You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College
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"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
>>602738247
"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
>>602738247
>>602738296
"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
>>602738247
>>602738296
>>602738360
"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
>>602738247
>>602738296
>>602738360
>>602738422
"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
>>602738247
shpeels and incatashons.
>>602738247
>>602738296
>>602738360
>>602738422
>>602738487
"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
*wait*
*proceeds to sell items again*
>>602738558
>shpeels and incatashons.
shpeels and incatashons.
>>602738247
I WANT TO CAST A SPELL
,,˙ploɥɹǝʇuᴉM uᴉ ǝƃǝlloƆ s,ǝƃɐW ǝɥʇ uᴉoɾ plnoɥs noʎ 'ǝpnʇᴉʇdɐ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,noʎ ɟᴉ 'ʍouʞ no⅄,,
Everything's for sale my friend. Everything. If i had a sister, i'd sell her in a heartbeat
>>602739116
god bless I used to get tired of hearing that one. I really don't understand why they didn't give the npcs in this game more things to say. like how much more would that have cost...
Hi. I'm Gisli.
I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun.
>>602739254
I surrender!
>>602738247
I AM THE DUCKLING ARCH MAGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>>602739577
Why are you posting ash spawn?
>>602738247
Are there opportunities for advancement? I'm not going to be stuck as an Assistant Mage Apprentice for the standard eight years, am I?
Thank you so much for taking care of those thieves...
>>602738247
I assume you're here to discuss the ongoing hostilities like the rest of the "great warriors"
>>602739577
fucking lold
>>602739318
With the hundreds and hundreds of NPCs in a game already inundated with drag, lag and sandbox glitch syndrome it was probably best that they didn't, as much as it would have helped with some of the immersion.
>>602739318
A ton of labor. They have to voice act EVERY line in the damn game. Granted you hear repeat phrases, there are some voiced npc's you will NEVER hear because you never talk to them.
>>602739318
Because Bethesda doesn't believe in delaying games
"You need advice? Talk to Brynjolf... I got better things to do."
"Where I go is my business. If you have a concern about my honor, bring it before the Circle."
>>602740125
Lovable mistakes.
Worth it
"You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords."
You have now the wolf blood >>602740278
It's so bright out here, i don't know how you stand it
>>602738247
Do you get to the cloud district much? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
>>602740953
I stole that fuckers clothes and now he wanders around Whiterun showing his filthy nigger red guard skin. They should rename the town Blackwalk. I hate redguards and redguard lovers, traitors to the Nord race.
>>602740831
This must be that beautiful Skyrim weather I've heard so much about.
>>602741294
I feel like a terrible person now, but that was fucking funny.
"I'm okay with the dark, but I've spent more than my share of time in caves already."
>come out of cave
"It's so bright out here, i don't know how you stand it"
>go back into cave
"I'm okay with the dark, but I've spent more than my share of time in caves already."
>etc etc
>>602741748
Khajit are only trying to make a living, filthy redguards choose to live in their own shit and vomit while living on the Nord's hard earned coin.
By Talos's beard! I've been appealing to the Jarl to cut funding to the red guard section ape housing. Turning my beloved Whiterun into a dirty slum. Ulfric wouldn't stand for this. Nord power!
Lydia disappeared while holding my leather boots of hauling. I'm a little pissed off cuz I haven't found any more weight capacity gear.
>>602739420
You can call me Ericka's sister.
>>602742558
>put Lydia in full ebony armor
>have companion that looks like something from Hell complaining about burdens
Skyrim amuses me. Then again, I could always put her in the Eisen Platte armor, the version that's missing the skirt but still has the hip plates. Dat ass tho.
>>602740953
I'd love to send that redguard to his beloved cloud distict, but redguard's don't go to Sovengard.
>>602741294
Redgaurds are pretty based.
Not the ones in Skyrim mind you, where as you nords keep your bums around, we wage racial warfare against the rest of Tamriel by forcing our lowest common denominators out of our lands and into yours.
The hope is that they'll drain your resources and breed your women into more Redguards who'll hopefully be better than their deadbeat parent.
SO RISE UP CHILDREN! RISE UP CHILDREN OF THE EMPIRE! SO RISE UP, STORMCLOAKS! EMBRACE THE WORD OF MIGHTY TALOS, HE WHO IS BOTH MAN AND DEVINE!
> You know you should just join literally every group in the entire World and become the leader of all of them even though all you really did to earn the position was go places and collect things and bring them back.
>>602742946
Filthy milkdrinker, it's vermin like you that are causing the problems in Skyrim to this very day. We all know damn well if it wasn't for the Nord race you'd all still be living in Afriel eating your own shit.
>>602743029
>most of the Legion and probably Tullius himself are Talos worshippers
What are you looking at? I'm not afraid of you, ya know, even if you are my elder!
>>602743249
Nah, Hammerfell is doing great. We defeated the Thalmor without sacrificing any of our Gods.
>>602739254
>Spooked
>>602743029
I always kill this motherfucker
DAT ASS NO LONGER EXISTS!
>>602743385
You have to look up the video on YT where they bleep certain parts of these dialogues. It's fucking hiliarous.
>>602743260
Tullius knows what's up. I fucking hate the Thalmor, so of course I usually side with the Stormcloaks, but shit. Having to kill him at the end didn't sit well with me.
>>602739116
>>602739318
Some may call this junk, me... I call it treasure.
>>602739254
use the force luke!
>>602743735
Honestly, Tullius (and Mede as well) are both preparing for the Thalmor's inevitable betrayal. The Legion makes just as much sense if you're anti Thalmor.
>>602743909
WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE.
>>602743735
>hate the Thalmor
>side with Stormcloaks
Kek. Nice job playing right into their hand.
>>602738422
"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
>>602744079
>"You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."
>>602744043
IKR?
>>602744004
I go out of my way to kill each and every Thalmor I come across. That little base they have up on the coast? I decimate it every playthrough. I think the most satisfying was playing as a high elf and incinerating them all.
>>602744043
The Thalmor already have Hammerfell, Black Marsh and Morrowind to deal with. They don't want Skyrim's independence anymore than they want the Empire to win, the war was set up to draw into a costly, years long stalemate.
And then the Dragonborn shows up.
>>602744026
how did you miss it?!?
the reference is hilarious
>>602744269
The Thalmor can fuck back off to the Sumurset Isles.
The Thalmor are Tamriel's Nazis.
>>602744302
When in caves, I'm usually gameface, creeping through to put arrows through things' faces.
>>602738635
>>>602738558
>>shpeels and incatashons.
>shpeels and incatashons.
spiels und incuntations
>>602744515
>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>shpeels and incatashons.
>spiels und incuntations
spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>602744640
Spires and Akatosh?
>>602742740
Everyone else does
>>602744640
>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>spiels und incuntations
>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
My favorite place to "shop."
>>602744846
>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>spiels und incuntations
>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
smells and urinations
>>602744935
She does whatever's necessary.
PRAISE TALOS!!!!!
PRAISE HIM!!!!
>>602739712
>That 3 poly face
Is that the N64 edition
never knew it looked so shitty on consoles
>>602744958
>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>smells and urinations
shelves and illuminations
I've spent enough time in caves, but if you want to go in, I'm right behind you.
>>602743650
I forced him to dance in that spot for eternity. Mods are amazing.
>>602742383
but I liked her as a companion - her random commens made her much more alive
>>602745213
>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>smells and urinations
>shelves and illuminations
snails and constipation
>>602745422
you are just going to town on these aren't you
>>602743385
I cut her head off. It was beautiful.
>>602745422
What are you, French?
>>602745422
>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>smells and urinations
>>shelves and illuminations
>snails and constipation
rails and altercations
>>602745422
Keep going, I'm high as fuck and this is hilarious.
>>602745590
>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>smells and urinations
>>>shelves and illuminations
>>snails and constipation
>rails and altercations
ales and inebriation
>>602742558
awww so cute
>>602745724
>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>>smells and urinations
>>>>shelves and illuminations
>>>snails and constipation
>>rails and altercations
>ales and inebriation
hailes and evination
>>602745724
>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>>smells and urinations
>>>>shelves and illuminations
>>>snails and constipation
>>rails and altercations
>ales and inebriation
fails and separation
>>602742890
ebony armor always looked the coolest to me
>>602745821
>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>>>smells and urinations
>>>>>shelves and illuminations
>>>>snails and constipation
>>>rails and altercations
>>ales and inebriation
>fails and separation
trails and devastation
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.
I'm pretty sure this guy is at least mildly retarded.
>>602745907
And this fag ruins our Skyrim thread with Oblivion shit...
>>602745907
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
>>602745905
>>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>>>>smells and urinations
>>>>>>shelves and illuminations
>>>>>snails and constipation
>>>>rails and altercations
>>>ales and inebriation
>>fails and separation
>trails and devastation
for those with the talent to cast them
>>602745978
You know, you're onto something. I wonder how many other NPCs are mentally disabled in some way.
>>602745907
>try to pick pay with gold
>accidentally resist arrest
>die
>reload
>2 hours back
>MFW
>>602746083
Two more appear!!!
>>602746083
>Draugr
Good for practicing headshots with a bow. Also, the more powerful ones are fun as fuck to fight melee.
>>602745978
And a peeping tom.
>>602745978
Well yeah. He works at Skyrim's Walmart, is completely unrelated to any quest, and has less dialogue than any other character, even the animals. Of course he's retarded. He's only good for chopping wood because of his tard strength.
>>602746044
10/10 actually made me mad
>>602745363
>Oh wow. This is gorgeous. I'm glad you're here with me.
Y-you too...
>>602746396
It is a Skyrim npc thread. Make an Oblivion one if you're so buttmad.
>>602746396
It's all good. I was just being an asshole.
>>602746468
S-Senpai...
>>602746561
>buttmad
underage bait detected
>>602746053
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>>>>smells and urinations
>>>>>>shelves and illuminations
>>>>>snails and constipation
>>>>rails and altercations
>>>ales and inebriation
>>fails and separation
>trails and devastation
>for those with the talent to cast them
Hechizos y conjuros
>>602746850
Chorizos y burritos?
(And captcha gives me avocado for whakamole)
>>602746845
You got me, I'm actually 7 and just discovered porn on the internet.
bump
>>602747161
>Owyn
This guy. I fuckin' love this guy.
>>602746850
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>>>>>smells and urinations
>>>>>>>shelves and illuminations
>>>>>>snails and constipation
>>>>>rails and altercations
>>>>ales and inebriation
>>>fails and separation
>>trails and devastation
>Hechizos y conjuros
tacos and burritos
>>602746206
For 100$, what is autosave?
>>602744394
on the contrary they are tamriels jews
http://imgur.com/a/GHyTe#0
Kek...
>>602747458
Nah. Check the uniforms. Check the superiority complexes. Check the xenophobia.
>>602747207
best npc in the beginning of the game
>>602747161
>says the nigger
>>602747271
>Be on Skyrim forum
>Almost every day
>"Hep me, muh qwest is bug"/whatever
>Reload your save from before
>"Muh last safe is frum tree weks ago"
Retards get what they deserve.
>>602747501
are you 12?
>>602747735
Even niggers are occasionally right.
>>602747458
Dunmer are the Jews.
>>602747887
No, I'm the OP.
"I grew up in the city of Blacklight in Morrowind. If you ever get the chance, you should visit there... it's spectacular."
>>602747736
If only Skyrim wasn't a buggy mess.
I feel so sorry for console players. How do you debug when shit gets fucked up?
>>602741512
That is not a part of Skyrim, scrub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR7B5YCvBus
This shit
>>602748010
>implying OP can't be 12
>being this autistic
>>602748100
I hated Skyrim on console. Switching to PC made everything so much more bearable. Skyrim should have had another year of work before they released it.
>>602748100
I played 360 and never got bugs. although, I made a drinking game where every time I died i'd take a shot after setting to the hardest difficulty and wearing "dragonborn" iron armor. a few shots in a blood dragon appeared and as I was getting ready to die, it landed and sank into the ground. topkek was to be had, and the music/growling didn't stop until I reached a cave entrance.
the only bug I ever experienced in ~200 hours of play
What was everyone's First TES game and what is their favorite?
>first
Morrowind
>favorite
Skyrim
>>602748548
What we're you doing for 200 hours? The bug list for Skyrim is miles long. The odds of not encountering them are astronomically low.
>>602748582
First and only is Skyrim. I never had an opportunity to get one before then.
>>602747215
>>>602746850
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>shpeels and incatashons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>spiels und incuntations
>>>>>>>>>>>spahls uhnd ahkahntaeshonce
>>>>>>>>>>spfieeels und oonkuntiiishuns
>>>>>>>>>smells and urinations
>>>>>>>>shelves and illuminations
>>>>>>>snails and constipation
>>>>>>rails and altercations
>>>>>ales and inebriation
>>>>fails and separation
>>>trails and devastation
>>Hechizos y conjuros
>tacos and burritos
cradles and miscarriages
>>602748775
Oblivion is pretty epic in parts and has the biggest world. Morrowind has the most fleshed out world, set in a really alien land. If you ever get a chance, go for it.
>>602748699
I might off encountered minor glitches (floating objects, stuck characters, minor shit) but nothing game breaking, and it was 200 hours over 3 characters
>>602749105
When did you usually do the civil war? That tends to be the big thing that breaks everything
>>602749870
Usually after the main quest and DLC quests so I could abuse the dragon calls, so already kinda far into the game, maybe around levels 45-50 and after thieves guild and winterhold quests were finished
"Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing."
Hi guys which mods would you recommand for Skyrim ?
>>602738247
"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!"
>>602750721
holy keks
>>602750683
all of them
>>602750683
The realistic graphics mods work best but only if you remove windows 32 so it can process better, don't get any of the "naked skyrim" and anime texture shits, they are gimicy and bugged out
>>602750683
Unlimited followers, real time settler, and the one that lets you make npc's act out animations.
Anything else is beyond me, I haven't played or modded skyrim in 2 years.
Get me mad, and I'll prank ya. And not a little. A lot.
>>602750683
First off, get
Skyrim Script Extender
&
SkyUI
most mods worth a damn require these to begin with, and they will improve your game.
Immersive Creatures
Immersive Armors
Immersive Weapons
^ All those three mods essentially add lore friendly and high quality content of it's kind. More types of monsters, weapons and armors. the actual content increase is immense, which makes the world and exploring a lot more varied.
Better Fast Travel
Convenient Horses
^ These are only really essential if you, like me, try to avoid the Point-and-Click type of fast travel that Oblivion introduced into the game. It allows you to fast travel between all the cities with cards, and adds more locations as well as boats. In my game I play so that almost every town has a cart, except for Dawnstar and Winterhold, both of which are only accesible via ship. Ships can be adjusted too, it's very custom.
Other than that, it's really abot what you're after. Wanna have a house in Riverwood? Go fish on the Nexus or Steam Workshop. Wanna rape women? There's mods for that too, I shit you not, go over to LoversLab and look around. Wanna add more spells? Then MidasMagic is the one for you, holy shit, it's awesome... I'd recommend getting some kind of Follower mod too, if you like followers. I do, and I can't play without one that's called FollowersKeepUp or something like that. I think you can guess what it does...
>>602750721
From the thumbnail, I thought that was just a convincing Draugr cosplay, but help my fuck, that's terrible.
>>602753249
really disliking that dumb "son" of that stealing dwarf.
"Anytime you want to head to Skyrim I'm right there with you. I've spent enough time on Solstheim to last a lifetime"
>>602753486
my favorite dunmer, without a doubt.
Also, he's probably the only merc with a personality, right?
>>602739318
Considering the amount of NPC, and the amount of NPC with a lot of dialogues, they did good. Same goes for the same dudes making different NPC voices, that's a shit load of work for a game like Skyrim.
I don't think TES and FO games would be the same without the glitches, I would miss some of them
>>602738247
>>602738247
>>602738247
LOL all mages are poofs.
>>602754734
>and poof, its gone
>>602742558
bandolier mod
The next skyrim game will be called Argonia... It's already been announced
>>602740629
>>602738247
>>602738247
more skyrim porn please??????
>>602755011
finally, the Argonian master race has its own game
>>602755011
No it hasn't. Nice dubs, tho
>>602745134
>>602738247
>>602738247
At least consoles are more stable then PC versions.
>>602755011
>confirmed
>>602738661
i love this game man
>>602754364
I like his voice. It reminds me of John Hurt
>>602755251
>Implying that Dark Elves aren't the best and most lore rich race around
LOL consoles can't do this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYbmnCUu6kE
>>602748075
best follower
>>602755517
b8 is bad m8
>>602755011
>>602738247
Argonians are the coolest race. No other race can breath underwater without magic. Check mate.
>>602755672
Draugr can! :D :D:D:D:D:D
>>602755616
do you see us Argonians fapping over your disgusting Nigmer women in our boooookssss?
No?
You're my cuck Nigmer
>>602755646
>>602738247
I own a pc, not because I'm a graphics whore like u, but because I want the very best and most experimental games. Mods sometimes deliver that.
99% of the time Skyrim mods do nothing but give u free houses and prettier graphics. Nothing ground breaking there.
>>602755803
>>602738247
Drauger aren't a race, they're just zombies. Also, they should drown.
>>602750683
Perkus Maximus
WTF
OBIS
ASIS
Lootification
Duel
Combat evolved
Dragon Combat Overhaul
Ultimate dragons
Then fill the rest with graphics and immersion
>>602755988
I own a PC
not because of graphics
>but to be the very best!
>like no PC ever was
>to download them is my real test
>to experiment is my goal
>MUSTARD RACE
>ITS YOU AND MEEEEEE
>>602755965
>Implying Dunmer women aren't hot
>Implying that the lizards aren't inbred swamp people
Filthy N'wah
>>602755672
>Underwater
>In a [spoiler]bluntrolls[/spoiler] scrolls game
>ever
>>602756288
>hook noses
>bloodshot eyes
>smooth blue skin
you just made me lose my hist sap
>>602755965
>Implying that Redguards aren't the niggers in Tamriel
THEY'RE MASTERWORKS ALL, YOU CANT GO WRONG
>>602756252
>>602738247
hahahahahahahahaaha nice
>>602746468
too bad she got brutally fucked to near death by a daedra.
>>602756417
>Snout
>Two eyelids
>Scales
>Horns and tail
>Retarded voices
>Implying lizards are better looking then any race ever
>>602756434
Dunmer = JewNiggers
Altmer = FaggotNiggers
Bosmer = TreeNiggers
Imperials = Faggots
Nords = TardFaggots
Redguard = NiggerFaggots
Kahjiit = Furfags
Argonians = Masterrace, 10/10, underwater heros, so hot and cool and strong and smrt!
>>602756781
>>602738247
I'd fuck a dragon. What are? Not a dragon born? pleb
>>602756786
B-But anon, Argonians actually are NiggerNiggers
>>602756786
>Implying that the Dwarves weren't the jews of the world
>Hide underground and rarely see any other race
>Hoard everything
>Enslaved a race to do their gold digging for them
>Everything they own was gold colored
>Automatons even look Jewish
Dunmer race best race
>Makes armor out of their slain foes
>Silt striders
>Self growing magic mushroom houses
>Touched by Azura
>A literal god was their leader for ages
>N'wah
>>602746206
you can yield to the guards and then pay with gold you knob jockey.
>>602750917
was waiting for this cunt to show up
>Argonians vs Dunmer
>>602748869
I love you /b/
>>602757866
goddamnit, Oblivion mer are so fucking ugly
>implying anyone is pretty in oblivion
>>602757866
>Oblivion
>10/10
yeah nah faggot
>>602756786
Ok waternigger
>>602757866
>>602738247
Amen!!! Argonian ladies are hot!!!!
>>602743650
>WRITHING etc.
> "Everything is for sale my friend, everything! If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second!"
>>602758947
>>602738247
tits too small
>>602741748
link to mod for those dialogue choices plox.
>>602742558
>mfw I sacrificed her to Boethiah...
>>602738247
I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE I HAD YOU FIGURED FOR A MAGE
>>602748100
Rarely experienced any major bugs on console. Plus I saved constantly, so I could just reset.
"Ahh, hello. Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening? I am the primodial serpent, Kingseeker Frampt, close friend of the Great Lord Gwyn. Chosen Undead, who has rung the Bell of Awakening. I wish to elucidate your fate. Do you seek such enlightenment?"
am i doing this right?Xyddd
>>602747501
what the fucking shit
>>602738247
"I'll buy it at a high price."
>>602747458
they are definitely nazis dude
>>602759433
Between the fiancee and myself we had three bugs/glitches. That was from day one.
Both had the Markarth glitch but it fixed itself. I had a bad run in with random encounters happening too much when outside. Every 10 minutes a guy would talk to me to rob me.
That was on 360.
>>602751415
little shit i'll drown you in the fucking river
>>602759660
Fuck pc was a buggy mess. For being a master race here I wish I played on console to avoid the 10x amplified amount of bugs you get from 'muh sooperrer hardwure'
YOU'LL BE SO MUCH EASIER TO ROB WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
I KNEW I HEARD SOMETHING
HUH?!?!?!
HA!
I AM MASTER OF THE ARCANE
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL ORC LOOKS LIKE
VICTORY OR SOVRGARDE
>>602747501
>>602738247
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO god, shit man.
>>602741294
Fucking damn straight.
>>602738247
Battleborn! Give me all your money!
>>602756579
what is this from?
>>602759816
Downloaded R.G mechanics pirate version on day one release, played on celeron 1.8 ghz processor with nvidia 8600 256mb video card, had zero glitches, you're either stupid and tried to play the game on ultra on a shitty pc or you are a same fag console faggot
>>602759916
nvm Dragon's Dogshit
>>602741294
We drink to our race, for days come and gone
For the Age of nigger Aggression is just about done
We'll drive out the niggers and restore what we own
With our blood and our steel we will take back our home
Down with dindus, the killer of humans
On the days of their death we will drink and we'll sing
We're the children of mankind, and we fight all our lives
And when niggers riot everyone of us dies
But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams
Down with dindus, the killer of humans
On the day of their death we will drink and we'll sing
We're the children of mankind, and we fight all our lives
And when niggers riot everyone of us dies
We drink to our youth, for days come and gone
For the Age of nigger Aggression is just about done...
>>602759660
Only glitch that I couldn't walk away from or fix from reloading was the stupid fucking puzzle doors not working. Had to delete that file. Also on 360
>>602747501
Man, i wish I was a Black-Briar.
THERE ONCE WAS A HERO NAMED RAGNAR THE RED WHO CAME RIDING TO WHITERUN FROM OL' RORIKSTEAD
>>602760729
that wolf leather drum solo tho
>>602759058
Literally that was my face and laugh as I read your comment, damnit.
Perfect.
>>602760759
if you graduate from the bards college, you get a proper horker skin drum with an engraved mammoth tusk lining. shit's so cash. i played it and literally every lady in the room sucked my dick and gave birth on the spot
>>602745363
>random comments
What random comments? She just constantly bitches about the weather. That's not random.
Breton Masterrace reporting in.
>>602739593
Duckling this!
>>602747458
You're confused. The Jews pull the strings on the wars, which the Thalmor did, but they would never actually go and fight one themselves (which the Thalmor did).
>>602761586
>wat is Israel?
>>602761677
A made up country that doesn't exist.
>>602761411
Fucking this. I'm there with you brother.
Can't believe no one mentioned this. Although skyrim ruined many things. Bretons .5 damage from magicka, making all the mer look and sound like cockney swits. They fucking turned the argonians into frog faced fucks. Literally the only race to come out better was orcs. The true Jews of tamriel
>>602761273
When you enter specific areas she basicly let's you know she is okay with it if you want to finger her.
>>602761747
Palestine logic
>Jordan takes up all your land
>too pussy to do anything about it
>hurr durr blame the Jews
[FUCKING WATERMARK]
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