>>603385045
Such a great video, hnnng

climbing up a pole...unnnggghhhhh

>Be me
>Be 10
>It was Christmas of 1998
>Shiny new iMac w/ AOL subscription under the tree for me.
>Get it set up in my room
>NowYoureSurfinOnTheInternet.avi
>Look for porn
>Jerk it
>Make BIG CUMS all over my new keyboard.

>be 10yr old
>wonder why penis hard
>have urge to play with it
>smash it between toilet seat and bowl
>feelsgoodman.png
>orgasm
>guilt ridden
>did it again next day

>12
> I didn't know how to jerk off that time
> see some porn
> in bathroom try to suck my own cock
> but only can lick my foreskin
> until I cum and taste my own cum
> feel so weird that time

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>13
>all alone in the house
>press myself against bed
>what is dis sensation?
>keep going at it
>remember seeing porn and decide to do what they do
>small lotion bottle next to me
>put some all over my clit and proceed to use the bottle to masturbate
>feels good man
>feel like something is about to happen as I quicken the pace
>eventually cum all over myself and bed
>mfw

> 14
> thought fapping was gay (like giving a dude a hand job)
> decided to try it one day
> steal two pairs of my little sister's panties
> wrap one around my dick and fap while sniffing the other
> release years of pent up tween angst
> fap every day since then
> most chill dude you'll ever meet

>>603386920
Tits or gtfo

>be Ausfag
>be 12
>be 1999
>Friday night SBS channel
>Weatherwoman.wmv
>first scene with her schlicking in the toilet
>WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IN MY PANTS
>Scared as fuck
>Guilty as fuck
>Have legit not fapped to asian porn ever since

>be me
>be maybe 10
>really tired after a long day of doing whatever it is kids do
>fall on bed
>my penis slides against blanket
>feelsgood.jpg
>new sensation to me
>start rubbing my body back and forth against blanket
>faster
>cum
>ohshit.png
>thinking I just pissed myself
>never knew I could forcibly do that
>wondering why it's white
>really scared I have a disease or something
>stare at ceiling rest of night thinking I'm going to die

>>603387266
hahaha i got that reaction too

>>603385045
that vagina looks disgusting.

>>603385045
>12
>don't remember what i was watching just remember laying in bed
>fap my little roll
>orgasm
>wtf is this magic feeling?
>best ograsm from faping ever

>>603387256
Fuck you. Thats not what thats used for. Femanons are allowed unless they are looking for attention. Then you say Tits or GTFO.

Who is OP ' S girl? I've seen another meme woth her doing the same.

>>603387530
Highly doubt that your best orgasm was at 12.

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>>603385045
>be me
>be 10
>whole afternoon alone with cousin
>she is also 10, just a few months younger
>start playing doctor
>been doing that for a while
>get naked
>touch each other
>used to be just feeling
>tell her to taste to
>she takes my cock in my mouth
>rock hard.jpg
>tell her to keep licking with her tongue
>feelsogood
>cum in like 15 seconds
>both freaked out
>didnt play doctor for 2 months until we know what that was

>pic related, cousin now, age 23

>>603387680
post it?
>>603387509
that's not a vagina

>>603387651
That is what that's used for, because I said so. Tits...or get the fuck out. For any reason. You say you are femanon, prove it. If not then why say you are femanon?
Captcha: bj oil

>>603387651
Maximum trolling.

>be 13
>have a test of biology the next day
>random skip pages cased from boredom
>found a pic of damn sexy lady with a bikini
>decide to find more pics like that on the internet
>randomly enter in a porn site
>watch random videos while hard as fuck
>close internet and shut off computer but still hard
>start grab dick through pants
>feels good man
>go in bathroom remove pants and start stroking
>cum with power of 100000 suns
>I cum so hard that grab my balls and cum more
>from that day I passed the rest 2 years fapping daily

>>603387947
nice anon, did u fuck her later?

>>603385045

thats a post opp tranny cumming because he is a man. ur all faggots

>>603387705
Not him, but my first orgasm was the best one. At 14. It never felt that good again.

>>603387947
go onnnnnnn...

>>603387947
are u jonah hill in wolf on wallstreet right now

>>603388167
used to play around til we were 16, then suddenly stopped. Never thought about fucking her, but i regret not doing so

>>603388198

Shhh.... Don't ruin it for them...

>>603385045
>Learn what masterbating is in sex ed
>look at hentai 'cause I can find tits by posting 'Anime' and 'Manga' in google
>Try it out
>never learn anything about ejaculation
>explosionwtf.jpg

>Be me 15
>christmas dinner
>whole family is over
>go to the bathroom
>picture second cousin
>Insta bonner
>Play with my dick
>cum so hard I kick a hole in my wall
>Break my big toe and the metatarsal bone
>limp out of bathroom exhausted
>Spend the rest of Christmas in the hospital cause I "Tripped over the rug"

Worthit.jpg

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>>603387978
She said she was femanon because it relates to the topic of this thread. She doesn't need pic with timestamp to confirm her story is true. Read the greentext and move on. Don't need more out of it.

Wtf I had my first orgasm when I was 6 or 7. I wanked lots before I could shoot a load. Thought that was normal.

>>603387651
Someone doesn't know the rules of the internet.

>>603388266
I would have fucked her at 16

>>603387705
>From faping
yes

>Around 10
>Mom and brother are watching Austin Powers in living room
>I walk in
>Scene where Vanessa is taking her close off behind a wall
>Instantly cum
>Run to room to figure out what the fuck just happened
>Rub the head of my dick with the palm of my hand
>sweetjesus.avi

I seriously thought that's how you masturbate for like a year after that.

>>603388475
"There are no girls on the Internet"

>>603385045
That video made me jelly as fuck of having a pussy.
Fuck you OP.

>>603388488
we suddenly stopped doing it, don't know why. I fapped so many times over all the times we played together. I stole her panties the other day when I was over

>>603387947

i highly doubt you got your cousin to take your dick in her mouth at age 10 unless you forced it in there.

>>603385045
>What was your first orgasm?
It was an orgasm.

>>603388399
kek

>>603388601
that's not a pussy haha

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>>603388802

>>603387947
tell us more

>>603385045

quite the webm you've poasted op.

>be me
>toddler 5 months old
>raging hard boner
>mom enters the room

>>603385045
> be 10
> be scared that you have no sperm at all (?!? - yes, i was scared as fuck)
> saw a porn movie in older mate room ealier
> find a weird hole between teddybears legs
> fuck the teddy
> discover you have the sperm
> yay

>Be me
>be 11
>teacher was talking about website
>she said you can find anything there
>one kid says quietly to me "even porn?"
>I say "hahaha yeah!"
>don't know what porn is
>sounds like something really silly with you do with cereal
>get home
>Google
>porn
>what is this.jpg
>what
>what
>what
>take laptop
>go to my room
>first link = Turkish sex in bathroom
>its surprise buttsex
>Getting so horny
>penis gets hard
>play with it
> wow feels good
>keep playing
> oooh feels good
> sudden moment
>did something come out of me penis!?
>wtf??
>am I dying!?!?
>gets scared to shit
>hypervanlating
>touch penis
>Feels a little sore
>get scared thinking I will live like this forever
>never removed history
>mom found out
> you know what happens

>>603388781
what did u play with her after? did she suck your dick again?

>be 10
>lying in bed
>weird feeling in pants
>roll over a few times
>dickgethards.jpg
>star rubbing
>cum in 10 seconds
>hurts like a bitch, don't know why it did
>feel like I'm about to cry
>drag myself to the bathroom
>cleanup
>do it again and doesn't hurt

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>>603388781
Found femanazi

>>603388728
Perhaps because she suddenly came to the conclusion that incest is wrong? I dunno though

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>>603387651

>be like 10
>find pokemon porn (pokemon not humans)
>fuck my pillow
>cum

and then i was a furfag rip in peace

>>603389083
>be 14 now
>parents are downstairs
>alone with cousin in my room
>get naked
>timetoplaydoctoragain
>hard as fuck
>start touching each other
>she tells it feels good when i slide a finger inside of her
>do so
>she plays with my dick
>very hot
>hear knock on door
>freeze
>mom opens door
>sees us naked on bed
>freaks out
>grounded for a month
>big lecture about sex

>>603389337
bad luck bro, you should show her earlier lol

>12y/o
>know how to masturbate, but I never felt anything
>go to the computer
>played GTA 2 a while
>stopped and lurked the desktop cause family computer
>found a folder that says "Dad"
>be curious
>porn, porn everywhere
>insta boner
>fap cause i have nothing else to do
>then suddenly i start to feel good man
>fap like I've never fapped before
>and I exploded, after that it is a everyday routine

100% true story remember everything.

>be 11
>playing runescape
>finally bought a air staff
>tell my friend i get an air staff
>tells me i can have his account if i give him air staff
>give him air staff
>tells me guess wat.jpg
>youjustgotscammed.jpg
>came in pants i was so angry
>white shit everywhere
>dont tell my mom

>>603388582
holy shit i used to do that too

i totally forgot about that.

still works great btw, you just gotta watch you don't get little wounds on your foreskin

>>603387475
Not the anon you replied to, but I had a similar reaction.

>Be 8 or 9
>Playing with myself one morning
>Masturbating since about 6 or 7, no cum obviously
>Finish up, get out of bed to go pee
>White. I'm peeing milk?
>Couple seconds of this, leaves cloudy pool in the bowl
>Go downstairs
>"Mum, I peed milk!"
>"... Oh.. Kay?
>Only a few years later did I figure out why she turned so red

>>603389123

wat

>>603389337
I don't know, we brought it up a few times and even talked about how much fun it was to sneak around. But never actually proceeded it anymore

>>603388406
What are you, some kind of fag feminist? You don't want to see tits just because? What's wrong with you?

>>603385045
> Be 12
> discovered porn
> playing with penis
> random fluid starts coming out and its having weird spasms
> WtfJustHappened.jpg
> confused as hell, penis is sorta sore.
> tries to do again but penis is too sore.

>>603387978
It was relevant to the conversation, and she wasn't attention whoring therefore tits or gtfo does not apply

>>603386920
>Breasts or Vacate

>>603389449
I doubt that was real.

how was her inside?

>>603385045
moar of this

>>603385045
I was drying myself after a shower and doing the undercarriage I was really young and all a sudden my eyes starting twitching and shit I kept rubbing then BOOM and me superconfused and scared that I was dying or something. Asked my mother right away (no father around) and yeah she had me sit down and told me it was normal. I was like 6 or 7 I think so I had nooooo clue

>>603389259

au contraire. i just question the legitibility of his story

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>>603389395
Kill yourself you dumb fuck. My god you're one of the reasons we repulse girls away from this site, sexist bastard

>>603387651
Newfag

>>603389488
i'm playing rs again after 7 years. so much nostalgia

>>603389575
Couldn't even go two rounds when you were 12, feel sorry for ya

>>603388406
>She

If you're going to samefag, at least change your typing style a little.

Now post tits or fuck off. Men are talking.

>6-7 years old
>went to public pool nearly every day of the summer
>find out that underwater jet on my dick feels really good
>start using jet to have orgasms every time we go to pool
>sometimes several orgasms
>mfw my family, lifeguards and other people had to know what i was doing
>hanging on edge of pool in front of jet for several minutes
>to this day love using pool and hot tub jets to cum
>last week, all coked up and horny
>go to 24 hour gym in middle of the night and use jets in hot tub to cum 3 times

>>603388983
Then prove it ain't, give sauce, name of the tranny (if it is a tranny) etc.

>12
>softcore porn on some premium channel on tv
>real good shit
>boner stronger than normal
>go to bathroom
>clumsy jackoff
>orgasm
>nearly dry orgasm
>kinda almost painful
>hips literally felt like they were moving on their own
>feel worried afterwards
>tried it again next night
>felt a lot better
>again next next night
>holyfuckthisshitisgreat.jpg

Porn and hentai came in a lot harder at 14+.

And I've been doing it at least 4 times a week since.

Longest without cumming: 97 minutes.

Though the most I've ever beat my dick is to Artifical Academy 2.

4 in one night in 2.5 hours. Good times.

>>603385372

>10
>big cums

bullshit detected

>>603389123
Cont?

>>603390177
Kill yourself retard.

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>be me 10
>with friend 11
>parents meet with another friends
>another friends have 14 year old psycho
>party starts
>Kids in one room
>14 year old gets bored
>shows porn
>shows how he can jack off
>we should do it
>barley pull down foreskin
>we try to fap
>not even erection
>after 1 hour I finally get my first one
>orgasm
>no cum
>funfact:got cum first at level 13
>feels good
>later on
>I sit in front of PC
>14 year old shovels his dick into other friends ass
>friend screams
>run around the room with that 14 year olds dick in his ass
>keks were given
>now I should try
>nope.jpg looks painful
>keep on playing serious sam
>die
>turn on porn
We did this the whole summer

I'm now laid with the 14 year olds younger sister which doesn't know this
Funny childhood

>>603389695
>implying that's a bad thing

Have you seen what happens when an attention whore appears in a thread? Chan culture needs women like it needs a fucking bullet in the head.

Also
>blatant samefagging feminazi detected

Again, either post your tits or fuck off, you opinionated sandwich maker.

>>603390177
He obviously came on the letters m,b,i,c,g,s,u

>>603390072
girl don't cum like that bro xD

>>603389581
Tits or gtfo is also relevant to the conversation you fucking idiot. Tots are always awesome to see, so why is it so wrong that I said it? If you are a femanon on 4chan you should know the rules and expect to pay up when someone calls you out on it. For whatever reason.

>>603390330

no u

>>603387021
So you stole 2 pairs of panties, you know that's 4 right? What did you do with the others 2?

>>603390106
great game to jerk off to

>>603390411
Newfag fuck off, you're the reason /b/ is so shit now a days

>>603388781
>these retards

>>603390458
>Implying.
That's just girl lube that's leaking out due to contractions.

>>603389685
>legitibility
What the fuck is that? Learn English. >Legitimacy

>>603390405
hahaha

>>603389685
Good point, OP/anon is a faggot.

>>603385372
Dafuq nigga? 10 and u can produce cum? I started jerking of at 9 and no cum came out until i was 11, just the feeling of orgasm.

>>603390638
>get called out
>NEWFAG!!!

Tits or leave.

>>603389639
>I doubt that was real.
Kill yourself

>>603390700
that's a lots of lube

>be in sixth grade
>saw mum's fashion mag with women in lingeries
>turned on, don't know what to do
>dick throbbing
>decided to hold it with two hand and start rolling between the palms
>blew my load all over the mag
>didn't know what happened but sastified
>needed to pee but couldn't
>ohshit.jpeg
>terrified, cried myself to sleep
>did it again in the morning
>profit

>>603390411
>Have you seen what happens when an attention whore appears in a thread? Chan culture needs women like it needs a fucking bullet in the head.

I have to agree with this. Women are traditionally very low quality posters.

>>603385267
This

>>603385372
Somebody post the BIG CUMS picture.

>>603390638
Kill yourself

>>603387651
There are no women on the internet

>>603387261
SBS
not even once

>>603388594
There's also no guys just people you only tits or gtfo if they mention there gender in an attempt to get attention

>>603389395
Some guy posted it, must be true

>>603391357
This.

/b/ is where I come to get ''away'' from women and their bullshit.

Fucking cunt ink blot captchas. 12 failed attempts before I was able to post.

>>603390937
>Everyone is exactly like me...

It's only a one year difference anyway.

>>603385045
well.. you definitely WON'T find PTHC of this "woman" on www.pthc-underground.tk will you?? ;D now isn't that right, OP!?

>>603391590
Again, change your posting style if you're going to samefag.

Women are so stupid, I swear to god.

>>603390638
No, you are the reason b/ is shit now. You love being a femanazi cock sucking loser that is ruining our fun. And if you are going to argue that you aren't..explain to me why you are standing in the way of us seeing time stamped titties? Oh, you can't come up with a good reason? Good, now shut the fuck up and leave the big boys to our fun.

>>603385045
http://de.xhamster.com/movies/3863074/standing_masrturbation_orgasm_and_squirt_wf.html

>>603389695
Thank you anon

>>603391718
Used to be. Now there's all these moralfags mysteriously popping up...

I know at least one cunt is responsible for spiderfagging in loli threads because she misses her step-dad.

>>603391776
And everyone will DEFINITELY be clicking that link, because your spamming skills are so subtle. Isn't that right, regular Anon?

>>603391836
Detective you are not.

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>>603389575
Holy shit man. You just described my first one. Exactly my thoughts and feels.

>>603390859
I had actually a pretty funny childhood

Timeskip
>now 15
>other friends 16
>Parents meet up again(they are kinda gang with 4 families)
>we meet with their kids again
>19 year old dude
>actually pretty cool guy
>hang around with him
>he summons some alcohol and cigarettes
>we get drunk
>that guy smokes some pot
>stoned as fuck literally falls in comaesque sleep
>we take alcohol
>meet with his 14 year old sister on her room
>parents dgaf actually drunk to
>make sister drunk
>literally 10/10
>we can't decide who should get her
>drunk as fuck tell the story above with his first anal
>get into fight
>he is judo
>knocks me nearly ko
>gets pissed
>leaves to stoner
>I stay with young sister
>romantic teeny feel sorry shit
>lose virginity card
>we are all up into intense fuck
>suddenly friend returns
>shocked
>my penis deep in pussy
>aggressive guy gets angry punches wall
>breaks his arm
>most disgusting sound ever
>scream for parents
>I forget I'm naked
>parents come
>tfw I'm naked there holding him
>smart drunk sister already in clothes went to bathroom so they dont get that she's drunk
>all parents think I had gay action with him

>>603391590
>low quality posting

The thing is, they usually don't have to purposely reveal their gender. You can usually deduce it from their "writing style."

>>603391937
This >>603391836

In fact fuck that, just give up and leave. No tits are worth this cringe.

>11
>just figured out how to fap
>feels amazing
>sensations too intense, can't finish
>try again the next day
>mind blowing orgasm. Hard to breathe.
>couldn't ejaculate yet. Balls ached really hard afterwards
>really intense dry orgasms + aching balls for about a year
>orgasms less intense after I finally start producing cum, but at least balls don't ache afterwards anymore

>>603387947
>she takes my cock in my mouth
>takes my cock in my mouth
>my cock in my mouth

>>603391776
Terrible spammer

>>603385045

>11
>was sleeping downstairs 'cause bedroom was being decorated
>put tv on and started flicking through the channels
>came across Babestation
>Got hard and decided to try it
>Panicked when i came and ran to the bathroom
>went back in the room and tried again

also.. sauce on the webm? <3

>>603387021
Lol

>>603392286
omfg babestation you just made me nostalga hard

>>603385045
>11 or 12
>laying in bed one night
>dick is hard
>just start playing with it
>feels good, somethings happening
>dick gets rock hard
>dizzy feeling
>dick twitches a few times
>cum shoots out on my belly

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>be me
>be 12
>sleeping
>having a weird AF dream
>looks like a really crap-ass indie game, the kind of shit that you only play because it's goddamn awful
>water with blue platforms all floating on the same plane above the water
>see two stickfigures, one in some polygons that look like a chair and the other kneeling in front of the sitting one
>sitting one has an extra line come out from between it's legs
>kneeling one sucks the stick dick
>I start seeing fucking illuminate eyes floating around
>odd sensation around my pee pee
>I wake up
>jizzed right through my underwear
>plenty on my comforter
>could have cut motherfucking steel with how hard I jizzed
>mfw
>changed underwear
>flipped comforter over and turned it around so I wouldn't need to deal with the jizz
>sleep in comforter with crusty jizz on it for several weeks

I was 10 or so... i was fucking my blanket with my cousins dirty socks in my hands, smelling them and such. All of a sudden, a huge rush and i shot cum all over the blanket i was fucking.

True story.

>>603385045
>12 years olds
>Pillow humping to Dragonball mangas whenever Bulma would get her top pulled down
>Never came before then it just felt good to rub my dick against my pillow and jersey sheets
>my younger sister had a nanny at the time since my mom was always out of town and my dad is dead
>she's in her mid 20s, blonde, a little chubby, with huge tits
>stays over at our house one as usual while my mom is on a business trip
>comes to say goodnight to me and sees me pillow humping
>sneak the Dragonball Manga underneath my pillow and the sheet was over me so think she didn't notice
>says goodnight and a few other things
>comes back about 20 minutes later when the lights are off
>"I know what you were doing in there, don't worry I won't tell your mom."
>Lifts up the sheet and tells me to pull my pants down
>"If you keep rubbing this against the pillows you might get a burn, let me show you something."
>Starts jacking me off
>Get really hard especially when I'm staring down her cleavage
>"This will make you cum a lot faster."
>Didn't know what she meant by "cum"
>Suddenly blow my first huge load all over her hands and my stomach
>She gets a tissue cleans me up, tells me to keep it between us and use my hand from now on

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>>603387651
aww dont be butthurt

>>603392205
Right? Even in text they vomit self-opinionatedness.

>>603392188
wooh

>>603385045
>Be me
>11
>Writing a school newspaper with the school laptops
>Someone had turned safesearch off
>Searched for the letter G
>G-strings, G-spots
>went home
>safesearch off
>searched naked girl
>came when first result was a redhead

>>603392205
You cunts are fucked without IDs.
You just spout samefag like you know what your on about and rarely are correct

>>603392577
Please tell me you fucked her later on... Please.

>doing history homework
>writing amendments cause I was a bastard in class
>on 20th or so amendment
>remember how friend told me about porn
>go to computer and type in big boobies
>made sure nobody was home
>checked windows every five minutes
>didn't know what orgasm felt like
>got up to check for incoming vehicles
>jizz all over front window while scouting
>figured it was like water so I left the cum on the window

>about 12
>be asleep
>have weird dream
itsnotevensexual.ini
>wake up to feeling like explosion in mah dik
jizeverywhere.uc
>spent rest of night trying to hide evidence

>>603392796
>can't spell "you're"
Butthurt female detected.

>>603392577
Seriously you fucked her right

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>be 12
>next door neighbor tell me story that his cousin recently told him
>his 14yr old cousin told he was playing with his dick in shower and then white stuff came out
>neighbor tells me he tried but nothing happened, probably because he was 10
>the next day i take a shower and try it for myself
>feel funny feeling after jerking it for over 10 minutes and jizz for the first time
>feel something different about myself from that point on
>mfw things were never the same after that fateful summer day

>>603385267
And I thought I was the only one

>be 8 y/o
>at swimming pool with school
>standing in line taking it in turns diving in pool
>Girl in front of me wearing red swimming costume hugging her butt
dat ass...
>get a boner stretching against my speedos
>try to hide it by standing closer to her
>bellend rubs against the groove between
her buttcheeks
>"accidentally" bump into her ass repeatedly
Felt fucking amazing, no cum but for a while I always associated that feeling with being at the pool, pretty sure I did it to most of the girls in my class at some point or another.

I'll always remember that Helen was my first though.

>>603393108
Not female so if detected as such, you must be gay.
Come and suck my cock loverboy

>>603392917
Yes sir, she was with us all through High School I had to try for it.

>>603392796
Did I spout samefag?

>>603393388
It was implied.

>>603393348
Yes, you are. You're kidding no one. See >>603392205

>>603393388
If anything, she is, by assuming that you're the samefag who spouted samefag.

If only women could be taught about irony.

>>603393348
Sounds like what a female would say.

>>603385045
Saw something in a movie about vibrators being sex toys. I took my sonicare tooth brush and held the tip right under the head of my cock. Came in about a minute. No cum was produced, didn't start that for another couple weeks.

>>603393526
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>>603393275
kek

>sitting in living room
>watching TV
>everybody hates Chris comes on
>think mom is hot
>mini vienna gets hard
>have cat on my lap
>start rubbing weiner on cats stomach while waiting for scenes with the mom
>start to cum on cat
>Terry Crews pops on screen
>feel dirty for a couple hours

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>>603391381
here it is anon

>>603385045
>12
>one night in summer holidays
>heard stories about stroking penis
>lay on bed, touch penis
>cum
I didnt feel a real orgasm though, was weird, couldnt really tell what happened

Taking a bath with big titted babysitter. Got hard. Nutted. Felt fucking great shooting my first load touching her tits with her just giggling.

>>603393275
u naughty boy kek

>>603385372
>>603391381
I've got something better, friend :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D6DMX75K8A

>>603386920
So fake as women don't "cum all over themselves"

Next time try harder you moron

>>603389695
Just for this post I'm going to punch my girlfriend in the face when she gets home, before forcing her to act out the rape fantasy she's never admitted to having.

The soggy knees are yours, little miss back chat. You are their mother. Enjoy them while my Sub girlfriend is getting slapped around and crying her eyes out later.

Sexist Bastards: 1
Whining Feminists: 0

>>603394006
u fuck her later right?

>>603389395

i can't believe the autism in that post

you just know OP of that pic has never been laid

>>603394221
>So fake as women don't "cum all over themselves"

your ultra-virginity is showing. it really is.

if you think this is fake then you have led a miserable and pathetic existence.

stay mad, long bearded wizard.
stay mad!

>>603394221
I hope you're kidding, because if not, you really are the moron here. Apparently you've never heard of female ejaculation o.O

>>603389695
K I L L Y O U R S E L F , F A G G O T !

>>603394375
She was 20 and I was like 9 or 10. She was married before I even thought of fucking her.

>>603390458
virgin: detected

or..
you've just never made a woman orgasm before.

both scenarios are highly likely.

>>603394802
kek

been fapping for years. since maybe 12.
>first ORGASM at like 18
>not a joke
>to Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball music video
>never knew it could feel so good
>was mumbling dirty shit as I came
>wanted her so bad in that moment
>dont really care for her as a person tho

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>>603385045
>12yrs old
>already been casually watching porn for a year, but didn't cum yet
>home alone after school, watching a striptease video and fapping
>after a while i cum in my hand
>feelsgood.jpg
>someone knocks on the door
>it was my dad
>opened the door while i had my other hand full of cum in my pocket
>mfw he didn't notice

>>603394953
way? 18? kek

>>603394683
Female ejaculation doesn't exist. It's just piss and mucus build up.

Do you think women have little balls inside their vaginas that produce semen?

Also, even if you're talking about squirting here, she wouldn't do it "all over herself" unless she was masturbating whilst standing on her fucking head, asshat.

>>603385045
Anyone able to sauce me? On mobile atm

>>603394921
girl's ejeculation that sticky? don't think so

>>603394953
>>603395084
dead cereal. fapping has always felt great. but that orgasm at 18 was so fucking intense. i never knew male orgasms were real at that point

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>>603385045
>be me at 8-9
>friends said they discovered something awesome in the pool
>thought they were playing a joke on me
>explained that if you put your dick on the jet it will feel super good
>fuck you, you're gonna play a trick on me
>they say no, watch
>they each get in the pool and go to their respective jets
>believe them at this point
>get in and stick my dick on one of them myself
>quickly got off, totally confused, but was hooked.

>guess what? mom has pulsing shower head at home.
>Score

at some point discover I can jerk of with just my hands but good god that shower head felt amazing on my dick.

>MFW

>>603395178
Yeah it does.

>>603394921
Somebody watches too much porn.

>>603395385
No, it doesn't. Read a fucking book.

>>603390565
how retarded are you?

>16
>basement
>watching real sex on HBO
>window of opportunity between big tit chicks that danced, and dudes that made watches and snails with their dicks.
>jerked as soon as big tit chicks were on, and came right as soon as dick dudes were on
>Until that point I had thought that dudes were just peeing on chicks in porn.
>came all over the couch

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>>603395178

haha, you must be, what, 15-16?

You have no idea what you're talking about, child.

>>603387021
>Being gay worse than 3rd person incest

>>603395438
he watch too much piss porn

>>603395547
Get laid

>>603395629
Research it, read it for yourself. You pedantic little spastic.

>"nuh-uh, porn said it's true so it must be true"

Women don't have seminal glands. An idiot could work it out, m8.

>>603395258
that's right my fellow neckbeard virgin, we all know it's just pee anyway

I don't even remember the first time, it was such a long time ago.

>>603395178
Actually yeah, they do cum. Girls pussies are lined with bartholins glands which secrete lube. Lube builds up, woman orgasms, force pushes lube out en masse.

>>603385267
pretty much this
>rope

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>>603395178

>be 13
>had been watching cool fetish porn for a long time but didn't really know what the point of it was and didn't know how to masturbate
>sitting in bed one night drawing fetish porn
>dick pressed down into the sheets
>i like to press into it because it feels good for some reason
>do this for a little bit until i start to feel a burning build up
>cum all in my sheets
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>603396003
If you lick and finger right, your woman will secrete a clear slippery fluid, bitter to taste.
Sometimes its a tiny bit milky

>>603395735
I'm not saying women can't squirt, but it isn't an ejaculation by any means. It's an expulsion of urine and mucus build up forcibly expelled by the pelvis floor muscles. Would you consider it ejaculation when a man tenses urine out of his cock?

>>603385762
top kek. did you watch gay porn or what?

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>>603396003
You're a moron.

>>603396303
that's just pee and mucus and sweat. science already proved that girls lose bladder control and pee all over themselves. sometimes it's just mixed with snot and goop. i studied it

>>603396418
no It was instinct xD

>>603396303
Yeah, can be achieved by stimulation of the g spot. Now research what that fluid actually is. It comes from the bladder and is made up of urine, mucus and a small amount of faecal matter. I'm not bullshitting you, learn to Google.

>>603396494
>going on hearsay spread through porn and calling it fact
And I'M a moron. Okay.

it's all just urine for god sake, and this video is of a tranny with sex change operations

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>12
>dick gets hard
>don't know what to do
>ask cousin
>here's what you do
>he says point it down and spread your knees out like a frog and push your feet together on it and rub it back and forth with your feet
>Um ok wtf thats wierd but alright
>have lots of trouble when I get home, not flexible enough but eventually figure it out.
>It takes forever to cum and I start having back aches but it feels so good
>Do it rarely because its too much trouble and takes too long
>Eventually friend at school talks to a group of us boys about walking in on his brother jerking off
>Describes seeing him on the toilet with his dick in his hand, it was so weird
>I exclaim shock with "That is weird, why wasn't using he his feet?"
>laughter thinking it was a joke
>I look confused
>friend asks what do you mean anon?
>I tell everyone how you're supposed to jack off and they know thats how I do it.
>even more laughter
>I turn beat red and want to die for the rest of the year
>get made fun of for this up through highschool

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>>603396766
this. i researched it. i did science on the matter. you sex having fags just need to research it more. google has it all

>>603396003
No one said that there is semen in the liquid you fucking artard. Why don't you look it up on the internet and find out for yourself.

>>603396766
Skene gland

>>603397008
>implying any of these kids are having sex

Telling virgins female ejaculation isn't real is like doing the same thing about Santa to kids. They can't handle the fairytale being spoiled.

>>603396993
lol this xD

>14 ish
>sexy aunt (moms twin) staying night at our house
>left her night bag in my room (she was stayng in my room)
>she went out for evening with parents
>found sexy panties in overnight bag
>jizz

>>603392259
top kek! the guy sucked his own dick

>>603385045
I was reading don quixote, I was 14 or 15 and for some reason that escapes my memory, I started touching my weewee

after a while it felt good and this white goo came out of it, ever since, I've been a horny fuck

>>603396993
kek you dumb mother fucker!

>>603385045
tranny, female, post op idc if someone has sauce for the video, it'd be appreciated.

>>603387947
post more pics of her

>>603385045
>be me
>be 11-12
>friend tells me about masturbation
>try it at home
>didn't work
>tell friend it didn't work
>friend tells me he can do it for me
>friend jacks me off
>i cum

>>603397241
>bout Santa to kids. They can't handle the fairytale being spoiled.
yeah and people just need something to believe in, so they make up a meaning to life and a heavenly fantasy land, it's all psychological driven by an idiopathic desire to believe in something.

>>603397169
Well being that everyone's argument to my stating that 'female ejaculation' is just piss and sweat is, "NUH-UH IT DOES SO EXIST U VIRGIN IF U DO THE FINGER RIGHT THEY EJACULATE", I'd love to know by what definition you consider a girl pissing when she cums to be ejaculation.

>be me
>be 11
>be asked if wanked
>ye ofc newfags
>lolnope
>try it out
>fap4life

>>603397496
What's your point?

>>603397500
Look up skene gland mother fucker

>>603396993
OMG my sides

>>603397500
when did you first ejaculate? how did it happen?

>>603387509
Trans, trans everywhere

>>603397615
thats a myth they debunked it in 1987

>>603397615
Look up ejaculation, motherfucker.

The fact that there's a gland doesn't change the contents of the fluid that comes out. It's still just piss and sweat and mucus and shit and is by no definition an ejaculation.

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>>603396929
I'm not going off porn, or hearsay. I ahve an ex that squirted and I looked into it out of curiosity.

Just because a woman can't produce seminal fluid for ejaculate, doesn't mean she can't produce a build up of fluid from excitement and expel that when getting off....

you are a special kinda of virgin aren't you.

>i've never touched a woman but I know everything there is to know about sex.

Are you that threatened by a woman being able to shoot fluid from her genital area that you refuse to believe that it can happen? does it make you feel less special cause a woman can do something similar?

fucking dumbass.

>>603396003
>Research it, read it for yourself. You pedantic little spastic
>read it for yourself.
>read

In your little world, reading must be the only way to learn about the female body.

>>603385045
>be 2006
>im 11 years old
>late saturday night watching HBO
>taxicab confessions comes on
>chick starts getting fingered in the back seat and dude is getting a handjob
>figure, hell if that works for him maybe I can do it to
>wank for close to an hour and nothing
>decide to put lotion on my dick while wanking
>mindblown.jpg
>came buckets and passed the fuck out
One of the best orgasms i've had

>>603397943
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation#/search

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OP here, another video, now tell me if it's female eheculation.

>>603397943
>just piss and sweat and mucus and shit and goop and muck and mud and grime and menses and assorted slimes

With chicks, it's either running the bathtub faucet full blast, or pressing hard against a rail.

>>603398142
GAH WAHT THE FUCK!!! Shoulda known with those hairy ass legs

>>603387256
another loser newfag who doesn't understand why we do this and just wants to see boobs. just google boobs you virgin.

>>603396993
Man I can't stop laughing that's hilarious

>>603397974
I'm 25 years old, in a relationship of four years and have fucked almost fifty women. Calling me a virgin because I disagree with you does not add weight to your argument.

I also never said that women don't squirt, you thick cunt (I even stated that they do several times) my argument from the start has been that it's not an ejaculation, it's just piss and sweat. Read what you're replying to before you go all autistic about it.

>>603398142
i see the balls and the dick is under the hand. so. weird body parts ftw/thread

>>603385045

Has it ever been substantiated that this is supposedly a post-op transsexual?

>>603398520
>it's just piss and sweat
It's not fucking piss and sweat man.... kek

>be 10
>friend told me what masturbation was, said to use lotion
>decide to try it out while on vacation in a hotel bathroom
>get out of shower, find some nice orange-vanilla aromatherapy lotion
>do my business
>exit the shower with wearing only a towel and a smug grin
>family is getting ready/watching TV
>they all look incredibly uncomfortable, avoiding eye contact
>"Anon what were you doing in there"
>"Just drying off"
>no fucks given

>>603398520
U mad virgin boi

>>603387256
Good job. Looks like they picked GTFO. All the stories in this thread are about little boys having a wank.

>>603392577
Man that was an awesome babysitting

>>603397500
if you'd ever been with a woman you'd know the difference between piss and a woman being wet. you'd know it pretty damned well. enough so that when you saw a larger amount of it, you'd know whether it was piss or not.

now the porn ones with lots of shit shooting out, that's probably piss. but women are capable of, when using an obstruction, building up an amount of wetness that normally would have been let out a little at a time that can then escape the pussy.

>Be like 9 maybe
>Laying on couch
>Older cousin pretends to hump me
>Feel his boner pressing between cheeks
>Later
>Be camping with same cousin
>He gets me to jack him off then jacks me off
>Kept doing that most nights till they moved out of our house

Parents just thought we liked camping heh

>>603398635
can't find anywhere but it look post-op to me

>>603398721
No, I'm disappointed that this level of retard is so common on /b/ these days.

But if you want to be a thick-witted shit who gets their knowledge about women from porn and refuse to fact check then who am I to stop you.

>>603398901
Damn son you didn't have a chance. Gay from the start

>>603398142
what the actual fuck

When I had my first orgasm I thought I broke my penis.

>>603389695
Jesus, I agree, it is really annoying looking at edgy newfafs misunderstanding the whole "Tits or GTFO" idea.

>>603399158
that's ♀ ejeculation for u all fag kek

>11
>Started rubbing a teddy bear in my penis over my pants
>Did it till orgasm
>Did it again everyday, with the same teddy bear
>Started using my hands after I made a hole in the teddy bear and noticed it was smelling like a dirty penis

>be me a girl
>be 15
>know what masturbation is, but never try it
>my female friend really wants to make me "feel good"
>ok
>we start kissing like no tomorrow
>with tongue
>it was a big deal for me
>she puts her hand in my pant and start playing with my clit
>omgsogood.png
>we were in her kitchen
>she was afraid that her mom sees us
>decide to go upstairs
>we want each other so hard
>finally in front of her room
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur