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>>602932773
i got the flu for over a week now

the fuck is he gonna do for me i already got it

I don't know. Is it normal to be able to crack your sternum multiple times? Feels like it gets real stiff and I have to sort of stretch and it pops, can usually make it pop two or three times before it feels 100% better.

Hemaroids. I got some hanging out my ass hole and they bleed when I shit

>>602933097
>>602933097
Had that happen to me before. Had to go and get an IV cause I couldn't keep any fluids down. You pass out from dehydration with nobody around, and you die, buddy.

I had a problem with my eyes for more than 6 years, couple of weeks ago a blood vessel burst in my retina and I needed 3 hours of laser surgery under geneal anesthetic to stop it happening again, all because I was too much of a pussy to have a much simpler procedure done earlier

tl;dr - didn't go to doctor, nearly went blind

>>602932773
My ears have been fucked up for a few months. Specifically my right ear, the eardrum moves/vibrates and makes random buzzing and clicking noises multiple times a day, and when I lay that ear against a pillow or something I can hear my heartbeat really loudly and some other noises, it makes it hard to fall asleep.

fuck this failure of a thread

Phimosis

I've been shitting soft and weird for two months now, too embarassed to see a doctor, also have some stretch marks on my belly which according with a doctor friend of a friend could be cushing's syndrome, fuck me only embarassing shit

I know I have skin cancer but I would rather die a slow death

I can't sleep for more than 4 hours a night. If i'm high i can maybe force 7 hours. but not even alcohol get get me to sleep for long.

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>>602932773
I need to go to the doctor for social anxiety and panic attacks. Problem is I'm too terrified to go. I need some Valium or something to calm me down before I go, but I have to go to the doctor to get them. I don't have any connections to get any at the moment. I currently drink to calm my nerves, but if i drink and go to the doctor and they take my blood pressure it will be high and that will send me in to a full blown panic attack and I'll pass out or puke or both. I also have a phobia of the blood pressure cuff thing. I get lightheaded and sick and black out when that thing squeezes my arm. I'm a train wreck, /b/.

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>>602933186
oh i have that. i went to the doctor and they told me muscle atrophy (???)

anyway i started exercising and stopped being ridiculously skinny and it got better. i still go out of my way to crack it occasionally. it just feels like a big relief. try changing your posture or get off the computer sometimes....

Erectile dysfunction. 40% of the time I can't keep it up past the first 5 minutes. I want cialis but fuck I gotta look another man in the eye and tell him "I'm 26 and my dick don't work, can I get some drugs?"

>>602932773
Need a tooth removed
>made to much money
Last year no obama care
>lost Job can't pay premuim
>obama OnlY Helping useless nigger

>>602934825
Wow.. Nuclear bomb in a nut shell..

>>602935007
You have anxiety issues or depression? Get active start working out eat better dick goes back to normal

Cluster headaches. Been to the doc, but headache diagnosis is pretty much impossible. No over the counter drugs work and he hasn't given me any nice narcotics. It's a living hell. Headaches last for weeks on end sometimes. I get about 4 or 5 days off a month from it.

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>>602932773
My type 1 diabetes

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1. I fall asleep randomly at times, I have hallucinations before falling asleep, I passout and fall sleep when im sad or mad, and sometimes I would sleep hours at a time or have insomnia for days.

2. My dick got caught in my zipper and a part of my foreskin got stuck on the bottom of my glands when it healed. (it's not very noticeable, but I was told that girls could feel it when giving me head).

3. I have constant nosebleeds, that go on for hours.

all of this because I cant afford healthcare anymore because of thanks Obama.

>>602934825
I also absolutely hate the feel of that cuff. I don't have quite the extreme reaction you do, but I worry about it to the point that I'm convinced fear of having my blood pressure taken is raising my blood pressure. High blood pressure is my one and only health problem.

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>>602933965
You have a colony of insects living in your ear

>>602935582
Anxiety maybe, depression maybe. I do eat unhealthy but I'm active. Also I've been this way for years and nothing, but then like a year ago it started. I do masturbate daily though no matter if I got pussy recently or not.

Would cialis still work through all the things you mentioned?

My heart hurts all the time, I pass out standing up and wake up on the floor a lot. but im not fat so I just figure im good

>>602934825
Damn haven't been on here in a while and forgot to check the filetype... you got me lol

>>602936132
I'm sorry you suffer from that, anon. I've heard it's the worst pain imaginable. So bad that people have an hero'd from it.

>>602936846
Heart disease

my spine hurts from hardlabour

>>602936132
Detox your body.. Drink green tea. It will remove unwanted metals. Toxins from geoengineering and Radiation from fukushima does not help one. Also, do you get vaccines? When metals are injected into your body there is no possible way to remove them from your system and you will be shit out of luck.

>>602933965
lol my ear goes fucked up if i aply preasure to my head, like when im shitting, it pops and shit lol

>>602938081
woohoooooo

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>>602936846
Anon, if you're not trolling please go see a cardiologist.

>>602938194
No, don't get vaccines, got a flu one 8 years ago and got the flu so bad I had to go to the ER. I eat pretty much organic stuff, don't eat anything with high fructose syrup. I eat pretty "clean". I do take anti depressants though, and it seems like it started then.

hormones
what if they say no

Have had like 2,cm large lymph nodes under my jaw and armpit for like 3-4 years don't know what it is

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>>602932773
My eyes have recently had a problem where both my eyes can't focus on the same thing, and I end up seeing two of something instead of one.

I googled this, and apparently it's a common and treatable thing, but if it's not treated soon after symptoms appear, then the result is permanent eye damage. Too bad I can't afford another eye appointment due to other eye problems I've recently been in for.

>tfw you're a genetic fuck up

>>602938706
>don't get vaccines

Nut job religous mother detected

>>602939000
Puberty underage b&

>>602932773
My dick is producing cheese and i dont know why

Kidney stone.

Nuff said

>>602939327
Nope, Got all my ones as a kid and shit. Just after that flu vacc, been kinda scared to get another. I had never had the flu so bad/

k ill bite

drank a fifth a night for goin on 15 years

bout ta turn 35

am i doomed??

or maybe somehow immune too damage??


brb finding a gore thread

> Got 3 lumps on my testicles

> Go through days/weeks of feeling like crap, tired, fatigued etc.

Went for blood tests last year had similar symptoms. Pointed towards a change in my liver function (probably from partying) and thyroid function being unusual.

Too much of a faggot to go back for more bloods.

Oh yeah and 2/4 of my siblings have a heart condition which I always mean to get myself checked for.

Oh and I go through stages of ED

>>602940259

this is not ajoke

on holidays, i had to buy in advance

seriously, 15 years.

>>602938706
No vaccines is good news. Maybe you are lacking minerals that your brain needs. Try eating shelled hemp seeds And try getting more omega fatty acids. eat avocado and a wide variety of veggies and fruits. Also get more exercise.

>>602939678
Std LOL

>>602940496
I need exercise for sure, but when I get my heart pumping it feels like my eye is going to explode out of my head taking half of my skull with it. It's a conundrum.

>>602940935

When I lift weights or do extreme exercise my heart also feels like its about to explode. Think I measured 190 heart rate at the gym last time.

Also feel dizzy

>>602940935
That doesn't sound very good or nice.. Do you smoke, drink or do other drugs?

I had an ingrown toe nail a few months ago and the doctors cut it out and put that chemical shit on it to stop growing in that area but they missed a spot so now there's a small piece of nail that keeps growing upwards and it's annoying as fuck. also my toe might be infected or some shit cause it's always red.

dont want to go cause i dont want to get stabbed with another injection of anesthetic and have to get stitches and shit as well as be out of action for work and shit for a week.

>>602941193
You're probably not eating good? Lots of salt intake is also an issue, not enough water would cause this too. Improper diet , no vegetables, leafy greens, missing key vitamins. I used to feel like throwing up after weightlifting but that's because I never ate right

>>602932773
Noticable loss of concentration.
Insomnia.
Lack of motivation.

>>602941193
Anon, you need to get a stress test. Seriously, the heart is nothing to put off. See a cardiologist please.

>>602933186
I am a weightlifter and I always have that because of the weights. Shits no big deal it comes and goes.

I've phlegm in the back of my throat for a while now, like when you're getting over the worst of a cold.

It's pretty annoying coughing that shit up on a daily basis but I'm too lazy to see a doc.

Never been a smoker so it can't be anything to do with that

>>602941411
Non smoker for over a year (cluster headaches are common in smokers though). Had 9 beers over 6 years. Was a big pothead, but only smoked pot twice in 5 years. The most unhealthy thing about me is that I am overweight. I eat good natural foods, I cook, I never get pre made stuff or things with a shit ton of preservatives. Just shitty, if I took horrible care of myself it would make a wee bit more sense.

>>602942138
I have sharp chest pains after I bench press. Figured out it's the edge of my right pec where it meets the sternum. Hurts like a motherfucker.

>>602936132
Take shrooms they cure cluster headaches

Lately the skin along my knuckles, on my right hand, has been dry and slightly itchy and it gets bumpy. It also happens to an area on the back of my hand pretty close to my thumb. It's really annoying.

>>602942138
I lift shake and shingle blocks that weigh upwards of 300 pounds. Did it every day, all day. And never had heart problems. Your heart should not be making you feel like that. You need to get something done about that.

>>602942615
Yeah, I've heard that. It's had pretty positive results, but hard to get ahold of.

I'm in grad school and think I have undiagnosed dyslexia. A former advisor recommended I see a specialist but I still haven't

>>602942728
Amanita muscaria. Readily available and easy to spot. Cure them properly and make tea with them. You will be fine.

Pretty sure in going deaf in 1 ear pretty bad. Also getting a lazy eye and have some nasty plaque building up on my tongue

>>602932773
there's a big weird bump in the back of my left ear for months now, last month it grew 2x

my left eye and nose twitched for 3 months, lately stopped

my main chest bone is broken? I have to do this special stretching until it feels like it went in place

sometimes, between my balls and my anus, there's this weird feeling that hurts so bad I can't even hide it, but happens once or twice a year

and probably a few other things

>>602942728
Isn't medical science great? Something that can improve quality of life and it's illegal because IT'S DRUGS AND IT'S BAD HERP DERP.

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>>602943108
How do you know you're getting a lazy eye?

>>602943105
>Amanita muscaria

Thanks anon, found a shop online. Ordering some right now.

>>602942672
Also, sometimes when I'm asleep one of my eyes starts to hurt and gets really watery. And it hurts a lot. It's not excruciating, but damn. It has happened to both eyes a few times, but fortunately not both at the same time.

puss keeps coming out my dick and I keep getting sick/fever figure I got cancer. No healthcare. trying to bang 100 chick's b4 I die. Up to 47 :) gotta change schools coz I been through everyone here.

>>602943153
>>602934991
This

>>602932773
I think I'm depressed, but I'm not really sure how to handle the problem. I mean, my family is prone to it, it's very common among both sides. But what the fuck do I tell my doctor? "Hey, so sometimes I feel shitty for a few weeks at a time without reason." Is that what depression is? I'd like to ask my family members, but the only person I would ask I don't want to because he's the one who might get fucked up over me being fucked up.

>>602943649
your a fucken cunt

>>602943460
Pretty sure I am. It looks a tad off and light looks different on each eye. Also feels a little slower but not 100 percent sure

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i had an ischemic stroke (heroin od) and now have a weird ache on the back of my head, i figure it will just go away eventually but it has been 8 months. i also figure wat the fuck can they do about it anyway other than brain surgery which i am not so keen to have.

Burning sensation in my lungs, spitting up red stuff.

Im sure it'll be fine, though.

Whenever i drink anything i feel a sharp pain in my throat and i start coughing

>>602939025
lazy eyes?

I have a molar that has rotted itself into my gums. Want to get it pulled out or replaced once my dental coverage kicks in.

I also have some sort of tremors/shakiness in my hands; I'm not sure what that's about.

>>602932773
I've got a cavity that needs filling. If I brush and floss everyday and don't eat candy it's fine.

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>>602944048
Technically

>>602943649
fuck you, nigger.

>>602944531
had lazy eye since age 6
it's only shitty and awkward when talking to girls, but in that case I'm good

>>602944224
I have a couple teeth like that. They bleed sometimes and smell like ass. No dental insurance. I recently had an abscess. Jammed a toothpick up in my gum and drained it. Bled like you wouldn't believe.

>>602932773
i was an IV drug user for four years. I've been clean for a bit over a year, but i really need to get checked for HIV/Hep. C.

have health insurance and shit, just too chickenshit to find out

I think I might have a sports hernia. Over the last month, 3 times right teste area gets sore overall, with twinges of sharper pain when straining ie lifting something.
Checked and couldnt find anything out of the ordinary in the way of swelling or lumps

>>602933419
same. or it could be some 'wet wipe' allergy. but i get oily/itchy in buthole area.

started using those hemaroid wipes. shit burns.

>>602944766
Shit that sucks, my best friend im third grade had a bad. lazy eye

But it's not like my eyes aren't aligned, just a focusing problem.

>>602944960
It's lasted a few days each time

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>>602944960
Has anybody seem my brother, Lloyd Offen? He has a 125 pound tumor herniar. I'm worried he has met with foul play.

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>>602943833
ITT: kids who have a stubbed their toe or some such trivial shit, get on my level and have a stroke you pussies.

Have ANA hep 2 immune disease 1:640 tite, positive on Lupus.

That was a year ago i haven't been to a doctor since then and i'm a heavy smoker.
Cough is unbearable in the mornings, keep spitting out greenish/grayish stuff throughout the day

>>602933097
>>602933446

Whhhaaaat. I had the flu for over 2 months. Enjoyed the sick leave, but shit got real bad towards the end so I had to go. Nigga give me some anti-biotics and that was it.

>>602944997
focusing may be something else, I never have focusing problems and I have a lazy eye
lazy eye is more like, when you move your head around and one eye decides to stick and not move with the other

>>602944744

Hey now. Language. I though this was a judgement free zone. I'm trying to get as many of them preg as possible. Sure at least 4 of 5 of them must be by now. I want to leave heaps of kids that's what's were meant to do. I keep getting dizzy too. Passed out at the wheel a few time and wake up with headaches.

have a heart problem where i suddenly get an instense pain
i can feel my heart rapidly increasing and decreasing
throat suddenly hurts
suddenly becomes hard to breath
studder for like 8 seconds
cant stand up
fucking painful as shit
its happened twice the last month
was born with a heart murmur so i figure thats probably it.

>>602945252
Nice try nigger. Antibiotics can't help a virus

>>602945524
>Passed out at the wheel a few time and wake up with headaches.
were u getting a blowJ?

I have that thing where your jaw stops connecting back to your face
I went to a specialist and they wanted to cut part of my tongue off to fix it
fuck this shithole I'm never seing a doctor again, not that I can afford it again

>>602945434
Yeah, but it's technically classified as some sort of type of "lazy eye"

>>602934704
skin cancer is like 98% chance that you live rofl, its more dangerous to have the common cold

Have had back pains since I was in middle school I am 20 now I'm not fat nor was I fat so I know that's not the problem and I never slouch over so that's also not the problem. It usually hurts a lot if I get up from bending over or laying down.. Just too lazy to go to the doctors or wait in a doctors office

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Essential tremor, like bad as fuck.

I've had a weird patch of dry skin on my dick (foreskin) and I've had it since I was about 13, its just weirdly gritty and dry but otherwise it does nothing.