This thing wandered into my bedroom.Figure I'll keep it until it stops rainingDubs
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This thing wandered into my bedroom.
Figure I'll keep it until it stops raining
Dubs names it
Trips can tell me what to do with it
>inb4 insert into anus
it's an echidna op....... put him back outside!!!
Sonichu
>>602288203
sonic
>>602288203
trips get.
insert into urethra.
Name it Splenigma.
Dress it up.
Pointy win!
Keep it forever. People will actually pay for hedgehogs too if you don't wanna keep it. Also name it my captcha: radia
Space program?
name is "Smegma"
>>602288433
I guess it's called Splenigma
>>602288338
And it's a hedgehog
>>602288203
Sanic
Throw it against the wall
>>602288348
roll for this
The fuck you live?
Sister Fister
>>602288598
give it food
>>602288203
Name: Pinecone
Make him float on his back in your bathtub.
>>602288598
take care of it and release it into the wild when you see fit
>>602288203
stick it in the pooper
cum on it
eat it
poop on it
>>602288338
its a hedgehog its just the light god
>>602288652
New Zealand
Euro hedgepigs were introduced here by the british
>>602288727
Yea I gave it a slice of tomato but doesn't want
I think it just wants to sleep since it's 4:22pm
>>602288203
if dubs: Pinecone
if trips: buy it a cage and get it some food
quads? insert in anus
Make it go Fast
>>602288806
â–²
â–² â–²
3oldmeme5me
lick it
Make him a cool little outfit.
>>602288983
kek
make it go fast
Name it Sonic
Paint his spikes blue
/b/ space program if dubs
create a video game franchise with it and make millions and spawn an autistic fanbase
>>602288203
gas him up and light him on fire. trips get
>>602288940
youre welcome
>>602289130
roll
wrap his hands in bandages
name it topkek
Put it inconspicuously among the produce section at a local grocer, then wait until someone comes across it.
>>602288433
reroll for dressing it up. you gotta get Splenigma a a suit, man.
>>602289101
Again...
dress it up
>>602289222
winrar
>>602289222
HOLY SHIT.
I WINRAR
333
>>602288203
How the fuck did it wander into ur bedroom unless u live in a fkn barn?
>>602289130
reroll
>>602289333
u wot
paint it blue
>>602289333
how the fuk
>>602288203
Jesus Christ it's one of those things from Critters. Don't let it lay eggs in your house.
>>602288203
keep it as a pet
444
>>602289333
wat nigga
>>602289222
ah fuck lol, well alrighty then
>>602289333
check'd
>>602289444
how are you doing this
>>602289333
>>602289444
sweet mother of god
Get something to keep him in for the time being. Make tiny shoes for him and paint them red like Sonic's, and then get blue spray paint. Tie him down so he cant escape, paint him blue, put the shoes on him, and you have Sanic
>>602288203
dude put him down
he wnats to go fast
gotta go fast gotta go fatst!!!!
666
>>602289333
waat
>>602289444
do 555 now
>>602288806
>>602288934
rerolling for these.
>>602289675
fuck it
777
i cant roll at tihs hour
>>602289675
shouldve stopped while u were ahead
>>602289467
or you could keep him and love him forever, do some research to learn to properly care for his needs and his happiness
>>602289777
nvm sorry keep rolling
888
>>602289385
>implying waiting for a number in a thread is hard.
>implying calling the number is anything but luck or scripting
Who gives a fuck
Name it Aniceto
>>602289444
why
>>602289467
You better deliver
>>602289675
fuck you
>>602289777
NEVERMIND WHAT THE FUCKL
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR GODS
>>602289777
gg anon master of rolling
>>602289675
Haha what a fucking loser.
javascript:quote('602289515'); ikr
AND BOOM BITCH
9999
GRAND FINALE
>>602289777
what the fuck
000
>>602289777
holy fuck are you a wizard?
>>602289333
Hot damn
>>602290021
WHAT HAPPENING TO MY INTERNET
111
>>602288203
You should keep it forever and name it Bonk
>>602290021
Right down the drain.
>>602289333
>>602290077
DOUBLE DUBZ
>>602290021
what
>>602288203
Smack it with your dick
>>602289467
Fuck the produce section. You should keep the bastard and dress him up in tiny clothes like some mockery of a human being.
>>602289222
This is gonna take me like half an hour or so to do
guess I'll be back soon
It's small enough to be an apple kek
333 hit em one more time
>>602290121
The board giveth and the board taketh away.
>>602289777
>>602288203
You heard the fagit
Put your dick in it
This post ends in 74
>>602289333
>>602289333
>>602289333
My Liege...
>>602288203
Throw it, and scream:
GOTTA GO FAST!!!!
>>602290154
nigga nah
check my 444
if trips
i kill myself
>>602290312
will be searching for your thread
555
GONNA GET ALL OF THEM
>>602289333
>>602289444
>>602289777
scriptfag
>>602290312
holy fuck he's gonna do it!!!! Get a livestream running or at least film this shit.
888
>>602288598
You get yourself a beautiful Pokemon right there, now you can go and take a duel with vagina
>>602290555
SHIT
>>602290528
>>602290555
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE AMOUNT OF TRIPS IN THIS THREAD
>>602290611
you tried
>>602290312
kek's will be had if OP delivers and the grocery store chain gets its health and safety audited and fucks them over big time.
>>602290555
>>602290528
dafaq is going on in this thread?
>>602290442
fuck,so close
we almost lost a faggot here,guys
777 again
>>602290555
>>602290528
WELL THEN!
>>602289777
The age of man has come to an end..
888 fuck it im good at this
>>602290555
ohmagoshwhathaveyoudone.jpg
I found a huge as fuck hedgehog in my garden last time but my mommy told me not to touch it because they are filthy
It was kawaii as fuck tho
>>602288203
> Call it "Schopenhauer" or just "Shopy"
> you know
> the guy who said the thing about "hedgehog's dilemma"
>>602290889
close nig
>>602290580
Yea I reckon I'll sneak it in one of those reuseable shopping bags.
I only have shit tier camera phone though but I guess it will have to do.
Second thought, when someone finds it, I could just walk up and say "Excuse me, that's mine", then bring it home again
if dubs i cut my dick off
if trips
i kill myself
if quads you all kill yourselves
if quints 4chan is kill
>>602289914
>being this new
>>602290889
OneKenobiOff
999/000 DEFINITELY.
999
>>602289900
dub dub
>>602290889
kill yourself
111+1
111
>>602291135
Fuck the main page, I'm using it as my reference.
222
Check out my non-get-roll shitpost.
>>602290966
whatever you want. as long as you deliver
333
>>602289444
>>602289333
check'd from space
>>602291212
tripe are easy watch me lol.
I wonder if I can save this trips thread.
>>602290914
> Hedgehog's dilemma
> As hedgehog's get close to another hedgehog, they hurt eachother
> the thing is, we as the hedgehogs, have to learn what is the proper distance betweet us and other people
> as closer we get, more we can hurt eachother
fuck it i can do tihs all day
444
>>602291403
Couldn't.
>>602288598
ITS SO CUTE AAAGH
>>602288203
>Sonichu
>Take good care of him until the rain stops. Then release him
>>602291483
u guys fucking suck
>gotta go fast
>>602290998
hahahaha
fag
>>602290966
Yeah, do the second option but it still needs to be filmed
>>602290050
alright
maybe i ran out of good gets
666
meh, 666
>>602291657
yep im out
00
>>602291699
nice dubs
>>602291626
Wizard cornfirmed for best cheater
>>602291399
>>602291055
shit let me try again...
>>602289333
Stop scripting faggot.
>>602291716
Faggot
111
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HEDGEHOG?
>>602291716
HAH FAGGOT!!!!!
>>602289444
Scripts.
>>602288598
Nice keyboard
>>602289777
>>602289444
>>602289333
All called...
888
>>602289675
Ha! Faggot.
if I roll trips OP hurls the hedgefrog into the ground at super sonic speed.
999
check`em
>>602291888
Well then
im doen, outta timing skill
trips get
>>602289777
Fucking Scripts.
Will OP ever deliver?
Spiky ball of spikes
See if it eats cheese
>>602291919
>91919
>>602291988
almost thought you called your post number
>>602292222
2222 get
>>602288203
Do your research:
I can't remember if it's only true in foreign environments, but these little guys either carry a lot of diseases or are highly susceptible to them.
Either way it's going to be bad for you or him. You might take him to a vet and get him checked out, I don't know if they have a round of vaccines for them.
Was mainly a problem with the illegally exported animals as I recall.
>>602289333
hit the gas station grab a lotto ticket
Since most of you are probably too young to know Month Python, I suppose I'll have to learn ya that he should be named Dinsdale.
>>602292149
That would've been great.
333
check`em
>>602292243
Hey thanks for the info
444 mr operator
555
555
>>602290889
>I'm good at this
Because waiting for a number to appear before your post is a skill.
Fucking niggers overrunning /b/
444?
got that
chekc
FAGGOT OP
OP better deliver before the thread 404s
555
check
>>602289333
wel scripted
Is this a dubs thread now?
ITT
>People interested in the Hedgehog thing
>People running dub and trip scripts.
666
>>602289675
Fail
Get?
777,
5
aw
>>602292666
Hello satan
888 swiggity get
>>602292666
The Lord of the Trips: The Return of the Wizard
>>602290555
WHAT THE FUCK. MODS MODS MODS
888
999/000
singles
999
>>602288203
>>602288338
I'm a hedgehog breeder out of Indiana. I can confirm that is not a hedgehog, but is in fact a enchilada. these are very delicious. Proceed with salsa.
I HOPE OP PUTS IT WITH PINEAPPLES SO PEOPLE DONT GET PRICKED
>>602292666
Okay I'm done with this thread.
lay it with its belly looking up and s l o w l y stab it
222
where the fuck do you live that a hedgehog just wanders into your room.
i want to live there.
Cook it.
>>602293186
Kek.
>>602293097
Do you import those guys? Ive never seen one in the wild.
Bumpin for progress
3333
bitch
>>602293222
God damn!
Check em
>>602293222
Check them all.
>>602293333
I'm out.
444 again baby
>>602293222
>>602293217
Suck it TripCoding bitch!
>>602293222
wasted
>>602293333
tittyflap
>>602293333
OH FUCK
555 nignog
>>602288203
Kiwi fag?
>>602289333
XTREME TRIPS
>>602293333
CANT STOP SAMEFAGGING THIS SHIT
>>602293333
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>602293333
I can't fucking handle this shit anymore
666.
>>602293556
All the Kenobi
that's adorable
find him some grubs to eat
Best Thread EVAR!
bamp
another 777
Give it a toilet bath.
>>602290889
nice try brah. check em
someone archive this fucking thread
>check 'em btw
999
Muh triple 8s tho
911
>>602290312
Place it with the Durians.
>>602290966
And if it gets killed ?
12345
OP WILL SURELY DELIVER
bumping with OC and rolling >>602293186
999/000 needs to happen
>>602293709
Archive this shit.
So all were doing is checking dubs and trips while OP heads to the store.....
>>602293333
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
122
4275
I must go the thread has ended.
>>602293828
111 AND 999 LEFT :D
4278 get
put some 222 on the barbie
>>602293222
He lives in New Zealand. we have lots of hedgehogs here
>>602294118
Dont forget quads
>>602294184
>000
>newfag
>>602294333 habbens! :DDD
hue
>>602293333
I'm out
4444
MEGA BITCH
111
gonna try for another 444
OP here, it's asleep
I'm heading off to a supermarket that I don't shop at because I might get banned or something
Gonna sneak it in a reuseable shopping bag and bring it home when I'm done eta 45mins
Just downing a little whiskey first
And yes I am kiwifag, no it's not an Echidna its a Euro hedgehog, I live in a sleepout so it just walked in from the garden
here goes nothin
>>602293333
check em
>>602294300
impossible to get 000
i iz oldfag.
>>602294480
if the thread 404s make a new one
>>602294480
godspeed
666 again
>>602294379
That was my exact reaction
>>602294578
it will anytime now. Bump limit reached
lucky 777
>>602293333
There is no god. Not with all these gets.
>>602294480
FUCK YOU OP,
THIS THREAD IS SCRIPTED WITH TRIPS AND QUADS.
OP PASSED TO BACKGROUND. EVERYONE, START CHECKING TRIPS
k
>>602294558
then you must be quite surprised to see dese trip 0s B)
>>602292020
Hindsight = >2020
888
check em baby one more time
Call it Flea, because it's most likely swarming with the things. Hope you like every fabric in your house infested OP.
Ch-check 'em?
try for 999
55 get
im doing this one before 404
>>602294880
retard alert
Yall muthafuckas talking bout trips? check these ^
THIS FUCKEN THREAD ALL SO
222
>>602295075
what type of cat is that
>>602293217
Ha fail.
>>602293222
And the next poster gets your trips instead of you. I hoped you enjoyed this experience.
new bread when
>>602295210
You get a D- for trying.
>>602295318
REROLL
666?
666
>666 get
>>602295667
>667 get
>>602295667
shit
>777 get
>6000 pls
