Who would /b/ choose?
>>603043581
template
Do they have to be famous?
>>603043581
Picking a 14-year old. Fucking mods get your ass in here.
>>603044484
nope
>>603044687
>>603043581
*whom
>>603043581
obvious choice is obvious:
Anniston still waits for Johnny Depp to come back to here - so nope
Watson is a feminazi - so nope 2
What does that leave us with?
Right...
If don't have to be famous, I'm going with a mother-daughter duo I know, and Grace Helbig
lemme dust this off...
>>603043581
Wait wait wait, so they get to fuck me and get eternal youth? This is some bullshit. Why does this stupid thing act as though I'm the winner in this deal?
>>603045227
go kill yourself stupid idiot....
>>603045480
Awful. Just Awful.
>>603045227
no you tit. pick your own
>>603045480
middle one for me
>>603045296
ok....pics?
>>603045729
That hurts my feeling. Why would you say that?
>>603045505
well, they night stay young forever, but they'd have to pay for it by fucking a basementdwelling neckbeard... so of course YOU are the winner for getting free fucks
>>603045480
So you have a thing for girls whose faces aren't too attractive I see.
>>603045971
>no you tit. pick your own
ovious choice is obvious - it's the jailbait of course
>>603046209
forget it
>>603046656
That's a tough one.
>>603046656
fuck, do you really hate yourself that much?
I would pick 18 y/o lia, 16 y/o lia and 14 y/o lia because Lia is love.
The choice is easy
G.
McKayla
Anna Faith
rawling
>>603046136
I can see how Popplewell isn't everyone's cup of tea, but how can you say that about Mellisa Clarke...
>>603047727
Or Deborah Ann Woll?
>>603046656
ok, scoff all you like, but this guy now gets to degrade these three symbols of female "empowerment" for the rest of his and their lives.
not a bad decision, considering none of them are truly horrendous (save for ET in the middle there)
>>603047913
She's by far the ugliest of the 3
>>603047931
This guy gets it, I'd love nothing more than to have the girl I hate and the two lesbian feminists I know as my 3 just so I could degrade them and they'd love it
>>603047727
is nice
Fuck, Jennifer Aniston.
She's a damn sexy bitch.
>>603048313
Yeah but she's rich as fuck.
Fire away, niggers.
>>603049194
whats wrong with the one on the left, she pissed?
>>603049194
Why has Lily Collins not had a leak yet?
>>603049423
I don't think so.
>>603049623
No classy.
>>603049837
i feel like she is looking into my soul
my 3 sex slaves for eternity
>>603051008
Too bad you'll only get to enjoy them for 5 years before dying of AIDS.
>>603051281
condom my friend
>>603051475
It would be easier and more fun to just pick 3 normal people.
>>603051723
white people are ugly ass fuck, black master race
>>603051249
shit nigga who is left?
>>603051844
Literal autistic confirmed
>>603051249
Good picks
Lia
Random hot Asian Chick with big tits
Random hot Chick with very long and beautiful hair
>>603051249
id change the middle, other two are good
>>603051008
I know what you have planned...Sex is easy to find. Willing slaves is hard.
>>603046656
no longer the worst.
see
>>603051008
>>603051844
was hast du da gerade gesagt du affe
y r the allz of them r so white?
>>603052148
no, not just sex. i wanna have love with them, i want them to love me, i want to marry them all, i want to impregnate all of them. im in love
>>603052148
seems like a fun movie, what is it?
>>603052477
b cuz whites r hot.
>>603043581
But what if i ask her not to be attracted to me?
>Checkmate OP
>>603052605
12 years a slave.
>>603048215
Middle get me hard in an instant
>>603043581
Watson seems like she's got a good head on her shoulders ... if you know what I mean.
So her.
>>603051249
name of left?
>>603052605
12 Years a Slave
>>603052750
Kek'd
>>603052019
dunno if bait but chick on the right is kaley cuoco from 2010 i made the pic
>>603051931
I dunno her either sorry m8 found her pic here :/ with no sauce
>>603052868
Guki Shinjo
>>603051973
Thanks
>>603043581
>Implying Jennifer Aniston ages
Emma Watson
Inb4emma is for newfags
>>603052965
omg
>>603052965
retard
>>603046656
Why would you do that to you...
jk with the 3 niggers. these 3 are the most beautiful
>>603051008
Their fathers were already slaves man, feel bad for them, even if they are ugly as fuck
18 year old lela star
14 year old brooke shields
elizabeth hurley circa austin powers
>>603053065
Googled it and got nothing
>>603053482
nice
>>603043581
I only need this one.
>>603053969
>>603043581
>>603054661
i think people like her cus her mouth is so small even the tiniest dick looks huge
>>603054661
this woman is not attractive.
>>603054248
Her other named is Ai Suropu
>>603045480
>>603055204
strange looking things
>>603046656
I pick Lacy
>>603055011
Also this.
>>603055204
>>603055204
>being this casual
>>603056041
Alicia Keys' chest is hairier than mine.
>>603043581
>>603044687
fantasizing about pedophilia is not illegal or against rules... faggots like you are so used to crying for mommy to help you, now all you can do is cry for mods
>>603056393
anna sophia robb
>>603045480
Who is the chick in the middle?
>>603055070
says the neckbeard living in mommys basement
>>603057304
>>603047727
>>603052148
I like how that almost never actually happened in real life. Think about it, slaves were so expensive that most families could only afford one. And the slaves often slept in the same house as the master because it's not like people all had two houses on their property in the 1800's. Why the fuck would you damage, and potentially kill your slave when you probably paid hundreds of dollars (equivalent to thousands of dollars in 2015 USD) to own them?
In reality slaves were well taken care of, because losing a slave was like losing an investment.
>>603043581
I'll be well taken care of body and soul
>>603043581
Christina Hedricks
Maserati
Amber Rose
>>603045480
oh damn, Deborah Ann Woll would have been a good choice for fucktoy, but I don't know if she's cool enough to hang out with
>>603044687
get out fag
>>603058440
>>603056555
>>603054661
I just don't get it. Anna Kendrick is a 7.5/10 at best. Her tits are her only good feature.
>>603055204
how fucking bland
>>603043581
old ugly basic bitch
good choices op
>>603043581
Sarah Palin - because she's hot.
Maggie Thatcher - because power is sexy
Hillary Rodham Clinton - because if I get tired, HRC can fuck the other two with her cock
>>603056555
>dayum
i'm gonna need a name on the middle one
>>603058585
She has a good heart at least. How many rich knockouts would date an average-looking blind guy?
>>603059445
the ones that are desperate for attention.
>>603058979
She's cool in real life, though, anon. And when you have a pornstar to fuck whenever, your other two waifus can be cool 7.5s. That's okay.
>>603059603
you're retarded as fuck
>>603059445
that is pretty cool. I meant don't know like I just don't know anything about her.
>>603059784
maybe she'll date me next then
>>603043581
just made my fav new electropop band
Do anything I ask?
Rhonda Rousey is definitely on the list, I have a big list of people needing a beatdown
>>603059603
I doubt she'd be starved for attention if she dated a guy who could actually see her. At least that guy could really appreciate her beauty.
>>603060044
Lights. I would do terrible horrible things to get to put it in her pooper.
Y'all don't know how to play this game. Here is how it's done:
1.) Oprah Winfrey - I am now an instant billionaire and have a 61 year old black servant for the rest of my life.
2.) Cat Cora - Iron Chef and sexy dike. I get gourmet meals, and I get to bang her and all her lesbian friends.
3.) Christina Hendricks - thick and sexy as fuck. Sex slave for life, and she has a body built for churning out my soon to be Walder Frey like collection of kids.
>>603060625
3 emmas
you know the 3 emmas
>>603060605
I like the way this anon thinks.
>>603060625
what movie?! left!
>>603061135
scream or some shit like that
>>603043581
watson everytime
>>603061186
You're not obligated to select girl in the same league as you, anon.
I am a man of taste.
So, honestly... Why Emma Watson?
Face is pretty, nothing amazingly special, but pretty. No ass, no tits, pretty meh body overall, to be honest.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I never understood the appeal. She's very average to me.
>>603061931
Ye shit taste lol
>>603061852
i'd reck the middle one
>>603061852
left?
>>603046656
Variety is the spice of life
Only choice
>>603062171
Lily-Rose Melody Depp
>>603061186
Who picks a nigger? Seriously
>>603062205
Upvoted
>>603062095
It must be awful to see the world through your shit-stained glasses.
I pity you bro :^(
>>603061852
Forgot about her...
>>603061931
Why pick old Salma with the deflated titties?
>>603043581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7XuotNrXIU
>>603062571
Haha yeah
>>603062573
Dumb cunt, old box face and dumb cunt fake fits, a+ taste shitbag
>>603060605
You sir are a genious
>>603043581
Lia of course, young, cute, fresh tight.
>>603060625
source left?
>>603062334
>Lily-Rose Melody Depp
>Lily-Rose
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your recently acquired slave is a fuken flower m8
>>603061852
depp needs to be younger
>>603061090
>>603063186
Took like 2 seconds to Google. 4.3.2.1.is the name of the film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1514041/
>>603043581
Right with hand with painted nails x 3
>>603064289
variety is the spice of life Anon
>>603064289
Love Benson's boobies. She's probably the most photogenic girl on the planet too. Even when she's out shopping dressed like a slob she looks gorgeous.
>>603043581
Mine
>>603061578
my sides.
>>603046656
Honestly the cunt to the very right might be horrible but fuck is she hot
>>603059428
emily kinney
>>603061931
worst picks in thread
>>603066422
>not picking tori over kelly
>>603067541
He'll probably be disappointed when he finds out she's pushing 30.
>>603045480
mah nigga
>>603068267
no I'm not actually
>>603066422
ma nigga!
I don't have pics of my choices clothed, and I don't need another ban for posting em naked.
>>603068881
be careful with that edge there
>>603066422
Who's that girl on the left? I can't think of her name
No gingerpuss yet? I'm disappointed.
>>603069132
Jessica Alba
>>603069321
Oooh yea
>>603067920
Just nope. Kelly is the correct choice.
>>603044687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7n_koR8tc
for you
This was a tough one, but I will give my explanations.
1. Larkin Love - Sex Slave: She is a filthy whore with a long ass tongue, big titties, thick thighs and a nice ass. I would sacrifice unbaptized children to have her suck my cock just once.
2. America Ferrera - Love Slave: I first fell in love with her looks while watching Ugly Betty. She would be my confidant, the woman I cuddle with and love. I would fuck her too, but this would come second to Larkin Love.
3. Julia Child - Chef Slave: This woman can cook anything and everything, I would keep her around as a mami-esque slave.
With these three women, what more could a man want?
>>603068881
three kids. haha. you will soon regret that.