>>602726767
lets see your asshole

Learn to check them kicks

>>602726767
I think you should listen next time.

>>602727169
kek

>>602727169
Little too sore for that one.

>>602727254
Will do.

>>602727269
Sadly not abuse.

It looks like the Czech Republic.

>>602726767
nailpolish, so you're a femanon or trap
If either you did something to deserve it

>>602726767
VwD? I'm hemophilic and I get those bruises all the time

TITS OR GTFO

>>602726767
Story ?

>>602727515
That's what I get for overpaying for pizza!

motorcycle wreck? looks like when i put my r6 down hard at 40mph, but you got no rash do idk, but i wasnt wearin leather

Oh...

TITS OR GTFO

>>602726767
I've had worse. How'd you get it?

>>602727659
so wich one are you

>>602727556
Hello newfriend.

>>602727564
My friend and I got hit by a car while crossing the street.

>>602727774
I've got fucked up ribs too, but no bruising around the area.

>>602727564
My mom got too excited after we went to see 50 shades of grey

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>>602727989
Kinky

>>602727989
Actually saw it with the very same friend about two weeks ago. Lol
This happened Wednesday night.

>>602727985
>>602727564
Is your friend ok ?

>>602727985
your hand has no reason to be there, its obviously you put it there on purpose so we see the nailpolish, you're trying to get attention to the thread by being a women, in that case it is TITS OR GTFO

>>602728062
You didn't tap manas.

>>602728218
She's.....alive, but in much worse condition. Broken jaw (wired shut now), broken wrist, four missing teeth, and a bone graft in her gum.

>>602728235
Actually I was holding up the fat so the whole bruise would be visible.

>>602727985
Well how'd you get it? I used to play handegg and would have bruises bigger than that on my thighs and arms. Milk helps prevent bruising. Drink more milk faggot.

Does it hurt? Looks nasty as fuck

>>602728584
I drink too much milk.

>>602728583
fair point, you must have some fat then though

>>602726767

Tits or gtfo cumdumpster

ahh massage it!
massage it plz!

let them pain receptors fire off, it's oddly addicting.

>>602728844
Look at her hand and fingers dumbass

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>>602728706
Nahh my ribs hurt worse and covers up the pain from that bruise.

>>602728844
I really do. I'm jealous of my friend. All liquid diet for 4-8 weeks and she's already lost like 20 pounds.

I find the lack of tits disturbing.

no tits=404

>>602729380
Let's see the rest of you.

>>602729380
Any chance we could see some pussy ?

>>602729501
>>602729696
she didn't ask for a personal army or try get attention by being femanon, you're the cancer that ruined 4chan

why is every one so fucking thirsty all the time?

>>602729956
So fucking retarded stop posting

>>602729956
>ABLOO ABLOO IT NEVER USED TO BE LIKE THIS

Old /b/ would track this bitch down and balckmail her for nudes if she didn't the moment she revealed her gender. Don't give us that shit.

>>602729956
you're cancer. fuck off newfriend

>>602729956

End your sorry excuse for a life, you little faggot.

>>602729956
You sir, are and idiot.

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looks photoshopped right off of my GF's stomach. she uh... she felldwnsmstairs....
YOUR PREGNANT?! FALCOOOOON...

>>602730175
Honestly i'm all for change. The faggots calling Tits or GTFO demands new fags have no clue what they are talking about.

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>>602730166
Right though?

>>602730175
I've been doxxed by /b/ before and all I got was 4 people calling about a free guitar ad on craigslist. 2scary4me

>>602730495
>>602730339
>>602730175
>>602730611
>>602730172
samefaggot

>>602730663

8/10 body, would smash into.

LONDON
O
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D
O
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>>602730663
>It happened to be once, it's not the same!

>>602730781

>>602730781

Can't even check for samefag, what a fucking autist.

>>602730663
Great body. The bruises complement your tits quite nicely. Moar?

>>602730850
Are you the car that hit us?!?!!?

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>>602730166
I Realize you are 11 and don't know where you are, but lurk quietly in the backround for a few years before spouting stupid shit like a specially made toilet faucet.

this is some pussy shit, ive had that same bruise like 15 times in my life, all from simply not being a pussy.

i mean i dont even know how the fuck they get there half the time, im like holy shit where did this come from i cant even remember.

>>602730992

No, didn't mean to get your hopes up.

>>602730663
I'd hit that too.

and that certainly isnt from getting hit by a car n shit, ive had worse from runnnin myself into corners and lifting things and shit.

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>>602729956
Newfag doesn't know Tits or Gtfo.

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>>602731060
Congratulations! You're the best. Number 1. Go you. This thread is yours now. You've earned it. :)))

>>602731334
Its roadrash, they said.

>I'm not a brony. This isn't what it looks like.

>>602728844
or she's swollen because she got hit by a fucking car you fat fucking neckbeard go fuck your asshole with your fedora dildo.

Post some ass

>>602726767
the way you talk reminds of of a friend of mine.... gonna text her might know you

>>602731674
Saved! Thank you.

>>602731840
Put that LELO to work!

>>602730175
no thats what newfag wannabehackers /b/ would do

>>602731840
OP should give us a spread for the good of all mankind.

>>602731840
Please spread eagle vagina I'm into wounded girls

>>602726767
Fuck you nobody gives a shit about your bruise.
Now tits or gtfo you attention whoring cunt

>>602731840
trap

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>>602731920
Sounds good. I'll be here.

>>602732011
Already did. Kind of hurts my ribs when I get close, so I took another painkiller and am waiting.

>matching elbow bruise!

>>602732561
Whoa, get a load of this guy.

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>>602732561

>>602732753
Yeah I know them feels.
Fapping with broken ribs is brutal.

>>602732753
nope turns out she didn't get hit by a car and is now confused

>>602731840
Your vagina goes sideways? Bullshit. That's the point where your dick meets your body.

Also those lower legs. What the fuck kind of mangled mess am I looking at?

>>602732753
It seems that you didn't get hurt too bad from the accident. How did it turn out for your friend? Did either of you have to go to the hospital or even get stitches?

>>602732561

Not every one is a desperate fag like you.

>>602730663
Kek edgy autistic kid confirmed
>>602730175

>>602731840
Trap

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Today op was a pretty cool guy

>>602731840

btw if u live in florida, specifically if your hiding a penis between them legs or not, let me know.

see if i can bruise more than that pussy ass shit.

maby ill find a reason to take back my opinion.

>>602733269

Are you usually this much of a virgin?

Well if you're a trap at least post asshole, fuck.

>>602726767
Domestic abuse/10

>>602733803
> ITT virgins who can't tell the difference between a man and a woman's body

Let's see that cock, OP!!

>>602733944
Are you usually this much of a newfag and can't spot a trap yet?

Dubs and you cut it open

>>602734098
>ITT newfags that can't spot a trap

>>602734098
>>602734260
>ITT: Classic autistic standoff

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>>602730918
oops wrong picture

>>602734192

You need to stop living in your deluded little fantasy world. OP is obviously a woman. Doesn't school start for you in a few hours?

>>602734417
kek

>>602734260
>ITT newtraps that can't fag a spot

>>602731840
I would fucking love if you spread those legs out and show us your massive cock baby.

>>602726767

yer fakin it

>>602734517
>ITT fagspots that can't trap a new

>>602734517
>ITT newspots that cant trap a fag

>>602726767
Can OP show the morons in here if you are a dude or a chick just to shut them up

>>602734517
>>602734686
>>602734737
lel

>>602734686
> ITT newspots that can't trap a fag

>>602734744
this

is it against the rules to show nude pics? or is the 4chan have no rules?

>>602734744
Nice try virgin.

>>602726767
just now realizing i haven't had a large bruise in like 6 years

god i live a really safe and cautious life
either that or i just don't bruise easily

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>>602734453
Look at where the penis is bending...
It's a trap

>>602734445
>obviously edited picture

Faggot

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>>602732561
Lol

>>602732577
Dammit. You got me.

>>602733232
Your friend? Awh sad.

>>602733348
We both ended up at the same hospital. I was released a few hours later, she was there for 3 days and had two surgeries. Her injuries are here: >>602728583

>>602734040
I wish. Much better story.

>>602735158

filename kek

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I've had worse

>>602735158

Refer to >>602735276

Good job, you massive retard. That's definitely a benis 5/5/ :DDDD

>>602735276
So how bad is your face?

>>602735468
I think I see Jesus Christ in the upper right of that bruise.

>>602735158
crease of the clitoral hood virgin fag

>captcha outsi, might be a tarp

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>>602735276
knew it wasnt a trap, male pubic hair grows differently and men dont have the slight bump above the vagina its flat.

>>602735468
This one is definitely a trap
>Hairy legs

>>602735276
Dayum girl nice body 10/10

>>602735276
>>>602732577 (You)
>Dammit. You got me.
got you to show your pussy

>>602734950
I ALREADY SAID THAT ONE FAGGOT

>>602735524
We got vagina..no one loses here.

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>>602735566
I think i see him too

>>602735468
Rock on.

>>602735526
Let's just say she looks better now than I ever have.

>>602735276

Today is the day OP proved 90% of /b/ can't tell the difference between a man and a woman. God help these faggots.

>>602735276
fuck nigger shit nigger piss cock dick fucking anal prolapse shitsoup nigger fuck

ow

>>602735150
No, just trying to shut your cancerous ass up.

>>602735276
What a handsome penis. Would totally let OP facefuck. 10/10

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>>602735643
Virgin confirmed

Pen/ finger/ toy in pussy

>>602735655
HIVEMIND FAG dubs checked

>>602735276
Face? Or at least eyes?

>>602726767
that's a work of art. wouldbuy/10

>>602736070
She has a $120 Lelo on the bed and you're asking for a pen?

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>>602735643
If you really need to take the credit that badly, go for it.

>>602735726
Idk if I should be offended.

>>602735731
I concur.

I really am just covered in bruises. Sorry about that.

>>602726767
Thatll teach yah
Teach yuh guud
Yessiree

>>602730663
barely a doxif someone only has your profile and phone # noob

>>602736275
So why the nudes?

>>602736275
>I really am just covered in bruises

Did a car hit you or something?

>>602736442
Ikr? When I dox I know everything about a person

>>602736275
how often and how do you wash your piercing?

>>602735603
You need to learn to look at detail closely

>>602736016
close 30 year old, regular sex, but otherwise empty life

>>602736275
i'm gonna

>>602735726
Might explain why most of them like traps.
>>602736275
OP pls.. y u do dis I already fapped.

>>602735643
>>602735276
Actually, if you dipshits were smart enough to read a filename, OP took the pic before you autistic fucks called her a dude. But gg nonetheless

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>>602736270
I was going to be a dick and go for the pen, but getting up hurts like fuck.

>>602736666
The quadsget.

>>602736275
op solid 9/10 def would bang, of course i would prob bang a 4/10 because low standards

>ugly faggots cant pick and choose who to fuck

>>602736848
its because i told the ultimate truth

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>>602736455
Don't look the gift horse in the mouth, George.

>>602736837
Face please for the love of God

>>602736688
>>602736837
OP NO, I ALREADY FAPPED. THEN MY DICK IS GOING TO BE THE BRUISED ONE.

>>602737041
There is no God.

>>602736837
OP would you say that all women masterbate and that they're all just acting like they don't do it? Would you say that women get as horny or hornier than men?

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>>602736837
write tim m on the side of your leg for me ?

>>602736837
Nice piercings :)

>>602737201
shut up Tim.

>>602736837
OP as soon as the pain subsides may I recommend some quality time with a razor

>>602737175
jesus christ talk to a girl in real life

>>602737145
Personally I believe in God, but it's true; there is no way to prove if he exists or not.

This bitch has a shit tier face. You can tell by her transparent skin, and her small tits.

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>>602736442
Lol. I know what a dox is. Hence I used the word dox.

>>602736455
I'm bored. Pain won't let me sleep.

>>602736459
Ba dum tss.

>>602736616
They're all old so they just get washed when I shower.

>>602737353
you're 12 or a faggot

>>602737423
also what is it you are masturbating with

>>602736837
i would fuck you until you turn into a hypowered electric diesel hybrid engine car. id love to take a ride on you through the streets and hear your fleshy four limb drive boost across the streets.

your whorishness wouldn't even need to go to the gas station. you could survive by sucking green energy straight from my weenie beenie.

>>602737462
No just a fan of a nice clean pussy

>>602737645
made me kek a little

>>602737145
That's not the point, you faggot.

>>602737423

Hot piercings OP

>>602737645
>Dafuq.jpg

>>602737667
You spelled peen0r wrong.

>>602737667
you may be a hairless, nubile 13 year old boy, but you could take all 13 apostles up your gay cumsocket

>>602737645
Neckbeard confirmed

>>602737423
Your pussy is gross. It looks like it's been over used

>>602730663
Wow okay youve got a nice body

>>602737968
congrats on your recent bar mitzvah

>>602738140
Hop off the whores dick she can defend herself

>>602738140
I AIN'T NO FUCKING JEW I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE TO THIS, YOU FUCKING SHIT BREATH

>>602737940
when (if) you ever gave the opportunity to eat a pussy faglord, you will know how rough stubble like that can be on your face... troll harder son

>>602737968
Once you get out into the world and start paying to see more vaginas, you'll begin to appreciate the different iterations.

>>602737968
every time i fuck her pussy in my daydreams, i just imagine all of the other men orgasming into her well worn pussy. the scenes of 10's 50's even hundreds of men unloading their cum into her bruised babybag BOOSTS me with the power of my forefuckers and blast slimey carbonara like ive never done befor

>>602738140
fucking white knight, piece of shit

Can't sleep? Join us on cam

>Femanoncams
>dot
>com

>>602738269
>>602737968
>>602737667
>>602732561
Same jewish fag

>>602738393
Look another white knight faggot, standing up for a whore he'll never fuck

>>602726767
Can't make a sandwich/10

>>602738367
This isn't even stubble. It's just the right amount. Not so much it gets in your mouth, and not a bunch of razor sharp stubble.

>>602738451
>>602738269
>>602738349
>>602738575
samefaggin like a muthafucka

>>602738512
No, and fuck off, sjw

>>602738476
Dude are you in every fucking thread that a femanon posts nudes in? I've seen this shit so much

>>602738433
kek

>>602738638
75% just like every test you've ever taken

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>>602737408
Wow way to break the news before anyone else.

>>602737638
LELO.

>>602737645
Awww I already came right before reading this.

>>602737968
Probably because it has been. Duh. Stupid.

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>>602736688
>>602737085
>>602737423
Fuck this

OP isn't sending any more nudes. Did I drive her away? I'm sorry OP I'm just sexually charged right now. Please come back you're beautiful.

>>602738874
>>>>>602738766

>>602738766
Your pussy is making me sick and you got spots all over your ass. Fucking gross, I bet you let your nigger step dad fuck you