>>602935053
>French fries
I think you mean FREEDOM FRIES, anon. If you're going to be an ignorant amerifat, you might as well fly the faggot flag high.

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Hopping on this train. Fucking brits think they're better than everyone.

You are the definition of American ignorance

>They butchered the English language
>English people
>Butchered the English language
>wut

The bait is weak, but I will take it anyway.

>Hordes of Muslims
>Less Muslims that France and America

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>>602935923
Shut your mouth, britbong. You think your snooty accent makes you fancy and better than everybody else. Why don't you go go brush your filthy teeth.

>>602935053
Only amerifags pronunce Aluminium as Aluminum. Aluminum doesnt exist, Aluminium does. Every other language has Aluminium, amerifats not cause theyre too dumb to do it correctly

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>>602936076
>Less Muslims that France and America
France maybe, but America? Wat? Nig nog, your country is Muhammedstan 2.0 and you politically correct, anti-gun retards are allowing it to happen.

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>I never got the whole "i was at university" thing either, guess that's like the hospital one
>they suck at soccer
>they claim to hate football, but when they do the NFL London thing every year with shit teams like the Jags and Dolphins they turn out in their 100's of thousands
>their film industry sucks
>their music has been shit since the 70's ended

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>>602936570
>theyre
*they're
Who's dumb now, Nigel?

>>602936792
I'm being serious, check yourself.

I have guns. This whole "Brits can't own guns" thing is wrong.

>>602936570
And only brits have a stupid ass nickname for everything

>>602935053

>french fries
>come from belgium
>not knowing the difference between french and walloons

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>>602936076
>makes post in response to claim that bongs butchered the english language
>proceeds to butcher the english language

>>602937261
>Misspells one word
>Butchered the English language.

S-sure thing anon.

>>602935631
>Hopping on this train. Fucking AMERICANS think they're better than everyone.

FTFY

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the UK is literally the Fredo Corleone of all the English speaking countries

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>>602937141

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America has better:
>culture
>beer
>sports
>music
>women
>men
>food
>nature
>tea

You mad britfags?

>>602937487
We're better than you, and we know it

OP is my man!
Hate fkng britfags too

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>>602937261
#rekt

>>602938004
Yes. It's so hard to contain how mad I am!

harbor tea > Iced tea > hot tea

>>602938130
drink some tea lad

I live in UK and yes the women are horrendous, food is filthy, tea is nice, crisps are shit...
I just want to move to USA

>>602935053
>their hideous accent.

which one?

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ya i hate stupid ugly british people

>Britain are so faggy
>Ahhh! Fuck Britain!

>America want to attack Syria
>Asks Britain for permission
>Britain says no
>America cry and ask France
>France, being the cucks they are agree
>America knows they can't do it without based Britain and the SAS
>America decides not to go without Britain

FUCK BRITAIN!

>>602938448
Funny, I'm American and I'd say the exact same thing about here.

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>>602938448
>crisps
WTF is that, britbong? Do you mean CHIPS? CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!

>be me
>be american in the glorious USAF
>be stationed at RAF Lakenheath (typical retarded Brit name)
>go into town on days off
>bang tons of Brit sluts
>probably have a dozen children running around the English countryside
fucking britcucks

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What's this from?

>>602935053
I'm a born American. I've lived in the UK. The older I get, the more I despise the average "Murrican", and appreciate Brits, the Irish, the Dutch, and the Swedes as decent, hard working people who don't collectively have their head's up their asses. I loathe American women. I despise American meathead men who are all steroids and small dicks. I hate "thug" culture and the destruction of our children to criminals and uneducated drug dealers and ghetto trash. Our entertainment is shit. Our schools are shit. The economy is shit. The corporate world is shit.

I never thought I'd say I was ashamed to be an American, but after the last 20 years of war, banks stealing everything, an utterly corrupt government and press, a vapid and hollow culture, and things like political correctness, Bible thumpers, and race wars...I'm fucking ashamed to call myself American. We represent shit.

Our flag should be 50 piles of stinking shit, on shit brown and piss yellow stripes.

>David Cameron is a pompous twat.
You can't deny me.

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>>602938564
She's actually french you retarded faggot

>>602938861
mirai nikki

>>602938861
Miria Nikki

>>602938861
shoulders and hips: the movie

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>>602935053

>>602938861
The battle of New Orleans.

>>602938891
this pasta is stale

>>602938861
mirai nikki?

>>602938936
Being born in Paris Doesn't make her french.
>Watson
That's British kiddo.
>and you called me a retarded faggot

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>>602938936
>yfw you just realized that Emma Watson is actually french

>>602935053
>They're the ugliest race of humans on this planet.

LOL

No, that either the chinks or niggers, by FAR.

>>602938891
>Swedes
aka Muslims

>>602939321
>born in france
>isn't french
yurologic

I've travelled the world. Learned a lot about many cultures and met some fantastic people. The more I travel the more I develop and grow as a person.

American, French, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Polish, Swedish, Irish, Dutch etc etc... All great people. Had nothing bad to say about any of them, and they had nothing bad to say about me. It seems that people who are most insecure about themselves and where they come from, are the ones that will hate on other countries.

Stay insecure OP. Keep samefagging your own thread, but remember this, if you visit England, post a thread and let me know, I'll have a drink with you at the pub and show you the real Britain, not the one you see behind 20 greasy chins.

Can't believe these stupid americans even bother trying to defend their fucked up country.
>All cancerous nigger pop culture originates there
>rudest fattest ugliest stupidest people on the planet
>hated globally
And they won't make it through the century. Britain will. Now watch all these fat losers try to defend their fucked up country.

>>602939685
>Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson is an English actress, model, and activist.

What else do you need?

>>602939685
So if my parents are British but were living in France when I was born this make me french? I think not.
>amerifat logic

>>602940122
Don't bother arguing with an amerifat, anon.
>muh freedoms
>muh guns

>>602935053

The only thing I don't enjoy about the English is their sense of humor.

Specifically, when I tell them the story about how I told my Scottish grandfather that at one point, the sun never set on the English Empire.

He told me, "That's because, ye ken, God willne trust an Englishman in the dark."

>>602940122
Nudes.

/argument

bump for bantz

>>602940449
Being English, I can confirm that this guy wasn't English.

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would you fuck her brother?

>>602940574
You're right. He's a Scotsman who emigrated to America in 1945 after coming back from a Singapore prison camp and falling in love with his caregiver in San Francisco.

Thus, he was, and is, an American.

Bump again for the great bantz

Amerifats hurt my brain.
Australian here that thinks Britain is aight umad?

>>602941037
>The only thing I don't enjoy about the English is their sense of humor.

Then why did you say ENGLISH humour? English and Scots have powerful humour, but it's fairly different.

The Welsh? No humour.

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>>602940449
The trouble with Scotland, is that it's full of Scots

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>>602935053
Not sure if bait or just fucking stupid.

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>>602941271
Enjoy getting stung by poisonous creatures, you Australian fag. Tell Nick Cave I said hi.

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>>602941037
Also someone who went through English boarding school and really did mean the bit about not trusting Englishmen in the dark.

First time I ever heard the word "bugger" used properly was in the context "No fucking way will my grandson be buggered by some poofter, he goes to public school and that's final."

I believe I was six.

So, there's that.

And seriously, could you people NOT call fried offal a "full breakfast"? He taught me one very important thing about English cuisine: that any culture celebrating the consumption of parts of an animal used to filter piss, shit, and other body fluids is one to avoid...
...well, like an Englishman in the dark.

>>602938038
I love how americans talk as though they did everything for their country.
''We are the greatest country on earth, we're the most powerful and we'll kick your ass in any war''.
No, you're going to stay sat behind your computer while other people win the war for you.

>>602941415
Lots of people hate the British anon, it's not that uncommon. Usually in America though, brits are beneath our notice.

>>602941281
The Welsh don't have anything except the occasional hot Welsh woman...who lasts about as long as it takes to either get knocked up or move to France.

You have to admire them, really. They're like really tenacious black mold.

>>602941859
I was in the military though. 6 years.

>>602941947
No pic no proof.

>>602935053
You're close, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
How do you make English people worse? Take their dirtiest, scummiest, lowlifes and put them on a brand new shithole.
Australians are the worst.

>>602941281
Because I'm specifically talking about the fucking English, you gap-toothed dogfucking leek-eater.

>>602941883
My bestfriend is Welsh, he's a great guy who took 20 years to adopt English banter.

Wales is a pretty cool country too.

>>602941880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jere-7F0Gls
video for you all.

>>602942114
Yes, yes. I do love driving down to Tijuana periodically, but I sure as shit wouldn't live there.

Which is pretty much the consensus of most Mexicans who have lived in Tijuana that I've met - most of whom live in California.

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>>602935053
well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

>>602942091
But the scots aren't English and do not share the same level of banter.

>>602942048
>thinking I care about some anon's opinion on a mongolian image scrapbook website

>>602937149
Well, acknowledge the fact that just about every language/dialect uses words.

>>602942189
can't even understand this fuck

>>602942468
No, you're just chatting shit to impress people on the internet that you'll never meet or see in your life.
Go finish your burger you fat fuck.

>>602942613
Australian accent for ya.

>>602941619
Aethon? Is that you!

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>>602942382
I said you're a piece of shit with no talent and less intelligence than the average retarded Chihuaha.

You graduated top of your class in the Baby Dolphin swim class and have been involved in numerous secret raids of your mom's underwear drawer.
You have over 300 confirmed kills in Call of Duty, and that's after playing for five years straight on the same server using an aimbot. Most of those are just you running into people with a grenade launcher and fucking it up, just like you always do.

You're trained in being able to wipe your ass correctly on the third try, and you're the top of the heap when it comes to riding the short bus, kid. I'm nothing to you but some guy on the internet calling you what you are, a retarded little pile of horse shit that's so insecure you not only have to ride a pile of copypasta but you can't even come up with a serious insult on your own, but have to resort to a half-assed ridiculous piece of work someone more intelligent than you put together as a satire on Internet Tough Guys.

Your entire secret network of spies include your Woody and Buzz action figures, your cum-stained C3PO action figure, your Princess Leia outfit, and all four of your fanfic readers, one of which is actually your alter ego, Drakul Mon Calamari.

You can't kill anything except sexual desire, the willingness to be in the same room as you, and the hopes and dreams of the P&G family of products as you simply negate the power of their cleaning products simply by your very presence. You have the ability to start a storm of flies simply by sitting down for longer than five seconds.

The only thing you've killed with your bare hands is three extra large Pizza Hut delivery specials and four 2-liters of Diet Coke.

In short, you're a copypastaing dipshit who thinks he's funny. Go away, you pathetic waste of oxygen.

>>602942794
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602942696
Mixed with beer.

>>602941859
Not all of us talk like that. Make not generalizations, if you can.

>>602942631
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

>>602943126
You have no concrete evidence of that, Anon! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO AUTHENTICATE THAT! RIIIIGHT!? YOU'RE A RUSTY NAIL!

>>602943282
You're just disguising the exact same thing by trying to sound intelligent.

That was really awkward anon.

>>602943282
I am not the person you are responding to, but this is an ad hominem attack if ever has there been one.

>>602943282
Someones obviously getting angry.
>inb4 ''No i'm not im making a point''

If you aren't mad, why put so much effort into something i'm not even going to read.

>>602942794

Holy fuck I lol'd

>>602942631

You don't understand a hamburger until you've had a hamburger that isn't a sad British version of one.

1/3 lb ground buffalo seared over charcoal
3 slices of extra sharp cheddar cheese
1 tsp of garlic aioli
1 crispy leaf of red leaf lettuce
4 thin slices of hatch chili
2 thin, dead-ripe heirloom tomatoes
1 tsp sweet onion compote
1 tbsp bacon jam
1 freshly toasted kaiser roll, split and toasted

...served with hot-from-the-fryer onion rings or hand-cut french fries, salt, and a double chocolate milkshake.

If you've never had this after a 600 mile roadtrip, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Fuck 9gag doe

>>602943651
Instead, just prove the point he was making! That works too.

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>>602943533
>>602943563
>>602943573
>replying to pasta
fucking newfags

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>>602943573

>>602943563
You're a beef stew, a has been, a rusty nail, riight? RIIIIGHT!?!? Do you see what happened here? The disemboweled, the disemboweled the disembodied the disenfranchised, the dehydrated diabetic, the dehydrated diabetic Artie Lange used all of Elliot Offen's WORDS!!!!

>>602943651
I don't understand them anyway. I'm pescatarian.

>>602943741
...that eating a burger made by an English chef who moved to California because, as he put it, "fuck England and their shitty food" is one of life's great pleasures?

That's kind of what I took away from it.

>>602941415
Both. It's fucking stupid bait.

Being a Brit, I hate our two faucet system

>>602943971
>>602943971
Can you even authenticate these or is this hearsay evidence?

>>602943533
>>602943563
>>602943573
Is this your first week on 4chan?

>>602943817
Omfg you're so offencive, stop.

>>602943837
Beef Stew, standing by.

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>>602943852
...so you eat only carnivores that are water-based lifeforms from overfished and overharvested populations of the sea?

Oh yes, you're doing marvelous. Keep it up, you magnificent idiot.

>>602935631
Certainly better than America

>>602944102

>>602941883
Welsh fag (ish) the Welsh are great in my opinion the best out of the four in the UK best sense of humour everyone in England is an asshole

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>>602944083
Second week actually

>>602935053
My god your stupid.
Not one of those points you've made is right.
Shows how well educated Americans are these days.

>>602944083
3563 reporting in. Nope, not the first week, I was just feeling silly and decided to respond to a silly statement. Why are you responding to my silly response to a silly statement?

(Why am I responding to your silly response to my silly response to a silly response to a silly statement?)

>>602944083
Just about to hit my third. Doing well, no?

>>602944128

If this were true, why do so many Brits move to America and stay there?

Honestly, if America sucks so hard, why is it that it has more expat Englishmen than England has expat Americans?

>>602944120
I don't understand what the issue is with eating just fish? How does it make me an idiot?
Please... Explain like i'm 5 years old because i really don't have a clue.

>>602944102
You look like you blew up like a balloon! You grew up on a balloon! You look like you blew up like a balloon! you're the riff-raff lugaroo! you're a zombie! you're a zombie! lugaroo werewolf! you're a werewolf zombie! you're a zombie werewolf! you're a zombie werewolf! werewolf you're a zombie! I don't wanna wear mens clothes I wanna wear chicks clothes!!!!

Canada here, agreed.
We're the best continent.

>>602944273
>your
*you're
Nigel pls go brush your teeth

>>602944345
Because our weather is shit and American ladies love our accent.

>Source: I lived in America for 5 years

>>602944461
Nigel, please go brush your teeth.*

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>>602944347
Because, you moron, eating only fish as a meat source is pretty much eating an animal that eats nothing else but other animals. The closest you'd come to a vegetarian fish is tilapia or catfish, neither of which you get in England.

You get farmed salmon and codfish as your primary stock, or herring / mackerel, which are carnivorous - IE, they eat other fish.

So you're essentially eating nothing but apex predators and feeling smug about it while waving the "I only eat fish and am so fucking enlightened" flag.

Go you. Preferably a long way away.

>>602944525
they love making fun of it, you all sound like Hugh Grant mumbling, bumbling and stumbling your way through conversations

>>602935053
USA=UK
same thang, same people.

>>602944525
Accent: yes.
Teeth, skin, breath, penis size and other general appearance traits: not so much.

>>602944345
Brits come across to feel smarter, by surrounding themselves with functional retards.

We don't let Americans stay. You're very presence brings the nations IQ down.

>>602944819
I dentical in deed.

>>602944769
>>602944827
They never complained when I was there.

Let the insecurities run through you, anons. I loved America, but nothing beats good old England.

>>602944882
Really? So my pointing out that you can't use "your" and "you're" correctly in a sentence is...what? An aberration, Mr. Clever Dick?

>>602944696
I still don't see how that's something to get angry about. I'm not doing it to be different, the only reason I eat fish and fish alone is because I can't stand the taste of anything else.

>>602944956
Indeed. It's pointless with a dead horse.

>>602945054
so you tried cum before

>>602944956
There's no place like home,

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>>602945074
Meet me at the funny store 693 8th Avenue that's 693 8th AVENUE SO I CAN PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT LIKE I DID WHEN I LEFT A MAN FOR DEAD AT THE CARNEGIE DELI!! RIIIGGGHT?!?

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>>602935053
>ITT this guy

>>602938891
I agree 100% with this. America sucks, can't wait to graduate and move.

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>>602935053
Hacking your Facebook as we speak

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>>602945074
Love you, America.

>>602945196
Absolutely no place.

>>602945074
And by dead horse, I mean "economy", "sexual drive", "cuisine", "entertainment industry", "musical talent", "diplomatic talent", "military prowess", etc.

Seriously, at least Spain had the decency to take its long, slow slide into has-been status with grace.

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>>602945332
You can backtrace my Thanksgiving dinner, Hansen.

>>602945225

Why would I do that? I'd rather just have you try to pass immigration.

>>602945178
No, I- I can't really say I have. I'll go and try it and I'll relay my opinion right away.

>>602945274
well get the fuck out traitor

>>602935053
>aluminum

top kek spell it correctly you tard

>>602945375
You're too caught up in this whole patriotic shit.

Guess who doesn't care about any of that? Me. That's right man, the English guy you hate for no reason, doesn't give a shit about any of that.

I have a great life. Good job, good mates that I get shitfaced with at the pub every weekend and a fucking amazing family.

Honestly, you're too caught up in this man. Go outside, live a little.

>>602935053
yfw you realize that Australia is better than both these shit holes.

>>602945468

SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT! GET A LAWYER AND DEFEND YOURSELF GET A LAWYER AND DEFEND YOURSELF GET A LAWYER AND DEFEND YOURSELF!!!!!! RUSTY NAIL! YOU'RE A HAS BEEN, A RUSTY NAIL!!!!!

>Be British
>Travel around Europe
>Girls flock to me all over
>they want the British D
>fuck girls all over Europe
>British people and our country will be loved by everyone forever due to our past achievements and way of life
>Americans will always be second place stupid FOX NEWS MACDONALDS EBOLA WILL DESTROY US ALL
Feels gud man.
I am not even trolling, all people want to go to England, all girls want an English guy.
Fuck me even American girls get wet for the English D. But who the fuck would want a skanky American whore anyway?

>>602945274
Can't wait to move, then graduate here. Waiting to here back from some scholarship people in other countries is always fun.

>>602935053
Obvious bait

>>602945332
>>602935053
Is this you?
profile.php?=1000000982382771

>>602945639
>Fuck me even American girls get wet for the English D.

It's true. My 5 years living there I fucked A LOT of American girls. They LOVE us.

>>602945692
Thanks for the info. I had not realized that until you just said it.

>>602945611
Better yet, Sealand.

>>602945025
Oh no, upon writing a replay I made a small grammatical error in my vernacular! And that's your response to my point?
Your country is still primarily religious, I rest my case on the IQ front.

>>602945775
YOU ARE A HUNCHBACK, HYPOGLYCEMIC, HEMOPHILIAC!

>>602946079
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

>>602946032
YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!
YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!
YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!

>>602945600

Heh. You're not very good at reading comprehension, are you?

I don't hate England, or the English.

I just wouldn't trust them in the dark, eat their cuisine, or fail to pass up a good chance to laugh at their long-crumbled-yet-still-somehow-supported nationalistic pride.

I'm far from thinking living in America is the best life in the world, but it still beats the shit out of living in England.

Best living experiences I ever had: Brazil, seconded by Costa Rica, and a close third was South Africa.

And in almost all three I always met fucking Englishmen who, upon finding out I was an American, immediately started smacktalking and whining about "you Americunts".

Up to a point, anyway. Usually when they got punched for pointing at a Brazilian and calling him a cunt.

>>602936957
>soccer
>implying US isn't the worst at football, not soccer

KEEEEEEK

>>602946134
Open and shut, cut and dry, air tight...open and shut, cut and dry, air tight...open and shut, cut and dry, air tight. Gimme what I got coming to me that's all. He's pointing a fucking gun at my head riiiiight. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA.Close your yap before I take a dump in your yap. HAHAHAHA

>>602945658
What the fuck did I just read?

>>602946032
Good point. I hope that the religiousness abates soon. But the UK, is pretty religious too, from what I can tell.

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>>602945775
And? Staying in England, I fucked a lot of English girls.

So you managed to breed. It's something most people with functional genitals manage to do if they live long enough in the same place.

Please forgive me if I don't applaud your basic ability to perform your primary adult biological function.

>>602938717

Hello Australia

>>602945490
Hur dur, murca is the greatest hur dur
You haven't won a war since you lost Vietnam faggot.

>>602946255
Perhaps you had better start from the beginning
Perhaps you had better start from the beginning
Perhaps you had better start from the beginning
Perhaps you had better start from the beginning
Perhaps you had better start from the beginning

>>602946255
The post of a US student, waiting to hear from scholarships in other countries. Applying to universities is he, and hoping to leave in November at the latest.

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>>602937712
>The US is literally the fredo corleone of all the English speaking countries*
not a brit, but if you look through history, the english kikes like Rothschild were in fact very powerfull and originally english, not american, also dont forget america is the result of english scum going over to take over new land,
>mfw when your gov doesnt even control the money
>mfw youre in knee deep shit debt that youll try to resolve with a war, because you dont have any brains to do any other way
>mfw when US has been technologically behind Europe for the last decade
>mfw when you come here spit ignorance in hope well read people wont single out your shit post

pic related, its tim osman

>>602935053
>Those native to UK on average score ~100, third place to eastern Asia and first; Jews.

>literally a filthy nigger expressing his natural right to free speech
>white man gave you that right, filthy nigger.

>>602946161
>This blatant propaganda

America, just stop. You always do this.


When I was in France I remember this American dude that got punched the fuck out for always shouting freedoms this and freedoms that.

I can do it too.

>>602946374
No, I didn't breed, just sex.

I'm proud man. Just shows we don't need to hate each other! From the start I was saying I love America!

Love you.

>>602946285
It really isn't. Obviously I live in the uk and religion is marginalised by a vast majority of the people here

>>602946435
HORSEFACE! CLOSE YOUR FUCKIN' YAP! CLOSE YOUR FUCKIN' YAP BEFORE I DEFECATE IN YOUR YAP!
COME ON OUT FROM BEHIND THE BULLETPROOF GLASS!!! YOU'RE A NOBODY! A BEEF STEW! YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!

>>602946374
Or, to be more specific to you, dear shit-for-brains:

>>602945775

Please forgive me for not applauding the fact that you had to go to another country to actually achieve the same feat virtually every other human being achieves at least once in their lives.

Seriously, did you call your mother and get a cookie every time you shit in the toilet as a child, too?

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3,000 yr history and that's it?
OK lol

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>>602945639
your whores are just as bad, if not worse than American whores.

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>>602946841
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602946649
>d
I live in AZ USA, and religion is pretty marginal, too. You can find religious people in the right places, but not overtly and everywhere.

Of course, the UK could have as many or more self described Christians (percentage wise) than the US, and still be less religious as they are not active or really rather moderately so.

Religion is a hard thing to quantify.

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>>602946941

>>602946841
Why are you still ranting? Didn't you read my previous post?

>>602946587
I don't shout about freedom.
Mostly I generally assume I have it.
It's kind of like having the ability to get an erection.
I don't brag about it unless I'm afraid I can't.

Honestly, you have to go to the middle of America or to the South to find those guys. I'm not entirely sure they're human, but...

See, you seem to think all Americans are the same fat fucks that everyone on the coasts avoid like the fucking plague.

There's a reason we call them flyover states - it's mostly because they don't matter and anyone with a modicum of intelligence stays the fuck out of them.

Think of them like Wales, except with more diabetes.

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>>602946941
Amerianon you are mistaken, in England those are our sluts, they give up pussy for the men of England. We have half decent girls. Only with American girls i have never once met a female that is 100% sane, they are all either complete sluts that can't stick to one man, or have crazy fucking attachment issues and are the very reason /adv/ is still alive today.

>>602947179
Nice photo. Is that you in the front?

>>602947149
>See, you seem to think all Americans are the same fat fucks

No, I don't. As I said from the start, I love America and the people.

>>602946875
Explain ?

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>>602947233
Alright, are we talking whores or sluts here?

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>>602947179
I'M READY TO GO THROUGH WITH THE DNA! I'M READY TO GO THROUGH! HELLLO? I'M READY TO PROVE THAT THE RIFF RAFF SARCOMA CARPOSI SKI MASK VICTIM IS NOT MY DAUGHTER!

>>602947055
True, it will depend on how left or right you are on the religious scale to quantify its prevalence.
To my understanding percentage of religious people in the uk was taken from baptism records, not an actual religious survey. So technically I'm count as religious in the uk and I'm really not.

>>602947304
...you don't understand America, then.

Seriously. Texas is like that retarded militant cousin with a mullet, Georgia is the aunt that has had five stomach staple operations and still weighs 400 lbs because she won't stop drinking 8 liters of soda a day, Mississippi is the kid that got dropped on his head after eating paint as a child, and Florida is the crazy great-uncle that periodically likes to whip out his dick and piss on the roses.

The rest of the family has their own issues, but it's pretty easy to look at the whackos in the clan and assume the rest of the family hasn't distanced themselves as far as possible from the ones that need medication or a straightjacket to manage every day.

>>602947540
Sluts.
They will give up their pussy for any man, free of charge.
How can you talk so much shit about our great country when we have fucking girls that will sit on your dick with NO FUCKING PROBLEMO AT ALL.
You can't fuck an American chick without her getting awkwardly attached to you, or screaming rape.

>>602947284
No, I'm at the back left

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>>602947925
BLIND MAN... BLIND MAN... COLOR BLIND MAN!!!

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>>602947765
If that is how they do statistics for that, that seems a pretty poor way to really measure. I am unsure about it in the US, possibly self declared surveys projected for the wider population, and possibly other figures too. Either way, it is not really easy to reflect the actual situation with such numbers.

>>602948374
Same thing, perhaps?

>>602948374
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602948504
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602947834
So, in other words, you need that free healthcare, because otherwise your country would be awash in syphilis, HIV, and gonnorhea.

>>602948374
Either unaware of the irony of an image taken from an American TV show hacking on Americans lampooning general American self-centered idiocy, or just British incapable of recursive logic.

>>602948504
Fair point actually
I only know of the uk though, can't speak for American survey's.

>>602948581
If you really are talking to me, consider the following word:

Joke.

>>602935468
French Fries came frum caneda.

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>>602948753
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602948448
Eh. I'm technically Mormon, and Catholic.

Neither really takes you off the rolls, and since I neither go to Mass or abstain from whiskey, cigarettes, women, or caffeine, I doubt I'd really qualify as either.

Does it matter? Most "christians" act contrary to the message of Jesus Christ anyway, so calling them religious usually equals calling the English Empire a proud, glorious empire for all its citizens.

>>602948448
Fair point actually
I only know of the uk though, can't speak for American survey's.

>>602948943
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying the same thing over and over again. Hey fuckface, learn to use your head, and you can find as much argument as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste from a new notepad file and type upon your demand does not mean that they do not think. You can cite my research, punk.

>>602949134
Surveys are useless. Observe unrelated data, like attendance at community churches on Sundays.

Make it required by law to vote in America, and you'll get a lot more people involved in the political process instead of bullshitting their way through conversations every two years.

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>>602949194
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

The US and UK are the only idiots on the planet who still buy Microsoft XBOX, every other nation knows XBOX sucks and PlayStation is better

>>602949107
Yeh, difficult to say it always is.

>>602949322
Agreed.

>>602949410
>>602949194
>>602948943
>>602948581
>>602948530

What really is the point of this?

>>602949423
Your a faggot. PC's are better than both. You halfwit

>>602949621
Empty vessels make the most noise.

Went to England once. Everything was old as shit. Buildings, streets, people, even the children were just.... old.

Don't know what the fuss is about.

>>602935053
>telling English people how to speak English
Nice one faggot

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>>602949621
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602949827
Nice one indeed.

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>>602949976
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602949956
Citation needed.

(wink)

>>602949676
No you're a faggot
PlayStation is better than PC,

>>602950329
Wristwatches are best.

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>>602950133
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602935053
Do you Americans have mirrors ?
You are right those scouse bastards sound awful
In comparison with the shit that passes for good food in America British food is wonderful !
It has always been our language so how can we butcher it ,don't forget you lot were still running around killing each other with bows and arrows and wearing animal hides until we came over and tried to civilise you
French fries are pale skinny imitations of proper chips and we invented chips so we can't be wrong
Cookies ,cookies you are just being a thick cunt
You can't even spell the word correctly let alone pronounce it right
We spelt them first we are right and you as usual are thick
we are intelligent enough to see how dangerous gun culture is and if I feel like killing you it wont be a cowardly bullet to the head it will be with my bare hands you fuckwit
you are right we do have way too many muslims , but thats because no matter how much bigger America is you are all such fat cunts there is no room for any other fat foreign muslim cunts
you only have one hospital ?? I bet you have to pay for that as well !!

>>602950958
Woah, one of those cool guys who thinks he won a debate by saying "citation needed". Hey fuckface, learn to use google, and you can find as much data as you want. Just because someone does not copy and paste scientific journals and studies upon your demand does not mean that they do not exist. You can cite my cock, punk.

>>602936076
America probably does have more but it's a way lower percentage of the population.

>>602938004
All is right except the culture part.

British people need to be eradicated.
Long live America.
From a non American.

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>>602946443
>mfw debt doesn't exist when you're the bully on the block

>>602952058
It does matter. You don't pay your debts the league of nations will kick in your shit mate

>>602952236
USA kicks all your asses, and we have you under our wing too

>>602946443
I don't see anybody coming to collect the debt?

Only good thing about britain is wimbledon, and their announcers always say something stupid

>>602947055
Huh. I must've lived in a different Arizona.

>>602938004
>better beer
sippin on that cool 2.3% coors light

>>602938004
YEAH DOWN WITH BRITAIN
SCREW YOUR CRAPPY ASS TEA BRITFAGS
AMERICA!!!! AMERICA!!!

>>602952764
I'd like a pint of warm lager, chap.

USA BEST ATHLETES BEST NATION ALPHA COUNTRY!!!

>>602950958
>"we"

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>>602940595
what the fuck is all over her skirt

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>>602937445
You're such a stooge

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>>602937261
>Ha top kek my friend, well memed indeedy

>>602954367
>Not knowing how to green text

>>602938004
You have zero culture besides you shitty sports & deep fried food. Everything else derived from the UK. Good job