RIP thread.

>>602931589
Apparently Dee Dee's pussy game is ridiculous.

Too early

>>602932149
That's what all the girls say when you cum, aye?

>>602930543
auckland uni fag here. humans are shit, that is all.

Yo, finally. Auckland

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P-town reporting in.

>>602932478
If you aren't a part of the mongrel mob, then you aren't actually from porirua. Sieg dog.

Why isn't idbro even back?

>>602932262
I'm a virgin, they would say that though

Christchurch reporting in

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Hello, boys!

>looking for weed in Tauranga as always

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>>602933484

Wellington here

>>602933698
Backtracked?

Fuck, they'll find out it's me that wants to poison all the children.

>all the children.

>>602933897
in the cbd?

>>602933897
Go Chiefs!

>>602934201
Yip meet u there in 5

>>602933484
I know people who know where to get in TGA, sometimes. Also, most TGA girls are grotty.

>>602933137
Have to wait for friday mate.

>>602934199
They don't care, they only care about the weed you're wanting to get

>>602934362
I can get some, sometimes, but it's a massive fucking rip, aye.

>$50 for half a gram...

Hey Wellington! Anyone else here from Wellington?

do u guys like lord of the rings? if i lived there id get high every weekend and go on epic hikes

>>602932362
Nobody else? I'll narrow it down. South Auckland.

>>602934290
Nah steady on. I got to get my shoes on and get the recycling organised to take out. I'll meet you at the liquor store on Manners Street in 25

>>602934530
That's all I care about, too.

>>602934671
sweet ill be wearing a green hoody k

>>602934577
Yeah and we are meeting up at the liquor store on manners street at eight.

>>602934585
If you want to hike up Mt. Doom, be my guest. It's a bit of a walk though

>>602930543
This is now an Ausfag thread.

>>602934585
Matamata is close enough to TGAnon, also I get high most days. No hiking where I'm at. Anybody here from New Plymouth or surrounding environs? Moving there in the near future

>>602934585
You can get stoned and go on epic hikes without liking Lord of the Rings.

Everyone in NZ likes it though because all of us were in it.

>walked up the Mount for the first time the other week
>hadn't had much to drink so almost died

>>602933137
Reminder I'm going to be the next IDbro

>>602934572
all of my wat

>>602935145
What will your name be?

Can I choose it for you?

>>602935346
Yeah, exactly. I want the weeds but get ripped of by Maoris.

>I just want a little buzz and to listen to the Beatles

>>602935067
damn that sounds epic. But like i'd get baked and go to specific iconic places from lotr.

>>602935512
if you buy .5 for $50 ever again, kill yourself.

>>602934971
have you ever visited hobbiton? i plan on getting high as fuck and going but im worried that it'll be too commercialized which would ruin it

>>602932478
>>602932798
Whats your faggots name im from Titahi bay

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Soooo...? Meet up thread?

>>602935375
Sure why not

>>602935696
It was beautiful, the view was incredible and I can't wait to go back up.

I think there's quite a few LotR walks, though.

Yo, west Auckland here

>>602935835
When that's the only option you have sometimes you have to take it.

>I know it's dumb
>I need to grow my own so I can do baking, make hash, tinctures etc

>>602934838
>Anonymous 03/10/15(Tue)19:28:03 No.602933228▶
>>>60293226
can i come? im keen to get OTP

>>602932798
He is mongrel mob brah, /b/ chapter

>>602936128
Ok your name can be Hugo Braithwaite the Elegant.

>>602932319
there's nothing that i love more than messing with the autistic fucks everywhere on campus.

Reporting In.

What's going on amigos?

>>602936765
Reporting in from where tho m80

>>602936532
A bit too long for my liking sorry

>>602936765
>South of the border detected.
Hello my friend

>>602937052
Ok, fag it is then, fag.

>>602937033
fuck off nate you piece of shit i don't have to follow your fucking rules...

..but Auckland

>>602937150
Yo

>>602937382
>nate
He died, bro.

>>602937621
good riddance, i'd say

>>602937621
No, he converted to Islam and joined is

>>602937382
Who is this nate cunt? always in NZ threadz

>>602930543
How's that election shitstorm goin NZ? All them bridges in Northland... 70 million magic dollars out of nowhere...

When we have political scandals, there are hookers everywhere and countries invaded and innocent people tortured and bombed at their weddings and civilizations burn to the ground.

When you guys have political scandals roads and bridges get repaired and paid for. Wtf.

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John Key, reporting in, ask me anything.

>>602938078
Apparently the word is that guy, who was in parliament but who isn't now got done for stuff you're not allowed to do with 'little people'.

>>602938078
Second world is best world brev

>>602938256
Where to get weed in Tauranga?

>>602938256
when will you present yourself for buttsecks and napalm?

>>602938332
Better off to head south east my bro, Te Puke is where all my bros grows

>>602938256
Is it true you kept Kim dot com locked in the toilets of the beehive to secually assault him?

>>602937837
A no good joker who last year called me retarded for not saying which city i'm from when reporting in. Then after i explained "cause we're in the second thread and there's no point" he kept going on saying i was paranoid. He also typed like a fucking chimp with parkinsons and couldn't into proper sentence structure. A real bad dude.

>>602938256
Why are you so qt?

>>602938298
Honestly. I would be happy to shear sheep the rest of my days if I could live a quiet decent life off even tucked out of the way on the South Island there.

>>602938377
Will do anything, for a price.

>>602938581
he's also an illuminati conspiracist

>>602938522
Indians, though...

Shame all those spying laws couldn't catch some nutters who still think 1080 is the devil.

Can't wait for JK to come out and say we need more spying powers.

>>602936387
Soooo, I guess no one else is around :/

>>602938558
Of course I apologise to Mr Dotcom, and I apologise to New Zealanders. No further comment.

>>602939015
Empty threat

>>602939021
All the others are doing their math homework.

(Asian joke, ok?)

>>602939618
asian joke, aucklander joke, what's the difference?

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>>602939015

Don't die on me

Ok

Fuck this heat. Can't wait for the colder weather.

>>602941130
It was cold this morning, then got fucking hot

>sister seems to naturally accrue fame
>plans on taking a barista course after spending a year studying film
I was right, my father's genes really do screw with career paths.

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i just want her to look at me

>>602941569
wot

>>602941741
here he is

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only me

Chch reporting in.

shrooms? chch?

>>602942176
What's shaking?

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i hope wed threads are slowfy

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Wellington represent.

>>602942286
Why Wednesday?

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i want her eyes to look at me

only me

look only at me

does anyone know places to get shrooms in welly? or even weed? getting desperate

>>602942176
Sup bro

>>602942272
Nothing for the last month or so

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>>602942394
hahaha yea...

i meant tue

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>602941757
Seems like said genes cause people to have fatal flaws that screw with their life.
When my father was 8, his own father committed suicide. My is very intelligent but that is swamped by anger and ignorance. And as for myself, I grew up as a very unsociable aspergic who probably would have fallen behind in life, partly due to me thinking the world owed me and partly due to me having metaphysical and similar to midlife crisises from a very early age.

>>602942643
RIP

>>602942664
Oh you!

>>602942779
>who probably would have fallen behind in life
Did you fall or didn't you?

>i'm here, I will catch you bb

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>tfw don't even know what day it is anymore

>>602943079
It's the day you become the man you've always wanted to be.

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>we're all gonna die

>>602943258
An alcoholic with a rice fetish?

>tfw moving to Mt Roskil this weekend
>tfw back to catching the bus with smelly indians

>>602943079
I heard it was Tuesday. I had to double check that a few times today.

>>602942921
Too early to tell.
I could go far if I'm accepted by Victoria University, and I think that place has very low requirements.
I've written some pretty interesting stuff on computer science, though lacking a university education in computer science, maths, and physics is a real inconvenience.

>>602943469
>if I'm accepted by Victoria University
are u enrolling for next semester or next year?

>has very low requirements
which faculty?

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I just posted an nz nudes thread over on the nz board of double the 1/2chan if anybody's interested

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>>602943258
i'm still a qt teen

>>602943452
i'm usually up to date with what day it is since uni started, idk what went wrong :/

>>602943469
>and I think that place has very low requirements.
They all do in Kiwiland, man.

Do you even know what UE is?

>>602943469
i go to victoria man, its so easy to get into its ridiculous, you shouldn't have a problem honestly, one guy thought that palmerston north was at the bottom of the south island

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>>602943708
DEAD BOARD

DEAD COUNTRY

>>602943701
Next year.
I haven't been able to find out about requirements other than UE.
I'm looking at going into Computer Science, Physics, and Maths.
First two as majors and maths as minor, if that's feasible.
I'd love to do all 3 as majors, but everyone tells me it's impossible to do that in 3 years.

>>602943823
Is UE really the only limit to *coughcough REAL EDUCATION*?

CHCH (Ilam) reporting in. Again.

>>602942267
UC? how much, quantity and $

>>602943816
>idk what went wrong :/
ME TOO

LITERALLY NO KDRAMAS UNTIL LAST NIGHT

>>602943469
>very low requirements.
like every other tertiary in NZ? UE is all you need right? unless if youre aiming for a good hostel then that merit endorsement might help

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>>602944124
saying hi. again.

>>602944129
UC reporting in. But I'm not the shrooms guy.

>>602944366
Rolly?

>>602930543
Auckland reporting in

via based orcons 0.8mb/s internet speed

>>602934199
If we all wanted the same thing, the exact same thing. How could we truly express it another way than KILL ALL THE CHILDREN.

Capital letters are loud hey

>>602944105
>3 as majors
you're being too ambitious, m8.


even the guy who got dux at my school can only do comp sci and eng

what are your grades like ATM?

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fuck uni, i should've been a rapper

maybe even Nicki Minaj would massage me

>>602943933
ALL U NEED IS UE

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Tauranga in Chlamydia Capital (UOW) here.

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>>602944518
if that's someone's name i feel sorry for them lol

>>602944939

Touché.

>>602944307
>merit endorsement
So easy in a private school.
I kind of wish I didn't go to a private school though, it's a bit expensive for parents who are in debt (Funny, given that my father has a crazy income), and it's only thanks to 4chan that I'm not really sheltered.

So, there are rooms reserved for people with good grades or something?

>>602944764
I've got none back from this year.
2013 I got pretty pleb grades with like, 8 excellence credits, 2014 I scraped merit endorsement (Though with thirty something of the contributing credits as excellence).

>>602944518
Rolly here bro

>>602943933
wait, are u talking boout the northlnd class rep? lol ht was funny

Question anyone in Hamilton, is there really meant to be THIS many homeless in Hamilton? Coming from Tauranga, this shit kind of frightens me.

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THERE'S BLOOD ON THAT BLADE

>>602944129
wait selling or buying?

>>602945250
yea the homeless rate in Hamilton is 100% nothing there counts as a house more like shacks

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>TFW I didnt realise there was a thread up so now I only get 10 minutes of glorious posting.

>>602945067
just have a look at the course outlines online for the majors you want to do

ik some dude on here tht does comp sci and he has like 6 math subjects. its just overkill imo, its probably not impossible to do 3 majors but the workload is just bat shit crazy

>>602945587

Great to hear.

has anyone else noticed, every fucking chick in uni either wears really short shorts or skirts

im probably jut not used to the whole coed thing

good thread

>>602945959
nah i see some girls wearing pants

>>602943409
Yo, all the Indian guys that come thru work are cocks

>>602945587

So it's a miracle I'm not dead yet or have contracted every STI?

>>602945959

True that. Walking sluts.

>>602945713
Got any idea about how much it is per major and minor?

>>602944124
>>602945113
How was uni today? If you had it

>>602945959
Na man.. there are also some weeeeeird chicks at uni

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>>602945601
you only got 4 minutes to shitpost ITT

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Wellington, Rain was fucked yo.

>>602944124
wanna fuck?

>>602946094
im doing bcom and its like 7k per yer (700 per subject)

id expect comp sci to be around the same range prolly 7-8k?

>>602946140
You act like that's a problem

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>>602946155

Thanks for bumping with picture.

>>602946101

Work is too fucking easy.

>>602946155
Ill try my hardest

Based m00t removing IDs I can shitpost all day now.

>>602946181
it didnt rain in wellington? tf u on about, YO!

>>602946038
not @ vic, mostly everyone was wearing skirts or those tight shorts

>>602930543
taupo here cunts

>>602946227
I meant time wise.
Money is no issue, since I'd be taking two subjects that should be able to earn me a lot, and both would be assisted by maths.

>>602946272
Join army bro haha
>actually don't, not as cool as it seems
what do you do?

>>602946474
i was in taupo 3 months ago, why does it smell like sewer water in the afternoon?

>>602946474
Go drown in a lake

Hastings.
Get free this week, gonna get so fucked up it isn't funny

>>602946572
Rotorua?

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>>602946272
i saged tho :/

>>602946222
Potentially. I live 2 minutes from the Uni. Are you male or female?

>>602946418
that thing with the wetness from the sky and such...

>>602946488
what do you mean time wise? you mean how long to complete the major?

3 years, not sure. have a look online, literally type comp sci @ vuw on google.

>>602946572
you would have been near rangitera park (sorry drunk spelling) thats where we treat our poo

>>602946590
thats not nice

>>602946526

Computer Science + Japanese
Not a weeb, pls.

>>602946644
nah, pretty sure i was in taupo

>>602946809
are u talking about today? pretty sure it didnt rain

>>602946854
LOL, JAK?

>>602944129
Yeah UC

>>602946854
Caleb?

>>602946836
Sorry bro, didn't mean it

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>tfw in love with a Godde

>>602946817
No, I mean day-to-day.
Like, how much time will I have to spend studying and in lectures?

>>602947297
Where does one find a goddess?

>>602947161

Nope.

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>>602938934
>>602943409
>>602946043
POST SOME INDO QTS

>>602946836
>angitera park
oh, ya. i was actually near the park. i thought the smell came from the lake?

>>602946854
Oh cool, Nin hao

>>602947410
The indo QT I know has a QT high pitched voice.

There is literally nothing wrong with Indians

>>602947376
matt?

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>>602947367
heaven or in my bed

>>602947461

Chou ni ma.

>>602947555

You are UOW?

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>>602947582
>tfw going to hell

>>602945601
Past your licence yet our resident posh boy?

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WE'RE GOING FLAG SHOPPING

So what is everyone up to?

>>602947335
1 lecture is an hour long and tuts are the same. Unless if you only have one class of a subject in a week, then they will cramp 2 periods in a day

u have fewer subjects in uni than in hs, but the workload is ridiculous in some subjects. there are 350 students in a class, so the teacher doesnt relly give shit about you if you ahve problems.

>>602943708
where the fuck is that

>>602947779
Havent got the dosh yet student bux started today
When did I become posh boy :O

>>602947582
not more off this bitch FUCK OFF

>>602947916
Waiting to see if I'm getting laid with an anon. lol

>>602947916
i want to read my notes for tomorrow but im too distracted

>>602947916
Trying to find weed.

:-(

>>602948005
>When did I become posh boy :O
Yu are from Havelock are you not not?

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>>602946799
You didn't even kik me bro
>mfw even when people on /b/ don't want to be my friends

MY IDM LICENSE EXPIRED

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>602948215
Wairarapa
Going to Weltec
Dont even think Ive been to Havelock

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>>602947485
get in on that

>>602947692
why? there's no qts there

>>602933228
youre not me

>>602948285
Oh, got you mixed up.

RIP.

>>602948362
Im trying man.
>TFW still gotta talk to her and say namaste

Because only good people get to see Goddesses.

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friendly reminder that i am your friend

>>602948487
RIP :^(

>>602947930
So, I'm looking at 4 hours of lectures and/or tuts(tutorials?) a day for 2 majors? And maybe 5 hours if I throw in the minor?
Well, unless I have to meet that with a few hours of study a day also, it should be as easy if not easier than my current schooling.

>>602948115

When I went hiking around the West Coast in the SI I found heaps of wild Marijuana plants. But that was years ago.

>>602948115
lol.

Need to be a freemason for that. Try warehouse sausage sizzle every second sunday.

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who's on the mescal tonight?

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>>602948487
i know who you are

but idk why you don't come there anymore

you know where

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women think i'm dreamy~

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>>602943708
what chan?

Heard you guys got it pretty rough, with the shit jobs and crazy housing prices and all

>>602949080
Are you bad at maths?

>>602948844
N8 isnt on its just me if you too want to have make up sex I can let you have the floor.

>>602948703
Oh really?

Might look into that. My grandad reckons he was asked to be one.

>>602948844
I hardly even went into them anyway.

I didn't think you did, either, either.

>>602949049
>women think i'm dreamy~
Yeah dreaming when you think you have a chance with them.

>>602949080
4+4.
It's filtered here.

>>602949266
>1/2 * 2
>1
>what

>>602949275
*two

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anyone in Welly wanna get high tomorrow?

>>602948660
>if not easier
nah, why do u think that? some of the subjects you'll be learning in comp sci will be completely foreign to you

>>602949266
well i found myself looking at a site dedicated to trains

>>602949319
you can only be one if you go into the warehouse, buy two packs of clothes pegs, then come out and shake 6 of the sausages straight off their grill until they turn to rock.

Then they offer weed.

>>602949407
do u go to vic? whereabots

>>602949275
ITS A TRAP, ITS NATE USING N8'S NAME

>>602949829
NF'S*

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>>602949947
He wouldnt do that Ish me I promise I even have my cats to prove it.

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>>602949319
i know, i just wanted your attention :3

>>602949319
i've been rejecting onfessions from girls since year 6 lol

>>602949725
Ah, so I probably will have to do a lot of study then?

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>>602949371
.5 = 4
2 * .5 = 2 * 4 = 8

>>602949757
It all makes sense now.

>>602950052
>i just wanted your attention :3
You've always had my attention you attention whore.

>i've been rejecting onfessions from girls since year 6 lol
Good, girls are gross and gay.

>>602950142
idk, man

tbh, for me, its not the studying that is hard. Its the fact that there are 350 students in my class

anxiety sucks big bolls

>>602950040
nte has a cat

>>602950377
1/2=4 is a local variable of 8.

>>602950465
He has pictures of everyones cats including mine.

Good news everyone, I found my glasses!

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>>602950379
>girls are gross and gay
NOT FOR THAT REASON

you're missing out, you should convert to bi

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devo dump

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devonport

>>602950619
ik that feel, brahhh

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did i kill the thread

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Ah well folks Im out Ill see yous all tomorrow

>TFW leaving

>>602950619
In Hamilton? Where were they?

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>>602950726
>aerialphoto
>269x180
for what purpose?

who else has phimosis here?

>>602950726
looks like a penitentiary

>>602950641
Bro, I'm awkward as.

I'm a fucking mess, fuck the awkwardess that has been happening recently, oh holy fucking fuck.

So we don't need to make it worse by adding girls into the mix.