>>603303643
Easy you don't

>look discreetly at your neighbor's test paper
>get good grades
>tell gf you studied hard

>>603303643
Ask her. She's obviously doing a good job.

Rule 1 the mistress is not allowed to call or text you

The mistress should wait for you to contact her. Escorts the best option.

>>603304018
sneaky as fuck.

>>603303643
dont... its expensive.
But if you really want to....
go to a viable jack shack, never use your own car and pay cash.

>>603303643
Put your hand in your pocket

Don't cheat.

>>603304363
What is jack shack?

just break up with her and be a man you dumb faggot. Put aside your megalomaniacal personality disorders and try listening to your brain instead of your dick. Just be a fucking man, puff up your chest and tell her your to alpha 4 her

You break up with her

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How long of relationship you want to keep with the side dish?

Fling - just go out of town pick up some strange

Easy mode - bang some escort, you get your fun and she won't bother you

Long term mistress - either come clean and let your mistress know she is the side dish

Hard Mode - have a second phone/set of contacts and just live double life.

>>603304927
Easy mode but expensive

>>603303643
Just strip the label off a bottle of pop and use the laser printer to print all your formulas on it. Easy peasy.

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>>603304620
massage parlor.

>>603303643
Ashley Madison's right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0

27"You have heard that it was said, 'YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY'; 28but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

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>>603304620
>jack shack
Massage parlor that will give you happy ending. Rubmap. com is where you look up legit ones

>>603303643
Start by making sure she doesn't see this thread

Go to craigslist and find someone who will host at their place. Go to his house and suck his dick and let fuck your ass. she'll never know.

>>603303643
Don't get caught
>inb4 /thread

>>603304018
/thread

>>603303643
Don't fucking tell her.

>>603305440

Ain't it the truth.

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Lol too much moral fags here.
I just want a stable relationship and still fuck as many women as possible, i don't believe in monogamy, it doesn't make sense to me, i wont fall in love with another woman, i just want variety.

>>603303643
Basically be sneaky as fuck. Cover your tracks big time. I've been doing it for a couple years now and haven't been found out.
I use tinder, that's the easiest way to find bitches. Fake your facebook account, name etc. once you get some contact info, delete the app. Always delete your texts. Always contact them when you're not around your girlfriend. Save the contact as something generic, like a siblings name. "Text message: brother". She sees that on your phone she won't worry. Make sure to keep your passwords secret and up to date. Make sure she can't easily get into your phone/email etc. never use that secret question bullshit, she will guess the answers and reset your password.

The hard part is obviously while she is around. I rarely get the chance to cheat when I'm at home. The easiest time to do it is when you're on holidays, away from her. I go on yearly trips, sometimes with family, sometimes with friends. I'm away from her for a whole week or so in another state/country. That's when it's easy to go crazy.

Pretty much be smart about it. Any little thing could raise suspicion so make sure there is NO evidence.

Also have no morals. You're being a fucking asshole, remember.

>>603304007
white knight or land whale?

Dump her faggot, she obviously don't deserve you.

Oh if you cheat on her, if she don't catch you, karma will. Mark my words.

Unless she cheated on you first, then it's all good

>>603304927
I'm all about the fun and excitement of the hard mode.

Way to put it into stages like that. Like a damn excel spreadsheet on cheating and shit.

>>603303643
Be in college. Done it like 5 or 6 times, I've lost count really. The trick is it just has to be some girl you meet at a party or something. Make it happen for one night, then cut it off. Don't add of Facebook, don't even really bother with her number. Snapchat is God's gift to cheaters.

>>603306243
>i wont fall in love with another woman

Just like it's perfectly natural for humans to desire more than one sexual partner, it's also perfectly natural to fall in love with more than one person. Don't kid yourself into thinking that it's not gonna happen.

I would love to say that you should discuss this with your partner, but she probably wouldn't understand. So, the best advice I can give you is to go to a different town and make sure that the bitch you're fucking isn't gonna broadcast it on her fecesbook or whatever her social network of choice is.

>>603303643
Do you live with her? Do you depend on each other financially?

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OP give us some background or more info like how often do you see her, you guys in school or young adult? Live together to close enough for surprise visits?

>>603305477
How do you initiate that? Like, what do you say? do they just offer?

>>603307879
that's what they don for a living!
when you flip over, you kinda do a nod, 3/4 of the time they will flat out ask you....

>>603305237
having a longterm misstres is as expensive sometimes. hotel rooms, gifts, IT IS liek a second gf.

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>>603307879
They usually ask "have you been to place like this before?"

You tell her "Yes I have so what kind of extra stuff do you do?"

This is done behind closed door not at the front counter. They will tell you how much different things are, usually massage and hj happy ending. some places they will give you CBJ some let you fuck them.

>>603303643
ITT: virgin betafags pretending to be pros at cheating

>>603306272
Tinder is god, I'm a business traveler flying over 100 times a year. As soon as i land pop on tinder use one of those auto swipe apps and by the time I get to my hotel I Have over a dozen matches. Then use your god given game to bag some young puss. Then wash rinse repeat. Today is the golden age of free pussy. Tons of little miley cyrus cum sluts who want a man to bang them, and show them a good time.

>>603309211
gtfo. you don't get laid you permavirgin faggot.

>>603303643
First, get a girlfriend.

>>603307386
if that happens then i will leave my girl. right now i love her, but i don't believe relationships can last forever, at least not mines.

>>603309211
what do you do for a living? howd you get there?

>>603309374
Ok random internet person. I guess your right gee wilikers I'm gonna cry in my moms basement now till I drown myself in chetto dust, and mountain dew....sob sob

>>603308566
Any feet stuff? Femdom stuff? I'm looking at rubmaps and there aint shit about either

Start fucking men

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>>603309753
Fetish stuff you will want to check fetlife those massage parlor aren't for that kind of stuff don't have enough time or space for that kind of stuff.

>>603309534
I work as a biomedical engineer. I also co-own an art studio / artist agent company. I basically travel mostly to help setup labs, train personel, and do consulting. I work for a very small company so we all wear a million hats. With my art company I represent several artist that i develop for future expansion into retail. Build them up, and manage the business dealing when it comes to galleries, specialty shops, and whole salers.

>>603309211
I hear you. Tinder has become a cheaters bread and butter.

>>603310428
>biomedical engineer
>on /b/

sure thing, anon

>>603304265
both protips, or get a throwaway email and use that for communicating, also, pay for everything with cash if she see's your account at all

>>603310540
>On a site with hundreds of thousands of daily visitors, all of them are basement dwelling betas

Sure thing anon

>>603309658
you don't get laid. admit it.

>>603310428
The reason i travel so much is because i do everything from the installation of the analyzers, to training, to pm's, to tech support...etc etc... Like i said super small comapny many hats. We just have hundreds of accounts all over the us. Im bouncig all over like a maniac bit i love it. Also allows me to do business dealings with my art company in my free time. Plus I'm a member of club corp so i have access to tons of private clubs and country clubs go network, with rich smucks.

Cheat your girlfriend with your girlfriend

>>603310788
no but you don't have to make up some bullshit profession that doesn't even exist to feel better about yourself online.

>>603310828
You know me so well. If only there was a way to prove to you I'm not a forever alone.

>>603311164
Seriously.. Like it can take you half a second to google it.

>>603311131
He could be lying. He could be telling the truth. At least he is contributing to the discussion instead of calling bullshit on anything that sounds out of the ordinary for 4chans average user.

>>603309211
I'm a network architect that travels 20-30 times a year, I can vouch for this, it surprising how many young chicks will go after the older men

>>603311131
it is a real profession though you basement dwelling beta. you'd know that if you'd been outside in the past 20 years

>>603311473
I know i cant help feeding this troll. Why did this whole thread turn into me. I thought this was about cheating.

>>603311164
post a pic with you and a girl. then post a pic with just you and timestamp

>>603310788
On /b/ everyone masturbating furiously

Fact

>>603311575
I'm 32 with a baby face that can pass for 25. I guess im getting old...god I feel old now... Thanks anon.

>>603303643
You faggot. You're no better than some cunt cheating on her boyfriend. You're the worst kind of faggot. Don't worry. 16 is a tough year and you'll get through it.

>>603311684
It's still about cheating, it just turned into how you seemed to have cheated life by not being aborted.

>>603311473
I'm just calling it how I see it. You anons are pathetic as fuck making up professions and saying how you get laid when it's so clear that you don't.

>>603311763
Yeah...no. Im a business pro you think i need some sweaty neck beard try and ruin my life. Ive been on this site to many yrs to know what happens to stupid fucks that fall for that trap.

>>603312045
top kek

>>603312130
>so clear
Because you know everyone in this thread so well, anon.

Dont tell her

>>603303643
Dont tell her

>>603310540
I'm a /b/tard and have two engineering degrees and work for P&G

>>603311575
It's the money, a lot of these girl just want to have a good time and older professional type usually has some money to spend on them. It's nothing new, it's just easier to find them or they come find you now.

>>603312131
lol of course you won't bc you've never had a member of the opposite sex attracted to you in any way.

>>603312130
Wow you really sound like a neckbeard trying to justify his inability to get pussy by lowering everyone that achieved something he hasn't to his level.

>>603303643
So much venom on here. Sheesh... I feel for some of your bros. Dont hate just elevate your game. were all bros here.. This is a safe space...lol who am i kidding.

>>603303643
Don't fuck anyone she knows

>>603312363
just messaged the company to let them know one of their employees who has 2 engineering degrees is posting on a thread on 4chan about cheating on your spouse and getting away with it

>>603312837
pics or it didn't happen