I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

>>602643761
I really, really, really like this image

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Bad times friend ahead
Maybe no computer
Maybe no home
I will go way but we are two of soul
I will return

>>602644611
TOP FUCKING KEK

kek lel banana meme

By our 10 year I will have cucked at least half of you

Live for yourself, be who you are. Always.

>>602644803
damn there's always that one guy who takes the thread seriously

“Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.”
― Adolf Hitler

ayy lmao

>>602645146
10000keks

"Here's something to think about
When things go wrong all the time
That luck can change like that high tide
Bad things can soon turn out alright

Misfortune, a tradgedy
I can't seem to mind
Soon good will happen
If you look you just might find

So when you think this is the end
Good things are just around the bend
Again, bad things are just a sign
Good things will happen in due time

And with each passing day
So goes another life
Everybody wants to live
Some people want to die
So close your eyes
'Cause it's alright to say
Hello, Goodnight

Goodnight

So if this is to be our time
Just think of what we left behind
Will they say good of you to last
Or lose the memory of you fast?

Forever and ever
A wonderful thing
Will someone be grateful
For what we tried to bring?

It's late....
But just remember then
This day will never come again

Everybody wants to live
Some people want to die
So close your eyes
'Cause it's alright to say
Hello, Goodnight

Goodnight
Goodnight
Hello, Goodnight"

-MC Batcommander of the Aquabats

Life is life. Lalaaa lalala.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

50 characters kappa

>>602644803
Oh, sorry.

"Blood on my knife or shit on my dick. Your choice."

>>602645545
this

>>602643761
Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomit on my sweater already
Mom’s spaghetti

when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray , together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert

fenimanism is good because rape is men and woman are because of sexisamism and racists are also men without rapeing a hand of a woman is rasists and wong! men cannot sexisamism a rape woman if she is lesbienamanism and done a hitler.

"Knees weak fedoras heavy"

Moisture is the essence of wetness, Wetness is the essence of beauty

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand
But thinking of you

I was once a billionaire with 3 big houses,4 Ferrari,72 childrens,2 wifes,own a big company and have a super fast internet connection.Then,everything changes when the Steam nation attacked.

>>602646117
kekekekekek

>>602645871
Bro, I read that as I was listening to Lose Yourself. Fucking weird.

shrek is love
shrek is life

>>602643761
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>602644179
this

>>602644694
:'(

Never be anyone but yourself,
If someone
Goes and
Gets mad about it, tell
Everyone that you're the ones who's
Really free.

>>602643761
Hitler did nothing wrong

>tfw no gf

I am into anal vore and i fantasize about a lot of you

Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.

>>602644611
>Win

>>602647089
listening to ramones, i dont wanna grow up

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but words will leave psychological damage that will never heal.

Niggers gonna nig

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence

Can't corner the Dorner. Can't flim-flam the Zim-zam.

I don't think you can truly understand poverty until you've been incredibly rich.

>>602643761
Mine was "2+2=5", because I was (am) an angsty cunt.

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Arbeit Macht Funky

this year i will go full columbine on you assholes.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday my friend. Peace.

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"You ever taken a dump and you throw up on your dick?"

STEVE HOLT!!!

Sometimes you don't get closure. You just move on

My name is John and I hate every single one of you.

>>602647306
this one is gold

Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis. -Barack Obama