Eat it. All of it.

>>603473614
Spread on toast and eat it.

eat it all

put on dick then get dog to lick off

kick hands

Stick the tip in your ass and suck the lotion in you then fart it and put in your mouth through the nose

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Post pic of you putting the lotion in your eyes

>>603473614
Drink the entire thing film it post in your bread

Jerk off

Shit is great to jack off with stays slippery and doesn't burn if it get's in your pee hole.

Enema

>>603476199
thank mr skeltal

Check em. Drink.

>>603475425
Op here. Change of plans, re rolling is allowed, because I kinda like this

>>603475425
Reroll

>>603475425
Rollyrollo

With those bottles you can yank the nozzle right out of the top. This leaves you with a 'V' of sorts, but closer to a right angle.
When you check these trips what you're going to do is put that up your ass, skinny part of the v first.

This actually won't be that difficult, compared to removing it later, unless you can twist it around inside your asshole.

And of course, timestamp.

Empty into ass!

Masybate to gay prawns

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>>603475425
Fact : posting a pic higher your chances with trips

Eat it all

Can you use this lotion as ass lube?

In your ass. Shit it out. Use as lube. Jerk off.

>>603475425
Film it

Snort it in lines

>>603476462
need proof

>>603473614
>>603476462

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>>603475425
Hey.... check em

>>603473614
post cp

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>>603475425
Pssst ch3ck 3m

Drink half, put 1/4 IN your asshole, rub 1/8 in your hair and no showering for 3 days after, give 1/8 in a zip lock bag to a kid under 9 years old

>>603477049
this guy is kicking hands so hard

>>603475425
Holy shit reroll

>>603477122
This

>>603476737
Roll

Fuck it no one is gonna get. Fuck you op

dump it in your ass, take a pic,and put it on facebook saying its how you are once Jerome is done with you

fuck yourself

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>>603475425
Roll

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Tick tock anons, tick tock.

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>>603476677

Worth a shot

>>603476565

Rerolling since OP has now allowed it. I SUMMON TRIPS!

>>603475425
Trip on THIS

>>603473614
Don't use it as anal lube. I made that mistake once. Once.

>>603475425
ROLL

>>603477210
Yeehaw triptriptrip

apply to dry areas

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>>603473614
>Shit on your hand
>Cetaphil your shit
>Put them back in your anus
>Shit again
>Cetaphil again
>Microwave 2min
>Salt and pepper
>Eat it

Photo/video obligatory

>>603478299
Roll

>>603475425
roll

Sauté for 5 minutes medium heat then spread on toast and eat

>>603475425
reroll

Stick in pooper

>>603478577
My first ever dubs

Throw it away, in the trash.

Use as shaving cream to shave your tongue

>>603478705
Reroll

>>603478705
Roll

Kick hands.

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Cherish it

>>603478667
rolling for this

>>603478361
reroll

>>603478867
roll for this

>>603473614
put it all over your naked body and go talk to your parents naked and covered in lotion because we know you live with them

>>603478867
THIS

Mail it in a gallon size ziplock bag in a poorly wrapped package to a random address in Iran

jack off into the bottle, swirl it around, then eat it with an obligatory video

Eat it all faggot. Check em

Jerk it out.

>>603477913
Throw it away, and buy a cake and eat it like johnny cash.

>>603479112
kick hands moar

licky bum bum

THROW IT AWAY

Fill mouth with it. I mean dripping out. Take photo. Post here.

>>603479100
roll

>>603473614
Squirt it into a bowl and eat it all.

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op here. I'm gonna be home alone in about 15 minutes. So I WILL DELIVAR. I'll probably make a new thread once someone gets le trips

lube up your dick, then cut it off.

>>603473614
Put in ass and send pic to your dad

>>603475425
Roll for this

Throw it out. Then go to the store and buy some of your favorite candy to eat.

>>603473614
>>603473614
squirt that shit into every orifice you have. Ears, eyes, nostrils, mouth, ass, penis tip/vagoo

Gl op

vid/pics pl0x

>>603479377
good, well I'm rolling for this >>603479100

>>603478867
Go for reroll

shove the bottle up ya butt
also trips

>>603479519
reroll 4 dis

>>603473614
shove the whole bottle up your ass and when your family get home start pushing the handle of the container and squirting it out of your ass

>>603479446
This

>>603479554
fuck dude you were close

Call up some one and rant about how awesome this product is!

Squirt into butthole. Take video.

>>603479665
dang so close

>>603479665
>>603479554
Devil's work

>>603479665
you were close too

>>603479665
This plus send pics to your dad

cuddle with it

Squirt into dick hole.

Stomp the bottle until it breaks

>>603479739
rub it on your hands
then wash it off

>>603473614
Use it to jerk off and then send the cum shot picture to your parents

>>603473614
put some on a cactus and put it in your ass

>>603479819
Reroll

Throw it out. Order a pizza.

put it back in the cabinet and walk away from it

>video proof needed

Mix it with your cum and rub it in your eyes

ayy lmao

Pump into asshole.

put it in your urethra

>>603479948
Rollin

>>603478361
reroll

chop it up, put in a pipe and smoke it.

>>603479819
Cuddle with it, tell everyone you are dating it. If people ask if you are okay. Get mad! Tell them you are going to marry it! Take selfies with it. Put doll clothes on it. FOREVER!

>>603473614
Video yourself pouring bottle on your keyboard, then headbutt the saturated Keyboard 5X as hard as you can.

Then post the video.

>Trips Get

Rub all over your body and then fuck the bottle once it's empty

lotion all over your body and face

cum into the lotion and eat it

Use it to lube your thumb
thumb up pooped
take picture
send to your mom

Shave your legs. Then use the lotion to moisturize your smooth legs.

>>603480512
reroll

>>603473614
Catch a neighborhood pet, then massage the Cetaphil into fur.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

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Squirt into urethra

squirt it into a glass and mix it with jizz then drink it

>>603480532
Up pooper*

>>603480524
rollin for this

>>603480558
rerawl

>spread on tile floor
>throw some sunflower seeds around
>release hamster
>deliver

>>603473614
Jackoff with the Cetaphil with your non dominant hand... muahahahaha

ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

Buy a barbie from the store. Then some oreos. Eat the oreos. Throw out the lotion. Tell your family you love barbie.

>>603473614
release it back into the wild

>stick tip in dick
>empty bottle in dick
>sew head of dick closed
>let sit for 1 week
>cut off head of dick and ejaculate into cup
>drink

do nothing, go to sleep

spread it on a wall then put yourself against and wait till it dries

Rub whole bottle into armpits

>>603480678
Tiles are my fetish.
Reroll.

>>603473614
Bite off your nipples and place them in a pool of Cetaphil.

>>603480786
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY!

Send dick pic to your dad with lotion on it

put it in your urethra

Drink whole bottle through nose.

give it to your neighbour as a gift

>>603480709

ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

Make enchiladas and use it as sour cream. Then put in butt

fux with cum, feed to pet or relative. Go into room cover yourself head to toe in mixture and run around yelling. I summon the fun Lord forth from the pits of your booty hole. Long live the queen.

drink it

>>603480660
This

>>603480974
Give it to your neighbour as a gift while saying "I was watching you, last time, and thought you might need this"

masturbate

>drink
>post results when you shit it out

Drink it all, force yourself to vomit, then eat that.

>>603481111
kick hands!

>>603481003
I'm actually going to make nachos to night. ..I'll put it on them if someone gets trip with it

>>603473614
Throw away the bottle of Cetaphil, then run from your location to the West Coast, then the East Coast.

>>603481111
WINRAR

>>603481111
WINRAR

>>603480994
>ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

>>603481111
WINRAR
FUCK YES

>>603480532
rolling

>>603481221
ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ<

>>603481111
Lmaooooo

>>603481111
This is the best one

Rub on neighborhood cat. bring cat into local store and hide behind something.

>>603481111
Fucking win

CALL UP GRANDMA AND SAY!!

"IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!"Say this 55 times!

THEN TELL HER YOU ARE SENDING HER A CRATE OF LOTION!

NOW YOU BUY A CRATE OF THIS STUFF AND SEND IT TO GRANDMA!

>squirt whole bottle into nose
>vomit all over floor
>shit on floor
>create shit/vomit concoction
>lick it all up

Send it to Obama

>>603474724
Reroll

>>603481111
Laughing hard right now. First quads too.

>>603473614
Absolutely nothing.

>>603481111
Quads aren't trips!

Herro dis op derivery. Oh you say tweve botthole drive. I be there tomorrow. No egg noodle do you. Thank you.

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I'm at my neighborso but.... I said trips not quads ;)

microwave for 4min on high

Make a milkshake with at least half of it and drink the whole thing

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Stab hole in it then fuck it

>>603481705
Rerolling, then, for giving to neighbours and saying it. Pussy.

>>603481927
rall

nothing

Take acid & rub the whole bottle on your naked body

>>603473614
All in pooper

>>603473614
Chug

>>603481705
Ugh come on, rerolling for the quads post

>>603480532
Here

>>603482155
Yes

>>603481111
rerolling for this, op is a puss

Cum in shot glass and put lotion in another. Post 1 and 2 and we roll for which one you drink

>>603481705
Cut bottle in half then dip your nutsack in it. Really mash them down in there to get them completely covered then dip in flour, sugar, or catnip then let an animal play with them.
> obvious post pics time stamp etc
> check'm

Man fuck this thread

Rub it on a black man so he can temporarily experience what life is like as a Caucasian

Buttplug time. Bottle is buttplug. God speed

I use that!
fucking neat

>>603482666
WINRAR

>>603482601
Reroll

>>603482666
OP thats what you get for not respecting the quads

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>>603482666
CHECKED SATAN!!

>>603482666
Nice get man

>>603482666
Winrar!!!

>>603482807
agreed

>>603482666
Thanks Santa

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>>603482666

>>603482666
Quadfag here. I regret nothing.

>>603483305
haha, youve been disrespected though

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deliver already

Deliver OP. Don't be a faggot.

OP deliver, Satan demands it.

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And it starts

>>603483799
but tripsfag wished him godspeed, do those cancel out or something?

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>>603473614
OP DELIVER.

Maybe he's just trying to take it all in slowly enough.

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>>603481111
Fuck you /b/. Fuck you.

With or without deliver, OP is a faggot now

>>603484155
NO NIGGER YOU SAID QUADS DIDN'T WORK ONLY TRIPS DID. I HOPE YOU GET B& and then hung

>>603484155
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES.
AND SHE'S AN OLD ASS TOO.
AND THIS GUYS A NIGGER.
-Quadfag

>>603484155
Now stick it in pooper, you said quads don't count.

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Classic niggers

>>603482581
This

>>603482666
As the tripsfag, I demand you respect my unholy decision, and carry it out promptly. Pics demanded faggot

"Jizz" on someone with it.

>>603484155
Top fucking kek

>>603484155
ha! nice. op dilivaaar

was she scared?

>>603484155
no, fuck you. you said quads dont count. you dont get to pick and choose your options, trips said stick it up your pooper, so stick it up your pooper. plain and simple NIGGER

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She literally squirted it all over me and called me a "nasty pervert". Don't even know why lay to say right now

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>>603484155
Ya quads arent trips you said it yourself so fuck you

Butt chug

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>>603484879

>>603484879
no one cares op, do you still have the bottle?

SOMEONE FUCKING CAP THIS FOR ME.
Best moment of my fucking do-nothing life.

>>603481221
>ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

>>603484879
you must shove it in your butthole and take a picture
>>603482666

>>603485245
This. Someone archive this epic bread

Dishonor in your cow and your dickreceptive rectum OP

>>603484879
Now that you're lined up, ram it into rectal region. Trips demand.
-Tripsfag

drink it.

squirt and shove it in your ass

screw op that was awful

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What if I told you faggots....

>>603486464
lube anus and be penetrated by horse please

>>603486464
OH FUCKK

You have my attention

Jizz in horsedick, make him your alpha male and let him penetrate you

>>603486464
>>603486464
This is going to be a good thread ending.

>>603486464
what if you told us what.....?

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Op is faggot

>>603486464
rub a dubdub on the hoarse dik or vag

Happy ending horse fucker

>>603487514
oh fuck yeah id pay to see that

>>603487487
/b/ump

OP gonna try to put it in horse ass.
OP RIP, won't be returning to thread.

Papers will read "Young black male dies trying to have sex act with horse".

Tombstone will read "Died doing what he loved".

>>603487514
roll

>>603480994
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵘᶫᵉˢ

>>603488129

kek

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>>603486464

>>603486464
what are you going to tell me?
that you rub up on horses?

>>603488372
thats good

>>603486464
Squirt it on horse face and then lick it off.

>>603487487
The dick wouldn't be able to move in/out of ass that way.

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>>603482666
>>603482666
>>603482666