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>>603388751

>>603388654
>bud light
>high life

really brah

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>>603388807

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>>603388855

>>603388827
it was from last night, we had people over and those were to play beer pong with. and the Bud light bottles are citronella candles

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>>603388703
>>603388751
>>603388807
>>603388855
>Filenames

>>603388654
>>603388703
>>603388751
>>603388807
>>603388855

I can tell your white just from these pictures

>>603388654
By the way, my day is going pretty well so far.

>>603388654
cool set up

http://old.instasync.com/rooms/v4c

coem watch some shit with bros

>>603389029
Am I? I`m not at work right now and I`m smoking weed. That's pretty niggish

>>603389171
lol nice try

>>603389191
Even further proof

>>603389191
you use a bubbler, and you drink coffee when you get high.

your are the complete opposite of nigger

>>603389246
that I'm white or black?

>>603389191
bro lets smoke. oc in a sec

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>>603389191
One of the pictures shows you in the mirror. But I guess that anon fancies himself the next Sherlock.

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>>603389304
I use papers too, I could be black

>>603388654
This looks like Florida

>>603389459
have you ever met a nigger in real life?? of course they don't use papers.

they use backwoods and roll nigger sticks

>>603389563
It is florida

>>603388654
>Gross Bong
>Gross Beer
>Bud lite (Doesn't even count as beer)
Well, my day started with a fourth of vodka, so pretty good.

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>>603388654
>>603388703
>>603388751
>>603388807

Bruh, are you me?

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>>603389372
picked off a couple grams already

>>603389589
I've seen some, but they stay on the other side of the high way and we don`t exchange pleasantries

>>603389625
alchohol is fucking stupid either way

>>603388654
Parents out of town.
Confirmed underage b&
/thread

>>603389625
I cleaned the bong, you can see in later pictures.

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>>603389681
it's deliciously sticky yo

>>603388654
How come you're still burning shit?
No like the vape?

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>>603389650
Idk, am I?

>>603389600
What part of Florida do you stay at?

>>603389779
Go back to AA

>>603389873
you vaping fagget hipsters need to choke on a cock.smoke a fucking bong like your ancestors intended

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>>603389873
I vape too, I just use it as a on the go thing more often than not.

>>603390049
go fuck yourself, you gigantic retarded cockmongler

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>>603389801
can't forget the equipment

>>603390074
lol, i have one of those too.
don't like it so much, tends to clog up.

>>603390102
you faggots and your dabs/shatter/wax OMG BEST SHIT EVER! get some fucking tar in your lungs like a fucking man

>>603390004
I hale from the 407

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>>603390074
Ma nigga

>>603390300
Well shit. Same here anon. Did you go to Edgewater or Winter Park?

>>603390171
I clean it once a week or so with my bong, that was my job for today, and it seems to work fine.

>>603390298
nice assumptions.
don't know what any of those things are.
maybe you're the faggot hipster

>>603390386
Edgewater

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>>603390137
I do enjoy me some good buds...

>>603390394
I use a much bigger rig, but it's not very portable.
I almost never have to clean that, guess I'm just used to it.

>>603390399
you call yourself a stoner and never heard of dabs/shatter or wax.

and you call me a faggot?

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woke up a little hungover
called in sick to work
gonna get high and play vidya

Smoking pot is bad for you

>>603390386
ha! I spent a spring break in WP.
fucking killer time

>>603390545
>you call yourself a stoner
never said that.
but nice try

>>603390517
Yeah, I just like it when I take off, throw in in my pocket, no lighter and I can hit it and just put it back in my pocket.

>>603390386
Edgewater fo life brih
Fuck them Tigers

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>>603390074

THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD IS ME!!

Or stoners are just unoriginal...

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>>603390386
>>603390427
Hailing from 407 as well.

Lyman graduate here.

I saw this thread and recognized that backyard porch look immediately.

Motherfucker's from Florida.

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>>603390427
Good stuff anon. I almost miss that school. Small world though.

>>603390683
I wish it had a fan. The rig I use constantly pumps it out. You barely have to pull at all

>>603390606
Winter Park is really cool, I use to live on New England right by the Dexter's over there.

>>603390801
Yeah, what year did you graduate?

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>>603390694
I still have a piece of the old school from the whole transition phase.

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>>603390744
Actually its a front porch, but yeah Florida is pretty sweet

>>603391071
haha what piece? Part of the totem pole?

>>603391019
'11. Was a pretty good year. Though our Valedictorian was a fucking cheater.

>>603391197
I wish. No, it's just a fire extinguisher sign from the band room. But hey, it's something.

>>603391222
sounds like a pretty sweet time

>>603391135
I'm live in Altamonte work in the ghetto off colonial, killin time at work and avoiding my responsibilities on here.

>>603391464
Nice, always a good move. Take it easy today buddy.

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>>603390545
>mocks ppl for using dabs/shatter wax
>mocks ppl for not knowing about dabs/shatter wax

>>603391388
What about you anon? What year is your class?

>>603391668
2008, a good year

>>603391631
No, I think he had the right idea. I think Dabs are shit but I can't imagine being a stoner and never having heard of them.

>>603391668
>>603391716
Shit.... I graduated from Lyman in 97... you fuckin whippersnappers!

>>603391806
Idk, I think you need to understand something to mock it. If you say something is shitty and don't even know what it is, then you are not Gelfling.

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>>603391716
>that's my year..

>>603391991
Hey, nothing I can do about it haha.

>>603392072
did you play any sports?

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>>603391716
Good stuff. Though I wouldn't have known you then. Didn't talk to any of the upper class men until my sophomore year. Gotta head out for work now though. Enjoy your day off.

>>603391806
I'd bet most older smokers haven't heard of them.

>>603392218
peace, I think I dated a girl from that year though actually haha.

>>603392005
you know what meth is and don't smoke it right?

fucking dark crystal

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>>603392191
Ohio.

>>603392341
Yeah, I'd never do meth. I wanna try DMT though, I have a friend who just got some and we're gonna do it this weekend. Maybe I'll make a thread out of that

Class of 02, keepin it real

>>603392377
Oh okay, I thought you meant you graduated my year from my school.

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>>603392377
here's to smoking with anon for this morning's wake and bake festivities

Hey do yourself a favor and take the 10 seconds to pour out that piss and put clean water in

>>603392588
just means we're same age

>>603392572
lol wut? get back to work grandpa

>>603392679
not necessarily

>>603392621
how about you read the thread, I did ya dang-a-tang

>>603392776
stop being pedantic feckhead

>>603392873
^ just smoke yo

>>603392873
I'm just high, that's all

>>603392619

>wake and bake
>12:34pm
>got up
>got on /b/
>packed bowl

that has literally been my day..

>>603392966
Me too!

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Going good. Just finished making a short barreled rifle, and it's not even lunch time yet.
Pic related.

>>603393098
making or drawing?

>>603392752
I am at work you poor fucking child

>>603389459
OP is a black guy with one white hand

>>603393271
and that nigga loves a deal

>>603393221
>at work
>posting in stoner threads
you must be of such great value to society
i called in sick to work so fuck you

>>603393271
OP is a white guy with one black eye, from a black guy

>>603393426
Lunch time you stupid asshole. Clearly never had a job, you piece of human trash. Go eat your shit in a corner

>>603393445
OP here, can confirm this is not true.

>>603392377
School/area?

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>>603393098

ROFL! OBREZ!!!!!!

Dude i had this printed out and hung over my doorway in my house at college. When people would exit my room and read it, they'd be like wtf?

So I'd put my arm around them and say how we should all try to be more like Ivan and instead of letting life come to you, we should charge at situations in life like you would handle the OBREZ in battle: "Twisting bolt like maniac between firings and ejecting empty case as big as beer can from action".

I made a lot of good friends this way.

>>603393633
Nice dubs fgt

OP here again, what is everyone listening to? Sneaker Pimps here

>>603393597
you're so right. i didn't know you wasted 30-1hr of your most likely unpaid time from your useless job to shitpost in stoner threads on /b/

so sorry. that must indicate i have never punched a time clock before. it surely must.
are you a detective? or a psychic? maybe a psychic detective?

>>603393182
Seriously?

>>603393846
Micachu and the Shapes
RL Grime
Rustie
Kavinsky
Burial

>>603393922
Yep

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>>603393760
>school lul
614 of course.

>>603393895
u mad

>>603393770
Yeah, I finally decided to make one. For my first attempt at illegally modifying a firearm, I'd say it turned out pretty well. I have no camera, or I'd post a pic.

>>603394016
Making.

>>603394015
I like where this is going

>>603394031
ohio lol

>>603394053
2edgy

>>603394152
614 covers most of Columbus and some outliers.

>>603394091
Well it was a drawing, not a picture so that was the confusion. But I see you said you didn`t have a camera.

>>603393895
Better than calling in sick to sit around getting high with my dumb friends and stupid dog.

http://pro.moneymappress.com/MMRBS495LG/PMMRR262/?iris=306533&h=true

pretty good

>>603394274
idk, is it?

>>603394274
actually my dog died two days ago you fucking dickhead. i hope your house burns down nigga


get back to work like i said you stupid bitch. you're worthless

>>603394226
ohio lol

>>603394220
Oh no, someone called me edgy on the internet. Better go kill myself

>>603394401
I don't give a fuck about your worthless piece of shit subhuman dog fuckboi

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nice. Cinema sins just posted. Gamegrumps should be in like 10-15 minutes. it's a good day off anons

>>603394419
top kek

>>603394455
yeye

>>603388654
it's going pretty shitty op I have an exam tomorrow morning but I'm probably going to end up getting high and not studying as much as I need to and end up either barely passing or barely failing fml not gonna get into co op liek this

>>603394031
513 here.

>>603394419
okay?

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Out of weed, been sober the past week and I'm finally starting to be fine without it. Built a space rx-7 instead

>>603394499
so edgy kid
i would fuck you with a cactus while your mom watched

then i might fuck her with a cactus

>>603394506
is that a waterfall thing?

>>603394549
That's cincy right?

>>603394591
I already killed her then raped her, you edgy cunt

>>603394506
lol poorfag

90's keyboard

>>603394536
You're gonna be fine buddy. Take a hit and some adderall at the same time. Study your ass off and kill it. I believe in you

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>>603394602
it is a home made gravity bong.

>>603394650
Yeah, it's a nice area. Originally from 440.

>>603394677
i'm really done now though kid because i don't care for your nonsense

i am gonna take a nice fatty dab of good oil you will never smoke from headdy glass you will never hold
have fun at work fucko

>>603390364
>>603390074

Would you kind sweet anons give me a review of these? Do you recommend? I've been wanting to buy one but I can't seem to justify spending that much on something I have no experience with. Daily user here but this would only be for on the go use.

>>603394586
that's and rx-7 mk1 sir, you have taste.

>>603394836
I don't have a job

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>>603394794
and the cool thing about the 23oz bottle is it has this nipple at the top. heat glass for a minute and it makes an awesome seal.

>>603394895
thanks breh
I got one sitting outside my window so it was pretty easy to recreate

>>603394966
Nice dubs fgt

>>603394966
so you are more useless then the other idiot i was talking to for a few posts

i don't miss the IDs but it did make it easier to differentiate between two or more idiots replying to your post if you were going fast back and forth.

fuck you and fuck the other dipshit i told to get back to work who insulted my dog

>>603394852
OP here, I like mine. Not as much as I like smoking a joint though. But it is really nice for just carrying around in your pocket and puffing on over the course of a couple hours maybe at a bar or something. It has its uses but it's not my favorite way to get high. Look on craigslist, I bought mine for $100 on there used.

>>603395097
god damn new fag. this is the equivalent of putting carpet on the floor of a bathroom

>>603395235
>insulted my dog
top kek, did you cry with mommy when your faggot dog died? I bet you're crying right now you little faggot, thinking of your worthless piece of shit dog

>>603395097
idk, I think it's pretty cool.

>>603395352
lurk moar

>>603395512
cheap and easy to make. nice and tubular unlike the 3-liter/2-liter combo. portable. I always like to be on the go..

>>603395715
I`ve made bongs out of them before but a different way.

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>>603395568
fuck starcraft

>>603395491
i cried last night and drank 46oz of some of the highest rated beer in the world.
cried like a baby. cried looking at the same 5pics

you are such a fgt with this edgy front. guaranteed you are a lil bitch irl

>>603395787
fill it up with water, poke a hole in the bottom and let the water run out as you light the bowl, the lift up the bowl and inhale/enjoy.

>>603395866
so you drank just over a litre of beer, jesus fucking christ am I arguing with a fucking child? No one gives a fuck about your dog, you're the edgy fucko talking shit cos u mad about ur dog

>>603395845
well played

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>>603395866
>46oz of some of the highest rated beer in the world

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>>603395866
I'm sorry for your loss.
Maybe this picture of a cat with some ham on it will cheer you up.

>>603396058
>ltr of beer
have you ever had a beer that was 9.5abv?
not that that is the biggest factor it is the taste and craft that matters... but i am sure you living that miller high life is so grown up

>>603396058
I wouldn`t say 46 is just over a litre. it's another can of beer over

I'm living the low life.
'cause I'm rolling with your bitch.

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>>603395909
that sounds like a waterfall. can't say I've ever done one. have this instead: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=238lch%3E&s=8#.VQHGqCmGMqb

>>603396212
it did. thanks anon

>>603395866
Nice dubs, fgt

>>603396308
yeah it's a waterfall, the smartwater bottle looks cool as shit full of smoke haha

>>603396218
you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Are you even legally allowed to drink amerifag? Did you get mommy to buy it for you? Yes I've had 9,5abv
>>603396219
1.3 litres

>>603396453
okay... so 46oz which is more than a small growler fill (32) is a pretty nice taste to wet your whistle as the old folks said

i don't even know why i am still going along with you faggot you have no idea what you are talking about.

>>603395866
What was the beer rated?

>>603396750
you just repeated what I said, I know you're a child the way you talk about alcohol bye

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Everyone in this thread is an alcohol

>>603396790
fresh stone enjoy by 3.14.15 (pie) (98/98) lol
and racer 5 from bear republic (93/94)
>amerifag
doesn't into craft
that other dipshit probably sips belgians and german heffens all day and thinks he knows shit about shit. i bet he drinks warm beer too. what an asshole

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Good beer can fuck you up. I accidentally drank five (5) of these one time. Then I was violently ill for like 2 hours.

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>>603397301
You know who rates the beer I drink? Me, I do. I don`t care what anybody else has to say, if I like it then I like it. You know what my favorite Bill Murray movie is? Stripes.

>>603397575
that's great. but there is a thing called the internet and you are using it right now.
people can also use the internet to rate things like beer. and not only i say this beer is delicious but a lot of others do as well.

cheers buddy
beeradvocate is your friend