eels

>>602466223
Escalators

>>602465862
well the magma would get dry eventually

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>>602465862
My dubs

>>602465862
Well, if we go by geological survey terms 1 magma would be 1 acre of magma with relative heat.

1 Electric eel would be about 3lbs, so 3 quintillion pounds of wet sea eels falling on 1 acre. Enough eels to put out at least 2 forest fires by volume. I think they could handle the thermal transfer of 1 acre of molten rock and have a few hundred thousand eels ready to die in the sun the next day.

>>602466340
kek

>>602466411
Nice

does the magma cool down?

>>602465862
probably the stick.

>>602465862
1 quintillion is a very large number, not to state the obvious. How much magma are we talking here? What does just 1 magma entail?

>>602465862
I suppose the ells would eventually cool down the lava

>>602466710
It will if you put 50 wet eels on it, stupid faggot

The magma would just attack at night.

>>602466765
it's 1 magma idiot. 1 whole magma.

>>602465862
close fight but i might have to go with magma because its red

>>602465862
How do the eels reach the magma?

>>602466644
nice

>>602466459
this guy gets it. Im with him that amount of eels will be enough to cover all the magma at once

>>602466459
underrated post

>>602466888
Trips has spoken, eels win

>>602466459
you're stupid. the eels are electric not wet

>>602466459
Kek

>>602466459
/thread

>>602466459
Is the implication here that if the magma cools down it loses? I figured it'd turn to rock after a billion eels and then it'd either be a stalemate or molten lava would win after the eels starve to death.

>>602467246
I vote Magma is sneaky, pretends to be cold during day and heats up at night. surprise attack!

>>602465862
How the fuck do you get 1 magma?

>>602468111
That would be the correct implication because if magma cooled down and became rock it isn't magma anymore is it?

>>602465862
A kek and a half to you good sir.

>>602465862
1 is not a adequate measurement for magma. "one" magma of what volume?

>>602467251
hahah im too high for this

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>>602468572
>>602468395

>>602468541
I didn't lose the day I stopped being a boy, cooled down, and became a man.

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can we get a "who would win" dump?

>>602466340
C'mon, Gary needs a new pair of shoes!

>>602468743

The fucking TV viewers win, thats who. I would PPV that shit.

[spoiler]And then post a torrent.[/spoiler]

Inb4 jet fuel vs steel beams

>>602468721
You would've lost the still being a boy competition against a googlplex or air molecules.

>>602468889
Fuck one off

>>602468721
Yes. You did.

>>602466411
you sir, are a god

>>602469074
my dubs say I didn't

>>602468743
Thats an average of 2000 wasps per person, they would need some serious flame throwers or chemical sprayers to win that fight...

1 quintillion electric eels would have enough moisture in their bodies combines to turn 1 magma into a solid state, therefor "solidifying" its fate

since you would cover the planet multiple times with that many eels i would go with eels.

>>602468743
but they're isis they would blow them selves up before the wasps got to them