nice spoiler, faggot

hello darkness, my old friend

>>603918518
my ancestors are smiling at me imperials can you say the same

>>603918518
Fuck
The
Po-lice

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams :(

Oops I accidentally

fucking finally

>>603918518
sheeeit

About fucking time.

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>>603918518
Film this for /b/

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i am kill
no

>>603918790
>2015
>still following Adolf Stormcloak
top lel

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

It was... fun.
Oh my.

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>>603919301
>Adolf Stormcloak

kek

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Bang.

Check this shit out

This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go

Check em'

>>603918518
I'm dying. Who would've thunk it

ALLAHU AKBAR!

the driver..he was road

>>603918518
The empty side of my bed is where my regret sleeps.

no ragrets

I...will......SURVIVE...

jet fuel can't melt steal beams

millhouse..... he is... a.. meeeeeemmmeee

what if you don't die but you wake up instead?

>>603918518
U da real mvp

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>>603920244
Sometimes I think that's going to happen. I really hope that happens.

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With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

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"Thank you for hanging me. Please cum on my exposed dead bare soles and bury me with my feet covered with cum."

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Finally, I will be taken out of this cruel, unforgiving world, and be placed somewhere I belong.

>At least i got my dick sucked

should have done this years ago

I'm so high, haha...

The cure for cancer is...

Tell yo mom the bitch got aids from me ( in last breath of air i take) nigga you gaaaay

"5/5 2055... Be... Prepared..."

My death was glorious

>>603918518
i lost control of my bladder and juiced everywhere, she was mad

>>603918518
probly either "finally", "not yet", "so that's the answer", or "eat shit, i never liked you"

>>603918518

come closer.. i have to tell you something... i.. hnnnngggg

>>603918518
watch out for that sni

>>603918518
EARN THIS...

in this moment, i am euphoric. not because of any phony god's blessing. but because, i am enlightened by my intelligence

>>603918518
more loli guro

>>603919733
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look lore like?"

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I bet you I can jump that ticket barrier

I'll just point at someone and say "Karma police, arrest this man".

I don't have time for this, I have work to do.

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>>603918518
Corn Nuts!

>>603918518
Well? What are you waiting for? Do it.

"I wish I watched more TV."

>>603918518
It'd be very context dependent, someone give me a scenario

dont come to my ghetto....bitch

>>603922695
on ur knees blindfolded outside in the cold. person has a gun pointed at the back of ur head. any last words?

>become organ donor
>request my heart be saved for young girls only
>as I die i scream "I will respawn"
>get heart placed into dying girl
>posses her with my tainted organ
>I am now a loli

Either that or scream Allan snackbar

>>603922948
this shit sucks

>>603922948
One o'clock
Two o'clock
Three o'clock-a
Rock

Hey! I'm Stevo and welcome to Jackass!!

Son.... There's one more thing..... I have... to say..... I have 10 Billion ... Euros worth of.. gold.... They are stashed in... stashed i..n.. .......
----

>>603922948
Need more context, how did I end up there?

>>603923229
>10 Billion Euros
So, like 5 AUD?

Did I turn the stove off?

>>603923417
I don't know how much 1 Euro's worth, I don't use them. I thought they're worth a lot.

>>603923417
No like 12 Billion AUD.

I... I"m a f...fag. RIP

>>603923589
hes being a faggot
that would be a lot of money

Wait a minute...

>>603918518
Probably... check em

rip in piss

>>603923785
fail for life

>>603918656
>>603918790
>>603918868
>>603919136
>>603919527
>>603920514
>>603920524
>>603921033
>>603923176
kek

"Soldiers! Do your duty! Straight to the heart but spare the face. Fire!"

>>603923662
HAHAHA U FUNY GUY I KIL U LAST

ALLAHU AKBAR

To die will be an awfully big adventure

Everyone can go fuck them selves

steel beams can't melt.... fuel

>>603918518

Heil Hitler

"Dumbasses...Mr. Bones told me, the ride NEVER ENDS"

I'll be back.

Rose bud

>>603918518

No, wait! Yelloooooooooooooooooooow...!!!

>>603919136
This

"Eva, auf wiedersehen!" or "mein leben!"

My theory was correct! Now it's time to go to the next loop, I can still save them... All I have to do now is find him and kill him on March 2006. If I fail and the timeline doesn't change then use .. use... hhnnngggg

>>603919054
>>603919116
>>603919592
>>603920454
>>603920524
Soldiers, you fought the good war... Now it's finally time to go home

>>603924841
Save 4chan by killing ODB?

fuck this gay world, im out!

>> Responding in 3...2...1

I WANT TO LIVE!!!

I understand.

youre a faggot

>>603925371
you mean that fat bitch on TNA?

>>603918518
"Faggot."

>>603918518

jet fuel CAN melt steel beams

>>603920070
Hey .... how old ar you and where you from? I said the same thing.....

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I'd point to an upside down Pepsi can right before I die.

>>603918518
Im cumming!!!

Hitler wasn't a bad guy

"...And now- for something completely different."

>>603921779
why the reference?

I hid 5 million in the...

>>603925597
Nope: OldDirtyBtard, a guy from ED who basically planned the Scientology raids. Scientologists killed his cat, which led to his eventual an hero.

Without Chanology /b/ might not be the cancerous shithole it is today.

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>>603918518
going off, brb.

I dindu nuffin

To die laying in your arms would be the best way to leave this world.
I don't think Heaven will be able to compare to the bliss of being with you though

>>603918518
My life is over
I have soared the lands like a jet in the sky with many passangers.
But my fuel has run dry I can't go back to those happier times.
The love in my life has finished the melt In my heart
Like steel fingers death claws at my throat.
But my smile still beams out with joy at being surrounded by my loved ones.

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>>603922948

I'm sorry about the chocolate milk.

Just give them that look.
"Been waiting for this moment for awhile, don't ruin it with your shitty cliche last words."
Hopefully they shoot me before i finish that sentence, so when they go home that night, and for the rest of their life, when they are falling asleep, they will think. Fuck.

>>603918518
Killing me won't bring back your god damn honey

>>603918518
I would say, "For what it's worth, I really did love you E."

>>603926793
Did you just fucking JUST?!?!?!

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>>603920147
Top kek

>>603918518
>Hand over my knife to my first son.
It's your dutty, now you are a warrior, take care of your mother and your brothers.
Also delete the history.

See you at the crossroads.......so you wont be lonely

I hid the money in...in...(WHERE)..your sisters bedroom

"We are both of us, out of time."

>It's about damn time.

>>603918518
Darkness is beginning to cover me like a blanket...tuck me in...let me die...

Or

Alright...we...made it...you have to go on...leave me here...I'm going to take a short nap...(last breath)

>>603918518
>Roaring to the heavens

ONE PIECE.........*inhale* ... IS !!!REAL!!!

I had a killer of a time guys.... I'll excuse myself now...

>>603926259
First name no, last name hope

I knew i should of reposted it 5 times...

>>603918518
Gentlemen, It appears you have caught me. But in lieu of the more common place etiquete I would like you to note the scar on my abdomen. Yes that scar. You see while you may have caught me. I CAUGHT BOTH OF US.

*EXPLODE*

If /b/ can count to 100, I'll an hero on cam.

If anything happens to me, I recorded a little "Tell all" video that will be uploaded to the internet. So killing me will only expose you.

Candlejack isnt r

Let's get this over with finally.

I'm waking up.

>>603928976
Toppest of keks
Ultimate revenge

YOU EVER SEEN TRIPS LIKE THESE NEWFAG?

>>603919001
kek

>>603920070
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

"Ch....checkem"

>>603929569
>69

God, I wish I were 12 right now. That would be so much funnier.

>>603919001
IT'S OVER 9000!

>>603929216
...anyway that's how my grandpa lost his internet privileges.

>Choking on a dick

-NGH -MFKGHAAAAHHH HHHAAHH NMMFMJKGH!!!?@....

I'm dying huh? at least that's not as spooky as the spoopy skeletons

>>603928851
Dubs like a boss

>>603929774
Dubs like a faggot

tiger tiger

>>603929697
It is funny, just laugh. I know you can do it

On this day i go to sovngard

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>>603918518
eshedu enla ilahe illallah ve eshedu enne muhammeden abduhu ve resuluhu

>>603921750
10/2005

Respawn in 5.....4.....3.......2.....1

Sweeeet hooome alabamaaaa

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>>603930527
hahaha

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for the emperooooooor!!!

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

>>603919001

I guess it's too late for that blowjob, then?

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

Niggers tongue my anus

>>603930761
I want to kiss Mado, I never will. . .

>>603918518
I wanna go home, Forest...

My name is Robert Paulson

I am king Richard the first, i come bearing grave news about the future ....

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I come back as a spooky skeleton . . . You'll see.

Fedoras are awes..

Goodbye b, this is the end...(of this thread)

>>603918518
Tunnel Snakes rule!

>>603934796
tunnel snakes 4 life bitches!

I hid all my gold under the

>>603918518
Hitler...*cough* ....did .....nothing wrong

I'd like to preorder battletoads

Tell my family... I love them...

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>>603935841
As someone who loves hard things in all varieties, that game is a favorite.

>>603924638
>wolfensteinfag reporting in

What's the point of having final words when nobody will be around to hear them.

>>603936490
shitty last words dude.

>>603918518
i lost the game

Oh shit oh god I didn't want this

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>>603918518

Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

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>>603918518

Ore wa mou shinderu

see ya later.... space cowboy

No! Th-this cannot be! I am invincible! INVINCIBLE!

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jet fuel can't melt steel.

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>>603918518
"If you strike me down, i shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."

I never asked for this.

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>>603918518
I love Cooorrrnnnn Breeeeaaaadddddd!!!!!!!! waaaaauuuuaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

The Game

See? I told you I knew what I doi-

>>603918518
+100 point for classy death

>>603938368
LOL

>>603918518

"Here hold my beer"

Roilerie...

>>603918518

At last, I have only one remaining step until I have completed the ritual that will allow me to resurrect myself in a new perfect form with all of the powers of God OH SHIT A BUS!

What are you gonna do, huh? Shoot me?

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I'M BEOWULF!

>>603938188

top kek

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Tally ho lads!

Once more for old Nosey!

A ...llonsy.

Son... Clear my browsing history.. and .. dont be a faggot

>>603930872
FOR THE DARK GODS!!!!!!!

BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BABA BOOEY

"Just who the hell do you think I am?"

niggers.

I kept 5 billion dollars in COUGH COUGH HNNNNNNNNNMMGG

>>603918518
Jet fuel cant melt steel beam

Don't let my death change you.

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

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"My porn stash? Why it's right where I left it... But you'll have to search the whole world to find it."

"jet fuel don't melt steel beams"
"I hid the dildo uder th-"

>>603943435
what a faggot

>>603918518
if i have chance and remember to say it,

"There is no God"

On the contrary

1

>>603944072
see you in hell, dad

Damn. I guess I missed...

2

>>603918518
>like hell you'll shoot me

>>603944072
your god is dead
if there is a hell
I'll see you there

>>603944389
*and no one cares

"clear my internet browser history"

>>603918518
Op... Is a fag...

And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind.
Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.
>If you can hear this whispering you are dying.
I never said I was frightened of dying.

>>603918518
"OP, tell your mother I love her.."

>>603918518
I just wanted the cock.

>the money is in the--
Or
>what are you gonna do, kill me?
Depends on the circumstances

>>603918518

how to confess to banging faggots when can't bang? Fuck you, OP.

>>603944488
Czech'd

The treasure is buried...
Either that or telling my kid he's adopted.

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I fapped at bocu no pico

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>>603918518
Initating Respawn!

>>603918518
Timshel

>>603944666
Oh, trips.

>>603925796
chuckling

I made love to 5 men before I met you

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

>>603945687
me too... many times

>>603918518
Aughghghgghhifguhguihdfigbfipvhnihbfhghf
then I die after I drown in my own blood

>>603936761
I have found my last words

>>603918518
whatever

>>603918518
format...mi... hard drive...

Hell can't hold me. See you soon.

Game over

Thanks Obama

Death is merely a transition.

goodbye...

Ouch!

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>>603918518
1. fuck you all and have a good night
2. so what do you wont on the will... dead
3. wait what 9+10
4. are you ready to die with me
5. well i time to go back to the real world now

This game has Nice graphics but the storyline sucks

>>603945687
>at

Underageb&

Learn grammar

I buried the treasure at...

>>603946940
that's blend

Contact, right.

Thanks, Lori.

SALEEL AL SAWARIM
NASHEED AL WUDAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftd_T8IcPtA


ALLAHU AKBAR

>Ooo a penny!

And that is why I refuse to be related to niggers like you.