You wake up in a field, there's a forest to your left and you can see a small town in the distance.
Inventory:
Shitty Dagger
3 decides.
>>603295644
PUT DAGGER IN DICKHOLE
Cut dick off, whore yourself out in town.
>>603295644
Search forest
Gouge out eyeballs with shitty dagger
search dickhole with knife
>>603295644
kill yourself
>>603295757
do it
Chop down tree with shitty dagger for lumber
>>603295757
bumb
>>603295644
go to town
>>603295644
Explore forest
>>603296096
This
Find a deer to ride around on
>>603295644
contract aids
put self in inventory
>>60329564
dagger in pooper
shit on shitty dagger, and eat it.
>>603295644
skip into town humming 'shake it off by taylor swift'
Forage for berries
>>603296593
heyo
conceal the dagger on your person and begin to walk towards the town.
go to town to find spaghetti
>>603296497
this
>>603296593
Unhelpful winrar
>>603296593
>>603296593
>>603296593
fucking winrar
>>603296666
WInrar
>>603296666
winrar
>>603296593
we better survive it.
>>603296666
checked
swallow dagger
>>603296666
Quads overrule
The real winrar
I like these threads but the OP's are always so fucking slow. Don't be a faggot OP
The dagger is now lodged deep in your pooper.
Inventory:
Literally Shitty Dagger
8 decides
>>603297283
Limp into town
cut down trees and craft a boat
>>603297283
seek the aid of woodland creatures
rub dick on trees
Rub your dick on those trees in such a way that it gets splinters lodged in your dick everywhere
>>603297283
go to sleep
>>603297283
Use the dagger to cut off your dick and shove it up pooper
>>603297522
this
>>603297283
lick dagger
>>603297567
>>603297587
>same idea
>same number
>>603297283
masturbate gently while walking towards the town.
lick dagger clean
>>603297283
Rape women with shitty dagger
fap
>>603297567
>>603297587
Rolling for same idea
>>603297283
to the town
>>603297738
winar
>>603297738
winrar
>>603297283
Go to bar and find a big breasted whore. Take her to the forest and sacrifice her to the summoning of our lord and savior - lucifer.
post pic of ass dagger on /b/
take dagger out pooper and kill self
got inside da woods
found map to hitler's
You Lick the dagger clean and cut tongue slightly.
Inventory:
Shitty Dagger
5 decides
suck the dagger
>>603297738
Winrar
cut your dick
found little girl
>>603298475
oh my
>>603298358
I think its time for round 2 of dagger in the pooper
Go into town and stab a nigger
>>603298358
go to town like a normal dude
>>603298358
go to christian church with c4 and allahu akbar
You find an autistic little girl named fuckshitmcniggercunt
>>603298358
Get your jimmies rustled by a gorilla
6 decides btw
>>603298475
winrar
>>603298358
Hunt the forest for magic mushrooms, or anything fun of the sorts.
use dagger to sever main artery in leg.
>>603298784
chop down a tree with dagger and stick it all the way up through the little girl
put her inside da inventory
>>603298784
Dress her as a tree and leave her in the forest
>>603298853
Kill And eat the girl for sustenance
>>603298784
fuck little girl with pooper dagger
she is ur weapon now
>>603298853
Tell little girl to go home, where it is safe.
>>603298784
you pat her on the head lightly and then hand her the dagger
>>603298784
bite her legs off and strap her to your back
>>603299061
reroll
kill self with shitty dagger leaving the girl as the main character. also she eats you for sustenance.
>>603298853
>show belly
>go to sleep
she is ur weapon
>>603299140
>99140â–¶
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this
>>603299061
roll
>>603299201
srsly doe.
>>603299236
win
>>603299236
winrar.
>>603299236
winrar
>>603298853
Stick dagger in girl's pooper, then back in yours>>603298853
>>603299236
>>603298784
rape girl and kill self out of guilt thus ending the adventure
You now have debatebley better weapon
Inventory: shitty dagger
4 decides
Just FUCKING go to the town
>>603299774
Stick new weapon up pooper
>>603299774
call black friends for gay nigger orgy
hit some niggas with her
99999
>>603299974
Winrar
throw girl in tree, go to town.
go to the town
>>603299774
Can you give that fucker a lifebar so I can see how much that ass and tongue stabbings hurt him?
>>603299774
suddenly a pack of wild niggers appears!
>>603299774
climb a tree
>>603299774
search for banana memes
>>603299938
If dubs go to town.
>>603298358
Walk to the town while rubbing one out
>>603299974
>>603300094
this, OP
>>603300146
>>603300169
No thank you
>>603300094
Please OP
>>603300629
thats fucking stupid
>>603299774
update faster you goatfucker
Hurry up OP, draw us that negro orgy
im waiting on my nigger orgy OP
The niggers are astonishingly not faggots and instead fuck the autistic child.
Inventory:
Shitty Dagger
9 decides
Let him do his work you autistic fucktards.
>>603301064
im ok with this.
kill the girl
>>603300754
You made me cry :'(
OP dont listen to the haters youre great
;)
>>603300754
you`re fucking stupid
why would you not want a lifebar to see how much life he has left?
are you one of those COD fags that orgasm over muh blurying screen to display health
>>603301064
masturbate vigorously
>>603301148
reroll
and then go to the town
>>603301064
Stab the niggers, stick girl up pooper, and waddle into town
He doesn't have a phone in his inventory so how could he call his nigger friends?
>>603301064
Leave girl, go to town
>>603301064
moonwalk to town
>>603301064
MODS
FUCKING GO TO TOWN ASSHAT
blow your load all over the niggers
Masturbate over her
she explotes!!!!
ask the black men to join you on your quest
>>603301064
go to kfc with newly acquired friends
>>603301330
reroll
>>603301064
convert to islam
>>603301064
wait patiently for your newly impregnated weapon.
stab niggers and put girl in inventory
>>603301290
roll
>>603301064
Eat the knife
Just walk to the town.
>>603301349
winrar
go to the town
>>603301215
take it easy
>>603301064
This is getting good. Now tear their penises off, and fight them off with dicks.
kill isis guy and fuck him
>>603301349
dont fucking choose this stupid shit op
>>603301349
attempt to fuck one of them in the ass
>>603301215
you sound all butthurt and stuff
>>603301290
rollll
>>603301312
roll
>>603301349
Winrar
commit seppuku
fuck the girl in the ass while trying to fist her vagina
Kill both niggers
Cut off their penis and assemble them together into yours, creating a grotescous functional huge penis
>>603301673
reroll
poop just a little bit. Not a lot, but enough to make a little noise and make others uncomfortable.
You get on your knees and pray to God for peace, love and understanding.
>>603301290
Reroll
>>603302209
Fuck you, but winrar
>>603302061
This should have won.
She explodes with autism, killing the niggers.
There is now a man in the watch tower watching you.
Inventory:
Shitty Dagger
7 decides
kill self, then everyone else
>>603302483
Kill guard and wear skin
Super Cucumber flies you to town, and penetrates the anus of the man in the tower
>>603302483
throw shitty dagger to guy while masturbating
>>603302483
loot the bodies, rape the niggers anally
>>603302483
Go to sleep for 1,000 years
>>603302483
Jerk it.
>>603302483
time for some interracial necrophilia
>>603302483
Slurp the remains of the girl, gaining her power
Gandolf appears and gives u the giant dildo sword of truth
>>603302630
rrolle
>>603302483
Stick dead girl up a niggers pooper, then your own
make cannon from niggers and shoot autistic bones at tower
>>603302637
god damn it
always faggots to ruin it..
>>603302637
oh fuck good luck
>>603302647
Press F to pay respects
>>603302637
Winrar
>>603302637
The dream is dead boys
>>603302637
Nice autism