thats normal, this is how all circumsized penises look like.

>>603390499
Yes... You just had it done. No shit it's going to be all bloody and fucked up

absolut...everything ok ... looks great

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ye sure

>>603390499
3 months from now you'll be thankful don't worry

>>603390499
My condolences

you'll be thankfull ... and the girls too :-)

of course it's ok. what did you expect? you willingly mutilated your dick.

this is pretty much what you get

it looks like a nummified zombie dolphin

say goodbye to 50% of the sensation and hello to a lifetime of buying lube

>>603391009

>3 months from now you'll enjoy having to use lube for everything and losing feeling in your penis and getting rid of a lot of nerve endings, don't worry. On the plus side, you can justify it by saying 'I DONT GET MUH DICK CHEEZ' instead of just showering every day.

FTFY

>>603390499
what happens if you get an erection

>>603391567
>Last longer during sex
>Girls will suck this shit out of my dick

Add that

>>603390499
It looks like shit and only used goods will ever enjoy sex with you, but you made the decision yourself so it's up to your personal opinion.

>>603391687
You'll still last less than 5 minutes faggot

>>603391642
Op here, i got stitches prolly they will open up.. i dont even wanna know fml.. It hurts now

>>603391120
girls? what for? it doesnt make any difference for them you retarded virgin

what you write for a bullshit ... it was the best decision he could make

>>603390499
I bet if feels great to be a disabled male now.

>>603391982
Would be a better decision to just cut off his dick completely

>>603391687
>implying the amount of foreskin has anything to do with how long you last.

the only poeple who don't last in bed for as long as they like are virgins and hopeless excuses for a man.

>>603391687
>implying all girls enjoy cut dicks

Are you even trying

>>603391120
my god you are fucking stupid.

>Hi b, i just got circumsized does this look ok?

i've never seen anything so retarded in my entire life. you must be one of the DUMBEST motherfuckers in the entire universe.

I can't believe how fucking stupid you are.
really stupid.

It's hilarious.

I'm passing this photo on to friends and colleagues as an example of what being retarded really looks like.

I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time.

thanks, op.

>>603391687

>implying

I'm uncut and I last well over 20 minutes and every second feels fucking great. Also idk about where you're from, but in Canada chicks don't give a fuck about sucking uncut. Some of them actually prefer it because it feels a lot better and it drives us crazy. Because, you know, our sensitive dicks can still feel a tongue unlike your calloused dryhead wrinklesticks

>>603390499
do you got some stitches?

>>603391567
You fucking retard. You don't need lube for everything and your dick is not numb.

>>603392638
of course someone with a mutilated dick would say that. when we all know that you are just a clueless cunt.

>>603392638

Take it from someone that went from uncut to cut. BIG difference buddy. Huge.

congrats, you are either now not just a Amerifat or a filthy Jew, You are a disabled Amerifat, or a disabled filthy Jew!

>>603391687
AHAHAHA

ultra virgin: detected

>>603391977
>>603392404
>>603392440
>>603392538

I don't care what you think, I've been uncut before and I'm talking about my experience. You'll never know though.

>>603391687
Why do you have shit in your dick? Is that part of the operation?

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>cut masterrace
lel, have fun being mutilated

>>603393329
>I've been uncut before and I'm talking about my experience. You'll never know though.

of course they would know. all they have to do is pull their foreskin back to HAVE THE SAME EXPERIENCE.. and guess what? they can pull it back up again.

you must be:
> a retarded jew
> a retarded sand nigger
> OR JUST PLAIN OL' FUCKING RETARDED.

fuck, you're stupid.

>>603393558
>fuck, you're stupid.
Stay mad, I've have my dick sucked way more times now that I'm cut.

>>603393811
sucking your own dick doesn't count.

you = forever a virgin.

pssst! your wizard's beard is showing.

>>603393329
>you'll never know.

yes i'll never know when i last in bed as long as i want, enjoy sex a lot and i can masturbate without lube and handjobs from girls actually feel good. being uncut sucks so fucking bad you are so right.

Why the fuck would you get circumcised?

>>603394179

because op is:

> a retarded jew
> a retarded sand nigger
> an ameritard

>>603391687
>>603391977
>>603391567
Circumcised from birth fag here.

Took me an hour of straight up fucking my gf the other night to cum. Was wearing a condom, but still. I don't enjoy sex anymore. I'm so angry my mother decided to cut my nerve endings off... it's the equivalent of removing a girl's clit at birth. Fuck.

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>>603390499
You dumbass motherfucker.

>>603394403
Are you fucking retarded? of course you are cuz you're on /b/, we all are. There are no nerve endings in the extra skin they cut off. They are all in the head, so maybe you should check out your cock and make sure you still have one

>>603393811
> I've have my dick sucked way more times now that I'm cut
> Best pick up line : Hey gril, wanna see a mutilated dick ?

>>603394998
>Hey girl want to see my smelly disgusting dick?

>>603395107
Thanks I will try it, I just need not to shower for 10 days. Maybe should I wear a plastic bag around my dick when I shower ?

>>603394908
>There are no nerve endings

being this retarded in 2015... with the internet at your fingertips.

this is just hilarious.

any other wonderful facts you'd like to make up and share, SAND NIGGER?

>>603394998
>>603395107
> implying girls give a shit.

>>603395287
I think what you should do is kill yourself. I think that'd be the best option.

YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD.

AHAHAHAHAH

/OP IS NOW KNOWN AS SANDNIGGER

>>603395306
Yes, that was my point, good deduction skills

>>603395400
At least my dick hasn't be touched by a gay surgeon

>>603395555
AHAHAHAHAHA

what does that even mean?

are you even trying?!

AHAHAHAHA

stupid sand nigger.

>>603394061
>can masturbate without lube
is this really what uncut fags believe? cut dicks require lube?

I guess im not surprised that eurofags are actually that ignorant. How about stop worrying about dicks like a fag and just go get fucking laid because 90% of women dont give a shit. It's not like you put it on a fucking resume

>>603395718
/thread

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What did the guy say after he got the cheapest most inexpensive circumcision he could find?

>i feel ripped off

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>>603390499
>does this look ok

It looks injured. Ouch. Yes that's a harmed penis right there. You know, on account of all the blood and missing tip.

>>603395718
ameritards are always right!

that's why they:
> can't win wars
> can't stop terrorism
> can't run the free world
> mutilated cocks for no other purpose other than being fucking retarded

so much fail. it's delicious.

>>603395687
He probably mad :^)

>>603390499

Sorry for your loss faggot.
Enjoy your useless sausage, at least you can still pee standing up.

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>>603391980
>stitches

>>603395973
GOOD. I hope he is.. coz op is the most retarded mother fucker I have seen all week.

this thread is pure gold.

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Enjoy ripping ya stiches up
you cut faggot

>>603395718
you aren't supposed to put it on your resume?
no wonder i haven't gotten hired i put it on mine right in-between which way i put the toilet paper roll on the holder and my opinion on the 9/11 conspiracy

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>>603391980
>stitches.

>>603391981
It does make a difference because they don't have to look at, or touch your nasty extra skin havin funky looking ant eater uncircumcised wrinkly dick. I've talked to a lot of girls that say uncircumcised dicks turn them off and gross them out.

>>603390499
standard circumcised mutilated dick.

enjoy the pain, stupid emasculated fuck.

>>603394908
medfag here

anywhere there's sensation has nerve endings.

>>603391980
>Op here, i got stitches prolly they will open up

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my god... are you for real?
on a scale of retarded to fucking incredibly retarded.. how retarded are you exactly?

>>603396226
nursefag corroborating.

but that previous idiot wouldn't know, cos he no longer has a foreskin nor the nerve endings in it.

>>603390499
does it look ok to you?

gj on surgically mutilating your penis for no reason whatsoever.

All you people are giving me cancer.

>>603395942
Typical eurofag response to a logical argument, literally can NOT stop talking about cocks

>>603396436
neither do i, pretty shitty. I have restored my foreskin though, which has really made everything feel much better.

>>603396155
I meant like on the first date. You don't get to the restaurant and whip and your dick and say "is this gonna be okay for later?"

>>603396619
stupid sand nigger: detected

>>603396619
look what circumcision did to OPs cock.

does that look normal, healthy, natural or reasonable to you?

i'm sorry your penis was mutilated, and you lost all the pleasure of a foreskin, but its no reason to blame the rest of the world.

>>603396155
>>603396825

penis mutilation is wrong.

its that simple.

>>603390499
they got you, they jewed you gud goyim.

Good good, mutilate your penis goy.

>>603396908
you can't explain obvious facts to the mentally disabled. they're probably looking at this text right now and all they can see is:

> i can't believe i have a mutilated cock
> anger : rising
> gotta make up bullshit to defend my mutilated cock.

these people are incredibly retarded with iq points that are on the same level as sand.

they don't call 'em sand niggers for nothing.

>>603392538
this - minus the canada part

>>603392525
Well fucking said. OP went full retard. Never go full retard.
>"hurrrdurrrr but I wanted a mutilated penis."
Retard.

>>603397409
the retard in op is strong

>>603394908
there are nerve endings but thats not even what people are talking about. the foreskin is a protective layers which protects the tip of your dick. if the tip of your dick is constantly rubbing and the rough fabric of your underwear, it will naturally desensitize. i dont really think that would effect your orgasm though there are others things that factor in to how hard you cum

>>603390499
>cut to 2 years from now when OP realizes the kike-spiracy where they tell Goyim to mutilate their dicks because "it's healthy and looks better."

>his dick is dried out and calloused

>he has to constantly spit on his cock to simply masturbate

>spit dries his cock out more

>he sees the craters in his dickhead

>he mentally pictures the jew, rubbing his hands, laughing, spending the shekels he spent to mutilate his own cock

>"But at least I look "normal" now, right?"

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You probably got a metzitzah b'peh, too, you fucking faggot.

Kill yourself.

>>603390499
This made my dick hurt OP

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>>603390499
Oh shit, best YLYL post.

banana jpg can't do shit against you.

made me kek

I have mine circumcised and i still get dick cheese so BEAT THAT

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