moot left
>OP is fag

>>602986601
A lot

>>602986767
straight got bought out from under him yo. welcome back

i heard moot left. anything else?

Max Swag stuck 4 markers in his anus.

>>602987046
thanks. i went to jail because of 4chan man. also my own mistakes haha

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>>602987144
whos max swag?

>>602987122
>>602987144
Double Dubs

>>602986601
9/11

>>602987269
He was a random faggot on a dating website who baited a hipster fuckboy into going to a hotel halfway across the country for his gaping anus.

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>>602987282
is this still relevent?

>>602987419
what happened when they met?

They didnt meet, he lied. The guy went to a hotel far away and Max just stayed in his house.
The other guy was so disappointed.

This place is now a subreddit. We sjw now

>>602987685
oh i see. gr8 lol
>>602987690
ive heard /b/ went sjw now. but i dont know how bad it is. are there still gore threads?

>>602988069
Gore threads, sure. A lot more whiteknights and memelords though. Their favorite "Use this word to automatically win the epic debate" is "Edgy" and they post gay image with a fish to say "this is bait" which is another epic maymay from reddit. It basically means "trolling"

>>602988069
Yes. Jesus, you have been away for awhile.

>>602988389
i welcome the whiteknights. they make things interesting sometimes. fucking memelords tho. i see enough of that shit on facebook. "denk maymay bro" fuck off

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>>602986601
This happened.

>>>/t/641553

You're welcome.

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>>602988389
What debate? It's just a more specific way to call someone a faggot for liking something that you don't, you edgy fuck.

>Wah not everyone wants to look at my dead people

That fish has been here a little longer than that.

>>602986601
>not just changing your ip

>>602987196
cp?

>>602989426
lolno. i did a "69 decides what i put on facebook, /b/" and it was some terrorist shit so i went to jail for 2 months

>>602989844
Holy shit... yeah thats kinda stupid
But at least OP did deliever

>>602989236

explain? i would have done it

>>602989844
>i went to jail for 2 months

proof or it didnt happened

>>602989967
yeeeep. im from a small town in canada where im pretty sure they still sacrifice goats in the church basements. people around here dont take kindly to anything against the grain. it was all over the news actually

>>602990336
how do you want the proof? in what way?

>>602990622

I think that anon is (rightfully) skeptical of someone going to jail for two months over something that was posted on 4chan and Facebook.

>>602990792
i understand. i still think it was all bullshit. but i can provide any form of proof.

>>602990792
>>602990336
>>602990265
>>602989967
https://gregorydevans.wordpress.com/2013/09/06/teen-who-posted-death-threats-on-facebook-has-sentencing-adjourned/

i guess idgaf about people on 4chin knowing my name or anything. many people already do. anyways, this is me. you can also google "john clapham medicine hat" to see all the news articles. you can also see i play a lot of chess

>>602991425

Sorry, anon, that sucks. Two fucking months? Damn

Also

>Dolan

lol

>>602991425
>Krinke described Clapham, based on evidence presented
>a person with difficulties in actual social relationships
>exasperated by the teen’s online interactions and personality traits.
I keked

>>602991425
Not bad dude, welcome back

>>602991425
>exotic humor
Made me kek

>>602986601
I want to get out of this shithole, can i get permabanned pl0x?

>>602991986
Definitely sounds like a 4chan user

banana

>>602986601
So just wondering how exactly do they enforce being banned by law to visiting 4chan? Did they bug your computer or something?

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The get of the fucking year was iron man it got automatically deleted before anybody could reply.

>>602989097
Memelord detected

I love how in practically every quote they say that OP is "absolutely no threat whatsoever but lets lock him up anyways"

>>602991425
That's shitty dude. I mean that was way dumb but still you didn't deserve jail or that article pissing on you.

>>602991425
Damn OP, nice work.

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OP = god

>>602991425
>Da inturnet is eevoll!!
>our children! Someone think of the children


They are so stupid

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>>602988389

WAIT GUYS. MAYBE HE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT LE FAPPENING

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Op is a god

>>602986601
THE FAPPENING !!!
also cancer bananas
no more IDs, dubs are back

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>>602994143

is op still here? do you know about the fappening?

>>602993505
Le maymay

>>602993572ive briefly heard of the fappening.
>>602993677
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>>602992806
>>602992754
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>>602992546
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>>602992144
they said they would do random sweeps of my laptop. they never did, ive checked it over for bugs several times. nothing. it was all smoke and mirrors once i got out. everyone in town hates me practically now

also yes, the prosecutors name was dolan. i loved that
>>602992116
sure lol just do what i did

>>602994252
He was only in custody / jail for 4 months fappening happened prior to that i think

>>602994385
why did that happen?

So I'm moving to Medicine Hat this summer OP. How's it there?

>>602988389
I like the bait pics, then again I am a newfag from reddit. Go figure

>>602994495
most hours of sunlight from any other canadian city per year, greatest variation of weather in a short span of time, greatest amount of different kinds of weather in a single city, everyone knows everyone despite its size.

its a retirement community where all the wealth and political decisions are controlled by and catered to people over 65. if youre young, it sucks. if youre old and retired, youre in paradise. buses stop running at 1045 on weekends.

>>602994468
600000000 get

>>602994818
and the guy got the thread destroyed because of that?

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>>602994192
gr8

>>602994388
Someone had the name Cock lmao

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>>602994735
Checks out

>>602995080
my lawyers last name was cocks. he was a pretty cool guy. it didnt help tho

>>602994939
Dunno wasn't there, I sadly had to get off before the big get happend

>>602994744
1045 really? Taxi prices alright or should I just bike it everywhere?

Milhouse is now a meme

>>602986601
what is pic related

>>602995228
if youre in decent shape you can go from one end of med hat to the other on a bike in an hour or less. taxi is probably 25 bucks home from the bar to cover like...1/3 of the city. so not great. i drive. gas is dirt cheap because medicine hat is sitting on and near the largest amount of gas in canada.

>>602995875
hes fucking samus
he'll fuck you too
he's the first member
of the dk crew

>>602996052
I love you

>>602995377
i doubt that changed in 18 months lol

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>>602996120
thank

>>602996052
who samus

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OP I would like to cordially welcome you back to /b/ with the funniest WEBM (new format accepted on 4chan, not sure how many months ago it was - maybe a year?) I've seen in a few months

>>602995880
Ok cool, gonna be a student so a car might be a tad pricey for me. I'm guessing your 20 by now. Planning to go to MHC or are you still kinda fucked right now?

>>602996355
The metroid one

>>602996355
i think the girl dk is fucking is zss. not sure tho. in my mind it is

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this happend

>>602996497
fuck no man, i am in computer programming at mhc. i drive, have a girlfriend, and i live in a condo for free. i also just got a job the other day after being turned down for countless previous jobs for having a criminal record. theres no way im letting this shitty town get the best of me.

also bus passes are cheap, and depending on where you live lots of ppl i know carpool. but in all seriousness, stay away from medicine hat. its shit here. but if youre set on it bus passes are cheap for students. yea im 20

>>602996885
i heard all about the dress, but whats with the banana

>>602997001
the shittiest forced meme to ever be forced ever

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>>602997001
its the newest meme my friend :^)

>>602997001

When the Fappening happened (some anon leaked a shit load of celeb nudes from hacked apple cloud accounts), tumblr and reddit flooded /b/ in protest and started posting BANANAMAN. It has now become a /b/ shitpost.

>>602997139
luks shit, and ive seen shit forced memes

>>602997214
that doesnt surprise me. to replace 4chan i went on tumblr. the amount of sjw and whiteknights there is insane. feminist capital of the internet. i argued with some of them. it was fruitless. i dont know why i tried

also is there any easy way to dump a folder of images to a thread yet? or nah?

>>602996923
Sorry no can do, got a three year sentence to fill out there before I can leave. I'll be in health science but maybe I'll run it to ya. It'd be kinda neat to meet up with a guy who's thread I decided to click on out of the blue.

>>602997468

Nope not yet

can upload to imgur and link the URL

There was a time where there was no captcha. It feels almost like a dream now.

>>602997495
that would be neat. well you know my name. i have kik as well. i guess i dont mind people talking to me on kik

TheManDare
>>602997563
thats not bad actually

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Tape Dick.

It was glorious.

Pt. 1: https://4archive.org/b/thread/600168027

Pt. 2: https://4archive.org/b/thread/600173161

Pt. 3: https://4archive.org/b/thread/600176301

>>602998108
oh god. i think ive seen screencaps of this. will read tho
>>602997749 is there still 4chin gold? the pass to bypass captcha? haha

/wsg/ and /gif/ now have sound

>>602997828
>>602998256
There is if you are not a cheap bastard. Also I don't have kik, but I'll send you a message on facebook later on with skype or steam or something. Could chill play some vidya, whatever floats your boat

>>602998519
sure sounds good. profile pic is some kawaii nick cage

>>602998663
Oh yeah, there it is alright. Be on the lookout for some steve buscemi

>>602998256
Welcome back anyways man.

People in your town might hate you but back here most of us glorify your devotion to delivering and not being a faggot of an OP.

We accept your dumb ass. Why not post a little about your story on r9k?

>>602998915
roger

>>602998663
Might hit you up as well OP.

Codeword based deliverer.

>>602991425
“our reality is not the reality of young people … Virtual reality is their reality.”

My god has tech really gotten that good? And to think I was excited about the hololens when apparently complete VR immersion encompassing every sense exists. Or the bitch thinks everyone on the internet is autistic as fuck.

>>602999504
sure, at some point. if people gimme there kik i can link them once i post on r9k but until then im going to help my mom take xmas lights down and have lunch so ill be around...talk to you gus later lol

once again

kik: TheManDare

>>602999877
lol sure people can hmu on fb or kik or whatever.

facebook: John Clapham
Medicine Hat

>>602997214
That's not at all what happened mark.

>>603000095
Sounds good.

>Xmas lights in March
lelll