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Got a drunk passed out girl rn Wat do /b/?
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Got a drunk passed out girl rn

Wat do /b/?
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Rape
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draw a dick on her face
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>>603159572
>>603159574
One of these two.
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time stamp her ass
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timestamp
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finger in butthole
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timestamp faggot
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>>603159425
Pic of flipping her off for proof.
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>>603159425
sharpie in pooper
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>>603159655
>>603159667
>>603159678
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Wake her up and feed her eggs.
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>>603159808
>this
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>>603159801
do you know what an ass or a timestamp is
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Time stamp and finger in butthole
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>>603159745
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cut her bra off and place food on her tits
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fuck her, put ur dick in it
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>>603159425
Sing her vagina a lullabye.
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spoon feed her your cum
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>>603159672
I second this.
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THATS MY FUCKING SISTER YOU ASSHOLE
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>>603159909
Cock in mouth
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>>603159672
>>603159906
this
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>>603159425
>>603159627
have sex with her you idiot
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>>603159425
>gets girl to go home with him
>fucks around on 4chan instead of taking Chads place for the night
You should just pay her ride home and then kill yourself as soon as she leaves
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>>603159990
This roll roll
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how the fuk hard is it to remember one goddamn rule of 4chan? timestamp faggot!
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Take selfies with her pussy. Then send it to her 10 years later. Then post photo on /b/. /b/ can wait.
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>>603160003
/b/ does not give a fuck
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>>603159425
spit on her tit
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Shave her vagina.
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cum up her nose
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>>603160003
this gon' be gewd
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put dick on face
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>>603160003
kek
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>>603159425
give her 6 dollars and ask her to go to bed
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>>603159909
get your dick as close to her face as you can
additional internets awarded for fapping on her.

who is she to u, OP? a roomie/friend?
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I know her from school.
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>>603160003
I've fucked her multiple times faggot.
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Pull her tits out at least
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time stamp and then play Blood On The Dancefloor while rape
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>>603160003
lol is this guy for real ?
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>>603160240
I second this
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>>603160255
Dahvie would be proud
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>>603160203
get wasted yourself

have rowdy drunk sex, record it.

post to interwebs for infinite prestige.


when you go to court and she says you raped her because she was drunk and cant give consent, inform the court that SHE raped YOU because YOU were also drunk and can't give consent.
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>>603160203
I work with her and we are both in the NSA.
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>>603159425
a 360 degrees turn and walk away
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>>603160240
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OP spread pussylips and take a picture!
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Fuck with her. Definitely fuck with her. Don't fuck her though, dude. She's so drunk she's not reacting to you drawing on her.
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Shadow on that middle finger is off- it'd be skewed across the bed due to distance but it is uniform around the hand and arm
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Do anything other then be a faggot.
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>>603160003
Make this faggot a nephew
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>>603160388
Second this
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>>603160383
Very nice OP is a lucky guy
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>>603160383
eat her pussy
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>>603160240
Another
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ITT: newfags
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>>603160408
top kek
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>>603160388
this!!
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>>603160408
THIS!
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>>603160003
perfect then give us her porn vids who she had on her computer/phone btw
>op browse her phone for other pics
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Staple a $1 bill to a note that simply says, "thanks for the sex". Put it next to her.
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>>603160408
second this top kek sir
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>>603160402
are you actually for real?
>jetfuel cant melt steel beams.
>no wind on the moon
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>>603160388
THIIS
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>>603160408
this
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Are you gonna fuck her or not?
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Write cum slut on her chest
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>>603160466
>>603160466

Your cock in mick for reference
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>>603160509
na insert this note into her pussy!
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>>603159425
spread pussy
take picture
go through phone
dick on face
dick on lips
dick in mouth
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Timestanp idiot
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>>603160490
This.
Are we asking to much of OP
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cut one of her fingers off and put it in her ass

when she wakes up she'll be all like wtf wheres my finger

then she'll take a shit and the finger will come out and she'll be like WTF????
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Post soles
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>>603160356
this one got me to laugh
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>>603160383
404 nips not found
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>>603160009
Do it OP
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>>603159425
Pee in her butt you faggot. Girls love it when you pee in their butt.
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>>603159425
finger in butthole
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Show her feet.
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Giver her Pinkeye
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cum in ear
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cum on her face
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>>603160755
Pee in her butt.
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Put your dick in her mouth bro,
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I got this. Tried to write cum slut on her chest and she rolled over and now I have to find a way to get it off. Haha fuck guys
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>>603159425

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
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write on her
>>I could have raped you be more careful not to drink so much
>>signed
>>your guardian weiner
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cum on face
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>>603160471
is she died?
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>>603160888
hairy butt/10
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>>603160888
pick of her ass! ass and pussy! spread ass!
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Eat some fruity pebbles and vomit on her chest.
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>>603160888
cum on her you pussy fuck
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>>603160755

>pee in her butt

dubs confirms it. Get on it OP.
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cover her with a blanket, get a glass of water for her in the morning, go to bed.
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>>603160957
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Feet
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pour condiments on her
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>>603160657
This

Please
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>>603160888
Her pooper is 2/10 btw put her forehead and do a schmurda dance, record it post it
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>>603160888
>filename
The order of post doesn't add up. I smell something fishy.
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>>603160912
He should reach her a bowl of boiled eggs and make her eat them all too.
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>>603160888
Trips!!
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>>603160955
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>>603159425
Obviously you put something weird in her pussy
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>>603161003
did someone say dubs
>checkem
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I'm telling you bro put your dick in her mouth
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>>603159425
Good man OP can you put ketchup on her butt ?
lots of it
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>>603161086
roll her onto her stomach and spread her legs open
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>>603160622
Bad idea. It will get wet and will be illegible. Put it in her hand.
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>>603160383
OP is delivering, respect anonfag
Turn her around
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>>603160955
Spread
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>>603161086
spread ass
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>>603161176
finger in butthole
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>>603161176
Lick asscrack sweat.
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>>603161176
fucking hell, almost as hairy as my ass
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>>603161176
GIRL DAT'S A BOOTY HOLE!!!
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>>603161075
I got that pic before the others I have another pussy pic before the others as well.
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Write white who're on her ass
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Cock on lips
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>>603160888
Spread it with fingers
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Put hot sauce on her Hand and tickle her pussy with a feather
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Finger in pooper and a pic!
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give her the Bill Cosby treatment
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>>603161245
This
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>>603161176
Today OP became a good guy
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>>603161296
This, go suck her off and make her wet
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>>603161086
Sharpie in her pooper, then in her mouth
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>>603161325
This
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>>603159425
stream sex
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>>603161331
zippity bebop her bibbity bo bop?
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>>603161228
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>>603161079
Or peel them & stick them in her pussy.
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put something rather large in her vagina, like a cucumber or something
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I'm not saying you should rape her, because rape is wrong, #checkyourprivilege

but.
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loosely tie her up so when she wakes up she has no ideahow she got that way or what happened then in the morning ask what all the niggers were doing in her room
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wtf dude...
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FUCK HER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. RAPE HER ASSHOLE AND HERPUSSY fag FUCK HER
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>>603161176
Shave her asshole, see if she notices.
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>>603161464
fkn kek
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>>603159425
shave her pussy, nice and smooth.
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>>603161464
rofl, please do this op its genius
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>>603161487
Go to bed kid.
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The new one of those people that have not yet been forwarded or transmitted with then a few years back to the next day delivery based in New Jersey
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>>603161544
dubs confirms
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>>603161487
this guy, do what he says
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>>603161418
This is getting rather boring
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>>603161418
Post her soles
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>>603161498
This
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>>603161418
I think OP is getting turned on let the fun be gain
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Write on her asshole
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Roll her back! Dick in pussy picture and then cum on the pussy and take a other one!
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>>603161418
lick feet
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holy fucking shit. good work OP.
In all my time here, you're the best OP I've ever seen.
EVER
this is gold m8
reminds me of the good ole days
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>>603161418
Op is a god among men
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Moar pics
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>>603161418
Now put your finger in her mouth
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The almighty sharpie in pooper
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>>603161418
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
Please.
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>>603161636
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>>603159425
OP can you atleast cum on her ass and post a pic ?
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>>603161616
>161616
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>603161636
how does a human not wake up from being butt fucked with a finger and sharpie?
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>>603161636
put it in all the way
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Toasting in an epic bread
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>>603161636
Kek awesome.
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now put ur dick in hwr asshole
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>>603161636
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>Record yourself saying "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>tie her to the bed
>continuously play that for exactly 24hrs with her tied to the bed
>only go in to feed her, but wear an Obama mask when you do
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>>603161636
timestamp on ass with orange sharpie
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dress her and cover her with a sheet

give her a hot water bottle if it's cold

put a glass of water by her bed with some painkillers for the morning

kiss her on the forehead and let her sleep
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>>603161636
You managed to stick a sharpie up a sleeping woman's pooper?
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>>603161636
cheesus dat hair
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Kick hands
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>>603161636
OP = HERO OF THE DAY!
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>>603161636
suck on that sharpie
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>>603161636
Color in her butthole, draw a big spiral coming out of it.
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post morningstory
and webm of walk of shame

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>>603161498
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Hit that shit raw dog, then bail.

And post photos of it.
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OP is too beta to fuck her
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>>603161633

this
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>>603161636
Yeeeees
OP I want to shake your hand
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wow an OP that delivers
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>>603161727
This
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>>603161498
>>603161536
just do both.
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>>603161697
Its called alcohol noob
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Cum in her ear...fill it up... with timestamp.
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>>603161636
OP is a pretty cool guy
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>>603161699
Dubs with the wisdom
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>>603161636
Take the tip off, write whore on her butt hole
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>>603161713
highly recommend
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>>603161697
you've never been drunk before, have you?
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>>603161700
Fuck, wasted my dubs.. >>603161611
Do this.
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Kick hands.
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>>603161636
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>>603161754
THIS
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OP I know you wanna fuck her!!!!!
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>>603161633
fucking this please.
keking at the idea.
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>>603161697
> butt fucked, sharpie barely sticking in
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>>603161822
epic dubs xDDD
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>>603161822
you got some left by the looks
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>>603161725
white knight new fag detected
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>>603161616
>161616
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cream pie
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How about you creampie her so we all got something to fap to.
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Wat do with this position? She's getting more and more conscious by the second.
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>>603161636
OP you're the best
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>>603161925
lick her face
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>>603161814
I've been drunk plenty of times matey, but I'm 100% sure I would wakeup from a finger going on my butt hole. maybe I don't have a big loose finger fucked butthole like you faggots
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>>603161686
This..
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>>603161925
cum on her face
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>>603161636
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>>603161925
Op is a hero
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>>603161925
>>603161725
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>>603161925
Cock in hand from there bro do it do it
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>>603161765
calm down their slim shady. this is your conscience
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Fuck her back into consciousness you pussy
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>>603161925
just fuck her.
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cut her clitoris off and make her eat it
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>>603161636
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>>603161925
Roll her on her back and put your dick in!
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>>603161925
Cum on her
Spread the cum to look like a swastika on her belly
Leave
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op is not a fag
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>>603161713
Genius and underrated
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>>603161636
Sharpie in that hairy ass pooper
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>>603161986
Do it OP
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>>603161925
cut her bra off
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>>603161925
just stick your peewee in her mouth, or wank it and cum on her face, then sleep
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today OP was a pretty cool guy.
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>>603161925
erect yet? pose with dick on/over her ass
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>>603161925
It's time to unload your cheez in her ass !!
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Take a permanant ink sharpie.

Write on the her thut, and back of her thighs, all sort of whore monger things, like

"Great time call me (put someone assholes numbers) "
"great sex"
"you do the best anal
"thanks for the party we cleaned u up"

etc etc.
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>>603161925
glorious proportions
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ITT: Newfags and gullible children
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>>603161925
just fuck her already
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>>603161925
cut some of her long hair and shove it in her asshole and pussy
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>>603162024
I tried. Came and now I'm waiting for another hard on.
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>>603161925
Cock on face
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>>603161925
just do the loosley tied/niggers were in your room thing its genius
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>>603161636

Time for livestream?
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spread dat pussey
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>>603162082
this
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>>603161754
This
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>>603161176
why are you not fucking her yet OP?

get dick super wet and go slow
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Lol, I trolled you all. I was awake the whole time and had my gay friend take those photos of me xDDDDDDD
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Kick hands
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i've found her facebook. Should we tell her and send screenshots of this thread?
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>>603162046
kek
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>>603162082
rerolling
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More pussy pics, and cock on face pics
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really though, dick in poosy
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