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Let's fap to Taylor Swift
Ok, so we got one picture.
Thread over, folks.
gj op
>>602833431
Premature ejaculation?
>>602833563
No such thing as premature ejaculation when fapping to this tease.
>>602833431
this too
>>602834038
Good, I need to go. Will you watch this thread for me?
I would hate to see her naked...
swifty is a top notch fap
Hnnnnng my favorite
>>602834200
This woman has NO arse!
>>602834256
4 u?
4 u bb?
No.
>>602835098
Nah mate, too scrawny
Where da booty at
>>602835230
to each their own. i'd tap it
i really hope they turn out to be lesbian lovers
ITT: taylor swift posts her own pictures and pretends to be other people complimenting her
>>602835368
Ha not saying I wouldn't! Oh lawdy no, just that first pic was really flat
i wonder what her butthole smells like
>>602835610
I doubt that.
But if I'm wrong...
Taylor, please sit on my face.
>>602835934
like butthole
>>602835934
Old pennies and sour milk
>>602835934
Dried poo and sweat
She has zero good material, she always wears thos fucking jumpers
>>602835236
Agreed. My anaconda don't want none. Of this.
>>602835934
like bags of sand
Any cleavage pic of her?
>>602837336
Rarer than rocking horse shit
>>602837336
Any cleavage on her?
>>602837336
Sarah Hyland bonus
>>602833254
>>602833563
>>602833680
I don't care if she has a small arse, her legs more than make up for i
>tfw when hitting her cervix and hearing her hit all the high notes
>>602837624
nice! more like that, please
>>602837421
>e: giqEVSi.jpg (134 KB, 594x875)
looks legit
>>602837624
Jesus Christ, how tall is that girl?
>>602835080
thx anyway
>>602837786
awesome cleavage! More?
>>602837992
Sarah Hyland: 5'2"
Taylor Swift: 5'10"
>>602833563
my 6 year old nephew has a bigger ass than her
smh
Her legs are well known awesome!
But i had never noticed she also has nice tits!
More cleavages, please
>>602838157
......why are you looking at your nephew's ass?
>>602838215
nice! keep posting her tits
>>602834468
Ya know...
>>602838169
she has some solid B tittehs. They just look smaller b/c she's so tall
>>602838292
Because it is bigger than hers.
>>602836311
Probably right
>>602838428
I love B's! Always perky!
More Tay-Tays
winrar
>>602838665
also, the vast majority of these are from the taylor swift subreddits... so they're not hard to find
>>602835481
>implying they arent already
>>602838292
second that
>>602838935
implying they're not out as lesbians
>>602837654
>Hitting her cervix
She is clearly a skeleton. Last I checked the cervix isn't a bone..
>>602838924
awesome! i'll check those out
sort of cleavage
>>602834468
How's it feel being a faggot?
>>602839061
>implying that photo wasnt shopped and they werent holding hands in the original
WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
>>602839101
/r/TaylorSwiftPictures/
/r/TaylorSwiftsLegs
i actually quite like a small ass; it has to be round tho
Does anyone have the gif where she's performing and you see her tits bounce?
>>602839625
it makes me kind of nauseous
oh well at least she looks good from the front
>>602839614
wow at last! a use for reddit
>>602840073
who uses reddit for anything else?
>>602840073
reddit is a great place to collect celeb images, just stay out of threads and you'll be 5by5
>>602836015
tfw I want her Leica :(
Reminder that this is the actual cover of her first studio album.
>>602840653
reminder that i actually jack off to this picture
>>602838691
Imagine the threesome with these closet nymphos
>>602841369
swifty makes jlaw's face look like a 6/10 at best
>>602841394
this one!!!!! fuuuuck
Is it bad that I like her music?
>>602841607
looked better from a-far scratch that
>>602841607
or is it this one?
>>602841655
ngl i occasionally listen listen to it as well hahaha
This photo is from TODAY
>dat quadriceps
>>602841763
that one is better ahah
>>602841923
her legs are bomb as fuck
>>602841923
god she's perfect
10/10 would go balls deep
>>602841860
You faggots got me obsessed with her (or yourself TayTay) and now I listen to her music every now and then
>>602841577
That's being mighty generous
i love her legs in tight pants. so fucking hot
>>602842302
She posted that photo only because she caught paps getting candid bikini pics of her and she didn't want them to get maximum money.
alright /b/ros, i've dumped all of taylor boob pics i had. i'd appreciate any sun dress/tight pants pictures you've got.
>>602842160
what happens if she's absolute wanker irl? lool
>>602842983
what about upskirts?
>>602843109
all accounts say she's a really nice person irl. that or she just really turns it on when she meets her fans
>>602843362
not going to say no to that
>>602833254
Literal AIDS carrier.
>>602843377
That's what most celebs do apparently. Besides, i think i'd just deal with it anyway, she's way to hot lool
>>602843578
You're confusing her with Britney.
>>602843582
>>602843479
sadly, there's not much left there I need to take a look... will dump tight pants/sundresses in the meantime
>>602843845
ew doritos
look at this!
you got any side profile pictures?
>>602840653
I think I'm the only person in the world that wants her to make another Country album...
best threesome ever
>>602844811
i don't really find emma that attractive tbh. i'm not too sure
>>602833254
here anon fap
>>602845137
i love me some skinny gingers, but i could see how she would be an acquired taste
>>602844627
>>602844318
>>602844428
>>602844607
these are awesome!
>>602845324
now that would be the best threesome!!
>>602845410
i always found a certain voice tone a turn on hahaha - emma has that tone ngl
>>602845293
not a horrible shoop
>>602845324
Who's the other girl?
>>602846006
she has some delicious camel toe
>>602846148
karlie kloss
>>602845098
the greatest shoop in history.
so damn perfect
>>602846346
aka taylor's lesbian lover (hopefully)
>>602846736
hahaha the hot ones are always lesbians... damn
thanks for the posts /b/ros!
Nom nom nom
>>602846878
I've never seen a truly hot lesbian in my life. They always have a look that's a bit off.
Taylor and karlie would immediately be the hottest lesbos in the world if they were gay.
>>602847064
her camaltoe is great
>>602846591
I sometimes fap thinking about Taylor fucking a BBC while humiliating my little white dick
>>602847064
tfw you will never lick Taylor Swift's sweaty cameltoe through her tight shorts.
>>602833254
When I want to fuck a skinny boy, I fuck a skinny boy.
>>602847161
yeah, some of them are a bit masculine ew
>>602847382
fag
almost nip slip?
>>602847687
came
>>602846342
It's fake.
>>602836164
Found the old fag everybody! x)
>>602845098
Wowee
>>602835098
don't care what anyone says. i love her butt and it makes me cum.
>>602847923
anyone who says they wouldn't fuck that is a fag
Does anyone else feel slightly like a rapist after they fap to taylor? She's like almost to pretty to jack it to
>>602837170
spanx
they ain't panties.
halloween i was fucked up on the steps outside the bar and you have to walk down to it (it's a basement pub) and this gorgeous asian slut sat down infront me. I told her i could see her panties and she said they was spanx
>>602848887
lol nice almost quads
also no.
>>602848887
i only feel bad after fapping to her POV of getting double teamed.
if you've never fapped from a female POV, i highly recommend it
Christ, I need a bigger monitor.
>>602849746
Intradesting
>>602839920
>>602837786
>>602834256
her face looks like a fucking guinea pig
>>602838626
i don't feel the acid yet guys, maybe we should take more
Anybody got the picture of her in a dressing room at a mirror with her feet up ?
>>602850646
Y feet? I never understand it>>602850571
>>602850258
and guinea pigs are the most fucking horrible looking living things on earth right?
fuck off, faggot
>>602850862
obviously you've never met my ex
>2015
>Not having a Taylor Swift worship altar
post a pic you're fapping to and record it on http://vocaroo.com/
>>602851171
Continue...
>>602837992
>>602837992
>mfw Taylor is 178cm tall
>mfw people call her tall
>mfw I'm 185cm
>mfw 185 is considered around average in my country
>mfw what is tall for americans is below average here
does she ever not wear 5 inch fucking heels? is she self conscious that shes a womanlet?
Its happening
>>602844428
that's actually a really great outfit
So that's a no then>>602850845
>>602851437
taylor swift is not considered tall, like at all. its just an illusion because shes always wearing platform elevator twin tower heels
>>602851437
If its any consultation... I'm 190 and I live is Canada, so I can relate to being taller than the average 'merican
>>602851171
you left your right hand for your left one?
>>602851226
this
you know who else is really hot.... joanna krupa!!!!
>>602852421
we used to do that in chloe threads, it's actually hot as fuck
>>602852571
Why should I know who this is?
>>602853425
do you not think she's hot? :o
>>602852654
I heard but never listened to one. So pissed I missed it.
>>602851437
Always wearing huge heels
plus she is a girl
There is no way that 5'10 is the female average where you live, let alone over 6 foot.
>>602853730
Can't tell from one photo.
First time I've ever seen her.
Not got a clue what she does or why she's "famous"
>>602854247
>>602851437
>mfw 6'4"
>>602854751
>huuuur boobies!
>being 15
Cool but WHO is she?
>>602854751
Just looks like another plastic blonde bimbo.
>>602854905
she's an actress/model - joanna krupa. search her aha. i think she's super hot
Anyone got any feet pics ?
>>602854794
mfw 5'8"
>>602855419
I just want my dick between her buttcheeks while she does that.
>>602844674
I do
>>602855615
>mfw 6'2"
>>602855615
Lol manlet.
I literally tower over everyone I know too. People actually have to look up at me.
>mfw
i'm going to bust two in a row for her
>>602856853
record it via vocaroo
>>602856644
double dubs confirm
>>602838020
Gorgeous
hnnnnnnnnnng
http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_muf9relluI1sfsh5h.mp4
KEK
>>602846667
so much better without the red lipstick and caked on white makeup.
From a 6 to a 9 imo
>>602838278
The look of a bitchy middle aged conservative woman on her face.
>>602841923
She could bear my children anytime she wants
>>602857465
why?
>>602858379
if you look closely, youll see that this is not taylor
>>602858379
Don't even care if I know the pornstar. I'm still gonna fap.
>>602859011
because its hot
>>602859033
wow really?
also, checkd
>>602859215
is it? haha.. you wont be able to hear anything
>>602859503
yeah we used to do it in chloe threads and it was sooo fucking hot
>>602860547
Thanks for showing me that i'd still fuck her when she's a lot older
>>602836164
ayy
>>602854794
That's not a good thing, women don't want a lanky streak of piss
>>602861173
What does that quote mean?
>>602838020
she came to one of my college classes with her best friend once. she was absolutely stunning in person.
>>602861745
>That's not a good thing
Says the midget.
>women don't want a lanky streak of piss
I'm not "lanky".
