ITT: The best of /b/
Make me giggle
>>603540872
Walter Jr 1 second ago
+FinnyIicious Wow it sure is Tumblr/SJW in here, keep drinking the water sheep. This video has too much truth, but yet you fucks want to be hipsters about it, news flash no one gives a single fuck. Also do you even know what examples are or are you just that autistic? So if you were to write an essay you would only elaborate on one example? Man what grade are you in right now? If this is a troll post you have successfully trolled me, because I can't take you faggot ass SJW Tumblurina hipster liberal faggots (m'lady :^) ). You are worth nothing, and in the next second the same amount, no one fucking likes hipsters except hipsters.
It's about the misdirection of power, please learn how to not be autistic and go to class, I'm sorry 9th grade level literary analysis is too hard for you to understand, I hope you commit Sudoku.
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>>603542630
kek
>>603543187
Thank you anon, I laughed too hard.
>>603544441
So close
Best thread in the last month is archived here...
(/b/ raiding dead peoples online obituaries - pic related)
4archive dot org/b/thread/603148404
>>603545700
>>603545700
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>>603545700
..
>>603545973
>>603545954
>>603545920
I don't get it
>>603546187
They were posted here
http://www.crottyfh.com/obituaries/Patrick-Magsig/
>>603546326
Yeah but why is it funny, I don't get it
>>603545700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAgEMVzLET0
>>603546442
He was a preacher. You never watched hercules?
>>603546326
Ahh you beat me nigga
>>603546632
>You never watched hercules?
Not really, no
>>603546579
My nigga.
Thread was gold.
Anyone got the 'be there or be square bear' pic?
>>603546723
Well it's pretty much sung to this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRCteeZTrjE
>>603546907
ok
>>603542630
That is not even that bad imo. He didnt seem to derive any sexual pleasure from it and his mom didnt make him wear it for sexual purposes either. Still fucked up though.
>>603544769
I wish shit like this still happened.
anyone still lurking?
>>603548015
Yes
>>603548015
keep posting sunny d
>>603548015
Yep
>>603545661
didn't they make a movie about this?
Antfarm Dickhole
>>603548338
maybe
>>603548338
yes
some of these aren't from /b/ but oh well
does anybody have the pic of the guy who found that weird creature on google maps?
>>603541555
lold
>>603548015
ya
>>603548532
Yes
>>603547280
>>603541555
tfw you realize your not alone in this world of ideas
>>603545700
long live eugene.....
>>603549766
noice
>>603543187
In all retrospect. the 'Fire a bow" was used correctly.
>>603549834
does anyone else fap with a thumbs up motion like while you're fucking your hand you look at it and think "right on brother!"
>>603548803
Lost so hard
>>603550142
I don't, but the mental image is making me laugh like hell
>>603550142
I lol'd
420ausblaze here!
>>603545700
i was in the 2nd thread. did anything ever come out of this. i remember screen capping when the priests family took his page down. anything else?
>>603550613
>>603550740
Not that I've seen, the priest's page is open again now. kek.
>>603550960
i fucking knew /fit/ had to somehow be responsible for that god damn banana
>>603550944
yeah i just saw that. looks like all the funny comments are deleted and only the legit ones are there
>>603550889
>>603550960
>>603551047
kek
>>603550550
Why I lol'd at this?
>>603551481
>>603551597
Fuck...lol'd harder
And that's it for me tonight. I wish you all a wonderful weekend.
>>603551349
It's too bad this only stopped with the Bible. Shit would have got a lot more interesting if he continued on with the Koran.
>>603551597
this looks like an interesting thread...
thank you /b/ros, i needed this
>>603551778
>>603551597
8/10
Fucking feminism everywhere.
>>603542630
>so satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper
>>603551192
oh my Gosh! where my sides now?!
>>603552250
>>603552031
>best of /b/
>post shit from facebook.
Btw, the cringest part is "I happen to be a nurse".
I'm a nurse too and I hate this fat-chicks who can't stand for more than 1 hour.
>>603552031
epic
>>603552250
I feel like tumblr is exactly like 4chan for women.
>>603550277
Top kek
>>603552031
This one is so fucking juicy. Retarded female logic in its optima forma.
>>603552853
Not a fucking shitty ylyl thread.
>>603552423
>not suiciding with a fully loading magazine
S.D.
Requesting the story of the anon with "boner hider system"
Plz
>>603547666
>666 well mister santa i keked
>>603553164
>ISHYGDDT
>I shiggy diggy do
>shiggy diggy
>shig dig
>S.D.
You are part of the future.
>>603553274
>be anon at party
>make out with girl
>go upstairs
>take pants off
>she sees my boner hiding apparatus
>laugh, run downstairs, tell everyone
>highschool ruined
>"boner hiding apparatus"
>wat
>it's a string tied from my dick to a tampon in my anus that prevents my dick from getting up if I get an erection
>>603545684
Rule 35 covers Rule 34. If it doesn't exist, it soon will.
>>603553568
Great job, everyone is very proud of you.
it really isn't that bad
>>603553130
I don't get it
>>603553998
haha you made that shit? pics or it didn't happen
>>603554240
I did not get it either...
>>603554277
dont knock it till you've tryed it
>>603553998
I cant see st8 right now
>>603554703
Must b the diabeetes
>>603553749
Being able to write down greentexts by memory from just a hint just remind me that I spent way too much time here
>>603546737
i need sauce pn the pink
>>603543187
kek
>>603553274
>>603553568
Nice job anon
/r/ing real one now
>>603555819
I came here to laugh, not to feel.
>>603556029
>05:06
tfw after listening to mootles ramble for 7 and a half hour the faggot mocks you for being "a degenerate no lifer"
fucking moot
>>603553130
>>603554240
>>603554286
It's an "OP is a faggot" thing.
>>603555657
>>603553568
Thank you based anons
>>603556391
>implying you arent a degenerate no lifer
Get over yourself, faggot, show some fucking respect.
>>603556467
>>603554240
>>603554286
It is for demonstrating that YLYL thread starters are huge gaylords.
Not OPs in general
>>603556653
What about he shows some respect to his audience?
>>603556729
How about you earn some? We've been nothing but trouble for moot since he made this shithole, but still he kept it running so you could come here and flap the pussy lips on your face about shit no one else would listen to.
>>603557027
You idiot. Do you actually think that people that listened to him for that long are the kind of that would make this website shit and post illegal stuff for moot to deal with ?
>>603557383
prolly
>>603557383
Yes.
Source: me
>>603543187
oh god my sides
>>603557383
Stop taking this so seriously, ocf he wasn't serious
he made the 8 hours qa in the first fucking place.what does that make him ?
>>603558083
No, I want him to take it fucking seriously. This nigger wants to come here and talk shit about the person who made the site so he could come here and talk shit about him. What a fucking asshat.
>>603553447
Really weak
>>603558262
Calm down mate, I think moot did what he could to keep the site alive, and well. He didn't do a great job since it's quality decreased a lot but the site's still there and I'm grateful. I just think that that particular invective was uncalled for and rude.
but maybe >>603558083 is right and he wasn't serious but even though, that was assholish considering how many people stood and listened t it until the end.
this thread is getting boring
really boring
>>603558818
>>603558846
your mom was boring, really boring
>>603558818
>>603558846
Fuck off to another thread and make your awe-inspiring contribution there instead.
>>603547018
Dont get it, i. Dont speak nazi
>>603540872
That retarded post should never be posted again. How do you even access your time machine during a porn scene? Do you faggots even think?
>>603558981
>dont speak nazi
What are you even doing here?
>>603559019
>Do you faggots even think?
Nope. I come here specifically to not think.
>>603559183
I needed that. He's such a cutie.
>>603550522
Faggot
Fargoth
>>603545684
Holy fuck
>>603545870
further story on this?
>>603553580
>McDonalds for breakfast isn't a condition, dear
Fuck old people have the best burns ready sometimes. Not all old people, but there are some. The ones with that little twinkle in their eye. The ones who know you can't say shit back, because they're old and fragile.