You look amazing, wanna meet up sometime?

Are you horny bby?

Rate me 1-10, be honest

Lets meet up and fuck

My dick gets bigger cause I'm a crazy nigger

>>603981322
Winrar

What cup size are you?

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>>603981322
Dubs

>>603981322
Winzip

>>603981625
how about you show me them titties or i will run into ur house and kill you and your family.

I have bg dik doe bb

>>603981724
2nd roll

I always like you but you are always hard to get. What do i need to do to be with a princess like you for 1 Night only?

I am going to destroy everything you own!

>>603981625
please?

>>603981724
reroll

>>603981890
3rd & last reroll

>>603981937
reroll

>>603981625
well you're a faggot

What are you? A Jew?

>>603981937
Rolling for a second time

I won't take no for an answer. Anime gives me a raging boner.

>>603981724
roll plus op can we not do dubs it make it to slow

>>603981893
Roll!

>>603981625
Follow up:
Ive got your adress bae, so it doesnt matter if you dont want to. Ill make you prolapse so hard youll pass out. Also jet fuel cant melt steel beams.

>>603981625
Don't worry I have ED anyway

>>603982170
rolllinggg

why not?

>>603981893
rolling kek

>>603982266
fuck yh, dubs dont lie mate winrar

>>603982266
WinRAR

>>603981724
if dubs world war 3 begins

>>603982266
o fuck guys

>>603982369
69 close enough?

>>603982266
Winrar

I would berry my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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>>603982266

>>603982765
Dubs again

>>603982700
winnar

>>603982700
winrar?

>>603982765
Navy seals copypasta

>>603982808
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Ok it was a bluff, i just want to do everything to be with a girl like you.. What do i need to do for you bae?

>>603982964
we think alike anon-k..kun

>>603983016
rollling

>>603982958
Winrar is decided after my post. Sorry. Roll for it though if you want

Let's cut the shit. You are kawaii as fuck and I want you calling out "onii chan!" while I fuck you in your kawaii asshole.

Wasted dubs

>>603983080
Roll kek

>>603983163
rolling for this

>>603983016
2nd reroll

>>603983163
roll

>>603983163
roll

>>603982765
Im a liar? Try to disprove me. You might aswell call the cops for tonight just to be safe, but in the end, there is no escape from Smegma-boy!

>>603983163
I want this

>>603983311
yeah i got 2 double dubs in this fucking thread now

>>603983016
ROLL

>>603983311
win fucking rar

>>603983311
winrar af

>>603983311
WIN RAR

>>603983085
we should meet up and touch dicks

>>603983363
re-roll for that re-roll

>>603983378
xD OMG

>>603983163
>the old rollaroo

>>603983311
This next

>>603983533
WINRAR

>>603983533
winner

U wnt sum fuk?

Roll dis
Send me da titts lil bitch :c

>>603983458
Birmingham
i
m
i
n

pls respond :(

>>603983533
win

"Someone posted your details on 9gag."

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Dubs

No means yes, and yes means anal.

>>603984022
Winzip

>>603983016
Kek for the pasta and reroll

>>603984039
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING

>>603984093
>>603983142

>>603984039

Soooo... tit pics?

I am OP and this text conversation is fake.

>>603984134
Kill you're self you son of a bitch.

Say: I work for ISIS and I want to recruit you.

>>603984039
seriously, i have your location and if you dont go to your front door and let me in, i will fucking kill you. either way im getting what i want

>>603984254
xD

>>603984265
Check em though

>>603984352
2nd re roll

>>603984039
Based OP used the 2 winrars

>>603984411
is that counting as a re roll?

>>603984411
Two wasted dubs in a row...

>>603984366
Rules are rules...

look, I keep getting rejected over and over again
I have never had a girlfriend, never been kissed and never been fucked
either you will fuck me, or I will shoot up the closest fucking mall nearby

>>603984352
roll

>>603984536
Yep, sent

i sed i no b ur bf cus i wona b ur husband

>>603984574
So Sad. Reroll.

>>603984622
fuck and check'em

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>>603984411

When Mighty Roast Beef was the Englishman's Food
It ennobl'd our veins and enriched our Blood:
Our Soldiers were Brave and our Courtiers were Good:
Oh! The Roast Beef of Old England,
And Old English Roast Beef.

Its a meme you dip

>>603984687
rull

>>603984352
re roll

I am just so drunk and bored, can you give me trips?

You're the weeaboo, kiddo.

>>603984574
rerolling

>>603984768
Dubs as always

>>603984929
roll

give up the pussy soon

>>603984943
Rull

>>603984768
I like onions with whipped cream and chocolate sauce

>>603984768
but are you still dtf?

What's your favorite episode of scrubs?

>>603984943
Rerull

>>603984768
Listen here, you fuck stained cooty crunch. We wouldn't want to turn this rape into a murder now would we?

Tits or gtfo

>>603984943
checkum

>>603985015
lets watch my little pony togheter and masturbate to those sweet asses

>>603985077
yum

>>603985015
Rerull

>>603984352
rollikng

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>>603984574
roll

>>603984804
Roll

>>603985077
Winrar

>>603985077
...winrar?

>>603985200
win rar

>>603985200
Best winrar imo

>>603985200
this please

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>>603985077
>>603985200

>>603985729
the absolute madman

CHECK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

IM GONNA BREAK THE EARTH RITE NAO

>>603985729
Awwww she doesn't like my recipe :'(

>>603985915
damn

>>603985900
unintentional winner

>>603985900
dayum sooonnn dont send that asp wait for her to reply we will look to weird

I like to dress in my sisters clothes

>>603985729
I just want to have a little bit of fun? Give old man some joy.

>>603986031
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>>603986046
That's what I'm gonna do

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>>603985900
oh I got dubs again

>>603985729
Okay here's the deal: I'm running a thread on /b/ and I let them decide what I text you. Why you ask? Because I'm a betafag.

>>603986194
noice

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>>603985729
>My name is Frodo Baggins and I want to wear you like the one ring until you scream precious

HORY SHET GUISE


FOR ME GETTING DUBS IS LIKE GOING OUT AND GETTING PUSSY

OPERATOR
GET ME DOUBLES.

She wasn't responding I had to save it

>>603986420
>blaze it

>>603986420
420 blaze it bro

>>603986262
>6262
Check'd

>>603986513
faggot

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>>603986420
>420 get

I lied,I fucked a goat once...will you be my goatse?

>>603986575
>6575
Check'd

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>>603986460
Forgot pic

>>603986611
Winner winner

>>603986420
sm0ekw33deveridai

So do you get on reddit much? *tips fedora*

>>603986754
>6754
Check'd

>>603986765
damn do you also think the holocaust wasn't real?

>>603986765
cmon op its either wait or ask for more dubs then reply

>>603986765

Cmon baby, just shit on my chest and I will do the rest

Can I shit on your stomach and spread it with my feet? I know youd be into it. Either way, keep your window open tonight.

>>603987019
>7019
Check'd

>>603987297
>7297
Check'd

>>603987040
re roll

>>603986765
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel
Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch,
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered,
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock
you are inclined to make me rise an hour early
just like Daylight Savings Time

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New material new gets

>>603987448
>7448
Check'd

>>603987465
rrroooolllll

>>603987555
dem trips

>>603987562
>7562
Check'd

as old as hitlers penis

>>603987555

nigger tongue my anus

>>603987555
5.

However old you want me to be babe ;). You? Fuck I hope you're under 13

>>603987712
>7712
Check'd

listen to me baby. Im a negro inside a whitefuccboi's body. Im asking you to free me of this whitey cage by blowing my niggity and swallowing my nog.

Please answer.

>>603987784
rolling for this

>>603987784
THIS

>>603987819
>7819
Check'd

Old enough. But, if you're name is on the clock it is ready for the cock.

>>603987843
ROWLLING

>>603987784
rolling for this

>>603987919
>7919
Check'd

>>603982224
Old enough to rape you.

>>603987939
dayum to good ones rooll

>>603988010
>8010
Check'd

>>603987977

WINNER IS WINNING

>>603987843
>>603987843
Rollin

>>603988114
>8114
Check'd

>>603988021
Reroll

>>603987555
I sexually identify myself as an attack-helicopter

>>603988189
>8189
Check'd

>>603987977
shit winrar compared to other possibilities

>>603988222
nice trips

I'm 22. And sorry about this stuff above, my friend took my phone. Anyway, wanna grab a coffee some time? ;)

>>603988222
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>603988237
>8237
Check'd

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>>603987555
Posted my own shit because trips

>>603988299
dubs

>>603988277
Nice dubs

20

>>603988343
>8343
Check'd

>>603988362
op is based fag

>>603988446
>8446
Check'd

>>603988416
nice singles

satans asshole

>>603988510
>8510
Check'd

OLD ENOUGH TO DINGY INTO YOUR DONGO

>>603988562
>8562
Check'd

>>603988525
Nice post

>>603988605
reroll

>>603988290
Roll

>>603988628
>8628
Check'd

>>603988686
>8686
Check'd

>>603988677
fuck yyou fuccboi

Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy

quints get

>>603988762
>8762
Check'd

>>603988290
Fucking normie

>>603988818
>8818
Check'd

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

>>603988865
>8865
Check'd

old enough to rape you

603988888 get

quints

Quint

>>603988925
>8925
Check'd

When I was 12, I thought it would be funny to sh!t into a Pringles can...so I did. The log nearly filled the entire can. Then I got the brilliant idea to fill the rest of the can with water and leave it out in my backyard. It was winter at the time so I imagined it would freeze as a cylinder of ice with a log of sh!t in the middle. The next night, my drunk older brother (who was 16) and his buddies came stumbling through the backyard. One of them saw the can and decided to kick it. Instead of freezing, the can had turned into a chilled tube of diarrhea. It sprayed all over the guy who kicked its foot and his buddy's Philly Eagles jacket. I laughed my ass off as they washed my sh!t off their shoes and coat. One of them had a mustache (at 16) so I didn't give a phuck. They knew it was sh!t, but they never knew its origins.

>>603988964
no

eleventeen

>>603988996
>8996
Check'd

18, now you? Also put on your cat ears.

>>603988939
Nice copying faggot

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my penis. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my penis. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>603989060
>9060
Check'd

Old enough to fondle my nephew, and you?

>>603989000
Trips of truth

>>603989127
>9127
Check'd

>>603989000
TRIPS ALWAYS SAYS THE TRUTH