I bought a new space heater for my office!

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I exist
http://timbypup.tumblr.com

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>>602316087
Been drunk all day, and at work. No one cares. Not sure if psyched or depressed.

>>602316202
Mother fucker. You brilliant piece of shit. You might have hated your job before, but this one thing made it that much better for you.

Your job might suck, but at least you have a goddamned space heater now. You gon' be warm for days.

Love, Anon.

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I'm here.

>>602316087

inb4 cp

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555

>>602316546
nice try, faggot

if that fucking bot ever hits the mark on it's get I won't even give a shit because it tries to hard. Fuck you.

>>602316256
Nice things can fucking suck sometimes. Take a moment, though, and appreciate everything you have. It's worth something to someone.

>>602316294
Huh. I'm too drunk for this shit. Keep doing you, nig.

>>602316385
I fucking love me some ducks, yo.

>>602316421
I've been drunk all night. Depression is a real thing that is also unreal at the same time. If you're ever feeling unreal about yourself, just remember that it's your mind lying to you. It's your mission to let it know that it can fuck off. It doesn't know you like you know you.

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>>602316699
double dubs don't lie

>>602316816
double dubs aren't a thing you fucking retard.

>>602316462
How many times have you jerked it in one day? In HS I jerked it 16 times.

>>602316476
In b4 Reddit defends pedos.

>>602316546
You guessed 555 for your trip. You got 546. That's pretty fucking close, mang.

>>602316905
Yeah, well what would you know, you're talking to yourself, samefag.

>>602316905
DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK, DOUBLE DUBS ARE A THING YOU PIECE OF SHIT. HOLY FUCK.

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I fucking exist bitches.

>>602316972
Probably 9 to 10 times in the matter of 2 hours. DJing gets tiring though.

>>602316699
>>602316816
>>602316905
>>602316991
>>602317081
Dubs are a fucking thing, guys. Stop pretending they don't. If you're not pretending they don't, then keep on knowing the truth.

>>602317115
I'm fucking glad you exist, anon.

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It hurts.

>>602317304
That's fucking impressive, mang.

>>602316991
Hey, you're right, me. I /am/ totally talking to myself right now. Stop being a samefag.

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yeah /b/ is too slow tonight
i cant roll shit
555 again

>>602317453
I know you're not a samefag, Anon. Keep being a snowflake.

>>602317557
Jesus Christ, Anon. You were two off this time. Keep it rolling.

>>602317559
<3 what a faggot <3

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>>602316421
I used to charge a few tall cans on my drive to work and then pound a 40 and smoke some weed on lunch. That was fun, and depressing,

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>>602317647
Salam Alaikum

>>602317676
That's just living in the South though, isn't it?

This is the thread I needed. I just want to vent.

My partner has PTSD. And his hallucinations today are so horrible. I can't sleep. My migrane is awful and and my depression and anxiety are both plummeted and risen. I had to take off work tonight to make sure he doesn't hurt himself. I feel like I'm drowning and I feel horrible for my own emotions. I'm trying so hard to be strong, but I'm breaking under the pressure.

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>>602316751
:3

>>602317442
Thanks. I felt proud for two minutes then passed out for like 14 hours. Lol

>>602317968
You aren't responsible for your S/O's happiness. At the end of the day, it's your S/O's responsibility to get help. By being there for your S/O, you are all ready doing so much more for that person than anyone else would.

PTSD is a real fucking thing, and its bigger than any one person. You can't get rid of it, but you can help to ease your S/O's struggle. Hold them, cuddle them, let them know that in the real world, everything is okay and that you'll be there for them.

It's gonna be okay.

>>602318043
timestamp, you chub pup

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The earth and space and the Galaxy and the cosmos and the universe are beautiful but mankind will never understand the workings and origin of it all

>>602318402
Thank you... I know being there for him is important. I'm the only person in his life that's accepted his mental illnesses, and has tried to help. But sometimes it gets hard. It's-- I don't know.

I do know that eventually, you're right- it will get better. It's the difficult times that kill morale.

>>602319178
That's okay, Anon. We were never meant to know the universe's secrets. Just enjoy everything you possibly can right fucking now.

>>602316087
I really, really, REALLY want to have sex with Ariel Winter

Thread magic, please make it happen

>>602319275
By being the one person who's accepted his illness, you've already done so much more for him than you can possibly imagine.

It's hard now and I'm sure it fucking sucks. It's cliche to say that it gets better, but it really does. Morale improves and comes back stronger than it was before.

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>>602318405
Too lazy sir, in the middle of falling asleep. I update my tumblr daily though..and cam/send pics over skype.
Contact info is here http://timbypup.tumblr.com

>>602319531
>Ariel Winter
https://twitter.com/arielwinter1

There's her Twitter. Make it happen, Anon.

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>>602316087
Except you can't post any Pony threads or images. Hell, even a simple reaction pic is quickly deleted by a mod accompanied by a ban.

I know it's 'cool' to hate on -those- fans of the show, but when every other post in 2011 is 'GTFO /B/' or 'MODS MODS', it kinda forces the Admin's hand to make A GLOBAL RULE BANNING PONIES.

So no, we can't make any kind of thread on /b/. It isn't even a random board of the same caliber anymore. It is essentially a shittier /r9k/, and is just a shitty board in general, except when you want to get a cheap laugh or fap.

>>602319364
I know man but I love it all so much and I wanna know more

>>602319925
Then keep fucking looking to the stars. I'll be looking to you for answers.

>>602319881
You just ruined my whole mood, thanks anon

>>602319792
I'm sure she gets hundreds of creepy tweets from guys that wanna fuck her everyday. There's no way I could get her attention.

>>602320100
I'm gonna be great one day anon. And when I am I'll share everything I've learned with you

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>>602320187
You could be "The One", Anon. Just tweet all nonchalantly in replay to something she posts about. No innuendos or insinuations. Be her Twitter Prince.

Or just jerk off to her and find someone who looks kinda close to her. That's not too fucking shabby, either.

>>602320382
muh fuhkn dux. muh ngh.

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>>602320473
>Or just jerk off to her and find someone who looks kinda close to her. That's not too fucking shabby, either.

There's no girls out there even close to her, man. She carries all her weight in all the places where one would want it and none of the places one wouldn't. She defies the laws of physics with her sex appeal. She's one of a kind.

>>602320779
You can do it, Anon. I believe in you. You deserve it.

>>602317939
I live in WA, so I'm not sure. But that makes me feel more normal about it, so let's go with that
>>602319881
>tfw it will never be 2006 again
Pre pony faggot /b/ was great

>>602320972
I don't. I'm just some horny drunk who wants to sodomize an underage famous girl.

>>602321121
>I live in WA, so I'm not sure. But that makes me feel more normal about it, so let's go with that

Why ain't you on that weed yet, Anon? Its all the benefits of alcohol but without the hangover.

>>602321271
That's quitter talk anon

>>602321572
Yeah it fucking is.

>>602321271
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, Anon. Get the fuck out there and swing. Your drill is the drill that will pierce the hymens.

>>602321572
It is. But she's just too perfect. Forget her league, I'm not even in her sport.

>>602321791
Knock it the fuck off, Anon. I'm not gonna take any of this self pity shit. You are a goddamned man. Get the fuck on Twitter and act like it.

>>602321791
You just need a plan man.

>>602321996
It's not self pity. I like to think I could score a reasonably good looking girl. But Ariel is not any reasonably good looking girl. She's an untouchable goddess.

>>602322065
But I don't have one ;_;
Well, besides drink and masturbate

>>602321403
I am working on it anon, I used to smoke an oz every 2 week's, quit for 6 months and am slowly working back to being normal while high. I couldn't handle it the first time I smoked after such a long break.

>>602322328
Well if you could score a reasonably good looking girl, who's to say you couldn't snag a fucking goddess? It's all in the self-confidence, mang.

>>602322328
Make one goddammit!
Well, I mean, drinking and masturbating is a pretty good start though.

>>602322455
Shit. I wish I could smoke without having mega anxiety attacks. Fucking sucks, yo.

>>602322534
>>602322328
But gentlemen I'm afraid I must bid you goodnight. So, goodnight.

>>602322534
Maybe if I ran into her in a bar or something.
But famous chicks aren't just gonna bang strangers on twitter.