Celebs with disappointing tits.
>>603536710
seriously like wtf biggest disappointment ever
>>603536870
Not that disappointing but not what I wanted/expected.
>>603536870
Who's that?
>>603537234
Clara from doctor who
When teri hatchers boobs surfaced I'm sure there were a lot of other disappointed teens that watch the Lois and clark series
You know she has some saggers or some weird shaped nips. She hid them like it they were the holy grail. Now that she got knocked up by Kelso you know they got stretch marks and blue thunderbolts that would make Oscar the Grouch ralph.
>>603537534
She hid them? Fucking was proud to show them in forgetting sarah marshal
>>603536710
This thread again?
>>603536870
Hers aren't bad at all.
>>603537709
The picture in FSM is actually photoshopped. It's not her tits.
>>603537709
Derp. That picture was a known shop. Could you BE more new?
Here is another broad who has hid them the same as above. Though she probably has much better ones because she hasn't shitted out a Kelso hellspawn.
>ScarJo?
>>603537709
Body double nigga.
>>603537801
Yeah. It's hard to tell from that angle. They are big and they have awesome nipples so I'll give her that.
Same with this girl. They aren't bad, but man was everyone expecting better. Too bad she either got a breast reduction or had her implants removed. Fucking BS either way.
>>603538086
She just lost weight. If surgery was involved, they'd at least make them the same size ,don't you think?
>>603536841
Nothing wrong with that...
Small, but not that much sag, think you need to lower your expectations!
>>603538086
>>603538051
>>603537311
>>603536870
>>603536841
>>603536710
Yeah, saggers are gross.
I can't believe Scarlett's are so... ordinary. What happened to THESE?
>>603536870
>>603536710
ya....
>>603537953
>>603536710
Those tits are perfectly fine. Fuck off
>>603538748
nah, britta for the win. actually the reverse, was pleasantly surprised
>>603539121
lol no they're saggy as fuck and probably feel like they're filled with cottage cheese
>>603539065
>>603538748
You two are insane. Benz in particular is just flawless.
>>603538748
I'd still hit it
>>603540130
>Benz in particular is just flawless.
Got pics to prove it? Don't get me wrong. I think she is one of the foxiest looking ladies, but those wonky tits disappoint.
>>603540311
couldn't disagree more, why are they disappointing?
>>603536841
Her baby daddy would rather an hero than keep sucking on these
>>603540486
You see how the nipples are pointing away from the body? Thats why.
The whole breasts need to fill the flat area between them better.
They have decent sag, and have a good size but the things i mention still stand.
>>603540365
Wonky? She's just leaning.
>>603539227
are you stupid?
>>603538536
>>603538086
wtf did she cut her boobs off or something? where are her boobs?
>>603540727
she got a reduction
>>603537300
Holee shit are you srs? What's this from? A movie or something? After wanting to see her tits forever I can say I'm not impressed. Am disappoint.
>check'd
>>603540834
Did she seriously? And she NEVER shared her original funbags with the world?
Fucking crime. She should be prosecuted.
>>603540642
wonky because there is a large flat gap between them and the areolas are huge compared to the tit size.
>>603538086
>>603540642
Sup Grade A 100% Awesome Titties
>>603540834
That was a terrible thing to do
>>603541000
That flat gap is fine when the tits are perky. When they're saggers like Dormer or Hatcher, thats when you've got a titty problem.
>>603540591
I guess you have a point for yourself, I see where your coming from,
but I still have to disagree, maybe just a preference thing
>>603541174
I love the nature of /b/, we even have breast masters here.
ITT: Mad pedo fags who like tiny shitty titties
>>603541021
speaking of a broad who doesnt have disappointing tits. . .
>>603541174
I agree, but STILL they disappoint. Not as much as those you mentioned but still. . . They do not match the rest of her body, so they disappoint.
>>603541323
Yes. OP here. I do consider myself a discerning breast connoisseur :)
Here is another easy mark for shit tits.
>>603541455
Look at the fucking FLAB on the leftie... She isn't running is she? The hell
>>603541382
Nope. Just not saggy socks of porridge.
>>603539923
perma virgin
>>603536710
Exactly as I pictured them, matches her head
>>603541382
Just proves you've never seen a pair of good tits before, faggot.
>mfw no ones posted Cameron Diaz yet
What's more impressive, pulling Excalibur from its stone or being able to tittyfuck Cameron Diaz?
You mean... Celebs that havent got boobjobs....
>>603538748
These tits are perfect for me.
You mean... Celebs that havent got boobjobs....
OC...
You mean boobies aint for sale...
>>603540486
I agree with you for the most part but he probably finds them disappointing because compared to the rest of her....man. That face...those feet...that ass...that body in fucking general nigga...and then you get to the tits and it's just like ehhh. Not bad just completely lackluster compared to the rest of her body. I still wouldn't pull out though.
>>603536710
How? Why? Her tits are decent, same as above applies because I enjoyed finally seeing her tits in Tudors.
So dissapointed that celebrities are real people... stupid thread. Our brains have been programmed by porn and photoshop now. All guys have to have 10 inch cock and woman perfectly round small nipped high set knockers. Internets...
>>603542990
of a celeb?
>>603543092
i feels you mah nigga
>>603542990
who's that?
Gloria Guida had the best tits ever when I was young
>>603543074
no. just no. you can be a fucking faggot and I'd be completely fine with it. but what's with all these fags forcing their shit memes all across the board the last couple of years?
and he's pretty ugly imo, there are some decent traps out there
>>603538051
Would've fapped to her that movie but it was so wierd. It was just a huge boner killer.
no one saw it coming? yeah right...
>>603543586
Not that faggot you replied too but young Bailey was fucking GOAT. His/Her/It/Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit's pics are probably the best thing about it to be honest, because it's L I T E R A L L Y impossible to fap to those shitty videos with that faggot ass boyfriend. I don't think porn has ever disappointed so hard before. The only thing I can compare to how shitty Bailey Jay's porn is, is the fact that that bald white faggot ass fuccboi is the only one that fucks in Trap/Shemale porn. Over 7 billion motherfuckers on the planet and they only person they could get to fuck these traps are this Lex Luthor from Smallville looking ass nigga? Incredible.
>>603544459
She's actually got perfectly good tits. The problem with her is the rest of her.
If she'd revealed those babies looking like she did in Hannah Montana, everyone would have been very happy.
>>603544876
This man speaks the truth. They aren't big and spectacular, but they aren't small. They are perky, a regular size with a nice nipple to areola ratio. They are default "tits"
Now that along on a nice looking girl like pre-crisis hannah montana would be spectacular
>>603544876
>>603545093
if she would have busted out the fun bags looking like hannah montana still the fucking internet would have broken and semen would have filled the streets. hospitals full from dehydration and exhaustion related injuries.
>>603545286
dont forget the grade 3 burns on hands/nobs
>>603545093
Well observed sir. They are indeed "default tits". This is the absolute bare minimum you should expect from tits.
If you're looking at Natalie Dormer-style porridge socks, you're looking at bad tits.
Add some size and the acceptability of the sag increases, but not exponentially.
>>603537534
there's got to be something wierd about a person willing to date that Home Alone kid for 8 years
You boys need to learn most tits are not large, full, evenly shaped and perfect. Most tits are small, lopsided, floppy, droopy, saddlebaggy, pancakey, wall-eyed and or uneven. And even if they are perfect, that shit lasts for a few years til a lady hits her late 20 or early 30s, then all bets are off.
>>603545739
Damn right. I've always thought that too.
She was an immigrant to this country and all but she was never poor. She was always hot and famous. There is something off about her.
Here is another one I can't believe hasn't been posted.
>>603545848
>implying we all don't know this
>implying we still can't pass judgement and have top tier discerning taste for fine tits
>implying we can't say otherwise fine 100% prime A grade slam-pieces could have disappointing tits
>>603546302
>she got dem angry titties
>cannot unsee
>>603545848
there's a reason we like young girls, female-anon. sorry bout your luck
Mfw I'm jacking it to all these picks.
>mfw I have no face
>>603546302
Oh lawd.
I mean, I assumed once you got past the man face you were left with a half decent looking body but noooope.
Oh yeah, Sarah Silverman too.
Why do all these people wait too long before showing off the goods? Is it because when they're young and in their physical prime they're getting attention anyway so they don't feel they have to, but once they get a bit older they try to have one last go at getting attention by getting their tits out like everyone always wanted, before realising it was too late?
Yes, that's exactly what it is. Forget I asked.
>>603540591
>tfw your nipples don't point towards your body
>tfw your nipples aren't inside out
>tfw not a weird mutant
>>603546549
Funny, I like Ms Weaver in Aliens very much. I thought she was a great character. She was an able bodied female, without the femmo bullshit.
I never saw her as anything sexual. Not even in Ghostbusters. I'm surprised she even tried..
>>603547013
those tits don't look so bad in that pic, but they look like they are heading south quick. i bet they are at her knees by now
>>603546923
You know if you flick around inies they become outies.
>>603536710
The virginity is strong with this thread.
Am I crazy or are we having the exact same thread with the exact same pics every day? Like literally in the exact same order too.
>>603541716
That scene was fucking perfect. Best ass, tits, everything about her.
>>603546549
she a fuckin rectangle man
>>603547261
aint that the truth brotha
>>603547836
This. Love her ass.
>>603548042
>>603547401
Everything about this bitch grosses me out. Not just her shitty body, but also her terrible show and awful "writing".
>>603548042
>>603548126
Best tits of the past decade, man.
>>603548126
those are some nice tits. lucky son of a bitch actor prolly got a woody just being near them
>>603548042
>>603548126
This topic is about shit tits! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>603548278
And I waited years to see those puppies too. First saw her in Percy Jackson then some horror movie.
>>603548286
>lucky son of a bitch actor prolly got a woody just being near them
>woody
Kek'd.
>>603548286
I would've cum in my pants and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
>>603548126
Man, Woody Harrelson got to shove his face in to that crack.
>>603540130
Her in Club Dread...drool
>>603548388
This thread is about disappointment. No one is disappointed to hear that the chin sisters have ugly tits
>>603537534
All i have is this but no tits
>>603548042
ass is flat as fuck, but the tits are great
>>603547013
I don't think her tits and body look awesome . I definitely would...
>>603548994
she's got a lovely ass.
>>603548994
Bullshit. That's a perfectly acceptable white girl ass.
Gomez. I just expected more even and bigger
>>603547176
Doesn't even matter to me, I would still wreck her.
>>603538086
What movie is this?
Someone post Mira Sorvino's tits from that Marilyn Monroe HBO movie from the 90s. What a huge disappointment that was.
>>603538748
gr8 b8 fagg8t
>>603549403
Someone already did ITT
>>603549398
Under the skin
>>603546549
I'd fuck her despite her body
>>603549398
'Under the Skin'. Great flick. Really odd and unsettling. Should be up on Amazon Prime.
>>603542937
>celeb
good one
>>603549087
>>603549107
just by looking at that frame where the ass is facing the camera could you tell it's not a man's ass? because that's what it looks like.
>no hips
>no buns
>>603548126
>>603536710
>disappointing tits
Those tits are fine, your expectations are just ridiculous due to watching porn
That is what real women look like without clothes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
>>603549403
>>603549474
My bad. That was last night. I know what you mean though. Ashley Judd pulled through.
>>603549552
>is so addicted to porn he doesn't even recognize a lovely white girl butt
Not every woman needs a Kim Kardashian sized ass.
All these faggots posting perfectly fine examples of mammories because they want silicon injected hot air balloons.
You're all disgusting and have never seen a real woman nude in your life.
>>603549640
Word.
>>603538748
Nah. I wish they were a bit bigger, but there's nothing fundamentally wrong with them.
>>603549739
Truth.
Kim Kardashian is disgusting. not just because she's armenian and that entire race is a blight. It's a shame the Turks didn't wipe them out.
Would bang, tho.
>>603549797
jeez it is just impossible to tell when a girl is posting here. can't tell at all
>>603546696
disappointing my ass. those perky handfuls are perfect!
>>603536710
who is dis?
>>603550022
I like her tits more than her ass. Kim's got a nice pair of big naturals.
Also nice triple dubs.
>>603541578
Hahahaahaha they look so sad
>>603537311
I was one of those teens, I tried to fap hard to it but just couldn't
>>603549797
Damn bitch, you're welcome to talk about titty here. You can even post pics of yours. But if you're just gonna sit there and be a cunt you should fuck off.
>>603549739
sure not every woman needs one, but i like to fuck those that do. pic related.
is comparing a flat ass to a big ass somehow meant to back up your point / prove me wrong? stay mad
>>603550022
mfw I fucked around and got a triple double.
wu about those /b/ros?
>>603536710
The problem here is you expect everyone to be running around with pornstar tits when they're simply not natural.
>>603550553
If you a doubles muthafucka go to church.
If you a triples muthafucka do yo dirt.
If you a quads muthafucka put in work.
If you a septuplets muthafucka go berzerk.
>>603550469
That's your personal taste. It doesn't negate ass quality.
>>603550667
every pair of tits i've seen in person were better then hers, so i don't know what you are talking about
>>603550667
Bitches get all mad cause they have lopsided tits. Yet they get to expect all dudes to have 11" dicks.
You're really advancing the cause of feminism, sweetheart.
>>603550657
wrong thread
>>603539121
Beta fag haha
>>603550657
She has nice tits, but her nipples are so tiny.
>>603543639
I'd be pissed if I was her.
>Born with decent face
>Decent hips
>Nice legs
>Pretty hair
>Flat tummy
>GOOD FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY TITS
>>603538086
>>603538051
I think the issues with ScarJo's titties were that she went from being a very curvy woman to a thin woman for that role. Quick weight loss is not kind to titties. It deflates them.
And honestly, fans of ScarJo appreciate curvy women for the most part, she should have done her nude scene at her natural weight. I like thick hips, thighs, ass, and tits.
Not to mention, she goes from blonde to a brown and gets a shitty shaggy haircut. The director really did a good job of taking all of ScarJo's selling points and ruining them before having her take her clothing off.
>>603542394
you can still have good looking tits without surgery you know. they dont have to look like shit.
>>603539923
Wow you're a fucking retard.
>>603550657
>>603542937
why is she n1? shes not even for top100...
>>603547401
>that fat and still no boobs
Sad
>>603551195
she just has thick hips
>>603540591
u are retarded, nipples ALWAYS point away from he body u autistic fuck
>>603551100
If you watch the movie it kinda fits, her having slightly saggy tits. The aesthetic of her body having recently lost wait. The loose skin, if you will. Won't get into more - almost in spoiler country...
>>603543639
These win worst in thread, easily. Is this Mira Sorvino? How is that even possible?
>>603550869
hes talking of ugly ass tits
>>603551280
Yeah it's called fat
People aren't fat because they have big bones or a big skeleton. People are fat because there's a layer of fat around the skeleton
>>603551280
thick with fat
>>603537534
They look awesome there
>>603547401
>"SHE'S EMPOWERED"
>"SHE'S BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY SHE IS, DON'T BODY SHAME YOU CIS SCUM"
Meanwhile pic related -
>"EWW GROSS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO TO THE GYM"
>>603551290
you cant understand what he's trying to say, yet you call him both retarded and autistic? oh the irony
Kate Upton. Fat womans tits.
>>603547401
i'd drown myself in that ass.
>>603551469
her hips are literally of a wide angle you virgin
>>603551799
Fat woman's everything.
>>603550893
>Yet they get to expect all dudes to have 11" dicks.
In what world do you live retard?
>>603551799
add the fact her (severe lack of) hips make her look like a fridge
>>603537311
me, she was so cute when younger, she wait to much.
>>603551815
>her fat is made of a fat fat you fat
>>603538691
Underrated post
>>603551366
maria bello bro
>>603551881
4chan clearly
>prolly thinks black men is tekkin white mens wimminz too
>>603538051
9/10 cleavage
Normal saggy titties nakid
>>603552110
how are those saggy??
>>603551881
Why are all you insecure twats crashing this thread? Are you really that upset about your average tits? Don't worry ladies, even if no man will ever love you, you'll always have your dozen house cats.
>>603552110
There's nothing wrong with them, they're just disappointing like the pic of the chick in the blue crop top who goes from an easy c to an a when she takes it off.
>>603551881
this one? the one that sales for dildos over 12 inches are the highest? not that dude, but come on.
>>603552086
Thanks, someone mentioned Mira earlier and said a picture was already posted but I don't think it was. Hers are extremely disappointing too. From the picture I posted before you're expecting D'Addario tits right? WRONG NIGGA.
At the same time, not the worst in the thread.
Yeah Yeah so disgusting boobs here
>>603547401
pics of her ass?
>>603552237
damn, bras sure do magic
>>603551799>>603551806
>>603551815
>>603551852
>>603551529
Did somebody say fat?
>>603548648
>chin sisters
>>603548126
She's ugly tho.
>>603543639
Orangutannnnnggggtiddies
>>603549624
>Those tits are fine
>That is what real women look like without clothes
uhm...no!
>>603552344
>>603552303
Imagine a world in which men wore special codpieces under their clothes to fool people into thinking they had huge cocks, and then when they revealed tiny, shrivelled up penises the women had to feel like they weren't allowed to say anything and had to respect the man anyway.
>reality
HAHAHAHAHA HE HAS SUCH A SMALL COCK, HEY EVERYONE HE KNOWS, HEY ALL MY FRIENDS - HIS COCK IS SOOOOO SMALL LOLOLOLOLOL
>>603546549
No, she's gorgeous as fuck.
>>603552310
>i'd drown myself in that ass
as in willingly. learn to read.
>>603552393
No seriously, just look at that stupid face.
I just want to punch it.
>>603552468
Good joke m8
>>603551160
best girl in got
would praise r'hllor with her
>>603552517
now i kinda do too
>>603552468
but only if she keeps the clothes on. so no.
>>603552599
There you go mate, just let it all out.
>>603552344
And this kids, is a faggot.
>>603552310
Oo so sexi
Hähä
>>603536710
When did she show her tits? In clothes they look great and perky
Piss flaps m8 girl was also disappointing
>>603552447
I liked that post. That was a good post, well said anon.
>>603537709
Idiot
>>603541059
>tattoos
Degenerate
>>603543113
>So dissapointed that celebrities are real people
As if MSM and others make them out to be normal people
>See Prometheus
>"Huh, this gal looks pretty nice"
>"I wonder if she's got any nuOH GOD"
>>603553051
she popped em out in Game of Thrones like every other actress from that show. except the 4 tits i really want to see, the bastards.
>>603554012
Maisie Williams and Sophie turner?
>>603553991
Pls say it's not true
>>603553535
>hating tattoos
stop being so gay, faggot
>>603554190
They're shit generally
>>603554281
so is your opinion
>>603554476
flat is flat
>>603554476
they don't even look like they'd be good so idk how you were disappointed there buddy
>>603554144
obviously. mostly sophie turner though, i'll be on the edge of my seat with my dick out whilst watching this upcoming season.
>>603551799
Who is that other bitch in the Carl's Jr commercial?
Why isn't she more famous
Then again, Upton is doing F2P video game ads
Also Lilo crack days were not good for those usually nice bewbs
>>603554458
>>603554620
forgot pic
>>603549313
>more and bigger
you blind? you can see the bitch has no tits
>>603536710
This is a common misconception. This picture is just a really bad angle. If you watch the entire scene, you see her tits aren't nearly as awful as they look here.
>>603554668
>aye
>>603552447
>>603553182
But dicks grow within seconds
Now maybe if it was an Asian or Arab
>>603547401
who gives a fuck about Terry Schaivo's tits?
>>603553991
Looks like a castrated Adam Sandler
>>603554012
I don't remember seeing her tits for some reason
>>603554724
fake
>>603554902
Probably but not far off the mark when she was younger and unfucked.
>>603540910
quickly googled it, she got implants before she was famous.
>>603554476
Oh god, how horrible
I just thought of that retarded Dane Cook movie when that other fag Dax Shepard sounds like he's describing her tits, but really talking about her teeth
>>603537311
11 years old and got a copy of cool surface? fast forwards for a cheeky wank before anyone got back ...took it back and complained to a confused woman at the video store and then she said "sorry" for letting me rent a 18 rated film,never realised I was complaining about Teri Hatchers tits.
>>603554843
nigga you can't be srs
>>603547401
everything about her is terrible.
>>603555013
She actually has nice tits. It's the rest of her that's disappointing.