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After a night of drinking, I woke up this morning with this little
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After a night of drinking, I woke up this morning with this little fellow next to me. Not sure whether it was a drunk impulse purchase or if I stole it from somewhere, however he's mine now.
84 decides what I do with it.
69 names it.

Also anyone know where it may have come from?
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Burn it
Name it cunt lips
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Put it on a shelf as a reminder of your days of drunken fun when you are old and broken down.

Name it Terry.
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Cum on it
Name it cunt lips
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Draw a mustache on it

Name it Freddy
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>>603397492

reroll
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>>603397325
Roll for this
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>>603397210
Cunt lips
shit on it
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reroll >>603397838
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Use it as an onahole

Name it cunt lips
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Name: General Cunt Lips
draw its new name on its chest
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>>603397210
name him tuba
buy him a hat
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>>603397210
burn it
name it jew
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Cunt Lips
fuck it
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>>603397210
eat cum
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roll for this >>603397325
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>>603397557
This
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wipe your ass with it
name:Cunt Lips
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Cunt lips
keep it
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So many cunt lips
I feel like im in heaven
Name it cunt lips
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Cunt lips
Eat it
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dafuck is this bread
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CUNT LIPS
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Name it Mr. Snuggles.

Put it on your nightstand forever.
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>>603398956
this
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Cunt lips

in the pooper
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Cunt lips
insert into your anus
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Name it Kip Luntz

Attach it to your backback/briefcase/murse
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do - squeeze it real tight and fit the entire thing in your mouth

name - analgape
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Admiral Halsey

Burial at sea
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Cunt lips
>>603399097
>>603399119
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Name it Frankie Two Times

Give it to the first kid you see who looks like he could use a toy.
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>>603397492
Reroll
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name it Cunt lips
cut out a hole for your dick
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cunt lips
burn it
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Michael Stipe

Sleep with it (as in literal sleep, not fucking it) every night.
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CUNT LIPS
Tatto name on your anus
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Rolling for cunt lips
Piss on it and throw it in a group of people
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Yellowman

Use it to pick up a hot single mom by giving it to her kid.
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Cunty lip
Cut one leg off
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>>603399595
this except name it cuntlips
And tell the child the name
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>>603397210
Nigga ma Guila

Treat him like a bro
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>>603399713
roll
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>>603399543
this
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>>603399713
roll
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>>603399713

Re-roll for this one.
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>>603399713
rollin
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>>603399777
33 99 777
3+3=6 turn those 9s upside down u have 666 with trips mark of the beast NAME IT CUNT LIPS
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>>603399940
This
Must be so
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Piss Lips
Throw it outside and piss on it
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Name it LaQuan.

Take it out drinking with you.
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>>603399940
Rollin for almighty cunt lips
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>>603399466

Rollin for the REM love
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Cunt lips
Eat it
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Anne Frank
hide it in the roof
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>>603400325

Gotta reroll for that one.
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Cunt lips
Make it so
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Knob Cheese
Put on a pizza base, add cheese and tomato and bake in the oven
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>>603400325
roll
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>>603400356
rollin this
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>>603400406

No nested rerolls!

>>603400325

But I agree with your choice, reroll.
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>>603400325
god please
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Put it in a condom
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>>603400325
k this one is nice,roll
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Iggy

Do hip-hop at karaoke with it at your side.
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>>603400403
Roll.
But also eat it
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Fuck cunt lips
Anne Frank
Hide it your roof
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>>603400325

This
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>>603400325
let it be so
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Cunt lips
take it out to dinner
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>>603397210

Name it Yitzakh Goldberg
Put it in your oven
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>>603400325
kek gotta be this
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>>603399713

As it is written, so let it be done.
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>>603400804
roll
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High yellow
Run it over
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>>603400804
reroll
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>>603399713
This one
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>>603400325
They i reich This alot
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Bram Stroker

Build it a display case in the shape of a coffin and put it on your wall.
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>>603400325
Really guys
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Anne Frank
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Anne Frank
Put it in the oven
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>>603400804
This or cunt lips
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Stevie wonder.
cum on its eyes
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Anne Frank
Put it in the roof
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Draw boobs on it with sharpie and name it Brandon.

It will forever live a life of confusion, not knowing its gender. The mental torture and confusion will eventually weigh xer mind down until she breaks and jumps off the shelf.

We will all mourn.
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Name: Hitler
Draw did nothing wrong on its chest
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>>603401221
This
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Anne frank
Roof
GOTTA VOTE DAT ONE
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>>603401389
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Frank Hitler

Make it a nametag and display it prominently in your home.
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Name it: cunt Lips
cut it up and smoke every last bit
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Cunt lips
pee on it and sleep with it
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Ron
deepthroat after you've made a hole.
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Anne frank
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>>603401863
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>>603400325
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>>603401829
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jack off on it... lick it off...
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>>603401864
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>>603401863
re roll
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Maggie
Bleed on it before you fuck it.
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This is starting to get fucking ridiculous.

Name it Fucking Ridiculous

Make it your wingman next time you go out.
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>>603402234
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>>603401111
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>>603401581
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>>603400325
This
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>>603402571
>>603402486
>>603402075
>>603401989
>>603401864
this
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GOTS TO BE ANNE FRANK
IN DA ROOF YO
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>>603400325

BOOM
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>>603400325
this
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>>603400325
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69 get
>>603400325
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>>603402870
Dam son close
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>>603400325

get
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>>603402969
new name : damn son close
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>>603403049

It was probably made in China so that fits.
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>>603402969
Win : Name is DAM SON CLOSE
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>>603402969
>>603402870
So many keks
Dam son close
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Now. Let's get Dam hidden in that roof.
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>>603402969
We have a winrar, from now on he shall be called Damson Close.
Now 84 still needs to decide his fate.
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>>603403276

I'm not going to say that made me pee a little, but I'm not going to say that it didn't.
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>>603403373

Damson Close sounds like a frat boy name. Throw a kegger in his honor.
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In the roof
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>>603403485

GOD DAMMIT I TRIED DAMSON
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Shove it up yo ass
Explorer II
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>>603403485

I'll re-roll to get Damson his party.
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Dam Son close
the best name
>>603402870
>>603402969
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Throw Dam SON A PARTY
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>>603403485
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>>603397210
Cum on it with timestamp, name it fgt
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>>603403485

TOGA TOGA
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>>603403777
>>603399777
THROW THIS NIGGER A PARTTTTTYYYY
DAM SON
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>>603403485

He deserves a fucking party after all this rollin
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Dam son Close....
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Party time for dam son
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>>603403485

Damson wants to party all the time party all the time party all the tiiiiiiiime
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>>603403485

Party roll
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>>603403485
this
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PArty for dam som
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Damson party
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Ain't no party like a dam son party
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party time
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Call it with the first Facebook name of a girl you got as friend.
Cum on it and send pics to the girl with the name you gave to that thing and post screen.
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GIVE ME DAM SON PARTY
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Fiesta?
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>>603405283

JESUS CHRIST
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>>603405283
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Dam son PArty
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>>603405283
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Thats my Dam son
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>>603405283

Rooooooooooooooooooollll
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put it in your ass

captcha: orgei
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>>603405283
Epic bash.
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>>603403485
>>603404282
>>603405283
He just wants to party man :(
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>>603405736

And we're the ones who are going to get him that party.
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>>603405283
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>>603405283

Let's do this.
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Party time.
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Put it in a bowl of melted cheese and eat natchos while it bathes in the cheese
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dam son party
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Burn it
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>>603401111
checked quads
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Lmao After cunt lip / anne frank spam he was names DAM SON
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Dam. Son. Party.
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Dam son Partys
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stuff it up ur ass
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rolling for party
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DAM SON PARTYsssss
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Not just a party. The First Annual Dam son Close Party.
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break into someones house and hide it in their shower. post pics
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Can we just get 84 for the party already?
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PPPPPAAAARRRTTYYYYSSS
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>>603406671
reroll
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just leave dam son to chill he is all rolled out
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BURN THIS CUNT FOR MAKING A 200 POST ROLL DAM SON SHITS REAL
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BURN this cunt alive
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Partysssss
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Dam son came into your possession during drunken festivities so it is only right that he be honored with drunken festivities of his own.

84 get.
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>>603407140

This.
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Good Night Damson Have a nice party
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>>603407140

It is truly right and just.
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Let's get him that party.
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Put Gps tracker in side donate damson to Childrens orphanage We track dam sons movements across the globe
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>>603407786
This
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>>603407786

Dam son party. Take lots of pictures. Post a thread.
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>>603407786
Lol this idea
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>>603399777
Wrong thread!
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>>603407969
Its a winrar!
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>>603408293

Nah, we already got the name, we need 84 for the PARTY!
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>>603408363
My bad, had the numbers backwards.
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>>603408588

Ain't no thang. Also, reroll for party.
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