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69 decides what question I ask the tour guide for the special education program of this school
>inb4 "are you retarded too"
>inb4 "how can I get into the special olympics"
>inb4 OP can't inb4

pic related: the fags I have to babysit for the tour
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>>603564742
Dumb american fucks I bet.
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Did hitler do anything wrong?
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>>603564989
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Are all the other special retards like me? (tourettes style)
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>>603564742

Can I suck your cock?
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Can u su su suck my poosy
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> special trip
> friday the 13th
> u aint coming back
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Did You just say tatattatatatattatatatatattatatatatatatatatattaattatatatatatatatatatatttatatatatatatat faggot?
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>>603564742
"Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to do loo more like?" - OP 3/13/15
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What's wrong with them?
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go up to your group and say "ok retards, this is your new home", then walk out of the room
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>>603564742
How are you today?
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>>603564742
post pics of yourself.
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>>603565081
roll for this
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Suck my tits
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>>603564742
at the next stop we should spit roast that blue eyed mongoloid.
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>>603565566
roll
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>>603565081
this
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>>603565081
roll
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Shout
> I'm not retarded
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>>603564742
Show them Boobies
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>>603565663
roll
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Molest one of the tards
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>>603565081
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Ask her to has seks and wif u
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>>603565081

Isn't this the only question?
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>>603565500
reroll
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>>603565081
roll for it
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>>603564742
rolling for Hitler
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>>603564742
Durr
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>>603564742
>special education program
tell me more
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How hot does an oven must be to cook one of these freaks ? 350 ? 375?
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Do you like my dick?
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>>603565868
Kek, First thing i noticed
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>>603565896
rawlin stons
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>>603565081
roll
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How many potatos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Are you A CUNT?
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So how do you feel about sex with children?
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>>603565896
Mfw this tard is posting on b
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Ask
> are we the new twinkies
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>>603564742
Would you give me the old lickaroo?
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>>603565896
>96
so close yet so far
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WinRAR
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>>603565969
WINRAR
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>>603564742

How did you get involved in the program?
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>>603565792
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>>603565969
winrar
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Im fine thank you for asking and is this all you got /b/ ??
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>>603565969
yyyooooooooo
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>>603565896
Roll
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How many of your retards are subhuman niggers?
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>>603565969
WINRAR
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>>603565992
Do you swallow?
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>>603564742
> hey mr tourguide is it okay to masturbate in the bus?
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>>603565081
rolling
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Offer him sexual pleasure provided by the cakeface in the back seat for 5 bucks
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>>603565969
Victory!
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Tits
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WE GOT A WINNER
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>>603565969

The wait begins.
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>>603565081
Roll for this
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Tits or gtfo guys what are you doing?
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OP your the worst chaperone ever . Posting those poor kids on a pedo site smh.
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>>603565081
reroll.
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So how do you get all the extra chromosomes in these kids ?
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>>603565081
roll
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>>603566322
Anon has a point OP, tits or gtfo, it's the rules. After that you'll be our queen
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ask him if he likes tacos
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is this the holocaust fan club
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Op here
>ask about the potatoes and the light bulbs
>guide stops and stares at me
>asks me to leave
>not gunna leave bitches
>keeps on with the tour

So much for a reaction, at least I get to see the potatoes in action
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Im at a school atm I'll be your queen laterz
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>>603568144
how old are you?
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Im 18
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>>603568479

good :)
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>>603568015
At least my joke brightened up someones day.
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>>603568479
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>>603565081
69 GET
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>>603565969
Wasted.

Rolling for>>603565081
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Rolling for OP to post tits
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rolling for OP to come back and have a general discussion on the antics of said tards.
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OP looks cute
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Do you guys want to see a picture of me ?
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Hi OP here
If anyone is here please reply and we will open up a discussion
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sure
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>>603571086
YES
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>>603571086
yes pls
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>>603571086
Quite obviously.


What the fuck is this captcha though for real.
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>>603571086
>>603571323
Sure i've got time and nothing to do.
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>>603571427
It only seems to appear on mobile.
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ask if you're allowed to fuck the brunette behind you
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>>603571661
Now I want pizza and steak god damnit
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Do u liek bbc?
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>>603571086
Send us pictures of you, you were half cute one the first one, want to see the whole face.
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>>603571975
This
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>>603564742
Tits
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>>603571427
im on a computer and it also asked me if i knew what a pizza was same exact one u got same pix and all
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Here I am
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>>603572494
cute
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>>603572494
My penis just said Allahu Akbar
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>>603572494
what about rulez?
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>>603565081
rollin
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>>603564742

The question -

How much will you pay me to fuck one of these tards?
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Yee?
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>>603572494
You're just a little chubby, but I bet you suck cock like a morbidly obese gal.
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>>603572816

reroll for lulz
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trap?
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>>603572494
Obligatory time stamp or else 4chan nerds will mega rage
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>>603572869
>>603572888

seem wasted but was immediately followed by trips. Give it to THAT guy!
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>>603572494
Pretty cute.
Where you from roughly?
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tits or gtfo. you know the rules bish
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>>603572494
show us tits
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>>603572494
Quite attractive.
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>>603572917
You retards think any grill is a trap
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>>603564742
ask if she'll show her tits with a timestamp
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Yo
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timestamp tits or gtfo. rolled
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Can show tits gotta watch these faggots
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ask how much she'd charges for a rusty trombone
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>>603564742

Question -

Tour guide have you fucked any of the retards whilst no one was watching?
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>>603574118
its called go to the bathroom fag.
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>>603574118
are they mentally challenged? or just physically disabled? they seem fine to me on the photo
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>>603574171

rawling
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Harem
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dubs demands you pull the fire alarm
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dubs sez u take ur shoos off
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>>603574241
I agree, the bathroom would be a potential avenue of tit showing. Otherwise, how is your day going? Is it a special day?
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>>603574118
take a bathroom break
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>>603574387

I see what you did there. I also see'd you asking a minor for nude photos. Grossly inappropriate.
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>>603574118
those girls carry huge purses, what the fuck do they carry around in there?
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They are both but it's most spectrums of autism.
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>>603574387
i see what you did there
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>>603572494
pure/10 would definitely betray my race for
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How old are you?
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>>603565868
I'd hit that
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>>603574385

dubz also sais put shoos on hed
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>>603574483
we don't know she's a minor
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>>603572494
Cutie
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>>603573918
You wear too much eye makeup.

Stop it.
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>>603574483
>>603568479
WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
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>>603574599

It is a very fair assumption. You should have a good hard look at your life and make some changes for the future.
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>>603574559
I'd rather hook up with op
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>>603574490
They're probably students. So books and shit.
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>>603574700
nigga this is /b/
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>>603574483
Agreed. Age unknown as of this moment. My gf is 18 and does that shit too, watchin over tardos. voluntard shit.
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>>603572494
>perform home lobotomy
>get put in her class
>they can't arrest a tard for jacking it when she's near
>????
>profit
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>>603574483
Anonette said she was 18, good enough for me.
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>>603574118
Just the nip. this one time!!!
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itt: stupid girls!!! tits or gtfo!!!!!

/thread :)
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>>603568479

Nice attempt Anon. Not OP and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>603565081
roll
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>>603574810
>>603574700
See
>>603568479
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>>603574753
Large purses are status symbols, you put literally nothing in those things, or alot of heavy shit to hit people with.
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Beautiful eyes OP
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>>603574985
bricks?
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>>603573918
Don't leave us hangin sweetheart
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>>603573918
Show you'r títs or gtfo.
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>>603574985
I'd put a rock in mine and smash someone right over the head with it
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>>603575119

Show us 1 breast and you can stay
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>>603575074
Bricks, slow cookers, contractor sized boxes of nails, then a very tiny little bag that has the essentials, make up repair, cash, tampon etc.
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So why are we without ID's again?
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What is up with this thread and people being mega impatient. She has been steadily responding aevennd though she us chaperoning a spaceship full of retards. She is gonna be slow.
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>>603572494
anyone else see her right eye (in relation to how we're looking at it you fuck) has like some weird shit going on near her nose
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>>603575331

Suck my dick auto correct.
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>>603573918
As a high school teacher to you, I don't give a fuck. You're lucky I'm not your chaperone, I'd take your phone until next Monday you little cunt. It's not like we put these trips on just for the hell of it, and if you keep using your phone to tune out, you're NOT GOING TO FUCKING GRADUATE. If you do somehow get passed through the system, good luck getting a halfway decent letter of recommendation. That combined with your low SAT/ACT scores and what I can only assume is your shit-tier GPA (Yeah, less than like a 3.2 is shit-tier), should keep you from getting into much better than community college, but since you'll never get a scholarship with your white ass, community college is probably the best bet since it's basically free, and your parents don't love you enough to pay for your college education.

THAT'S how much your cellphone annoys your teacher. Now put it the fuck away. Skank.
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>>603564742
Thread is dead. OP can't deliver
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>>603573918
underage b&
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>>603575420
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>>603575420
gr8 b8 m8
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>>603564742
Underage b&
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>>603575420
lol u mad
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>>603575331
steadily my anus

Of course we're impatient we wanna see some tits and then we will make "wranglerchan" threads from now til the end of time.
But not until OP delivers
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>>603575366
no, I see absolutely nothing wrong with her face, you are imagining shit
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The girls that im watching are all freshman in high school
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Chilllllllllll guys
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>>603575847
do you get to use a tazer on them in case they get out of hand?
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>>603573918
She is high as fuck look at her pupils
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So OP how'd you find /b/
And why do you stay here

Basically why are you fucked up
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>>603575420
The high school teacher found the one person he can be tough to.
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>>603576214
I'm OPs bf, I showed it to her
Sup fags
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>>603574490
They need room for the extra chromosome
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>>603565833
Winrarrr
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>>603574844
i would watch a movie about that story
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>>603576608
lol yeah right
Troll harder
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1. My pupils are naturally large I don't know why
2. I graduated high school so im in college
3. Im a chaperone watching 12 kids so get off my ass
4. I found /b/ from my lovely boyfriend
5. He is watching this thread
6. Anymore questions ??
Sorry guys trying to jump on as much as a can possible
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>>603574490
They're americans so my guess is hamburgers and 2l bottles of coke or some sweet shit
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>>603576774
lel
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>>603576733
I'm gonna be honest OP if that dude in the photo above is your bf, you can do a lot better.
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>>603576608
>tfw you realize OP and his faggot bf are both members of the tard crew
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>>603576608
wash your hair, it's dripping sebum...
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>>603576733
Your bf is a fag.
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>>603576640
Fuck, i was going to say that
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>>603576911
This lol
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>>603564742
fat hands. disgusting.
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>>603576733
hear that OP's bf? she's trying to "jump on as much as possible" and you're a cuck for letting her.
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>>603576608
You look like a faggot, are you one of the tards?
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>>603576733

show tits or gtfo
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Are you the only group there or are other grades there as well?
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>>603576911
I'm gonna take that as a compliment that she's outta my league
Thanks anon
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>>603565081
get plz
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>>603565081
this
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>>603577397
you must have a pic of her tits then. post 'em
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>>603577444
dubs + trips count ?
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>>603577397
she is in champions league and you dont even play football:D
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>>603565081

Rolling for cute
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>>603564742
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>>603565081

roll
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>>603577561
Aww thanks anon
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>>603576733
......
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>>603577487
>>603577444
That's a full house anon.
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>>603577635
In the words of Nicki Minaj

You a stupid hoe
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>>603572965
She timestamped the first one isnt that enough?
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>>603564742
Not cool enough for the back of the bus?
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>>603565081

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>>603577799
Never enough time stamps friend
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>>603577851
Not *black* enough
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Maya?
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>>603577037
Hive mind
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>>603577988
Miguel?
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Alrighty guys im in lucnch now
Any questions
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>>603578081
Rachel?
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>>603578154
Mark?
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>>603578134
Go to the restroom and show us that pussy
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>>603578154
Wreck it Ralph?
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>>603572494
Tits darlin, we need to see your tits to continue
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Guys I love all of you
For lunch I have egg salad sandwhich, raisins, and water
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This thread is a great representation of how cancerous this board became.
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>>603578134
what state?
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Who cares ffs
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If I get doubles, OP must deliver tits
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>>603578580
you mean these doubles?
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>>603578580
tits dont have a liver idiot
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>>603578455
Meh
We knew we weren't going to get tits from the get go
At least now we got some better photos of OP and found out about OP's potato level boyfriend

Lulz were had by me personally so i don't give a fuck
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Guys If I post tits can it be an old pic I already took??
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This thread is bullshit. Why are you thirsty cunts hanging around a girl who is clearly not going to deliver? Bye.
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>>603578701
yes
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>>603578455
Thank you doctor 4chan, for that valuable diagnosis
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>>603578658
Check em
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>>603578701
sure
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>>603578701
No.
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>>603578766
Winrar?
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>>603578701
sure, but I doubt highly OP will
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>>603578701
Yes. How would we know
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>>603578701
If it has face...
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Sup nigs
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>>603566322
Totally agree mate.
Idk whats happening with /b/ , everybody becomes gay.
>Tits or gtfo OP, pls follow the rules
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>>603579119
hhahahah names
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>>603579119
Fuck off.
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>>603579119
oh man he's a band kid
it just keeps getting worse
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>>603579278
that is a different person dumbass
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>>603579119
show your man tits
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>>603565104
Pretty much
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I hate you guys
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>>603579331
No it's not. It's OPs retarded bf.
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