self bump

>>603731884
Sometimes I have conversations with myself

>>603731884
I had sex with my 16 year old cousin when i was 15

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my 16 year old cousin would blow me everytime i would video. i was 13. she was like my 4th cousin tho.

OP is a fag.

kiks

I lost a USB with my gfs nudes
At college and now they are all over the net. She doesn't know thank god.

>>603731884
I let five guys fuck me while I was really drunk. I left the next day before anyone woke up....I don't know how to tell them that I remember every second of it

I enjoy "straight" guys who wear panties. I smoke weed with them and watch them in their panties, suck their cocks and sometimes spank and eat their ass. I record and take pictures of everything. My partner doesn't know... obviously.

>>603732834
sounds kinky ;)

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I watch chats for several hours per day
for instance on chaturbate right now /ashleyortiz

I took my girlfriend's virginity Thursday night. Not a secret I just haven't told anyone else yet since I stayed at her house for three days

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I ALWAYS get dubs, I can't help it!

>>603733117
>Close enough, chief.

I wanked to what I thought was the sound of my cousin fingering herself but she was really just scratching her ear

>>603731884
I had sex with my twin while my bf masturbated on the bed. It was so fucking hot!

When I was in the 4th or 5th grade my best friend and I would has gay sex and blow each other every weekend by staying at each others houses overnight.

>>603733301
Did she notice you?

>>603733117
Its alright Chief, you tried.

I jerked off to Two Babies One Fox.
Twice.

>>603733419
No I was a stealthy wanker

>>603733208
Thats because I was building up for THESE dubs!

>>603733557
nope

>>603733547
was dat?

>>603733548
ninja status

I ALWAYS sniff the TP after wiping my ass.

>>603731884
Lol i feel that 4chan is not the place to discuss such obscenities.

>>603733666
Call me Danny Tanner with my Full House. Not even the first time tonight.

>>603733671
Your face is not the place to discuss such obscenities!

>>603733666
666 the number of the beast

>>603731884
I really enjoy impregnating women, especially women with other men, preferably married. I fucking love the thought of a shmuck raising my offspring and his wife thinking about my cock every time she see's his woefully inadequate penor.

I know this makes me a white nigger and socially irresponsible. I also don't care.

>>603733733
I can't stop with the dubs. Got dub cents fuck you know bout it.

>>603731884
When I was 10 my mom's friends daughter who was 9, found out what sex was and wanted to show me. That experience is the reason I'm mildly pedophile and only date girls under 5'2

>>603733748 aww are you butthurt that I don't want to share my shit with you?

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i killed someone at work by accident. im an Electrician and i was working on the 5th floor of a building putting up some lights with my coworker. we were on a cherry picker, i tripped over my own fucking shoe while on the cherry picker and knocked my coworker off. I watched him land on his head and snap his neck. 2 years later and i still cant forget it. I feel like killing myself all the time. like im not meant to be here, like it should have been me that fell to my death. :[ im so fucking pathetic ive tried to kill myself but im to much of a fucking coward.

>>603732992
>ashleyortiz
dude you are dating my best friend. slut.

>>603733882
I wouldnt be able to do that. A cracker would know when his wife pops out a nigga baby. know what im sayin?

>>603733339
Juan?

>>603733733
I'd say this counts as dubs also. The Midas touch tonight good sir.

Love copping some warm dirty panties, especially gfs sisters

>>603733948
i love you

>>603734124
That's not just dubs, that's...

ADVANCED dubs.

>>603733624
Trust me, you're better off not knowing.

>>603734084
I do. But I prefer darkskinned women to white women 60% of the time, so I might have the reverse problem somewhere down the line.

But I don't know, it's like in a world where everyone is trying to be socially responsible and care for their children's future and shit, it feels nice to be a medieval plower and know that your genetic legacy lives on.

I'm a newfag but no one has called me a newfag yet.

I feel left out guys.

>>603734378
tell me

>>603734508
Newfag. Go fail at tri-forcing elsewhere.

>>603734307
I love you too!

>>603733956
Holy shit.
But seriously, it wasn't really your fault. You tripped. It was purely accidental.
Try to say 'fuck it' when the guild arises. Internalize the 'fuck it'. Listen to Let it go if you have to.
You can do it, anon. I believe in you.

>>603734694
*kiss kiss*

>>603734422
bam! right in the kisser

>>603734422
That "reverse problem" is silly.

Unless you expect that there's some black guy out there whose black girl you've been driving that pops out a lightskinned baby.

>>603733956
Not your fault, anon. It shouldn't have been you and it's not your fault. shit happens and it was his time. the fact that you tripping over your own foot (something that you've probably done a hundred times in your life before then) is what sent him off doesn't matter.

>>603734966
I have seen that a few times

>>603733956
pussy

I put my snot into my armpit. Don't know why.

>>603735077
True.

Also, I see we're dub-kindred -spirits.

Alluah ahkbar my nigga.

>>603735248
do you lick it afterwards?

>>603734854
XOXOX

>>603731884
I'm a chronic masturbator, and try desperately to fix it.

>>603735294
Nope.

>>603735260
shama llama ding dong to you too sir ;)

>>603734603
You popped my cherry, big boy.

>>603735354
I know that feeling

>>603735420
Aloha shalom mah negro.

the nose knows

>>603735354
Same here. too much porn and not enough time

>>603733339
Fuck you Juan !

>>603735464
ooo bby, you like it rough?

I don't know how to greentext.

>Or do I?

>>603735464
Hah that's what she said

>>603735469
>>603735747
Glad I'm not alone.

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>>603735575
Internet high five!

>>603735345
<3

Not necessarily haven't told anyone but will never tell anyone else.

>Be me
>Be 9 year old boy
>Dress up in older sister's underwear
>Spin in front of full body mirror and watch myself walk
>C:/feelsgoodman/beautiful.jpg
>Don't tell anyone
>Completely forget about it
>Repressed.rar
>Years pass
>Start watching porn
>Start doing drugs
>Never become seriously sexually attracted to anyone
>404: File not found
>Mad porn addict
>Only attracted to self
>Or thoughts
>But which ones
>Teens and early twenties a blur of drugs and alcohol
>Get to the point where I am so detached from the world around me that the only way I find sexual arousal is to do ecstasy by myself and masturbate for hours on end
>feelsgreatman.webm
>One night take four rolls and start watching porn
>Suddenly remember everything
>The silk panties caressing my body
>The elastic of the bra strap pulling against my body feeling like a broken vase help together by it's gentle embrace
>Realize that the reason I watch porn is because I want to be her
>Immediately stop what I am doing
>Text female friend of six years
>Explain everything
>Days pass
>Hanging out with male friend of twelve years
>Femanon and mananon know eachother
>He starts making fun of me for it
>ohno.avi
>Text her
>She is treating me like a fucking alien
>Try to ignore it
>Go to party
>They're both there
>They tell everyone
>barrage.exe
>Leave party
>Leave state
>Leave myself.

>>603734966
Well again, it's usually with people in long-term relationships or married. I get off on the fact that she thinks about when she is pity-banging her dude and the fact that he is raising my kid and will have to lie about it for the rest of her life.

And that has happened. Not the lightskinned baby (to my knowledge) but I fucked the shit out of a black girl who's live-in boyfriend, I went to high-school with.

Dude worked at Best-Buy and thought he had actually shot a kamehameha at a leaf once (I shit you not). Middle-class black autist. She came from a good family though so the black dudes didn't quite set her off. She loved white cock though.

i eat my own cum

>>603731884
I share my girlfriends noods when i tell her i dont.

>>603735464
Anytime, bitch.

>>603736667
I'm not a dog, I'm a human, sir.

>>603733956
Not your fault anon. Live your life to the fullest and don't let the false guilt hold you back.

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I once jerked off and came into a friends bikini top and bottom. Im pretty sure she doesnt know...

>>603731884
>be me
>be 17
>live with older sister
>moved in because parents were getting a divorce
>neither wanted me
>sister tells me to stay out of her way
>sister goes to school and work
>no time for me
>three months go by
>no friends
>I am in my room watching tv
>sisters bf comes in
>"anon, you look beautiful today"
>blush
>"thank you"
>another couple of weeks go by
>every day when sister is asleep he walks into my room
>sister works at night has school during the day
>he starts by just sitting at the edge of my bed
>"anon youre so cute"
>blush
>starts touching my leg
>"anon youre really beautiful
>dont know what to do
>he kisses me
>runs finger up my thigh
>touches vagina
>heavy blushing
>we have sex
>lose virginity
>its been years
>still havent told sister

I'm a sociopath.

>>603736799
I will call you my bitch and from now on you will be my bitch

>>603737001
Tits or gtfo with time stamp

>>603737031
me too! twinsies!

I have chronic pain of the trigeminal nerve.

I've never felt truly happy in my entire life and don't think I can. I don't know the meaning of the word.

>>603731884
I AM GOD!!!!!!!!

>>603737342
You aren't alone.

>>603731884
i browse 4chan

>>603737375
There can only be one, I challenge you to the manliest of challenges!

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>>603731884
I'm actually a human-alien hybrid.

decedent of space vikings who abandoned hope and returned home, I have the ability to survive extreme, space-like conditions such as extreme cold, being rehydrated and decades of hibernation.

>>603737342
>>603737375
fairytales

>>603736195
6>

>>603737268
damn son

>>603731884
I cheated on 4chan with 420chan. I feel so dirty :(

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>>603737118
>>603737118

>>603736799
My apologies. Please forgive me if anything I said hurt or offended you in any way. That was most certainly not my intention and I cannot begin to express to you the depth of the regret that is now welling up within me.

I hope that one day, one lonely day in the distant future, when all this is past and you can finally accept me as just another cruel ship passing you on an ocean of human sorrow, that you can forgive me for this horrible thing I have just done to you.

I hope that one day, when you are old, and your body's journey has neared it's end, that you think upon this moment and realize that this was the worst experience you have ever suffered because of another human being.

I hope my cruelty and my callousness, my maliciousness and my misanthropy, are but mere momentary and quickly forgotten, dark gusts compared to the winds of happiness and contentment that you will be forever buffeted by.

I know forgiveness for my sins is asking far too much. But I hope that one day it does come to you and somehow, someway, through the ether that connects all of us, I will know and shed a single tear for salvation.

>>603737506
False comfort in denial doesn't exempt you from the truth.

>>603737506
nonsense!

>>603737580
fucking faggot

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>>603737580
I cheated on 4chan with lainchan.

pls don't hurt me...

>>603737678
I know, I can't stop thinking about it. I want to just cut myself to rid of this emotional pain. Im sorry 4chan :(

>>603731884
I was born with a tail

I tell everyone that i like nutella, but i actually dont, and i think its fucking gross

>>603737982
whats wrong with you?

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>>603731884
I pretend to be female online sometimes in order to troll desperate shitlords, then I forget why I was doing it in the first place, and I become the lie, which then leads to awkward moments of "No I can't skype you" and "No, no pics, sorry".

>>603738056
I pretend to be a chick to get free games from dudes online. chicks get too many perks

>>603731884
On the weekends, or I if nobody is home, I go into my sister's room, sniff her dirty panties, maybe steal some from her panty drawer, then jack off on her bed and cum on her pillow. Then flip the pillow.

iam a fag

>>603738194
thanks for admitting it. The first step towards your recovery my son

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>>603738174

>>603738194
No shit Sherlock.

>>603738147
DUUUUDE i do this too! its how i got my epic flying training in world of warcraft

>>603738194
herp de derp

>>603738402
This wasn't sarcasm. You literally can't shit with all those cocks up your ass and I think you are really good at figuring things out.

You shall henceforth be known as No shit Sherlock.

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>>603738641
kek'd

>>603731884
I read everything in this Gay-ass thread.. Im truely ashamed

>>603738777
me too

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>>603736195
<3 To the bone

>>603737479
Dude what is that gif from ? I recognize it but fucked if I can remember what it's from.....

>>603736258
whoa man

>>603739185
ill give you my bone!

>>603737001
Wanna do this as the bf but will never bring myself to, I know it's just lust but the struggle is real. Sometimes I really wAnna an hero cos I feel like such a shit cunt after sniffing gfs sisters panties but god it feels good and somewhat releases the tension. Also doesn't help that she's 18 and constantly flirting

ass play (no homo)

Sometimes I'll press my finger on my anus or around or a little inside then sniff the fuck out that bitch.

sitting on ass for hours... I'll reach in and spread my cheeks wide so the pressure of the chair is on my asshole then I'll grind the chair.. ok this one is a bit homo but fuck my ass and call me lil jon and the eastside boys does that feel good and kinky

My brother forced me to suck his dick when I was 8. He was 13 I liked it and sucked it a handful more times til wanted to kiss. Somehow, THAT is where I drew the line...

>>603739375
do it anon, she probably wants it just as bad since she flirts with you

>>603739327
Mmmm I will gladly receive!

>>603739745
why did you draw the line there?

i want 2 rape my sis without her knowing but i dont know how

>>603739898
can I bend you over and call you my bitch? ;)

>>603739745
I think you're me

>>603739991
go up to her and ask if a rag smells like chloroform?

>>603740010
>>603739745
I think you're both me

>>603739869
Been living with them for a year now and been with my gf for two..Shits hard bro, I really want to but it's fucked up on many levels. She walks around in panties and very small tops on her big tittys, it's too much arghh

>>603739869
I second that.. Fuckk her so good that she wants to jump onto your dick in front of everyone.

>>603740043
Chloroform doesn't actually work like that.

>>603740227
I wouldn't be able to handle that bro

>>603740302
That's what she said.

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>>603738056
this animu is called Kuroshitsuji btw

im a fag

>>603740296
damn :(. ok
>step one feed her alcohol
>step two fuck that pussy

>>603739993
Only if you promise to tickle my balls before you put it in!

>>603739321
yeah...

>>603740465
We know. We've... always known...

>>603740557
I can do that :)

>>603733956
it was his destiny

>>603740596

im people really know then im fucked
i know somebody who is pretty much sure i am and i know that hes been talking shit behind my back

helb

>>603740227
I can relate to this soo fucking hard. Was l living with the gf for a while with her mom and her younger sister, that bitch would walk around and playfully tackle me, tits and ass all over me while my ex watched and steamed. She was still in highschool at the time at the end of her senior year so shed ask me for help on her music and math. ex ended up stabbing her with a fork. Shit was so cash.

>>603740302
I'm not really handling it too well bro, shits bringing back old anxiety problems. My gf is beautiful but her sisters body is just unbelievable and I'm sure she knows what she's doing to me..sits opposite me with her legs spread, cut singlets with no bra and tittys hanging out and shit hnnng just reliving moments now got me fuckin diamonds

>>603740691
Done deal! ;)

had sex with a 11 yo at my 30

fapped to my neighbord since she was 12

dont give fucks

when I was 16 I found this half dead mouse that my cat had brought in so decide to cut it open just to see what it looked like on the inside. Needless to say I enjoyed every second of it.

>>603741209
Did it smell?

>>603740943
Simple, fuck both of them. Bring both your gf and her sister to a room at the same time. They will know what is going down.

>>603731884

I watched my brother die and didn't save him.

>>603741313
story

>>603741313
story?

>>603741291
A little but nothing too overpowering

>>603741313
tell us anon

>>603741313
Cmon anon give us a story

>>603740760
Why would you be fucked? Do you live in Iran or something?

>>603741385
>>603741392

I can't I really don't want to.

But.. Alright look what happened happened and I don't regret letting him die but I regret the pain everyone else felt for when he died.

I let him die from a drug overdose in his room I knew he would die from it but I didn't really care I just wanted him to die and get it over with he was suffering from cancer and was a drug addict.

>>603741292
This would be ideal. I'm waiting for some quality mdma to come back around. Could actually work since gf is bi but haven't mentioned to her cos it is her little sister. Fuck

A few years ago i was assualted outside a bar, and my arm was broken. The police were lame and didnt arrest the guy they found.

I spent time with the police report looking at the blacked out impressions they did in front of me at the police station to get details on the man.

Eventually without paying for spokeo, it showed me a picture map of where he might live.

It said 643 S******* St, so i looked at all streets with that many letters, and found a match.

I drove by the house for days throughout a year, looked for people his age.

He was apparantly friends with my former gamestop AGM years ago when i was inhighschool, they graduated together. So I went through looking for his facebook, and saw he was a manwhore.

I made a few fake FB accounts of hot girls, spent time giving them pics and lives, until i finally added him by adding his friends first. Got to know him, how he lived, where he worked and went.

I couldn't tell anyone, they probably thought I was crazy. i didn't know what to do, i wanted revenge.

After my arm was better, I stalked the guy, took pictures.

I LOST MY GF over this, she saw the fake accounts and thought they were real and I was cheating.

I began leaving pictures on his doorstep, of where I stalked him.

Finally, I lost it one day, and the bills from the hosptial had really set my life back, i lost a job too, and stupidly blamed the guy for more than he did. he was still bad, but I had lost it.

I wore all black, a facemask, goggles, and some expensive gloves, with a motorcycle armor, and some other shit. I waited outside his house and rang the doorbell with a note on the ground that said Baby I miss you. with a card and a printed picture of the girls face i faked.

He went back in, so i had a good observation and heavy heart rate.

I went back, parked my car and left it on in front of his house, and rang it agian, ran back to the car and slammed my door hard so he'd hear it. he came back out and looked at the car, walked toward it.

>>603741621
I quickly ran as fast as I could, and knocked hima cross the head with an aluminum baseball bat several times, then dragged him to his back yard.

I took his gardenhose, and tied him up to parts of the fence, and got more random objects to tie him. I waited and waited, and during all this my car was still on. I think a few hours passed, until I managed to get him awake. i had a lot of time to think, and down to the bottom of it, I told him we still aren't even, he probably doesn't have a clue what I meant, but hitting him in the head 3 times with a bat wasnt as painful as breaking my arm, I still felt justified.

Its been so long, but it never caught up to me, but he hasnt been on Fb since i last checked.

>>603741564
Mr White?

i never seed any torrents... sorry if this offends you in any way

>>603741727

Yes exactly. He was Mr Walter White. haha that cheered me up sweating over here like crazy.

>>603731884
i have aids

Im gonna open my heart /b/
Lemme start saying im a girl so u wont call me a faggot and u will understand my stories. NO NO tits pics
>ex bf cheated on me
>i stole his cell phone "filled with vids and pics fucking his new gf"
>i uploaded it all over the internet
*wicked laugh*

i payed to have sex with a prostitude
( i was curious, and im not bi at least now im sure)

I smashed sleeping pills and mixed it in a co-workers food for a week.

Cant remember more atm..

When I was 4 i was molested by the neighbors teenager . Because of that I molested my brother and little cousins. I was 12 and fucked up in the head.

>be me
>have a girlfriend
>girlfriend is not interested in sex
>masturbate as an alternative
>have trouble orgasming because of a side effect of antidepressant
>haven't orgasmed in an entire month because of it
>close eyes and try to fantasize
>start think of ex boyfriend you absolutely loathe
>think of the time we had really great sex
>start getting off to it
>successful have a really great orgasm
>never tell girlfriend
>ever

>>603731884
ex gf of my best friend invited me to her birthdy party. I was 20 she was 19. We did coke,alc and weed. From face she is 6/10 so no tthe best but this body mmm. Plus she had that THING. At the end of party I was wasted and kinda into her. We made out. HArdly remember it. When I woke up and realised I had usain bolt mode on and run like hell on a train. I meet my friend every second day and to this day I didnt tell him. It was 2 years ago.

sorry I would green text but not that good so I'll do my best

I'm around the age of 7 I have an older cousin I'm practically in love with she smoking fine she's around 10 one day she decides to spend the night we stay up watching a movie halfway through decided to try my luck and kiss her she looks at me a bit confused but we then begin to make out we then just do sexual play any time Id kiss her she's blow in my mouth and call it a blowjob later that night we get ready for bed SHES going to the rest room she asks if I want her to leave her panties on like an idiot I say leave them she comes back wearing only a shirt and panties and goes to sleep I stay up and curiosity then gets the best of me so I slip them down revealing her bare vagina she must have woke. Up at one point and asks is I needed help I nervously say yes and she takes them all the way off we then continue making out and we then finally sleep I have had other events happen I once slipped under her bed while she was in the shower she entered the room and started dancing around the room making her prepubescent boob jump up and down. She then left unaware of my presence. A year ago she was on my computer and left leaving her Facebook open I proceed to go through messages hoping to uncover some dirt but I happen to come across a picture of her giving a guy a blowjob I saved it to my computer and occasionally jerk of to it. I'm now 17 she's 20 her little sister is 14 and me and her are pretty close she is so fine I just want to fuck her but I doubt I could get her to go for it im considering getting a spy camera to set up in my bathroom to film her shower not sure if it's worth possible jail time if caught idk what to do if you want the picture of my cousins bj let me know

>>603741537

no but my family hates gays and so do my friends probably

thats what happens when youre a poor ghettofag

>>603741860
You're a woman. It's expected.

>>603733547
impossible, It just... it cant be done

>>603741606
Prime!! MDMA will make it all go a lot smoother for the first time.. If her sister blatantly walks around in her panties, chances are that well, your gf and her sister are fairly close if you know what I mean.. By the time you know it, one will be eating out the other while you fuck one of them. Do you ever catch your gf checking her sister out? Or vise versa?

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>>603741860
You're an idiot. This story would make just as much sense if you left gender out of it.

I used to fuck my little sister when I was in high school. She was still in elementary school. We did it hundreds of times. My friends would have thought I was nuts for busting my nut in someone so young. So they never knew. She really was cute. I couldn't keep my hands off her and she loved it too. I'm not sure I could have lived through my teen years without her helping me get my rocks off... I was really highly sexed and with her I didn't have to go through the whole dating act and playing at getting someone interested. It was zero to full on sex in a mater of a minute with my little sister. When we were done, I could catch my breath and enjoy the after glow and my sister would go back to her Barbies... no after sex drama.

We fucked until she was like 21...by then she already had a kid. My sister was blond with a really nice body. Every time was good.

I shot a frog point blank with a paint ball gun, it didnt die but i shattered its ear drums, i released it into the water and it swam in circles so i murdered it.

>>603732473
lel shrek/10 originel post very kek i liek much
>mfw
<idonthaveaface

>>603742387
Lucky!!

I dropped a brick on a frog and that killed it.
Cried for a few days afterwards. Now I'm a serial killer.

>>603742053
let's see it

i left my girlfriend and our baby because i wanted to kill them both in their sleep.

>>603742174
It sucks I know. It's not fair, it's nor right. You're a person too anon, but sometimes in life we have to live through things so that we can be better people.

Apply for financial aid. Go to college where people are more open minded and where you can be yourself. Then one day you can go back and face that world with your head held high. t

Don't give up. Our struggles are what make us human. Our struggles are what make us better, if we choose to let them do so.

If you are confronted, don't protest too much. Don't fight it, just roll with it and let them know you have a higher standard, (higher being keyword for different). Where there is smoke, there is fire, so don't let there be smoke.

I'm here for you anon. Life is a team sport. We are all in this together.