Right, here we go.
First table: two shrimps one salad one scallop HOW LONG???!?!?!?
>>603110043
10 hours
4 minutes chef
Oh COME ON!
TALK, PEOPLE
WHERE'S MY SHRIMP?!????!?!/!?
WAKE UP!!!!
risotto ready
>>603110043
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBeLYvSkz_g
>>603110769
>>603110769
I don't have shrimp but I got dubs
I have your scallops
>>603110769
Sorry chef, its burned.
>>603110769
WHICH ONE'S THE SHRIMP BUCKET?
>>603110844
OH COME ON,
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY STOP.
COME HERE. JUST TASTE THIS.
Taste it... TASTE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S BLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU.... FUCK OFF
>>603111581
how about YOU fuck off. You think you're so high and mighty because you yell at us all the time. I'm sick of your bullshit, assbutt.
>>603111581
I...I'M DOING MY BEST, CHEF!!!
SCALLOPS COMING IN 5 MINUTES CHEF
>>603111581
I'm loving this thread
>>603111581
here chef just give them this
>>603111581
Sorry chef. Redoing risotto
>>603110769
SALADS UP!
>>603111894
Scallops are already done, fucking listen!!
>>603111241
>>603111581
I ain't no bitch!
Right, next order: two wellingtons one fish HOW LONG????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
>>603111956
Don't redo it just add more risotto. NEEDS MORE RISOTTO
>>603111962
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE A BABY'S DIAPER! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THAT?
TASTE IT! MAKE SURE YOU TASTE IT!
>>603110043
I dunno, man, like... maybe you should chill. I mean working in a kitchen is a high stress environment and if this little thing has you screaming maybe you should get maybe, you know a more laid back job.
>>603112300
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>>603111581
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>603112243
I'M ON THE FISH, CHEF! 2 MINUTES!
>>603112300
yes chef......sorry chef...
>>603112243
>>603112243
Here's your Wellington. Beef, right?
>>603112300
FISH IS READY, CHEF!
>>603111962
What?
YOU COME HERE... COME HERE BIG GUY
YOU, feel it. FEEL IT!!!!!!
IT'S RAW!!!!!
FUCK OFF
>>603112267
Adding lamb to risotto as requested
>>603112243
2 wellington chef
>>603112243
HERES YOUR FISH
>>603112634
YOU!!!!!
Good job. Order please.
>>603112920
What the fuck is this? Do you expect me to eat that?
Is this fish fresh? IS IT?
>>603112920
I ALREADY PREPARED THE FISH, YOU THICK FUCK!!
>>603112760
ORDER UP, CHEF
Red team
its over cooked
>>603112795
THERES ONLY ONE CHEF IN THIS KITCHEN, CHEESEBAG.
YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT CUNT.
>>603113366
an excellent forgotten picture.
>>603113096
HERE IS YOUR FISH, CHEF. WHAT'S NEXT?
WAITING ON A WELLINGTON!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?
Oh come on. Who's on the meat station??!?!??!
>>603113196
I remade the salad and the fish, chef!
>>603113692
YOU FUCKING RETARDED CHEF??????
>>603112634
THIS NIGGA FINISHED IT
>>603113692
HERE IS YOUR FILET MINGON CHEF!
HOW LONG UNTIL MY SPOTTED DICK IS READY? TABLE 4 IS BECOMING IMPATIENT!!!!
>>603113692
It's right there! Fuck!
>>603112866
>>603111948
lol
>>603113675
>>603112920
>>603113729
>>603112760
HOW MANY FISH ARE WE THROWING OUT THIS BITCH? CHRIST, CHEF IS GONNA HAVE OUR DICKS ON A PLATTER!!
>>603113729
>>603113922
the dick is good to go check it if you dont believe me
>>603113729
There's a fucking hair in it!
HOLY FUCK!
Are you even wearing a net?
>>603113914
YOU!!! COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Nicely done.
Order please.
>>603114291
SORRY CHEF, HERE IS THE NEW DISH.
I aint no punk bitch chef.
HERE IS THE SALAD CHEF
>>603113922
hre is the duck
>>603114597
that salad is too hot
Everyone HOLD it!!
Time for the Secret Ingredient!!!....
Spaghetti Losbter ready!
>>603110747
I understood that reference.
wellington
>>603114501
WE NEED 5 DUCK RILLETTES!
>>603114697
>!!
>>603114948
>DUCK RILLETTES
#1 CHEF
>>603114260
WHO PUT THE SPOTTED DICK IN THE WATER BATH?
>>603114291
>>603114195
S-s-sorry! so sorry c-chef...
I'll be right out with that desert, chef!
>>603115180
kek
ILL TAKE A RARE WELLINGTON FOR 500
>>603114697
ITS SEA URCHINS!! GO GO GO
Honestly, I'm disgusted with you all! This service tonight was a disaster!!!
>>603115124
>>603115124
It's like piled in grease. Yuck. It looks like vomit.
hmmm........here you go, chef?
>>603115627
fuck you say to me chef?
>>603115777
>>603115777
Can you ask the chef if it's frozen? It's stone cold in the middle.
>>603115627
The three of us have come to a decision.
The poster who will be removed...
Is....
>>603116104
ORDER UP!
>>603116592
>>603116407
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