>not pasta/10
Try again fggt

>>604120779
What program is your dissertation for?
I would be interested in reading this.

>>604121222
holy get

>>604121333
xDDDDDDD

>>604121015
Just close your eyes open ur throat and WISH!!!
We believe in u anon

>>604121222
>>604121333
What is happening!

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>>604121048
>Tryin this hard

>to /b/ an old faggt

>nigga sit down

>Inb4 newfggt

#ButImNotARapperTho

Bitch take off my pants, im hung like a horse
Niggaz mad cuz they cant triforce

>>604122089
Nigga rhymes with nigga, therefore faggot rhymes with faggot

>>604122089
Oldfag newfag
Liefag trufag
Whatfag dofag
Whofag youfag

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>>604120661

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>>604122526

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>>604119360

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>>604122526
Tryna jussify her own shortcomings

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>>604118561

I saw her crossing the street, she didn't look both ways, so she kicked the shoes off of her feet
She's laying on the road, but she's not moving at all
I think I should get my phone and Better Call Saul

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>>604122751
I almost didn't respond you are so shitwit
>be this guy
>suck
>talk shit
>get shit back
>FEELS <9000!
>post pics of moms bf with useless fail meme
> personal kek!

>>604122894
Ummmm.....canusay fag.mp5

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>>604122526
>>604122695
>Niggas ride for each other

>they die for the other

>gay niggas multilply by the #

>who dat who dat

>ITS YA POPS MOTHERFUCKER

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>Bitch I got a billion, call me Bruce Wayne
>Hijackin planes with big niggas like Bane

>Push a hot bitch down the stairs
>I call that roll model

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>>604095575
Take a toy and let it sit call it toilet seat
YOUNG MOOLAH BAYYBAYYY

>>604095575
No thanks, I only like to support musicians, not a gorilla with a mic

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>>604123009
>prblm

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>>604123625
A new era dawn an you slow as a snailfag
Weakbody nigga so I'm call in ya frailfag
They raped u in prison so they call in u jailfag
Worthless ass shit now I label u failfag

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I posted in this bitch in hopes to get triples.

But all I could muster was some shitting dick nipples

>I got so many chains around my neck
>Shit looks like I walk around with a treasure chest

>>604124346
Kek! Uboontoooooo!! Barihajii!!cherooot!

I planned to sleep early but checked up on /b/
Just let this shit die, it's already past three

lil wayne stay bright like a full moon
i never wane i always wax like a drilled out poon
the shit im spitting start a flood like monsoons and its always poppin like over filled balloons

you say youre four twenty twenty four seven
but i stay eight fourty till im reaching heaven
i gotta keep it real i know just how you feel
but my switch hits go deeper then out field

so keep it on the low that you think you rhyme tight
lil waynes the name that you see up in lights


i dont think i mentioned his name enough times

>>604124346
The one thing that makes me sad about this image, is the fact that the someone in this world, spent at least a couple of hours, maybe even more just to draw this fucking image.

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>>604124279
Whut??? What is diz nigga saying?!? Why ate you even here man GoHomeRodger.gif

>while we on the subject of faggets
>here on /b/ ima let it /b/ known
>snacks whas teh man that saved us from this hole
>nao hes gone and cancur was bestowed
>so quit being a newfag
>LURK MOAR

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yum

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>>604095575
Pic Related

I killed the pussy, now it's crawling with maggots
Birdman only signs rappers who dress up like faggots
Ever since he signed me to YMCMB, I been questioning his sexuality
Now, you see, he kissed me during a video shoot
And made both of us look like a couple of fruits

>>604125391
Gr8 h8 m8 but u jus too gay
Too bad ya dad ain't fuck u straight
So many feels in the thread right now
All u niggas prolly wish me dead right now!

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>>604125611
Damn son, you fix that shit up and you get back to me. Theres potential

>>604095575
Ask her why the pussy red, said she menstrated
Ask me why she out the window, I defenstrated

>>604125391
One fag two fag threefagfour
Old fag new fag twofagmore

>>604095575
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>>604127022
Bigger dickey kinda got.mp3

>>604126337
I'm tired, anon. I need to get a workout in before work tomorrow

>>604128053
Anyone wanna see some sweet traps?

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>>604126132
>>604126132

>all this talk about dads and feels

>must help you sleep to ignore your true fears

>dady was a queer, mama wasnt here

>All that shit you spit aint nuthin but left over meals

>shit wack, played out like crack

>step up nigga

>im so far, you tryna catch up nigga

>playn you like a ball nd cup

>cum in yo face, have yo dog lap it up

>call that zoophilia?

>naw my rhymes on fleek

>more like Zoolosophy

>>604128233
No fuck tht shit fggt

>tryna get up on my shit
>Sit down, and suck his dick
>Wtf mom spaghetti
>I fuck bitches in their pussy
>pussy pussy pussy
OP You need to sing this.

>>604128235>>604128235
Nigga please u must have a mental disease
Look at the shit u started,you must be mentally retarded
Ya butt?ya pops scarred it then he discarded
Switched up the game and he went in for DA brain
Now you in pain an ain't even gettin paid
Look at the mess you made
yet you
think you could fade the jester main?
You must be chesterfaced homosexual child molsterfaced
Sexual predator confess or face
25 ta life never crossed ya mind?
That boys thirteen!have u loss ya mind?

>>604128283
Come on I got some u prolly never seen and they high quality topkek!?!?

Before I step out let me get this off of my chest
I will murder anyone here and put them to rest
None of you nice, all of yall wack
We can battle right now if you wanna get smacked
You dusty bitches claim that you sick,
Last night I had your moms getting slick with my dick
Fuck it, my shits always gonna be tight
So, I'll end this with a fuck you and have a good night

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>>604129297
Nigga u stale bread
Step yo rap game up an maybe I'll bless you with a critical destruction.

yo lets start going out the back
generate these rhymes and they going to be on track
my name Lil Wayne I like to smoke crack
don't listen to them fuckas saying its wack
time to change it up a little slow the pace
cuz yall niggas know I'm already the ace
I like bitches and money
I use my money to get yo honey
and I'll be laughing the whole time cuz I think its funny

Got chain link presence
2 80 and a cabbage patch lettuce
try pick me
i digress bitch
suicidal thoughts and none lesser
put me away for i, sought to be
i rise so tall i.. the sky... baller g
simmer ought to be
collasal, contamination, catastrophe.
big dick small moves
trigger bit i pull it. move.
UH
six more, push to my sick niggas
so im carter, and this is my love letter
EH
House warming get ya heaters out
bitch calling get the beaters out
stick falling, stoned even out
brick stalling throw my sneakers out
nikkah

>>604129528
I don't need to step up, you can keep your ladder
I'm gonna go R. Kelly on you, say hi to my bladder

>>604130402
All this yip yappin u think ya slick rappin but you need a jus leave it alone
Cuz shiyt can get serious in quick fuckn second
Disrespectin my weapons get ya shit dented
You think ya hard an supposedly raw
in One hit I'm imploding jaw

>>604129093
Nigga fuck the greentext, gloves off ima fuck you in the face,
Yea yo bars is hot but my shit is out in space,
hit me up on instagram, @2&1/2men, me nd yo dad fina insemenate yo brains.
Findin dead bodys in the grove watch yo lil ass grow, i been peepin you, like tom ;
myspace time, look me up, just ask ya moms; incarserate me for goin off on this chick , they call you m.j. im fina put yo ass to sleep, conrad murray?
Naww nigga Lorazepam
yea this 4chan and we all kno tht, lord plz
forgiv me 4 havin analy raped this poorfag

>>604130633
boy you should just shut up you don't know what you startin
cuz if the words you type were vocal they sound like farting
so just put the keyboard down, give it a rest
cuz you aint the kind to mess with the best

>>604130633
Alright, bitch, I'm gonna keep this shit brief
Your rhymes miss words like you're missing your teeth
I got Mr. Freeze guns that'll make you shake like a leaf
You act all macho, but we know you a bitch underneath

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>>604130633
>>>>I'm imploding jaw
TOP FUCKIN KEK

>>604130888
Damn nigga u jus went full fuckin n'wah
And you sound like you fuckin wit ya in-law
I been raw so there's no way u couldn't notice
Exposin the hoeness in ya like hocus-pocus

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>>604131406
604131406 backwards is 604131406
palindrome get checked

>>604131406
Alright jackass,
Mithurn Lycurgus FOR FREE Doge into a Bone Worg.

Mr. Freeze isn't worth shit.

The strength is a playful attempt, not anger and hatred

>tfw its always mexico
>tfw war on drugs MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

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>>604131526
Damn son i hope your not this anon >>>>604129093
God plz dont let i b... i thought you were good but nao...
>picrelatd

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>>604131708

>>604131168
I came in the door said it before
Wait hold up,who did Lil whore?
Puff his chest up like a babbon
Bootlip nigga face like a damn coon
My rymes so specifically sicknin in entireness
Realistically I'm kickiin weak niggas in retirement

>>604131901
I am both.

>>604131953
shit dude I can't understand what you saying
"incomprehensible" I say as you clearly playing
if you want to start rapping you gotta be concise
make yourself clear so it sounds really nice
just trying to help you fix your rap game
if I was fucking up I hope you'd do the same

I hear lots of talking, see lots of lips moving
Yet nobody here knows what the fuck they are doing
Look, this isn't something that's hard to grasp
On the mic I'm a bad mahfucker like Shaft

Niggas only understand words in threes.
K-F-C, C-O-P, and E-B-T.
They always claiming 'the whites is racists!'
As their sitting on their porch trying to figure out shoe laces.

>>604132375
You must think that rakims "learn to mc can teach u to rap"
>uwack

>>604132375
Kick punch its all in the mind
If u wanna test me then press rewind
The things I'll teach ya is sure ta beat ya but nevertheless you get a lesson from teacher

>>604132583
Shaft sunk and you rap like draft punk
Stick in ya ass up waiting for cash nuts
But what's more nuts?faggots like u or world war sluts?
I thought that LAmefags had died away
But it seems they've revived today

I be moving them bricks like I work a construction site
I dodge red and blue lights when I move in the night
I be reaching new heights without taking a flight
Don't stress over me, like Kojima, I'll be alright

We on the penthouse roof stocked with roofies
Bottles of roc wit da chaser for the floosies
We using for the cooze let's be honest
Rused on the booze, two fool lesbos on us
two holes to fill, pump the gat, double barrel
Pussies be killed but bitches happier than pharrell
No rubbers on deck but no time for children
Flush em down quick, stay chillin killin

>>604132597
Kekken tag tournament!

if blake made a rhyme, that shit could almost be considered a crime. yo shits stale and an grimey, bitch you will never find me

I posted this though

>>604133964
Hey guise look at me I'm white
Lol I just rapped delight
I like Lil boys that are half my height
Cause when I smash sum ass he got hafta wipe
Straight up gayness with no recompense
Faggot to the fullest maximum of extent

>>604095575

32 bars of NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

Your grandma showed me mad disrespect, so I pushed the bitch a flight of steps
She broke her back, legs, arms and neck
And I can't wait to collect that life insurance check
And when I do, Imma cop me a brand new automobile
One of them joints with the heated steering wheel
And then I'll call some friends to come chill at her crib
We're gonna throw a block party and barbecue her ribs

>>604134441
I bring you death and many levels of destruction
You opened a door not knowin who ya fucked with
I swiftly move up to ya sidewixt
Kick ya in ya eye take ya shit an ya die bitch
The guy which is sick as a virus that died
Corrosified and came back with the fireness
I slide this ride to the side shift my iris and focus on life if
I die its decided I was the greatest alive

>>604135265
Incoming dox

>>604124718
holy negros dis is decent

>>604135996
Should I?

I got guns that blow holes in your chest the size of donuts
Show some gotdamn respect in the presence of grownups
Little fuccboi, you're outta your element
All this wack shit you said is completely irrelevant
I'm clever when I pick up the pen and let the ink run like cum down your moms throat
Give me a few years and you'll hear my name followed by GOAT

>>604135996
Nice story Rory!

>>She says she loves me but she dont know what love is
>>She just loves it when i stick my tongue in.

i'll take your bitch, call me richard pry-her.

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Hit her with a give way sign
Called that bitch direct

>>604136249
Gimme a break dude I gotta drop a load
You sound like total full-blown fuckin chode
I got donuts that blow guns in ya head
People still gon call u my son when ya dead
Why.
Cuz daddy!

>>604097728
lost

>>604095575
I stay strapped in France
Guess I'm parachuting

>>604136667
Gas money?
That's some high class money
First pass when I ask for my fast money
Last chance to advance to a high stance sonny
There's no chance to bypass when my ass runnin

>>604137043
At least you didn't rhyme money with nigga.

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>>604095575
>rollin' sweet, smokin' sowah
>married to the night stand, i'm so gay
>got a dick in they mouth, so i guess they got a dimck in they mouth HEehEHEh

>>604137595
Obie trice real name no gimmicks

My skin may be white but my neck is red

I put miracle whip on my wonder bread

How many bitches have I slapped? Zero, UH!

So what if Martha Stewart happens to be my hero?

So what if I ain't black and my raps are wack

But you can't talk smack cuz whitey just struck back!

*micdrop*

>>604137824
*harmonica*
bitch
*again*
hoe

>>604136112
thanks

>>604124847
>couple hours

Are you kidding? More like a month.

>>604137824
Look whitey u don't wanna try it
I smell out ya weakness by ya diet
Go back to playin your monopoly
U ain't built right for writin a rhyme properly
Look father I am homosexual
Bet u wondered who would be the homo next
I got a decent cash roll u got a smashed asshole
A got a bad ass hoe and got a fat toad
Or a trap or a chode
This is my ode To ya faggot that so

>Put on these glasses and they call me four eyes
>All the better to watch these riches and the streets
>and the bitches in my sheets

>>604138604

I feel for you dude, shit, man I really do.
You pulling all this racist shit trying to pull this through
But it's no good, call me a tree I'm bearing fruit
Apples to oranges I'll fuck you up it won't be Groot
The only homo here is you, fool, who you lying to?
I see your bitch, and damn she's looking good cleaning my trailer hitch
You get that Rich? Your name ain't Richard but I implied a "dick"
But let me back up before I get to quick
And pop your wangsta ass and read about in paper, "killed by Johnny Wick".

>>604139741
Oh slick wick a real neat trick
You came here to show us all how gr8 u suck dick
Well let me be the first to say ya ass widget
U might even possibly be gayer than Bridget
Dude if u had any sort of self respect
You'd tie a big rope right around ya neck
But hey
Who's to say what to say or what not to say
Let's ask docter j
Doctor j is op gay?
He says he straight but it's jus a gr8 b8
So homosex I can't even relate

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All competition ded

My work here is done

>>604140315

That's some wicked flow, bro, you must be railing godly blow
Oh wait, that flows just red
and I can tell it's that time of the month for you to be upset
But don't you fret, cause daddy's gonna make a bet
50 to 50? chances are I'm getting head
Cause Doctor J aint here to stay
he better find your pills before you get more gay
All up in this homo game as if you love to play
Oh look I got got another neat trick,
I know you'll love it so here you go,
Hit you so fast you'll forget in slow-mo
Lying in the bed hooped up and half-dead
You all like "Doc. J he was to quick"
Knocked your teeth out with just a dick flick.

>>604141789
Consider yourself slain.

That's what I thought bitch, I run this rap game.

>>604141894
Dude first off let me just say
You are ultimate fagimus grandmaster gay
Super homosexical extraterrestrial
Tranvestite with a missing set a testicles
Double faggot face when u fuck ya self wit vegetables
Just let it go
U know u can't win
U fuckin wit the greatest and u jus a damn kid

>>604142273
Nigga please are u insane in the brain
Step the fuck up then and let me explain
First off I murdered every competitor
Then u step up like u some kinda predator?
Bitch please u must a lost ya mind
When u even thought to try ta cross DA line
I bossify my rhymes all across the lines and you lost in time by my thoughtless vibe
I could get down to the nitty gritty
And shown this whole town how ya pants brown an shitty
Oh what's that did ya piss ya self too?
Guess that jus what weak bitches do...

>>604142684

And there he goes again with all that gay shit
Look, it's ok
I know you're just a closet fag waiting to pop out like it's a holiday
But here's the catch, your dumbass might need to write this down
The greatest? If it's at eating ass you clown
You're a syndrome of a down wearing a faggy morning gown, so here's a plan
You fuck right off, admit defeat and take a seat
Cause this "damn kid" cannot be beat.

>>604143243

Ok hold up, who's this fucker talking to?
I swear I'm spittin fire against two people
call this World War 2
This shit is through, what's not making sense to you?
I feel like I'm a tourist in the states, walking through a zoo
Got two monkeys flinging shit, calling it rap--to who?
Maybe to dumbasses like you, but I didress
Fought harder fights than this I did
But I guess a little bitch will crawl right back
As if you're wanting seconds, shit's too true

>>604143652
Mister mister
You sonund like my sister
Bunch of fags playing twister and u get to be the wizard
So how bought u conjure up a spell?
Oh wait u did- a flamin faggot from hell
U seem like the type to take offense
But I have not even begun to get intense
I'll murder you verbally and destroy you poetically
Possibly exterminatin u theroretically
U better be stepping ya game up
Keep come back with some straight super lame stuff

>>604144092
Hold up buddy I had to slay another punk
And now u spread ur ass open hopin for a slam dunk
I shouldn't even respond to a damn chump
It won't be long till u clam up
U can't stand against the man who stands against the sand
I'm a strange man in a desert wasteland
Faced with fakeass niggas that stay wack
That's why I figured I'd stay strapped
Everybody watching and I'm waiting till they laugh

>>604144955

Damn, I swear I thought you'd be more of a fight
Your fire's out, the spark's dead, need some time to ignite?
Cause I would love to go on and rip your head from your neck
But it gets a little boring when the rapping is dead
I see it gets to your head, this theoretical thinking is too much for your ass
But let's not forget
that there's no chance of you winning this shit
yeah I said it, get back in bed
You know it stings
But I swear this shit was over before the battle begins

>>604145352

Don't sweat it man, the battle's done
No punks need slaying when this shit is won
I put it down and wrapped it up in bowties, topped it off like bam
I'd love to school more wack hacks up in this thread
But shit's getting late, 7am and I ain't in bed
So here's a little farewell and some props,
if it's all the same
Cause even though we spit hate, we still play the same game

Peace.

>>604145564
The thing is the lameness of which u display is a sickness a virus and I must evade it
U managed to make it sound like u had a point
But so did every other edgy Lil boy
Could u win
Never
Hafta be more clever
Bite some other rappers styles and put it all together
Hey guise look every1 see me
I'm the you the gayest dude in /b/
So here's to u Lil homie
U like the coolest of the brony
Maybe even tight for a furfag
But u need to level up ya word bag
Your vocabulary is fuckin beta
Bet you still use floppy disks for ya data
No its really firmly established the only way for u to win is if u had a damn wish

>>604146175
Peace