>>603548685
Krav maga. The most practical for everyday life. But not that it really matters anyway. just find one you like and get good at it.

>>603548685
i use kumado and three variations of kendo

Taekwondo

>>603548685
yadanshekai is my art of choice

>>603548685
hey if you use senshido guns are a martial art

Gojo ryu

>>603548685
MMA here..
>Martial arts master race
>gym is for fegets

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The art of fighting with out fighting but when I do hit I don't have to because it hits all by itself.

Krav Maga.....no rules are the best for street fights

>>603548685
My defence is my superior intelligence. I will elude my assailants attacks by using my quick wit.

trained in kyokushin karate for about 7 years, looking to get back into it soon

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>>603548685
running

what about when your wit pisses the neanderthals off

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>>603549187

>>603548685
WT

American Kenpo Karate. I break things.

Krav Maga.

>>603548685
Bujinkan

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I just kick hands

>>603549469
And I also do Iaido

>>603549511
Kick hands

>>603549541
Kick hands

WTF Taekwondo *Cough* The REAL version *Cough*

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>>603549572
Kick hands

>>603549601
Kick hands

>>603549615
Kick hands

>>603549631
Kick hands

Cock-whipping

>>603549662
Kick hands

Shotokan, yellow belt.

Krav-Maga

Muay Thai

>>603549511
>>603549541
>>603549572
>>603549601
>>603549615
>>603549631
>>603549662
>>603549681

Stop samefagging nigger

>>603549286
He's right. A superior mind can outsmart the best fighters on the planet. You lure them into your traps.

>>603548943

The Dane Cook of Martial Arts. Awesome anon!

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>>603548685
Kung fu blocks, Karate blows and footwork

Wrestled in High School, so Grecoroman wrestling. (It's actually a realy good ground game, but you run out of energy REALLY fast.

But, just learn the iron hand and shirt, doesn't matter what you do then, blows glance you and yours crush the enemy.

(my shatter pattern under the first two tiles)

>>603549582
LMAO. Slopwondo

All they do is spin around off balance like ballerinas

>>603549721
Kick hands

>>603548685

Slapjutsu Master Race reporting.

Jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai

>>603548685
12 years of martial arts here.

I started with judo when I was just a kid, but quickly moved on from that to muay thai and jiu jitsu. For the last five years I've trained at a primarily MMA gym.

My basis is in Wing Chun but I basically just take in whatever I learn from anyone worth listening to.

>>603548685
I like that you call us faggots yet if you "got in a fight" with me you'd be dead and I'd be fine.

>>603550205
this but kumado

>>603548685

Because people with real lives, old people and the disabled don't deserve protection. Only men with 12% body fat and enough free time to study a martial art and insurance good enough to cover any injuries incurred.

Yeah, you sound like a 15 year old know nothing pussy faggot.

Btw, boxing and wing chun, but my most effective art is tactical shooting because I'm not a pussy bitch that would limit my families protection so I can feel more "manly". Grow up douchebag.

>>603550251
Now Now, no neck snapping on the first date, grasshopper

>>603550251
again i say senshido my gun trumps yours as i know how to use it better

>>603550251
Calm down there, bucko. Did mom forget to pack your favourite sandwiches in your lunchbox?

>>603550320

>Grow up

I spit on my enemys and it burns them to death as i chew batteries fairly often

>>603550320
Boxing and Wing Chun compliment each other well. Wingie blocks are basically philly shell anyway.

>>603548685
>I back off and run away

>>603550013
Is that a floor tile? Like ceramic? What are you demonstrating? I've dropped floor tiles and seen them shatter just like in your pic. Is this a proof of technique or something?

>>603550513
It's /b/. Use your imagination

Hapkido, also knowing how to spot and avoid unnecessary conflict.

....Also running the fuck away.

>>603550089
Cool, try getting close enough to chop me bitch

>>603550540
Haha I guess so lol

>>603550601
Real men don't chop. We screw, nigga

>>603550452
I never learned what one would call proper Wing Chun, all I took from it was it's concept of training that allows you to commit movements to muscle memory and use it to incorporate whatever I learn, and yeah I have seen some people use them together pretty impressively. It was in a martial arts documentary, a boxer was taught wing chun for a tournament but he kept mixing it with boxing by accident due to instinct and it was pretty efficient.

>>603550650
The martial art of fucking everything that moves, I can get down with that

Xing Yi Quan kung fu

>>603549702
Scotfag here, also Shotokan Karate, 1st kyu / brown and white

It's all about systema niggers

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>>603550251
seems like you don't even know the first and most important rule of any martial art. Never, under any circumstances underestimate your opponent, or just assume that you can win. Because that's how motherfuckers get rekt.

>>603550830
systemd

>>603550917
Systemanon

Ip Man Wing Chun

Most martial arts are better than none. It mostly depends on your teacher and how you practice applications and sparring.

No martial art is useful if you're just punching fucking wall bags.

No one does Kyokushin? Come on...
5 kyu here
Also
>>603549702
>>603550739
Shotokan sucks balls

Again. Kenpo will succeed while you all fight mindfuck battles.
I admit it was brushed aside, but if we were to act with seconds on the clock and just reactions, we'd win. We are too low-key and too reflexively strong for all your bitching. Grow up.

>not learning multiple and mixing martial arts like Bruce Lee

fistycuffs is for women

I have an RPG

>>603550557
running the fuck away was the very first thing I was taught. I can defend myself just fine, but running away if possible or practical is always the best option with the best outcome.

>>603551023
Precisely, anon
"It's all the practitioner"
-Master Wong

It's not so much the martial art as how good you are at it.

i do none but i would like to learn silat (traditional one) because of two things:
1. karambit
2. three hit combo to stop heart of the enemy

>>603548685

Training in marital arts is a waste of time OP. I focus all my energy into making peoples heads explode with my mind.
That will trump ANY marital art any tme.

>>603551186
Master fucking Wong kek that guy has too much energy.

I agree though, like with anything, you get what you invest.

>>603551049
Why does it suck? I did it as a kid, changed to another karate (something like Kobe Osaka), then went back to Shotokan because I missed it.

>>603551338
>needing 3 hits

Do you even 1inch punch nigger?

>>603551020
systemofadown

I have practiced mixed martial arts for the last couple years.. Never have kicked the shit out of anyone yet though. I should.. Maybe it will release some stress. But I'm afraid that I will go fucking awall and severely hurt them and end up in jail.

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>faggots spending years learning complicated bullshit martial arts.
I mastered this in like 2 minutes. I just do this from the start of the round until the end and 9 times out of 10 my girlfriend gets fucking pissed off and quits.

>>603551508
>1inch punch
what about the wu shi finger hold

>>603551516
faggot

>faggots spending years learning complicated bullshit martial arts.
I mastered guns in one year, and I can shoot you from a mile away.

>>603551543
>fucking awall

WTF are you talking about nigger? Fucking a wall?

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Balljitsu

sacred school of HOKUTO

>>603551723
>2010+5
>not making sweet sweet love to a wall in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Fucking casual filth

>>603551464
Too much technics, not enough fighting.
I have never tried it but i've seen a few guys, who previously did shotokan, on my dojo.

I wish I had the chance to meet Wong Shun Leung

>>603552156
But that's an instructor issue, not an issue with the system itself.

I've met so many people who knock styles because they didn't spar enough. That's entirely up to the teacher.

>>603551723
It is slang for lose my fucking mind, go crazy and break a niggas neck lol wait.. I am already crazy.

>>603548685
Did some boxing to get more "fight ready" if it ever called for it, actually liked it, still do it, even though I'm pretty bad. I got tough chin at least.

>>603548685
>yeah! Martial arts will save me from a gunner 10 meters away from me
>oh wait
>dead parents.

>>603552348
No ninja stars? Kill yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gev01hT6rpc
Empty Force is my game, I was lucky enough to live in the town where their dojo is.

>>603549276
sure to keep you alive

>>603552311
>awall

It's AWOL(Absent without official leave) it's when you run away from the military. But yeah it's slang for going crazy.

>>603548685
Hakkoryu jujutsu and Jean Jacques Machado BJJ

>>603552311
I really hope you're not talking about AWOL, because it's not slang and that's not what it means.

>>603548685
Yellow Bambo faggots

>>603552405
Or throwing spikes and knives.

why do people dislike aikido?

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Kenpo, Shotokan, and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. Krav Maga isn't even a martial art, it's a military training program more focused on making sure IDF asshole soldiers complete an objective even if both arms have been blown off. And their gun disarming techniques have too many movements. Ridiculousness.

Tae Kwon Do master race reporting in. I dare you faggots to grab my left sleeve with your right hand, palm facing toward my face then standing completely still.

>>603552470
it's not slang. It's just proof that people are getting dumber and don't know what words mean.

>>603552429
Isn't that the guy who was up for challenges then got his ass beat badly?

I use a martial art caled hentia. It keeps me from going out into the real world and getting hurt.

>>603548685
I practice the ancient art of zucchi-su where we stealthily go around shoving zucchinis up the asses of unsuspecting foes. We also toss around slices of pickled cucumbers

>>603549875
>Tipping Intensifies

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All the martial arts training in the world won't help you from being a nonathletic, weak, beta fuck. Keep going to your karate class, like it would help you against a real man.

>>603552506

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhnvETs4F6Q

>>603552583
That's how slang works.

Muay Thai, Muay Boran, Krabi Krabong

>>603552717
No, that's how potato works.

>>603552552
What if I grab it with my left hand?

>>603552583 that's gr8 m8

>>603552679
>doing martial arts stops you from doing physical activities on the side

Thanks for the insight bro

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>>603552592
Oh no, Master Jukka Lampila is the real deal

>>603552929
https://youtu.be/t6XldR7pCFI

Kekd

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>>603552775
Never said I was a grand master, you fuckwit.

>>603548685
TKD, BJJ, Jujitsu, Boxing

>>603548685
taekowndo all through school.. haven't trained since. still know how to fight.. you'd think you'd forget but it's drilled into your brain so it's hard to forget.

carrying around a gun in public is for the weakest cunts imaginable. having them at home as a self defense option is a good idea.

Blue belt in Jiu Jitsu and two years muai thai, never competed in Kick Boxing, mostly did it for fitness.

>>603552929
https://youtu.be/gEDaCIDvj6I

Thought it was the same guy but its some other douchenozzle

Aus fag, Kempo

>>603548685
Iaido.

Kinda dull until you get into it.

>>603552505
Butt hurt military bitch is strong in this one.

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>>603549931
that's karate you idiot

>>603548685
I do aikido too good choice OP

Tae Kwon Do for about 10 years here. Just started looking into other styles. Anyone else see BJJ and Krav Maga places doing the same stuff TKD schools do with regards to the hapkido and judo?

Freestyle wrestling, nobody knows wtf to do when you have both their balls and an arm in total control.

>>603553633
Yeah baby.. You take control of those balls.

>>603553633
>not wining and dining your victim before you manhandle their ballsack

Poor form anon

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My martial arts style is the seven forty-five strike. Pic related.

>>603553620

kek...the Dane Cook of Martial Arts

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>>603553633
>master of freestyle ball tickling

>>603553759
If someone is in your house then I believe the wining and dining is already complete.

>>603553751
Sounds gay as aids but no guy risks them.

>>603552262
Yeah, I left my other karate because it was almost all pad work - hitting pads over and over. My current Shotokan instructor / sensei is focused on technique, and occasionally shows us some aikido and other things he studies. My sole reason is not self defence, but rather a mix of fitness, meditation and social. I could do more sparring, but I tend to skip the squad training sessions. I would recommend Shotokan to anyone... unless, perhaps, they're sole focus is becoming the ultimate fighting machine.

>>603549931
>>603553806
Again, faggot?

>>603554007
It was a mix of reasons for me as well, I think this goes for most. All pad work is shit thought because once it comes to actually punching something harder than a pad you're fucked.

In addition only doing sert applications really limits your creativity and thinking on the spot, its an art after all.

It needs to be a healthy balance between set applications to squeeze the movements into your head and then free sparring to learn how to actually put them to use in a more realistic setting.

>>603548685
A few years taekwondo, inconsequential dip into aikido, getting into judo and eishin-ryu iaijutsu, and yes a little Ching-ching-pow on the side.

>>603552583
You've misused proof there.

>>603548685
Tai chi and chi kung.

>>603553206

isn't that like the Dane Cook of Karate?

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Spearfighting is some fun shit, that's about as close to a martial art as I get atm. Would like to learn a Japanese swordsmanship style and then a European one though. Have no clue what to do for getting into that stuff though.

My gun is a spear though, mosin nagant+bayonet=stabBANG. Though I'm not going to put my life to chance if I ever need to defend it. AK-47 and a 40 round mag full of hurt. If I've let you get close enough to hit me I've done something wrong or I'm intentionally looking helpless while planning to stab you.

Tai Chi Chuan

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used to do capoeira in my teens and it suited me naturally, Im lean, tall, fast and bouncy.

Im now 22 and do fuck all exersize apart from stetching/couple of yoga positions and walking. My body is holding shape but my fitness is terrible and my left knee is clicking, aching and feeling off from no injury.

Id love to get back into something but Im flat poor, in a bad situation and lack the motivation I used to burn of off

>>603548815
This

>>603548685
So if someone came at you with a gun, you'd try to start a fistfight? Because that's stupid as fuck

Hapkido

Weng Chun and Xing yi Quan

>>603554827

Try this grasshopper: >>603552506
>>603552695

>>603554951
>So if someone came at you with a gun

No an amerifag, don't need to worry about guns.

>>603553206
I'd really like to know how your taekwondo will stop a man from shooting you beyond your reach. Self defense isn't about macho bullshit and anyone who believes it is deserves to get put down for their stupidity. Self defense is about survival. You do not use honor, you do not fight fair, you use the best weapon for the task. That means even if you could kill every man on the block with your pinky you still carry a weapon. You do whatever you must to get an advantage and you fight to live.

Your goal is not to win a sparring match with tyrone's hi-point, it is to survive.

Something you may want to consider, working pistol use into your martial arts training. You should benefit with a faster more precise draw at the very least.

>>603554276
Yeah, I agree.

Anyone know of Tommy Morris / Kobe Osaka International? Just looked them up again, (world karate. net) and see that their instructors cover Shitoryu, Shotokan and Shukokai (amongst others).

Zen do Kai

>>603552583
>Words
>Acronyms
Pick one. I'll concede to it being annoying as all fuck though.

>>603549096
Da man
Who is your grading sensai

Chángquán for the past 8 years

Looking for something more practical to learn that's similar

>>603548685

My dad invented a ground fighting system called Shwarma.

>>603549511
>>603549541
>>603549572
>>603549601
>>603549615
>>603549631
>>603549662
>>603549681
>not using pocket sand

>>603548685

MCMAP

>>603549165
Is probably the best but also most likely to get you arrested
Normal martial arts: block punch, kick
Krav : pick up bottle, smash, gouge out eyes

Just not my thing

>>603555713
Student of the Dale Gribble style of evasive combat?

Muay Boran 3 dan

jew-jitsu when I am being attacked I pull out my mutilated cock and complain about the holocaust
works every time

>>603549702
Worst of all karate
Long blocks that don't cover fave
Too wide stance
Telegraph attacks
Lame kata

I bet you are a student and this is the first style of karate you tried

(first one I tried too, realised how bad it was once I tried more, always try more)

>>603555769
Krav is all about slapping someone's groin then running away with their shekels

>>603555907
Liar, jew-jitsu is all about getting the most back from taxes and milking all sides dry in lawsuits.

>>603548815
crab manga?

Hapkido

>>603550601
Lol I have done it to, but it's a sport first
Sorry but it's venerable to sweeping and once you have a dead leg you are useless

>>603548685

MMA and Bujinkan. Also, have done Judo, Jiu Jitsu, Thai- and kickboxing, and pukulan, plus for work I had defense and detaining training.

>>603548685
used to do savate, but i don't have time anymore

>>603548685
>>>/asp/

Boxing+Judo masterrace reporting in

>>603548685
freerunning and voice acting

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>>603555555

>>603552695


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There was a "is krav maga legitimate?" Thread just now, but it dissappeared. I posted what little I could offer, but it was already gone. Maybe one of you fags finds this useful.

Is it effective? It can be.

Thing is we focus on these styles because they have names, but one krav maga teacher will be closer to sambo teacher and the other will be more like a mcdojo teacher.

Since martial arts are learnrd from teacher to student the quality and work ethic of your teacher matters much more than the specific style.

I like and dislike krav maga at the same time. On the one hand it generally has the most modern training excercises and thismeans you'll learn faster. Also contrary to many traditionalist approaches it prepares its practicioners at least somewhat for the unpredictability sponteneity and confusion that is inherent to violence.
But on the other hand it has the jewish philosophy of "if someone throws a rock, fire a nuke". It is a destructive and possibly self-destructive philosophy.

I've taken a first lesson of krav maga at different places and each time they threw around phrases like "kill kill kill" and "just keep demolishing". I was holding back each time, because I did not want to injure a training partner.

But therein lies the great dilemma of martial arts training. You always train to hold back either speed, or strength or aim bad on purpose. If you don't, you'll injure your partner.

You can wear padding of course, but that too trains weird incorrect instincts and doesn't really prevent concussions or broken bones.

Truth is, nothing can really prepare you for violence, but doing something is always better than nothing.

Possibly the best thing to train is learning to break being frozen when you're surprised. In real life situations, that's your biggest disadvantage.

>>603556295
I'm not sure what you're trying to say

>>603551186
Master Wings video response to sexy times is awesome! I wanna see master Wong fight Chosen Ninja. I also want to pick up an 8ball of coke and see how many bookers me and master Wong can make tap out via spitroasting and DPing. Back to back to back. But that's neither here nor there. Isshin Ryu faggot here.

>>603548685
Gun fu.
It involves me pointing my gun and pulling a trigger.
I'm good enough I can hit people couple hundred yards away if needed.
Obviously got a black belt in it.
It's where I keep my spare mags.

>>603555947
I guess the most violent person wins in a real fight
I'm not willing to gouge people, does that make me weaker?
Definitely makes me less likely to win

Krav maga is a lot of improvisation with your local surroundings (the one thing most martial arts lack)

Eg let me grapple you in this bar with no space

>>603548685
I did aikido for a couple of years before university. I tried karate before that, but it didn't flow with me.
> OP's picture related

>>603554827
Capoeira is bad for your knees because of all the cocorinhas and negativas.

But one of the best to learn misdirection and improvising for fights. Especially if you also train angola.

>>603548685

I trained in Ninjitsu for 12 years under Ashida Kim.

>>603556634
Also why taikwondo (and shotacon) is useless anywhere with limited space

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Been training BJJ for 4.5 years, 4 stripe blue belt.

>>603549096
> gojo
> gojo
> jo
you faggot

>>603556696
I hope he was arrested, sounds very perverted

>>603549875
Lol beta af

>>603556862
Gojew

>>603556634
If it comes down to it I wouldn't hesitate to punch someone's throat or a steroike to the eyes. Wouldn't be my first move though.

>>603549875
>Overweight vrigin detected

I do Judo. Mostly for fun though

>>603556416

Actually, I found a way to prepare yourself for it. And I know it works because I am a bouncer and I encounter real violence quite often.

You need to pick a martial art that suits you. For me, it's bujinkan. It can be Krav, it can be wing chung, it can be aikido for all I care. Train on technique, train whatever they tell you to train, get your moves burned into your muscle-memory.

Then go do MMA. Not just training, do amateur matches. It will be one on one and there will be regulations, but it resembles actual violence rather well. And the fear you feel when a muscular, tattoed man is trying to bash your skull in is just about the same in the cage or on the street.

Now, when you encounter real violence, you'll have the mental and physical capability to not panic and take some punishment from the MMA you've done. And the other martial art, the one that suits you, will help you in the actual fight. Not that things will work like they do in the dojo, far from it. But the sidestepping, the instinctual blocking, the pressure points, every once in a while your body will notice an opening and take advantage. Shit works.

Protip: If you can find a couple of willing partners and some of those big kicking pads that kind of look like shields, have five or six men rush at you and try to work you to the ground with those pads. All you need to do is let them corner you and then try to escape. That will give you a feeling of what it is really like to be ganged up on.

>>603557066
But actually we would hesitate
And if you don't you are likely a psychopath
I want to defend myself, not kill a person

If you are skilled you can do one without having other

Jeet Kune Do here, originally started with taekwondo, abandoned it for the more practical kendo, then abandoned the traditional schooling system of martial arts to practice judo with my friend, after he moved away I took up practicing Aikido with a small group of friends

Eventually I learned of Jeet Kune Do, which is essentially what I had been doing for the last few years.

Currently interested in trying out this Wing Chun school not far from me, I hear its pretty good.

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>martial arts
>guns
>not at least trying to master both
>afraid of the greatest nuance in combat history
Kek

>>603557222
This guy gets it.

>>603555176
Lol
>implying there is no gun crime in your country
Nigger you live in Antartica amongst the penguins or some shit just happily dancing?

>>603548685
>implying dry fire practice and martial arts training need not be an essential part of everyday

>"Which mode of manual transport does /b/ do? Faggots that need an automotive to transport themselves need not apply :^)"

Judo + Boxing + BHP masterrace

>>603557222
trips tells the truth, this time for real

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>>603548685

Thai Boxing, though i'm searching for a MMA club now.

I'm also interested into iron hands and iron shirt technique.

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>>603557222
Worst dating advice ever

>>603557222
nice trips, bruh

>>603557222

I try to practice my technique all the time but I don't seem to be able to get into confrontations. I walk around mumbling "niger" around black guys buthave not been able to get into a fight.

>>603548815
Krav maga is Muat Thai's bitch of a little sister. Quit over glorifying it. Seriously.

>>603556817
Training for bjs? 12 years?
Can I get you to show me how good you are?

>>603548685
MCMAP

>>603557538

top kek

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>>603548685
pic related

Shitoryu karate

>>603548685
Shaolin-Do and a little Aikido.

>>603557806
ah very nice I practice a branch of this called Shaolin-DinDuNuffin , its a bit more advanced than your stuff so better watch out

>>603554369
>chi kung

is not a martial art you daft bugger

>>603557954
He wuz a goo' boy, he wuz a shaolin dindunuffin monk.

99% of martial art's faggots will never use it in an actual fight.

Which is a good thing considering there are no real standard of certification in martial arts. I can go open a martial arts school tomorrow and start handing out belts or conferring whatever "status symbol" that particular weaboo exercise prefers.

Bujinkan as well

>>603556138
>>603556634

It depends on the fight. Like every sports, martial arts teach how to control your body.

The level of control and what you are willing to do with it is on you.

Switching to "kill-mode" is probably the biggest disadvantage that any martial artist can have.

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>>603557222
Sure it's a good experience.

The only ninjitsu teachers I've met alk had pretty legit fighting skills and judging from the first few bujinkan youtube vids it looks like the focus lies in very effective techniques.

I've never done matches yet, so I'm assuming you have more experience than I, but I have done 4 vs 1 excercises similar to what you describe and can attest to their effectivenes.

One question though: how many times have you faced life threatening violence?

Being a bouncer is one thing, but it's a venue you know and a time when you are prepared... Not meant as a "are you really tough?" question, but just curious... How many times have you encountered violence where death was a good possibility?

I've only encountered this three times myself and learned hugely from each, but it is still scarce preperation for a possible next time: each time was so different.

>>603558193
might as well be because you can use your chi to harm people thats the point

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>>603556678
> capoeira is bad for your knees
... then you didn't do the movements right, bro. Capoeira instructors all terrible teachers for that ...

Also: best thing to train, as some guy already said: keep calm, look for weak spot, strike than laugh and walk away.

>>603558353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oThh3_Srxtc
Is All Fair In Love And War?

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>>603558353
You need to do the same thing, that the ppl of /b/ do with women: see the other as a dead pile of meat ... no killing mode neccessary

>>603557954
>ah very nice I practice a branch of this called Shaolin-DinDuNuffin , its a bit more advanced than your stuff so better watch out
the only thing that does is it keeps cops from shooting you, and only if you are a white belt. it doesn't work if you have a black belt

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Boxing for a bit, transitioned to kick boxing, then Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Now I don't do shit because I feel like none of them help me in a practical street fight. They all embedded in my head that one on one with no low blows, eye gouging, headbutts ect. Is how a fight should be. And I realized one day at a bar that's not true. I got my fucking head smashed with a bottle from behind while fighting some asshole. Fuck that rules shit. Any martial arts out there that teach you its okay to rip a niggaz balls off their body?

>TL;dr im a faggot who wants to learn a more gruesome martial art.

>>603558354

Well, depends on how close to death is actually life-treathening. I have had it happen that a guy was so pissed off that after work I got jumped by 15 guys that he brought. I was rather sure I was going to die there. Also, I have had barstools to the back twice, which incapacitated me both times. I've been slashed at with broken bottles, street-tiles have been thrown at me and one time someone tried to run me over with a motorcycle. But in actual, "normal" fights, though I have lost some of those, I never really felt like I was in a life-threathening situation.

>>603548685

MCMAP

"One Mind, Any Weapon"

>>603557612

> HAHAHA IT HAS BJ IN IT

Isn't there a monster truck event or duck dynasty marathon you should be watching?

>>603554518
This is some high tier cringe bait.
>I'm intentionally looking helpless while planning to stab you
>mosin nagant+bayonet=stabBANG
>four foot rifle+6-12 blade
>I'm intentionally looking helpless

You gonna hide that up your ass kido?
Also, Mosin-Nagant's are as in all things russian built, of the absolute shittiest quality. Get a real rifle.

>>603558403
No it's the other way around: capoeira isn't bad for your knees when your teacher is smart enough to update techniques in regards to physiological knowledge.

You go to brazil, sao paulo & salvador and you watch them do a negativa that clearly puts up to 90% of body weight on a fully flexed knee. I was lucky to have learned to have learned to put more weight on the hand, which was more common amongst salvador angola groups, but still less than 50% of what I saw.

Judo, Karatedo, Kobudo, and Aikido

>>603556783
Taekwondo. And youre wrong

>>603548685
I have spent 7000 years mastering the arts of Shop-At and Post-On

>>603559256

HaHa... the dane cook of martial arts

>>603548685
I practice a combination of Kung Fu and Sweatin' To The Oldies. Apparently I'm some sort of death machine.

Taekwondo. 8 months away from black belt. Unfortunately the instructor has moved to an organisation that is very new an independent, meaning rather than go to a board of 3 judges for gradings, he passes and fails his own students. He's never failed anyone, although he does also decide who is allowed to attempt to grade in the first place. He allows some atrocious members to grade. I wouldn't even be talking myself up by saying I'm easily one of the best in my club, its simply testament to the poor quality of the members. However I mostly self study the encyclopaedia (it's 15 volumes, plenty of detail) and learn correct angles etcetera.
More on topic - a martial art will never be used to perfectly defend yourself like how the moves are written in, for example, the encyclopaedia. However it does two very useful things in a confrontation.
1) Muscle memory (we strike pads at full power, or bags) allow for less thinking about what one should do
2) Confidence. Even just the thought that you know what you're doing, even if you don't really, will make it easier to defend with more confidence.
3) Fitness. Small point but valid.
4) Although you do not fully execute the stances, and to some extent the moves (as you would in training), they give a good base for what to do and where to aim when fighting.

>>603559581

You've waster your time. You don't need to learn a martial are if you only fight women and small children.

>greentext greentext greentext what bitch

>>603548685

Bukkake pro checking in

>>603551576
>my girlfriend
>my
>quints

Only dreams now anon. It's time to give up.

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>>603558919
16 guys total? Want to tell the full story?

traditional judo

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>>603548685
>goes into panther stance
>gets shot
>tits unrelated

>>603548685
bjj and kickboxing / mma

the only thing that works in real situations, dont get fooled by all those retarded choreographed dumb "self defence" martial arts there are out there to get your money

>>603548685
non yet

been to Aikido once and it was quite good, the teacher also put some general health fitness in the warm up and er.. cool down? (well the counterpart of the warm up at the end of the session). which was really nice.

I went for Aikido because I'm not interested in tournaments and shit, I just want to defend myself and was looking for something that is not regulated in regards to make controlled competitive events saver.

Well since I liked Aikido I would probably go for that, but I'm open to advice what else to try.
Would it be a good idea to do say Aikido and Krav and then just use whatever moves happen to come in handy in a fight?

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>>603559186
That's my point, bro. Also: capoeira culture in salvador does clearly not integrate physiological knowledge. Especially in Angola, because of the traditionalist view ... Though there were efforts made stateswise that nobody should be allowed teaching capoeira who is not certified in some way (which would be terrible).

Tai chi. Che gung

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>>603560213
BJJ / MMA and especially kickboxing are trying to meet expectations of how a fight should like like ... whereas a good self defense class does not fucking care. In terms of fitness and such the former are good, but if it comes to survival in a quick hand to hand situation ... no. Especially if there are more than two ppl involved.

>>603549144
This scene is so cool...'what is your stile?"
Bruce:"the art of fighting without fighting"

but on topic, i don't do martial arts, but am thinking about starting. What is effective and realistic?

>>603559129
Nugget's in the same break glass in case of tyrone case as the AK, if I have to grab one right now either one goes. Also, it's not a blade. Think of it as a really big nasty screwdriver attached to a club/boat oar that happens to also be a gun. They may not be the best rifles in the universe but they work and will kill your ass just as dead as any other.

Looking helpless is when unarmed or cant safely draw ye olde gun. Lure the opponent in and give him a false sense of security before revealing you're not actually helpless.

>>603548685
Judo. Own a gun as well because I'm not retarded. Your not fucking neo. If a nigger is coming at you with a firearm or running away the sensible and reliable thing is to shoot