>>602639724
aborted fetus' ghost! spoopy!

>>602639724
Skeletons are everywhere.
There's one inside you RIGHT NOW!

>>602639724
I used to donate to a sperm bank before they turned it into a children's hospital.

Didn't stop me from getting the job done, though.

More niggers.
More mudslimes.

>>602639724
The last man in the world was sitting at home.
He then heard a knock at the door.

My sons wanted me to check under his bed for monsters. I played along and looked under the bed, but my son was there petrified "Daddy...somebody's on my bed..."

>>602639724
>>602642009

ffs I was going to bed...

>>602642009
that monster is seriously not the smartest

he blew his own cover

>>602642009
My son asked me to check under his bed for monsters.
That's when I saw my son, under the bed and he said "Somebody's on my bed."

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>>602642009
wow omg wow, just wow. This is very well written, how did you think this up?

Barney is kill. But then who was phone?

>>602639724
2spoopy4me

Can jet fuel melt steel beams? Let's find out.

Today I found a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.

People can share images on this site. One section will be Random.

>>602644052
is this one of those "what could possibly go wrong" horror stories?

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>>602644052

>last man on earth
>knock at door

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>>602644628
YOU DON'T GET IT, GTFO FAGGOT.

Take the biggest shit of my life. Turn to flush but toilet's empty.

>>602645276
Why did I laugh at that?

>>602645486
Why did I only laugh when I found out someone else did?

2spoopy

>>602645276
2 girls one cup

I had to pee. I sat down

>>602641519
Nice.

>>602646505
plot twist: it was the last woman in the world standing outside.

>>602645486
Kek

Evey night I hear my little girl crying and shrieking my name. I go to her grave in the mornings to beg her to stop.

>>602639724
My sister and I used to have a sexual relationship,before she became old enough to speak. Then I decided to be an only child.

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>>602642009
spooped

You hear a noise, so you turn around and nothing is there.

Ever think of looking up?

>>602642009
but who was phone?

>>602646833
Oh snap

we are not skeletons!
BUT THEN YOU BECAME SKURLATAN AND WROTE THIS!

>>602647246
shiiiiitt......

>>602640554
I'm controlling anons every move, only his eyes are secure from my will.

>sorry ma'm but your son was killed. The driver was an alcohol.

>>602641519
How is this creepy. Either the all knowing narrator is not as all knowing as he thinks, since the man obviously is NOT the last man on earth, or, if there is no all knowing narrator and it is only assumed that the man is alone based on the observations of the man himself, he is mistaken. In both cases it would be a fucking great thing to hear a knock on the door, since you can finally escape loneliness and there is still hope of rebuilding a society.

>>602647246
Fuck you man

>>602648039

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

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>>602643533

There is only one other person on /b/. The other posts are coming from inside your house.

>>602642009
You fucked it up mate. It goes like this

I heard my mom scream for help from the downstairs kitchen, but when I was only half way down the stairs I heard my mom yell from somewhere upstairs, "No come back, I heard it too, thats not me.

>>602648316
Be serious. No one invites him to parties.

>>602639724
The last Jew on earth spots a sheckel.
It's not his.

A homosexually oriented man created a thread on an image board. It was ylyl.

>>602639724
I woke up this morning. I had a hangover and a wife.

>>602648316
I think jokes or stories that don't contradict themselves are pretty much funnier and better than the ones destroying the own premisses, so in fact, I am the better story teller at parties, yes. I can also drink 2.5l beer through a funnel with only vomiting one in about four times. Either way, this pretty much is hilarious.

>>602648005
Lul

>>602647246
Fucker

>>602639724
I'm in the bathroom right now for a number two. I don't know whether to lol or to take this shit seriously.

>>602648993
I lost.

My daughter died a year ago, and I've lived alone ever since.

I sleep with headphones on to drown out her voice.

>>602648039
the thing is that if we assume the narrator is omnipotent and he is factually the last man, we assume that something inhuman is at the door. it could be an animal like a woodpecker, who just sounds like a human knock, or it could be as sinister as the angel of death visiting the man in the manner a human would

Urge to fart. Pushed, but it wasn't GAS THAT CAME OUT!

My wife is lying beside me. I need to bury her before the neighbors smell her.

>>602648975
as a jew, this offend me bad. all shekle is mine

My sister came to my room and offered her condolences on my being grounded. She then offered to be my girlfriend for the night.

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>>602650317
would totally read such a elenore-style story.

It's dark, and I'm alone again.

Something's moving.

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>>602648316

>>602650807
Men can get erections for really no reason. That is most likely what is moving.

My wife sits wide-eyed in the corner, like she always does.

I should haves used a real taxidermist.

My best friend is on the phone with me. I tell him"Stop calling me I killed you""

If I wasn't so hungry all the time, she might still be here.

Now all I have are bones.

>>602650317
I think the assumption that the man is mistaken is far more likely than a supernatural event taking place and I am absolutely aware of what was intended with this horror story, no need to explain it.

I went to visit my grandmother last week. I had to go to the attic anyway.

I felt like such a looser being the only guy taken to prom by their mother. At least I got lucky that night.

>>602651943
>he assumption that the man is mistaken
Do you even horror?
Obviously it's intended that you assume whatever is knocking is not human, thus allowing your imagination to take over.
Just as obvious is the fact that you have no imagination and might as well be dead.

john is kill
no

>>602650317
My horror story.
My phone rang. It was this anon.
Scary shit huh?

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A nigger. In your house.

I can hear the scratching again, but it doesn't seem to matter what room I'm in.

The inside of my head is... Itchy.

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>>602652639
And then It got really scary. This anon called me.
>>602652401

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>>602640554

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i was alone in my house
then a ghost popped out and said boo

>>602653169
I will call you. I will call you a faggot, faggot.

>>602639724
The last human alive sits alone in his room. The door is locked.

You never came out of that closet you hid in as a kid, but that's ok because you can't tell the difference.

Everyone misses you though.

I asked her"How many times did you stab your boyfriend?" "Why do I keep coming back?"

>>602648870
>not knowing there are variations to each story

Autismus maximus.

>>602652401
Can't you just get over the fact, that this story is just bad? It's not enough lines to create the feeling of something supernatural in a case like this. There are stories who can fuck with your mind with two sentences, this one just isn't like that. It's bad and I told you why it is bad.

>>602653437
Such literary skills. I haven't seen such talent since kindergarten.

>>602639724
John looked in the mirror to check his hairstyle. The only problem is John wasn't standing with his back to the mirror.

>>602654230
That's not a horror story.
You're talking to yourself in notepad.
>>602654195
Except your wrong, and a faggot.
You gay faggot.

>>602647246
Douchebag...

The last human alive waits alone in his room. His mother didn't birth him in time.

>>602654730
No I am talking to a no talent idiot that woofs like a scared chihuahua. Neither one of your posts are scary stories. Just stupidity run amok.

>>602653940
what game is this?

>>602655764
Surgeon Simulator 2015: Spooky Skellingtons Addition

>>602655914
>Addition

>>602655764
Alien Isolation

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>I really, really, really like this
>Save it, It's all... yours... my friend

>>602656014
Should he addit that?

>>602655764
Alien Isolation

>>602656258
This is /b/ not Anglish class no one here gives a fuck about grandmer

4chan got taken over by
9gaggers

>>602653467
Passive aggressive spooky

>>602656532
Too bad. That is the problem today. No one wants to be good at something. They are satisfied being just barely literate. Damn shame.

>>602653662
3pooky

Sallie Mae is increasing interest rates,
You got a degree in liberal arts

My little daughter once had a sleepover at our place and she and Sarah, her friend, would have constant screaming battles over who was the loudest. The next day right before lunch break I heard them screaming again behind the couch I was sitting on as I was watching television, I said "Girls, not again plea..", but didn't finish my sentence as I just then saw them playing outside in the garden.

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, 9gag lede me her!

Does somebody has this pic about some scary stories the OP found in some japanese forum (i think it was 2chan)?

He sat down on the toilet to take a shit as he usually does. His last mistake was forgetting to look behind the shower curtain.

>My little sister dying so close to the holidays made us all very sad
>But at least this Christmas, we have something to eat

>>602657563
I almost had a goddamn heart attack...
bro chill the fuckout

>>602648039
Please use your higher level of thinking.

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>>602657563

>>602653940

What game is this?

>>602648039
nigga u interesting

>>602657563
JESUS CHRIST MAN

I gotta be able to sleep tonight!

>>602658247
ayy lmao BOO SPPOOOPY JUMPSCARE

Last nigger alive,
no one to run the KFC

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>>602639724
A phone rings in the house
No phone so what is phone?

I was browsing through the section in the library of the corner. The girl on the other side of the shelf was cute, but I was too shy to say hello.

>>602649248
I know you can't do that because, no one accurately measures how much alcohol they can drink. Basement dweller.

>>602658497
kek at that pictoral

>>602658437
You're alone working at KFC when a mob of negroes comes in.
You just ran out of chicken.

>>602639724
His lust would not be denied. In a fit of sexual deprivation, Tyler smeared peanut butter on his penis and approached the dog.

>>602651943
You obviously didnt.

>>602648975
I laughed way harder than I should've at this.

>>602648870
my phone then rang. it was my mom who said "honey get out of the house now"

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>checks em
>no dubs

>>602658579
dammit, ruined by a spoonerism

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Mary girl of dreams,
after 10 year lying on deathbed in cansur waarrrd, wife must confess sumthing
is actually dolan

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>>602657563
That's it... I'm out

>>602658902
when i got out of the house my mom was there and she said "you should have stayed in the house son"

>>602640554

my fucking sides

>>602658616
I've had dozens of competitions with my friends and strangers on festivals. We even built a quadruple "funnel" that was powered with a car battery and four pumps, one for each hose. It send down pretty much anyone who tried it out after we set it up on a pathway on a local festival. We like enjoying a beer or two on a regular evening, but on festivals it's a hole different story and it's not too hard to remember how many .5l cans you put in there, buddy.

>>602654195
This is the post of defeat

I saw my ex,gf on the street the other day. I ran and I ran because she was pregnant.

>>602658730
i don't normally laugh at that sort of stuf but i totally read the second line like a movie trailer guy and i just burst out laughing.

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i get spooped evrytiem

You're camping in the woods, feel watched, you look at the window but its pitch black

It's A sunny day

>>602647246
Holy fuck, nice one.

>>602657585
>Constant screaming battles to see who was loudest
as someone who lived across the street from two sisters who played that game, I hope you die very painfully. I want to grow a third arm so I can wring your neck and hit you simultaneously while I ignore your pleas of "not again please"

What kind of excuse of a father says "please" when his little angel is acting like a fucking monster.

man go on date with hot chicky chicky girl
then suddenly man car hook hand door skeleton

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>>602659234
Wow. Congrats on making drinking lame now bro. That was impressive.

I woke up feeling a pressure on my chest.

It looked down at me.

>>602644628

So you're saying the feminazis won, and he was required to submit his semen to keep the matriarchy going?

>>602647246
I remember reading an entire creepypasta with that being the twist ending

>>602647246
welp, here's hoping i never hear a noise i can't find the source to ever again. 10 points to gryffindor for actually being creepy that fast

>>602648039
>something that isn't human is doing the knocking
>it's a woman
I can't believe I read your entire post hoping to find some semblance of reasoning skills.

>>602659963
What's scary about owning a cat?
>everything

I went to a friends house and there was cum everywhere. Then I remembered that I came an hour ago.

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>>602642349

You got it all wrong, faggot.

>My son asked me to check under his monster for beds.
>That's when I saw my bed, under the monster and it said "Somebody's on my son."

>>602651943
it would be pretty supernatural for everyone on earth to die except one person

>>602659411
that was actually spooky, no joking

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>>602659386
That was scare...

>be me
>be at checkout line, 9/10 at register
>buy lonesome saturday night supplies, icecream dvd etc
>thinking of maybe asking girl to come home with me and watch the movie
>While paying, girl hands me a bag and says enjoy
>reply "you too"
>awkward looks exchanged. Quickly leave, never come back

>>602659234
Who the fuck cares? When you grow up then you might learn that cans are not .5l

It wasn't the door that had opened by itself that scared me. It was the whisper I heard from behind me telling me it's not going to be OK.

The last man on earth hears a knock on his door...

I got a one line horror story
>chewing a wadded up ball of aluminum foil

>>602642332
a dumb monster might be scarier.

>>602660798
fun police are inbound

>>602660798
Man, you fucked that all up. You might be retarded and if that doesn't scare you, nothing will.

>>602660798
The last door on earth hears a knock on its man

if you're the ghost, and i'm the ghost
then who's driving the bus?

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>>602647246
well... sleeping in this old farmhouse just got a lot fucking harder thanks dick

>>602641519
>mfw it was a girl
>mfw when couldnt reproduce b/c man was gay
>mfw man is OP

DPing a hooker, dicks touch

Jet fuel can't melt steal beans

>>602661144
lel

>>602660798
even shorter:
The last man on earth has a lock on his door.

You walk down the stairs at, you can see the street

Wouldn't it be terrifying if some large 4 legged creature sees you through window

^ imagining something looking at me when I was downstairs at night spooped me bad for my entire childhood

>>602650751
kek

The mirror had too many teeth

As you pull the trigger and finally die, you see the fabled "light at the end of the tunnel.
You scream as you are reborn and go mad when you see the face of your mother.

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>>602660728
>Implying anyone seriously buys beer that's below .5l in Germany.

>>602661266
Even shorter: Last man on earth enters the bathroom: someone on the otherside of the glory hole

>>602661307
At night *

>>602653467
This is the type of faggot who doesn't lock the door when he shits at home alone.

One day, a huge (like 16 numbers) phone called me with the prefix +1101812 or something like that
>Me: "yes?"
>Automatic voice (Microsoft Sam like): "Im talking to Anon"
After this, the call stops with a background silence (no beeps or boops)
>I quit
>I recall
>A bunch of noises like connecting to the Internet in the 90s (phone line) appear and 20sec later the noises stop. Background silence.
>Dog barks
>Tv and radio turns on loudly.
>Alone at home.
Nope.avi

>>602661307
I'm a grown ass man and I'm still afraid of going into the basement at my grandparent's house
Also my mom's room scares the shit out of me

>>602653087
tell the bloodsucker stop being a faggot and come out

>>602647246
there's this ability humans have that allows them to pinpoint where a sound is coming from.

>>602648005
It's the police ma'am. You're son was killed in a hit and run. The driver was an alcohol

finally get one date with taylor swift, her period just started

>>602660915
oooh... fuck you.

A journalist from BBC questions /b about flaming the dancing fattso. WHAT DO YOU COULD BE DONE?

>>602639724

I call this one "I miss my girlfriend"

>I draw my fist back and swing as hard as I can
>But my aim is off and my punch doesn't land on her cheek as I intended

>>602661522
I get spooked when I'm out driving/ outside at night and it's misty, getting out of car, walking to car and driving on the empty street fills my head with the worst scenarios

>>602646833
>plot twist
FUCK OFF 9GAG SCUM! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got married last week. Shared bank account.

>>602639724
Never go to sleep with your chair facing the bed. It's an open invitation for them to watch you sleep.

>>602662193
kek

The fa/g/ woke up and turned on his computer.
On the screen was......THE WINDOWS LOGO

>>602661845
The Red River Runs through Texas. I may not drink from it but I'll swim in it.

>>602662240
jokes aside, someone told me this when I was little and I never have let a char face my bed again

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>>602662240
>mfw I have a chair facing my bed
>mfw that same chair has a suction cup dildo on it

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>>602662193

>>602662240
Shit. I always sleep with my chair facing my bed.

>>602662680
then the ghost probably has masturbated to you many times

>>602652889
Body horror. Nice.

>>602662240
I can't sleep in a room with a mirror facing the bed.

I also can't look in a mirror in the room is dark. I don't want to make eye-contact with whatever is on the other side.

>>602647246
No because humans have the ability to know where a sound is coming from.

Someone that is not you just farted

You're alone

You look in the mirror

the man in the mirror looks back

>>602663233
Know that feeling. When I go to the bathroom in the dark I fucking run while passing infront of the mirror.

>>602648039
Are you incapable of leaps in logic?

>I bought into all of it, content that they would never deceive us
>But then the horrible truth finally dawns on me, that Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

The phone was her mom. Her dad can be dead, but the mom doesn't have to be.

>>602663527
it's just too deep for him

>>602662815
Did you ever wake up in the morning with a bad taste in your mouth and a quarter under the pillow. It was a ghost fairy and he forgot to leave a quarter.

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>Heard a knock on my door
>BUT I'M ON THE THIRD FLOOR

The dubs god visited him in a realistic nightmare.
He's never gotten dubs since..

>>602663848
fuk u
check em

I look at the mirror.
My reflected image blinks at me.

>>602651943
Its obvious you weren't aware of the horror angle of the story because you had to go into full autism mode up there in the thread.

You are not the father.
You have to pay child support anyway.

My cat died, i miss him a lot.
It used to be normal to hear that scratching on my door...

>>602663293
you kick the dog

Walking to the store, I passed a stranger.
Walking back from the store, I passed myself.

>>602661502
It's not just that he may need to keep something out, but he may also be a prisoner. Locked in his cell, doomed to die a slow, agonizing, lonely death.

dog's head is soft like cat but is not cat because goes woof and not mow
how can dog head be cat but not cat

"You don't just go searching a dark room with a flashlight. If someone is there YOU have to find them, all they have to do is follow the light.

>After a long marathon of a video game you turn off the consoles.
>Only to realize seconds after that you forgot to save your progress.

>>602639724
brace yourselves for this one...
>opened door, got on floor
>everybody walked the dinosaur

i was shaking just from typing that

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Man door hand hook car door.
>2spooky4me

>>602654195
Its enough lines for someone with even the most basic of imagination (read: someone who isn't you) to fill in the gaps and come up with what's knocking at the door.

>>602661769
>>602663285
the idea is that the monster knows you heard it so it climbs up to the roof you retards

The living know only one certainty in life, that is that we all must die. The dead in hell can be certain of nothing.

>>602640554
i'm not fuckin a skeleton....

>2015
>playing single player games
>no autosave feature
>...
>profit?
>go anonhero u fucktard

How are you even reading this? You don't even have eyes.

>>602664683
and it wouldn't be able to just fucking jump to my roof without making noise, faggot.

>>602664909
Go to bed, Jaden.

>>602664062

So many people fucking up these stories with terrible english. The story is

The scratching on my bedroom door was much more comforting when my cat was still alive.

>>602664712
It's subtle.

>>602664959
>claiming a "monster" wouldn't have specific abilities
god you /b/astards will argue about anything

A fellow you bumped into has accidentally dropped his wallet. You're rather late, and will return it after you're done being a fucking jew goddamn I hate those curly hair freaks it was Adolf Hitlers fucking wallet and you are the reason the holocaust happily happened. Fuck you.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.

>>602665000
My cat scratches at my bedroom door when he's hungry. It was pleasant to wake up to when he was still alive.

>>602665000

The trips speak the truth...

>>602653940
3spoppy5me

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>>602665189
my sides

I was woken up in the middle of the night to the sound of my baby crying.

But then i remembered that i didnt have a baby and i lived alone.

>>602659125
And then the house said "You should have been your Mom, hon'

>>602645984
Tits or gtfo, or maybe is faggit.

"I'm your prom date", the handsome fellow said. He continued with "...you ugly sack of shit."

>>602647121
Eh, 1/2spooky2.5me

>>602641519

He went to open the door.
When he opened the door get on the floor everyone walk the dianasour.

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"Looks like we're the last two people on earth...

...cis scum."

>>602650807
It's Shrek! I'm so happy!

>Her back to me, my beautiful curvey conquest removes her blouse and bra
>Then she turns to face me revealing that her D-cups are really only B's

I call that one "Fuck You Wonderbra®"

My Grandfather kissed me good night.

The day after his funeral.

>>602648485
That's so pathetic

Your girlfriend comes out of the bathroom and looks at you, sat on the bed, before screaming and crying and fucking breaking down with fear.

You freak, thinking there's something on your back or some shit so you rip off all your clothes but she's just screaming more and finally you make out some of her words: "it's you, it's you, oh my god don't hurt me".

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