Last game I played is gta5 as Trevor, so.... fucked

Also gta 5 as michael
Vs Voldemort

>tldr: we're fucked

>>602806296
Electro (Spider-Man) is taking over the world.The Leader of the Third Street Saints is our only hope.

...and he's drunk.

I think, even if he wins, we're still fucked more than a cheap whore.

>>602806296
I just realized my combo is Christian Grey vs a drunk Lara Croft. Kinda hot.

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I think I'm good for the villian

Lord Farquaad, Booker DeWitt on amphetamines. Seems like it will end well

>>602806296
I watched The Evil Dead.
We are all fucked.

Steve from Minecraft has to stop CLU while under the influence of 25i, I'd say we're pretty fucked.

Hannibal Lecter vs Booker DeWitt on cocaine.

Osama Bin Laden Vs. Rico Rodriguez

We're completely safe

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Darth Vader
vs
blazed Samus
nuff said

Peter Pettigrew vs Sora and Sora is under influence of an anti-epileptic drug. Well I just might be fucked...

>>602809486
Azkaban?

Voldemort vs drunk Goku. Interesting match.

Way of the dragon, master chief, and weed

Voldemort vs Isaac on coke.

>>602806296
Movie, bigger stronger faster. (documentary about steroid abuse)
Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

I'm not sure what is happening here... the world is being taken over by meat heads, and Sora has to... unlock their hearts with the keyblade?

A drunk Carl Johnson is going to fuck up Red Mist, no contest

>>602806296
>>602806296
>>602806296
to catch a predator on now !!!!!


http://www.livestream.com/thebigshow20
to catch a predator on now !!!!!


http://www.livestream.com/thebigshow20

>>602809570
Yep

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>>602806686
>>602809486
>>602809585
>>602809813
So many /bros watchin Harry Potter lately. I just finished the series with gf. She'd never seen them before. She cried and didn't want to finish Hallows when Snape shit happens

>>602809872

>Watch movies about steroid abuse
>Plays Kingdom Hearts

Choose one.

Dr. Mann from Interstellar (I guess)
A shitty beginner on OldSchool RS
Advil

I think things will be okay

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>>602809987
ties for best along with hallows

>>602806296
Last movie I watched was kung pow, last game was league, I played Vladimir last, and he's heavily under the influence of mescaline lol.

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>>602806296
>Zod - man of steel
>Courier - Fallout NV
>MDMA

mfw

My drunk Fallout Char vs. the Blair Witch...
Doable

Tyler durden is trying to take the world. The guy from wolfenstein is stoned as fuck and is going to save us all. It will be pretty easy.

Last movie I watched was Big Hero 6, and the last game I played was Persona 3...

Well alrighty then.

The entire Wermacht 6th Army v.s a baked lvl 25 6-slotted Faceless Void.
>Tfw built maelstrom instead of battlefury, so now infinite chain lightning kills all dem nazis

the
TOO SOON JUNIOR
guy is gonna get his ass handed by Wolf from payday i guess

>>602810651
watched Enemy at the Gates

>>602810651
You are kinda bad at dota aren't you?

Trevor(gta5) doing bong rips fighting the Nazis(fury). I think I'm fucked

>>602806296
Well that would be Callaghan from BH6, and Steve from MC, and Benadryl because fuck allergies. So most likely fucked because Steve would be asleep.

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Dredd Ma-Ma
Dragon Ball Xenoverse Vegeta
nice

>>602807646
Strike that. I meant high. Fuck Im high now.

>>602810867
lol, nope. Just because you don't like my build means i'm bad bro. Maelstrom into Mjolnir is legit as fuck. Attack speed+ farming steroid vs Regen+ Steroid that you get with Bfury.

>>602806296

My character from Skyrim is hopped up on coffee and is off to fight the Babadook... I... I'm not sure?

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>>602806296
Villain: Azog from hobbit
Hero: Mario

whelp

>>602806296
Last movie I watched was groundhogs day so enemy is the Universe and the hero is the main character from Dragon Age Inquisition (Archer Rogue) who is drunk off his ass. Shooting people with arrows over and over just to have it reset until he learns piano and ice sculpting. I'd watch that shit but I think we are all gonna be fine.

Last game, GTA V as my online character
Last movie ABCs of Death 2
I've never taken any drugs
I don't know where this leaves us.

>>602811386

so he's off to fight repressed depression and child abuse?

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Drunken Sona fighting with Saddam Hussein from South Park movie.

I have no idea what the fuck is going to happen.

>>602806296
Drunk Link vs the ghost bear from the WWE scooby doo movie.
dis gunna be good

>>602811773

Fuck it I'm sure Skyrim has a fucking Potion of cure Major Depression laying around.

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Alice in wonderland Queen of hearts (Disney) vs. a stoned Ness from Earthbound.....that's making me re-evaluate my life

Movie: Iron Man
Game: FTL

The crew of the Kestrel drunk as fuck fighting Jeff Bridges in a crappy ironman suit

>>602806296
The Daleks are taking over the world! Our only hope is Captian Sheppard, however he has been binging coke. Good luck

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>>602806296
Looks like we got Satan himself trying to take over the world, and our only hope is Courier 6... piss drunk...

>>602810100
Just got home from the gym and started playing KH2. U mad as hell.

Darth Vader vs stoned Talion from Shadow of Mordor

A stoned Claptrap taking on Sauron.

10/10 would watch.

A stoned chosen undead from Dark Souls 2 vs Dr. Mann from Interstellar. think were ok

>>602806296
oddly enough, replaying that series now
>terminator 1
>mass effect 1 shepherd
tungsten rounds VII, here we come

>Wes Mantooth
>Master Chief
>Drunk

Seeing as he can't get drunk, and Wes Mantooth is a fucking news anchor, not very fucked. This is a shitty game.

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The last movie I watched was The Judge, and there really isn't a villain considering it's a legal/family drama. Maybe cancer was the villain of that movie.

So we've got cancer versus oldschool Duke Nukem (3D, not Forever). The catch is, Duke is drunk out of his mind on Colt 45...

...which, as we all know, makes him better at everything.

Duke VS cancer should be a slam dunk. I'd hate to be cancer right now.

Last movie is Still Alice
so... Alzheimer's?

Last game is Stalker

Last drug is Caffeine

Jittery Strelok battles his way through...what was he doing again?

>deer hunter
so gooks with guns
>madden foosball
fat niggers who can tackle the gooks with guns

Drunk Excalibur (Warframe) vs Sauron

Not bad

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Kim jong un vs raiden stoned as fuck.
I think things should turn out ok

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>>602812022
>potion of cure majour depression

shit joke

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>>602806296
I'm pretty sure we are a little fucked by the hero.

Ching chong from Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

Should be easily killed by Max Payne on Paracetamol.

>>602806296
General Chang from Star Trek VI
The Inquisitor from DA: I
purple kush

I think the world is fucked. Cloaked Bird of Prey is no joke

Last movie was American Sniper, so let's just say the arab sniper guy that the american sniper guy kills near the end.
Last game was CS:GO, let's just say the protagonist is professional team fnatic's sniper, JW.
On speed.

Calm the fuck down, we'll be fine.

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>so many stoner fags
>mfw

-Godzilla monster
-Geralt of Rivea on heroin

I think we've lost

>>602806296
Kabuki mask guy from Big Hero 6
>implying videogames have heros these days
Last game i played was path of exile, playing as templar.
so Kabuki v Templar on morphine

Bu-bu-bu-bu- but if I was playing an old game boy star wars game with anakin as the protagonist and I just watched Episode II....

And the last drug I did was my Zyrtec rofl that isn't relevant.

>>602812825
Hero - CaC from DBXV
Villian - Isola from Space Pirate Harlock
Drug - Alcohol.

>>602813339
*episode v

>>602813251

I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY

Insects from Starship troopers.
last game I played was street fighter so I guess my hero is Ryu? Motherfucking Highduken lets do this.

A blazed sion from league of legends vs... ghosts.

Quotes confirmed he's medicated as fuck

http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/8/8c/Sion.move03.ogg?

>>602812022
loled

Smaug vs Issac, from the binding of Isaac, drunk on rum. So pretty fucked

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Commander Shepard vs. Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear

Winter Soldier vs Master Chief

That would actually be pretty cool.

>>602806296
Mother fucking Darth Vader faces off against a randomly generated Space Marine Chapter Master, who honestly wouldn't even be fazed by my weed.

The 3rd Reich vs CTs from CSGO

Lots of weed

Valentine from the Kingsman
VS
My Dragon Age: Origins hero... on no drugs...
welp, they're a blood mage.

>>602813850
That would be satisfying to see.

>>602806296
The dad from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
My resto shaman on a cataclysm private server on weed.
The Fuck.

The villain from Big Hero 6 vs. my Nepehalem from Diablo 3 (level 70 monk)

We're gonna be fine

A nazi zombie (dead snow)
vs
A Knight on painkillers

Clarence Boddicker VS Corvo Attano on heroin.

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>>602813181
>heroin
>mfw

Kim Jong-Un vs Zer0 (borderlands 2) I think we're in good hands

>>602809010
>Book of the Dead
>Fire
GG

Chinese eyes

last movie, exodus, so Ramses is the main fuck-shit-up guy. last game skyrim, I play a dark elf stealth ranger lvl 42. Last drug speed. It pretty even, so who knows

gollum from harry pottery

frogger from silent hill

we dont have a chance

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God bless America and two weed cupcakes. Am I fucked? I don't think so.

>>602814805
sorry drug was hiv

Villain:Anti Spiral from the gurren lagann movie
Hero: Batman
we ded

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Last movie was How high so i guess nigger will be the enemy
Last game you played : Left 4 dead 2 picking Bill
Last drug you used : weed
That oughta be easy.

Stoned Crane from Dying light up against Syndrome from The Incredibles.

Can't see who would win that.

last movie i watched was kill bill book 2

last game was xenoverse

last drug was addy

i think we should be fine

Commander Shepard will push Samuel L. Jackson's shit in

>>602814887
And minecraft. Forgot that part, cus I'm still high.

>>602806296
Zombies (zombieland) is taking over the world. Only Renekton(League of Legends) can save us. Good thing he smoked a bong before hand or we would be fucked.

A drunk Yu Narukami is off to save the world from Ace Ventura: Pet detective. Hopefully, we will be fine.

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Katja tripping balls on Salvia Divinorum
vs Falconer, Tracker and Berserker

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Crazy bitch from Lazarus Effect VS The Lone Wanderer.

We're gunna be okay.

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The interview.
Animal crossing new leaf.
Benzedrex.

Azog vs Booker DeWitt on weed, still fucking booker, were safe.

Naked snake on omega 3's vs hitler.

This'll be interesting

>>602806296
Villain is Bill 'the butcher' Cutting
Hero is Crash bandicoot
he took a lot of oxycodone so I guess we're fucked.

House, from Doctor Who.

Vs 2400 elite vikings from TW: Attila.

Fuck.

Kaiju frompacific Rim vs Counter-terrorist.ggwp

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Last movie was John Wick so uhh i guess the daddy of the son who killed wicks dog.
Last game was madden 15 and i played as the pats so i guesd tom brady lol.
Tom Brady on cough syrup vs mob boss. I think we are safe.

Geralt of Rivia, heavily under the influence of Pepto, saving the world from Richmond Valentine ( Samuel L Jackson in Kingsman). World saved.

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>>602806296

The Borg from Star Trek: First Contact

Kyle Crane from Dyling Light

IV Black Tar Heroin

"We are The Borg, lower your crowbar and surrender your heroin. We will add your zombie killing skills and your crippling drug addiction to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

We're all fucking dead.

Edgar the Butler from Aristocats
Commander Shepard with an injection of marijuana
Tad overkill by Edgar

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i doubt most of you know NIHIL BAXTER, but he is definitely a master criminal
the hero would be the courier on speed, so the world is safe one more day

>>602806296
I got this guys, last villain was MALEFICENT last hero was the dragonborn on the influence of cocaine easy gg

>>602817453
/thread

chain smoking red guard warrior need to kill Kahn. he's not a high level though so we fucked.

The bad guys from bird man(ignorance I guess), the dragon born, weed.

>>602806296
So Frank Underwood is now taking over the world and a drunk Max payne is trying to stop him.
No matter how this goes we're fine.

>Villain
The master of ceremonies from Eyes Wide Shut
>Hero
The Chosen Undead
>Last drug I used
Caffeine.

So, the hero is decked out in elite knight armor wielding a Fucking winged spear +5, jacked up on caffeine, trying to save the world from some horny masked rich guy.

Sounds like a great movie.

>>602806296
-the villain is the football coach in varsity blues
-the hero was my created character in dragonball xenoverse
-the hero is high on weed.

i think we're safe

>>602806686
>guns

Wtf is wrong with you ?

Four monster hunters hopped up on Aleve have to take down that crazy fuck from Armitage III

...So we're golden, pretty much. Doesn't even sound like an event.

Bloodseeker (DOTA2) on a cocktail of 3-MeO-PCP, MDMA, Ethylphenidate, Alcohol and Hash
vs.
that guy from The Raid

I think we'll be ok

>>602806296

lil ze (city of god)
yuna (ffx 2)
MKAT

0/10 would not be fucked

Smaug from the Hobbit, and a stoned Corvo from Dishonored. I don't think I like our odds.

Umm, the Big Worm from Friday,

and CT's from Source, on heroin.

i don't know what to think,

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>>602806296
Predator vs. Adam Jensen on Benadryl.
I think I'll be okay.

>>602806296
Christian Grey is taking over the world and the only hope for humanity is... the people from banished on weed.

>Starts building the red room... Fuck, need more logs.

that would be Skynet vs. The Courier stoned as a motherfucking wasteland rock

>>602806296
1) birdman?
2) lone wanderer
3) caffine

Balem Abrasax(Jupiter Ascending) vs Kyle Crane (Dying Light) + Drunk.

Lost.

Patrick Bateman vs Mason off of red faction under the influence of dxm and weed

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>Ed Helms' character from 'The Goods'
>Talion from 'Shadow of Mordor'
>Alcohol

A shithoused ranger from Gondor with goddamn wraith powers recklessly swinging his sword at Ed fucking Helms dressed like a sperglord with a $44 haircut should probably be the basis of a new fucking movie LITERALLY now.

>>602806296
The evil politician from Macgruber as the villain, vs The Boss in Saints Row 4.

>>602806296
Movie, Robocop (the new one)
Game, Watch dogs
Drug, Pot
Seems like a good match. We are in good hands

Our hero today is a young Lara Croft, and she will be fighting a level 28 Aksor, the Archon Preist. Lara Croft will also be tripping heavily on 4 hits of acid.

The kurgan (from highlander)
Vs
The Courier (from fallout:NV)
Who's drugged up on ibuprofen

I think we're ok as the courier has frag mines and shit and is constantly of his face on mentats and sunset sasparilla

>>602806296
Darth Helmet from Spaceballs vs James Heller from PROTOTYPE 2. World is fine.

The flying fuckers out of Pitch Black vs Faith from Mirror's Edge on DMT

Fuck

danny mcbride vs civ 5 Ghandi whilst under the influence of mdma I think I can smooth this world domination idea over

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Last film I watched was dirty harry. (Pic related).

Last game was World of Warcraft ( I play a Dwarf DPS Warrior )

Last drug was weed.

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The giant robot from 9 vs. Zeus baked as fuk

yay Zeus

>>602806296
okay so joker is taking over the world, and we have a adderal hyped up invoker trying to stop him. i think we're fine

Wilford from Snowpiercer vs Big Boss

I think we'll be fine.

Security guard from 5 nights at Freddys on methadone vs. Calvin Candie.

The world is kill.

>>602819610
Just beat that game a week or so ago. I enjoyed the game more than I expected. I never played the first one is it worth getting?

>>602806296
An angry J. K. Simons vs a stoned ajay ghale, I think we will be ok...

Darth Vader vs Teemo on weed. If LOL doesn't count, then it's Brodock Saints on weed, from Broforce.

Drunk Samus Aran vs Zod.
My bet's on Samus.

Moriarty vs a stoned czar of Bulgaria ( played crusader kings 2). I think we're fucked.

>>602806296
Adrian Veidt VS genghis khan on caffine

>>602806296
>villain: the winter soldier
>hero: main character from einhander
>drugs: he's stoned out of his fucking mind

>disgunbegood.png.gif

The red bird from Angry Birds is drunk off his ass and going up against Sauron.

Yeah, we're pretty much fucked.

Smaug vs Goku

>>602806296
Sauron vs a stoned Bayonetta.

This is going to be the goofiest, sexiest orc slaying ever. Would watch from lawn chair.

>>602806296
I SHALL TELL YOU THE TALE OF DOOMGUY
THAT BECAUSE OF WEED WAS FUCKIN HIGH
AGAINST HITLER; I TOUGHT SO
FOR THE WORLD DESTRUCTION, OFF WE GO

watched cabin in the woods last -> so all horror figures or ancient gods maybe? vs a drunk zilean from LoL
meh could go both ways

The antagonists from the man from nowhere vs dragon born on coke lol

Darth Vader VS Arno from Assassins Creed

Interesting

>>602806296
Does coffee count as a drug?
If not we have an utterly stoned Megaman X trying to stop a basically immortal viking on a hunt for the descendants of some gods.
I forgot what the movie was called.

>>602814507
Herzog wins

Jimmy Hopkins vs whatever the fuck the creature is in "It Follow" off his fave on cocaine. Nice.

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>>602806296
Last movie i watched was john wick i am pretty sure he killed all the villains
Last game was skyrim so my 56 nord that beat all content last drug i used was some really loud weed

i think i am fine motherfuckin dragonborn running around with a daedric sword and slow time shout

1. Can't remember
2. Can't remember
3. Meth

What does this mean? We are fucked or in good hands?

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>>602806296
So, Tyler Durden is out to begin a world wide fight club. And Big Boss, our only hope, charges headlong into battle with a cigarette between his teeth. I'd say we're in good shape.

The Tarsus Club, vs my character in Monster Hunter and he's a little high

We're fucked

the nazi army against roy jones jr. on aderall
id say we are pretty fucked

>>602806296
Walter White vs Singed on weed.

A drunk Big Boss vs Kim Jong un.

I think we're okay.

>>602821816
The humanity is fucked.
>or
Aliens.

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Drunk Tommy Vercetti versus Sauron, 9 Fallen Kings, Azog and two orcish armies. Tommy's got this shit.

>>602806296
uh, jovian lizards are attacking, it's up to Counterstrike Source CT team to beat them
But they're drunk.

I think we're fucked.

The hulk/Loki (planet hulk)
Dante from dante's inferno

>>602806296
last movie i watched was deer hunter who the fuck is the villian in that movie? and last game i played was metal gear solid snake eater last drug i used not including alcohol would be shrooms

Drug selling teacher from Jump Street 21 is taking over the world. He'll be opposed with fire/energy biased wizard from Arcanum.. and he's high on painkillers. Yeah we're good.

>>602806296
The Winter Soldier VS. my sorcerer in Dark Souls 2 and he's just taken some bong rips. I think we'll be okay.

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>>602822766
>not Dante
>not both Dantes
Now that's some shit I'd watch.

Adam Jensen on Shrooms tries to stop Plankton from erecting a dictatorship in Bikini Bottom by mind controlling King Neptun.

Would be a blast to watch while stoned.

>>602806296
Dreamhouse.. so the villian is also the hero..but secretly its the neighbours exhusband... and its coffee so i guess all is fine

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The french vs an Oblivion character
It's the french so we'll be okay

>>602822992
>dark souls 2
>dark
>2

Demon was the only one that was even mildly interesting you faggot

>>602806296
Last movie I watched was kingsman
last game I played was smite as Rama
Last night i got hammered so...i think im okay

Mage herald of andraste hopped up on caffiene vs. An SS division.
>Disgunnabgud.jpg

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>>602823182

Donkey Kong on coke fighting the grasshopper from Bug's Life. NIgga gun get squished, fucked, jizzed, and shat on

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The prison warden from Death Race.
Goku.
Weed.
>everything will be ok after Goku hits this blunt.

>>602823148
faggot

>>602806296
Vincent McKenna (his own worst enemy) vs. Gorion's Ward

Last movie was Se7en, last game was Rust, last drug was weed.

So its some stoned naked guy with a rock vs Kevin Spacey. My money is on the naked guy.

>>602806296
Moon nazies (iron sky) vs level 99 clavat drunk (ff echoes of time)
Not sure if a sword is worth of something in front of a lots of guns...

Darth Vader versus the entire republic commando squad... on adderal.... shit sev gon get killed twice

That little human bitch from Finding Nemo vs. Mr. Monopoly high as fuck off some dabs.

..... I just don't know mans.

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claptrap on weed fighting the new york yankess (major leagues)

Dr. Evil from Austin Powers vs. A hunter from destiny who has a very bad heroin problem.

I like this

Beerus (god of destruction dbz) vs My time patroller (dragon ball xenoverse) also high as fuck
sad im not even a huge fan of DBZ

>>602823940
im willing to see this fight mr monopoly can throw down

>>602806296

Oh man, this is gonna be fair: a drunk Edward Kenway versus the Operator from Serenity.

>At least they can sword fight, right guys?

The courier from Fallout: New Vegas high on marijuana fighting the Joker.

Loki just took over the world... but thankfully Duke Nukem has had enough of his bullshit and is coming to stop him; and good news guys, he's all hopped up on caffeine.

I think the world is gonna be just fine.

my lvl 30 rs classic mage pure on molly vs the nigger step dad from second hand lions

gonna fire blitz that nigger

Last movie I watched was HP and the Sorcerers stone.
>voldemort in the body of professor Quirrel
> A counter-terrorist weilding an AWP high on adderall.

tl;dr. CT wins because inhuman reactions

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The guy military guy from the new Fast & Furious us up against a drunk Terran Captain piloting a Boron Megalodon.

We can kiss our asses good bye.

Chev Chelios from crank 1 and 2 and Marlowe from battlefield bad company 1 and 2

last movie i watched was pacific rim
last game a played was the binding of issac rebirth
also i smoked a few months back

A stormtrooper (swbf2) on viagara, fighting aunty from thunderdome.
Tina turner just gonna suck his dick I assume

Chinese soldiers. Vs A bunch of stoned ruskies

>>602806296
Walter White vs. a guy in a ww2 Soviet plane (War Thunder).

I thought we'd be good, but then I remembered the pilot is utterly shitfaced

The terminator vs the terminator, drug is negligible because the terminator is a machine

My skyrim character drunk Vs GRU haha top kek

>>602812022
Its called Skooma

The villain is the evil from evil dead.
The hero is my Runescape pure.. My hero is under the influence of coffee+marijuana.. So.. I'm pretty sure I'm fucked.

Uhhh, manchester united all on high doses of caffeine fighting mewtwo.....

>>602806296
A solar system-tier black hole (Gargantua from Intergalactic, I guess) v. me (minesweeper... well shit, my life gets boring some times) on weed.

Zero chance. None. Nihil.

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>Jack Reacher: Old russian guy, double-agent nigra, etc.
>Team Fortress 2: Pyro
>Alcohol

Seems like we're good to go.

Bert Gordan from The Hustler VS. The Counter Terrorist from CSGO.

easy win

Crime lord Chu Tau from Police Story vs. Augustus Caesar from Civilization V getting drunk off his ass on mead. I think we're going to be fine.

The hero: the boss Saints Row IV
The villain: Patrick bateman American Psycho

Villain is a really weak LARP-Demon-Necromancer.
Hero is Kyle Crane and he used Antizine. Seems like everything is alright.

>Villain: Prof. Robert Callaghan AKA Yakai (Big Hero Six)

>Hero: Wilson from Don't Starve

>Synopsis: Totally and utterly fucked

Last movie was about kids with cancer dying. So... Death?
The last videogame was pokemon Aqua sapphire,so.... Ash Ketchum or his modern day equivalent Idk.
And last drug... Heroin.

Ash Ketchum facing off death with a pretty gnarly heroin habit. He's fucked.

>>602825930
Forgot to mention no drugs have been done

>>602826118
Also Wilson is drunk

>>602806296
Eh... The villain is that blue guy from guardians of the galaxy
And the hero is a drunk Booker, from Bioshock Infinite.
I think we're good

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high mario vs nuclear man

Mr. Orange from Resevoir Dogs is being hunted down by Aiden Pearce from Watch_Dogs™ who has trouble with Lexapro. This should be interesting

VILLIAN: The USSR (Hunt for Red October)

HERO: Master Chief

DRUG: Well, John 117 is pretty boozed up, but those Commie bastards couldn't even keep a wall up, so no worries here.

>>602826555
czech'd

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John Marston smoking weed against The Thing.

>>602826601
>implying master chief could invade all of Russia

Adolf Hitler vs a drunk Mayor of Simcity
ohboy

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>>602806296
Thrall on speed vs darth vader, i dont know, i think were good

>>602806296
Azog vs. Commander Shepard on painkiller. No prob.

>Gene Simmons (Underground unlockable)
>does tongue grinds and shit
>horse tranqs
>Zed from Pulp Fiction

Sodomy is imminent

Villain: Mike Tyson
Hero: Duke Nukem
Drug: Morphine
He's probably immune to it at this point

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we are fuked... my level 1 nordic cant do a shit... is islamist...

>>602811823
fuck yes!

Bane is taking over the world, and a drunk, low ranking Capsuleer is our only hope.

I, for one, welcome our new insane cyber-god.

Scar from lion king, vs master chief high on weed. Seems good for me

>Tetris L block
>Meth
>Sinbad as Dementor

why is my life so fucked up /b/

>>602806296
Mario on coke vs. the kgb/Russia should be interesting

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Villain: Terrorists (American Sniper)
Hero: The chosen undead (Dark Souls for you casuls)
Drug: Caffeine