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>>602474088
/thread
you won.
>>602474088
Holy shit
Holy fuck that was painful to watch.
>>602474088
weak ass ligaments...fuk
>>602474088
Oh gawd
>>602474088
Holy shit, I've never seen such an opportunistic boob grab.
>>602474088
he grabbed her right in the tit
.
.
.
nice
>>602474088
fucking kek
>>602474088
what the fuck is the context of this?
Hyperextension? Pfft... bitch isn't double jointed like me.
>mfw
>>602474393
THAT'S MY MOVE
>>602474088
she was scared from the start
>>602474088
on mine got
>>602474088
this isn't possible. both hamstring tendons would have to tear in half or tear away from the bone. the amount of force required to do this is immense.
fake and gay.
>>602474393
you sir, have won an internet.
>>602474088
any link with sound ?
>>602474088
ITT: People overreact by a generic rekt webm and take up the image limit with shitty reaction pictures
>>602474393
LMAO WHAT WAS THAT!!
>>602474724
wshh dot com
>>602474088
Been a while since ive cringed. Good job.
>>602474792
man, that electric horse made it just in time!
>>602474724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFPbz5QzkAg
>>602474088
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THIS MADE ME FEEL SO FUCKING BAD, YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, THIS KIND OF THINGS SHOULD BE FORGIVEN IN 4CHAN FOR THE REST OF THE OURS LIVES.
>>602474945
Fake and gay, I'd be doing a blood curdling bitch scream at this point, not some half hearted grunting.
>>602474606
WHAT THE FUCK
>>602474940
every time
>>602474606
The fuck is wrong with those chinks man?
What the hell kind of van is that?
Does that say "Burrito Patrol"? We need to find these Italian food eating assholes and run them over!
>>602474088
dont do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o5DqD7HsFU
>>602475057
newfag detected
jump off a cliff, faggot
>>602474393
fuck you anon you made me spill my drink
>>602474088
>mfw I view that webm
>>602475242
what a whiney bitch, that doesn't hurt, it tickles
>>602474606
mexicans are dumb
>>602474088
Can't view .webms, source?
>>602475150
people handle pain different ways, i fucked up my left leg pretty bad once and have broken bones. not even a yelp
hell when i fucked up my left leg i walked home on it, doctor said there was no way i should have been able to move a couple feet
what has /b/ come too. Posting "gore" that was on the frontpage of reddit today? Come on we used to be what reddit reposted
>>602474852
> implying this shit thread will make it to 150 pics
> doesn't post a pic
>>602474692
stfu faggot i could kick your knee backwards
>>602475150
are you retarded, stupid or both?
>>602475650
lol
>>602475451
Asians
>>602475550
bad
ASSSSSSSSSSSS
haha dude you probably ate so many doritos and mountain dews on your way home haha :)
>>602474940
God I love how the pilot looks professional even when he drops like a bag of potatoes
>>602474692
gr8 b8 m8
8/8
>>602475690
Oh boy, I did not see that. Yikes.
>locking out on leg press
Yeah that's what happens. Most people know instinctively not to do this.
WHY IS SHE CRYING BEFORE IT HAPPENS?
>>602476021
Because the guy is making her do this, it happened a few times already.
>>602474692
Lol
Nope.
>>602476021
Premonition. He made her do it anyway.
He's a trainer at a major health club though so she'll have a fat paycheck coming soon when she sues.
>>602474672
>on mine got
wow
>>602474088
wtf is going on there????? why she screams? why the tit grab?
>>602476021
Some anon in another thread said the place specializes in physical therapy for crippled or spinal injuries..she was probably already in pain and could explain why her legs snapped like twigs
>>602474088
OMFG. A most amazing display of ligamentious laxity
>>602474575
>be salesman trying to sell a new-year-resolution membership
>"try out our brand new top of the line leg machine, femanon
>her whole family watching, i'm totally landing this sale
>people always think their impressive on this machine
>I've never worked out a day in my life
>don't think to tell her some of the finer points of leg pressing Ie; never fully extend knees
>who cares she'll be fine
>as she's extending that final rep I see her knees go the wrong way
>this is my fetish
>instinctively go for tits
>realize her family is right there, decide to restrain myself
>not at a good angle to actually push back
>legs jammed backwards for full 10 seconds
>"for the love of god anon pull the fucking seat back!"
>push in seat adjuster and roll chair back
>femanon passes the fuck out, co-workers scrabing to call ambulance
>2 months later family takes me to court for damages
>good defence lawyer
>be shortest court session ever
>turns out femanon lost her sport scholarship for swimming or some shit
>no fucks given
>"her whole life ruined"
>no fucks given to this day
>>602475604
carlsberg don't do rekt threads, but if they did...
>>602474088
already saw it on reddit
>>602474088
Holy shit.
I've seen that webm few times but never noticed the knee snap before, always thought the only thing i was suppose to be paying attention to was the boob grab
>>602476430
what happened here? Did some sort of gas make them pass out?
>>602475862
>pilot
nigger what
>>602474653
Hahaha wipeout
>>602476071
ah the old slippy g
>>602474393
I laughed
>>602476369
itt babies who do not understand human anatomy and how strong tendon attachments are
excessive torque causes tendons to snap, which is why you can hold a 500lb deadlift and your distal tendons do not separate from the bone.
there is no torque in that gif, it's fake as fuck.
>>602476430
Good old electricity. There's a reason the poles are so tall
>>602476694
50k niggawatts
>>602474606
This happened near where I live, the aftermath was wonderful.
The guy driving got sued, suspended, and his name drug through the mud. You should have seen the interview with the owners and their little kid.
>>602476694
think they might have hit a power line overhead, thats why they didn't let go of it when they fell
>>602476694
high scaffolding
low electric wires
>>602476694
nerve gas
>>602476988
Link to interview
>>602474606
Lol fuck that dog
>>602476944
i came
>>602476694
electrocuted you stupid ass
>>602474606
I refuse to believe that the cat was run over and killed.
>>602474393
almost choked
>>602476788
You're assuming she isn't rehabbing a previous injury.
>>602477112
SHIT
>>602476430
Can anyone explain wtf happened?
>>602474622
Let's sit on the outside corner. Genius!
>>602477234
b/c you can totally see the powerlines....
My father was a firefighter and sometimes they would go to hazardous waste calls. If something spilled I heard stories of how everyone in the room could get knocked out.
>>602475726
I know you don't have to go to school tomorrow but be careful no to cut yourself on those edges, newfag.
>>602477313
the scaffolding they were moving hit a power line and electrocuted them
>>602477313
Electric wires and nerve gas
>>602475450
wish I could see out the windows...love that he kept his arm on the other seat instead of grabbing he wheel
>>602477112
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>602477472
>room
But... they're outside...
>>602474719
just go ahead and fuck off.
>>602477472
Does nerve gas cause your body to start smoking and catch on fire?
>>602477313
squirrels
>>602477555
Wtf is this
>>602477575
well if enough spewed out its possible in the local area. quit being a prick.
>>602477112
Nope
>>602477534
> school on Sunday
0/10 if serious
1/10 if trolling
>>602477649
Indeed it does. It causes the nerves to fire off so much electricity that you heat up and can actually start to burn.
>>602477112
Watching this was a mistake
>>602477817
anon stop
>>602476855
how fucking stupid can you be?
anyone got that gif of some chink attacking someone in an ally and then when he runs out he just picks a toddler up and launches him for no reason coz that shit makes me fucking lol hard
>>602477817
Literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
>>602477690
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl1i71Z1cGE
>>602477844
Hehe
>>602477857
Kek
>>602477782
>not knowing there are countries with different time zones
>tomorrow is monday or some people
you fuk
>>602474393
this guy
>>602476855
what did he think was going to happen
>>602474210
^word for word what I said
>>602476855
gaaaaaad daaaaaam
>>602474088
Fuck me!!
/thread
>>602476430
the guy in front farted and they all walked through it
>>602474088
whats the story on this?
>>602475550
I'm not sure you're getting me, which is fine, but I meant that I don't believe her grunts for a second. I personally would be screaming, you might just be completely silent, but her movement and the sounds she made coupled together make it look fake. She might as well have said "oh no my legs are broken!"
>>602477967
that's just fucking evil.
>>602477967
I fucking hate you
>>602477313
sniper fire
>>602474088
Holy shit
>>602477292
Can you imagine being one of the guys who had to fix this shit?
Someone had to clean this shit up.
>>602477967
OH MY GOD NO THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN HERE
>>602477928
> implying I give a fuck what happens in the third world
go to bed Jose
>>602474606
WTF. How he shit didnt they see that cat?
>>602475451
>polish firefighters
>>602474792
fake. clearly a scene from that movie Speed.
>>602477967
What the fuck cunt
>>602475927
obviously blanks
>>602477909
>>602477857
r U mAd aNoN???
>>602477690
Vacuum?
>>602477313
group of terrorist attacked with nerve gas.
>>602477967
I would fucking murder this person.
>>602477782
Do you not go to Sunday School, you heathen?
>>602478060
>I personally would be screaming
yes you would. i've torn a tendon from the bone, and the pain was the worst i have ever experienced, so bad that i threw up about 30 seconds to a minute afterwards. i've never felt anything like that in my entire life and i never hope to again.
this was a small tendon, not FOUR HAMSTRING TENDONS RIPPING IN HALF OR OFF OF THE BONE AT THE SAME TIME. people who believe this shit is real are really fucking stupid.
>>602476988
>You should have seen the interview with the owners and their little kid.
well wheres the source my nigga
>>602474088
that sucks
>>602478090
>>602478062
they have a whole website in the onion network dedicated to this sick shit. mostly rabbits but puppies and kittens too.
>>602478245
>you have to literally be the stupidest person
>how is only the 3rd world on sunday
you stupid fuck
>>602474940
Kek
>>602476694
Nerve gas
>>602477967
Lol fuck that dog too
>>602477911
WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME SCIENCE AREN'T WE?
THAT MADE ME FEEL POWERFUL!!! MUAHAHAHAAHAHA
this guy
>>602477967
Looks fake
>>602477313
Scaffolding hit a high voltage wire.
>>602477782
do it...leave a message
>>602474393
There's the /b/ I've been waiting for!
>>602478185
Paralyzed the driver. He sued and won big.
>>602477967
Fuuuuuuuck... I couldn't finish watching this.
>>602477967
I hope you die in a fire
>>602478415
I know I have seen it trickle into 4chan threads from time to time. Shit is fucking awful.
>>602474088
Something's wrong with this footage. If she was screaming her brains off, why are the two people in the back left corner not reacting or looking towards her?
>>602477649
Only the military grade stuff
>>602474088
"oh shit"
>>602478185
I was thinking the same thing.
And what was running through the guys head who was stuck in the forklift for god knows how many hours.
>>602478504
not fake there are hundered of vids like that in the onion network. mostly rabbits though
>>602478432
> so mad
your tears are delicious Manuel.
>>602474606
HAHA! The webm repeated without me realizing and I thought the dog got ran over again.
Come on. . i wanna see some gore faggots
>>602477967
Why is there so many sickfuck people? I wouldn't mind this if it were a person since they can defend themselves, however, dogs can't defend as humans do.
>>602478618
she bustin fatals
>>602477066
she nearly nailed that handlebar superman.
>>602478279
obviously you're an idiot
Natalia Poklonskaya thread
>>602477967
Please burn in hell
>>602478618
I require a name and source.
>>602474719
Nigger, this isn't fucking imgur.
>>602477967
Worst thing ive seen
Weird how there's some forum somewhere that would laugh at our responses to this, like how we laugh at the original responses to the banana.
>>602474088
Fuck my dick jumped inside me after seeing that.
>>602478618
Nothing got rekt
>>602478520
> reading comprehension
>>602477555
What is going on here.
>>602478904
That hangtime
>>602478185
Carl came into work that morning, expecting, like most mornings, a bit of light sweeping and maybe the admin toilets needed a freshen up.
Little did Carl know, what awaited for him when he opened that door to work...
>>602478923
Doris Ivy/Gina Gershon
>>602477967
why man, why
>>602478534
He fucked up and got paralyzed and sued and won?
>>602477472
theres no need to defend your inability to think on an anonymous forum, noone gives a fuck that ur an idiot.
>>602477967
Takes a special kind of pussy to hurt a dog that's bound and defenseless. Only reason I'm not really angry is this sick fuck will die bad. They all do
>>602474088
That face. God I'm so glad that stulid fucking face got its knees broken backwards.
>>602477690
changes in air density couse of change in temperature
>>602474088
WHY DID IT JUST BEND LIKE THAT IS TAT MACHINE AUTOMATIC
>>602479117
vacuum decompression.
>>602474940
I remember when I first saw the actual video to this...I played it over and over again and laughed hysterically for solid hour. It feels good to come across it again.
>>602474622
It almost looks like no one else besides the owner got injured
>>602474227
i never knew ... what is the story of this
>>602476988
Thank you for telling me this.
>>602474088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp4llRU08RU&index=1&list=LL26p1tKremNkuX_NcYfjhAQ
>>602479467
They didn't. Not even the driver, no rekt here
>>602476430
damn how much gas were those guys breathing in when this happened?
>>602479398
Hope that dogs okay.
>>602475260
Stop trying to be edgy and drink your milk
>>602474622
Darwin wins!
>>602479529
>>602479593
classic stooges.
moar
>>602477967
I actually cringed
Guess I'm not as sick as I though
>>602479250
The court ruled the shelves we're overloaded and unstable and ruled a bump with a skid loader should not cause a catastrophe.
>>602477690
When the tanks are emptied, it creates a vacuum inside. You are supposed to check the vents before you start. If they are left closed, this happens.
>>602476710
no, nerve gas you idiot>>602476788
>>602476512
You autistic fucks really cant understand body language can you?
She isnt in pain (before the snap anyway), shes crying as in like a "omg I'm really doing it" way, like shes happy shes making such progress. Hence why its being filmed also
>>602476788
I'm going to have to agree. if you watch video with sound the sound she makes in no way matches up with her expression or the amount of pain she is supposedly in. It's more of a whiny moan then a scream of pain. fake.
>>602477967
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>602475150
she was tired on her sets, it took her a bit to realize it. that or she was in shock.
dont listen to this self absorbed faggot>>602475550
>>602478805
what the fuck is happening here
>>602476788
In this post, fat guy who has never experienced physical exertion
>>602478984
im the one who posted it and i find it hard to watch and would gladly kill that bitch. but op asked for rekt thread and im pretty sure that counts as rekt
>>602475726
fucking lmao
>>602476430
Nerve Gas
>>602478704
onion network?
>>602479786
Some idiots flipping a car in a parking garage
>>602477967
Well I for one thought it was a delightful video.
>>602476788
In this post, fat neet who has never experienced physical exertion
>>602474088
DDDDAAAAMMMNNN!!
>>602479524
russian spergtard gets all fighty and feisty when his mum stops him using the web.
was hilariously subtitled to paint him as a 9fag
>>602479061
THIS
what is wrong with all you people? I swear this guy and Mr. Sunday school are the only people in this thread who can read. Way to prove you all really are underage b& itt.
>>602475726
fake and possibly gay and fake
you can see him go for a landing on the pads below
>>602478904
6.9 for style
>>602476694
Stop trying to be funny
>>602479893
come on dude
tor sites
>>602479962
Story?
>>602477967
Would decapitate this person. Would feel no shame/10.
>>602479962
Story? they falling down a sinkhole?
>>602480103
>>>/sjwchan/
>>602479686
Turns out she was wrong. So who's laughing now?
>>602477967
Not like this... not like this.. RIP poor doggy. Cunt in heels, Satan will rape your eyes with his barbed hell cock till you puke up your ovaries.
>>602477112
Shit. Who and why censored this ?
>>602479666
Holy fuck. Checked.
>>602476694
Watch the feet of the guy on the left, I think he steps on something cause they start sparking
>>602479799
Wish I could have licked her butthole and played with myself while she worked that dog over
>>602480270
Because it's fake.
>>602480156
no its a barmitsva and the jew god has deemed they're spending too much money on alcohol and has sent them to accounting hell where they have to chase a 5p down float for all eternity
>>602480125
wikipedia.org/wiki/Versailles_wedding_hall_disaster
>>602476660
I didn't notice it at first too. Her foot went in the fucking air!
>>602474088
This thread had everything it needed by the time OP posted it. Holy shit dude.
>>602479797
495/325/585 was my gym total before my injury
sorry kid.
>>602480195
its clearly dudes feet in ill fitting heels
>>602474692
>>602476788
This is a hyper-extension of the knee joint. It is perfectly real, and is not uncommon in field sports (football, soccer, and oddly enough, tennis). In sports, it is usually cause by dynamic loads when running/changing direction etc. Here, it is because the moron locked her knees with too much weight. Women also tend to have much weaker ligaments in the knee because they shy away from the exercises that build them, and are around 8 times more likely to see these sorts of injuries.
>>602477292
FIRED
>>602480425
that's good.
>>602480045
thx
>>602477292
and that's why you bolt down your racks
>>602480270
it's fake you fuck, that's not what the inside of a penis looks like
>>602477112
i though bieber was vegetarian
>>602479666
rekt, kek'd, and check'd
>>602479893
> how to spot a new fag
>>602480108
is this illegal?
>>602477967
i think i just lost what was left of my soul
>>602480353
Maximum autistic overdrive. Trying too hard to be edgy, fuck off
>>602480004
>t
I have to agree with this guy, youve never done seated leg press'. if you hyper extend with too much weight, bad shit can happen. I imagine she probably never worked her legs or had some type of issue she was supposed to focus on. Her PT was not paying attention, and should be sued.
>>602478805
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Thank you anon.
