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This thing wandered into my bedroom.
Figure I'll keep it until it stops raining

Dubs names it
Trips can tell me what to do with it
>inb4 insert into anus
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it's an echidna op....... put him back outside!!!
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Sonichu
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>>602288203
sonic
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>>602288203
trips get.

insert into urethra.
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Name it Splenigma.
Dress it up.
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Pointy win!
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Keep it forever. People will actually pay for hedgehogs too if you don't wanna keep it. Also name it my captcha: radia
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Space program?
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name is "Smegma"
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>>602288433
I guess it's called Splenigma

>>602288338
And it's a hedgehog
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>>602288203
Sanic
Throw it against the wall
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>>602288348
roll for this
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The fuck you live?
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Sister Fister
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>>602288598
give it food
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>>602288203
Name: Pinecone

Make him float on his back in your bathtub.
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>>602288598
take care of it and release it into the wild when you see fit
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>>602288203
stick it in the pooper
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cum on it
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eat it
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poop on it
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>>602288338
its a hedgehog its just the light god
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>>602288652
New Zealand
Euro hedgepigs were introduced here by the british

>>602288727
Yea I gave it a slice of tomato but doesn't want
I think it just wants to sleep since it's 4:22pm
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>>602288203
if dubs: Pinecone
if trips: buy it a cage and get it some food
quads? insert in anus
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Make it go Fast
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>>602288806

▲ ▲
3oldmeme5me
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lick it
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Make him a cool little outfit.
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>>602288983
kek
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make it go fast
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Name it Sonic

Paint his spikes blue
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/b/ space program if dubs
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create a video game franchise with it and make millions and spawn an autistic fanbase
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>>602288203
gas him up and light him on fire. trips get
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>>602288940
youre welcome
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>>602289130
roll
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wrap his hands in bandages
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name it topkek
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Put it inconspicuously among the produce section at a local grocer, then wait until someone comes across it.
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>>602288433
reroll for dressing it up. you gotta get Splenigma a a suit, man.
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>>602289101
Again...
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dress it up
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>>602289222
winrar
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>>602289222
HOLY SHIT.
I WINRAR
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>>602288203
How the fuck did it wander into ur bedroom unless u live in a fkn barn?
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>>602289130
reroll
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>>602289333
u wot
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paint it blue
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>>602289333
how the fuk
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>>602288203
Jesus Christ it's one of those things from Critters. Don't let it lay eggs in your house.
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>>602288203
keep it as a pet
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>>602289333
wat nigga
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>>602289222
ah fuck lol, well alrighty then
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>>602289333
check'd
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>>602289444
how are you doing this
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>>602289333
>>602289444
sweet mother of god
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Get something to keep him in for the time being. Make tiny shoes for him and paint them red like Sonic's, and then get blue spray paint. Tie him down so he cant escape, paint him blue, put the shoes on him, and you have Sanic
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>>602289333
>>602289444
uh.
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>>602289333
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>>602288203
dude put him down

he wnats to go fast

gotta go fast gotta go fatst!!!!
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>>602289444
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>>602289333
>>602289444
o wow
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666
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>>602289333
waat
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>>602289444
do 555 now
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>>602289333
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>>602288806
>>602288934
rerolling for these.
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>>602289675
fuck it

777
i cant roll at tihs hour
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>>602289675
shouldve stopped while u were ahead
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>>602289467
or you could keep him and love him forever, do some research to learn to properly care for his needs and his happiness
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>>602289073
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>>602289777
nvm sorry keep rolling
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888
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>>602289444
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>>602289385
>implying waiting for a number in a thread is hard.
>implying calling the number is anything but luck or scripting

Who gives a fuck
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Name it Aniceto
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>>602289777
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>>602289444
why
>>602289467
You better deliver
>>602289675
fuck you
>>602289777
NEVERMIND WHAT THE FUCKL
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR GODS
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>>602289777
gg anon master of rolling
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>>602289675

Haha what a fucking loser.
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javascript:quote('602289515'); ikr
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AND BOOM BITCH

9999

GRAND FINALE
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>>602289777
what the fuck
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000
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>>602289777
holy fuck are you a wizard?
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>>602289777
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>>602289333
Hot damn
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>>602290021
WHAT HAPPENING TO MY INTERNET

111
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>>602288203
You should keep it forever and name it Bonk
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>>602289777
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>>602290021
Right down the drain.
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>>602289333
>>602289444
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>>602289333
>>602289444
>>602289777

waux
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>>602289333
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>>602290077
DOUBLE DUBZ
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>>602290021
what
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>>602288203
Smack it with your dick
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>>602289467
Fuck the produce section. You should keep the bastard and dress him up in tiny clothes like some mockery of a human being.
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>>602289222
This is gonna take me like half an hour or so to do
guess I'll be back soon

It's small enough to be an apple kek
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333 hit em one more time
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>>602290121
The board giveth and the board taketh away.
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>>602289777
>>602288203
You heard the fagit
Put your dick in it
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This post ends in 74
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>>602289333
>>602289333
>>602289333
My Liege...
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>>602288203
Throw it, and scream:

GOTTA GO FAST!!!!
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>>602290154
nigga nah

check my 444
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if trips
i kill myself
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>>602290312
will be searching for your thread
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555
GONNA GET ALL OF THEM
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>>602289333
>>602289444
>>602289777

scriptfag
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>>602290312
holy fuck he's gonna do it!!!! Get a livestream running or at least film this shit.
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888
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>>602288598
You get yourself a beautiful Pokemon right there, now you can go and take a duel with vagina
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>>602290555
SHIT
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>>602290528
>>602290555
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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THE AMOUNT OF TRIPS IN THIS THREAD
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>>602290611
you tried
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>>602290312

kek's will be had if OP delivers and the grocery store chain gets its health and safety audited and fucks them over big time.
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>>602290123
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>>602290555
>>602290528
dafaq is going on in this thread?
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>>602289444
>>602289333
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>>602290442
fuck,so close
we almost lost a faggot here,guys
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777 again
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>>602290555
>>602290528
WELL THEN!
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>>602290528
>>602290555
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>>602289777
The age of man has come to an end..
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888 fuck it im good at this
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>>602290555
ohmagoshwhathaveyoudone.jpg
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I found a huge as fuck hedgehog in my garden last time but my mommy told me not to touch it because they are filthy

It was kawaii as fuck tho
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>>602288203

> Call it "Schopenhauer" or just "Shopy"
> you know
> the guy who said the thing about "hedgehog's dilemma"
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>>602289333
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>>602290889
close nig
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>>602290580
Yea I reckon I'll sneak it in one of those reuseable shopping bags.
I only have shit tier camera phone though but I guess it will have to do.

Second thought, when someone finds it, I could just walk up and say "Excuse me, that's mine", then bring it home again
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if dubs i cut my dick off
if trips
i kill myself
if quads you all kill yourselves
if quints 4chan is kill
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>>602289914
>being this new
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>>602290889
OneKenobiOff
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999/000 DEFINITELY.
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999
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>>602289900
dub dub
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666
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>>602290889
kill yourself
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111+1
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>>602289333
>>602289444
>>602289777
>>602290555
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>>602291135
Fuck the main page, I'm using it as my reference.


222
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>>602290528
>>602290555

Respect
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Check out my non-get-roll shitpost.
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>>602290966
whatever you want. as long as you deliver
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>>602289444
>>602289333
check'd from space
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>>602291212
tripe are easy watch me lol.
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I wonder if I can save this trips thread.
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>>602290914

> Hedgehog's dilemma
> As hedgehog's get close to another hedgehog, they hurt eachother
> the thing is, we as the hedgehogs, have to learn what is the proper distance betweet us and other people
> as closer we get, more we can hurt eachother
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fuck it i can do tihs all day
444
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>>602291403
Couldn't.
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>>602288598
ITS SO CUTE AAAGH
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>>602288203
>Sonichu
>Take good care of him until the rain stops. Then release him
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>>602291483
u guys fucking suck
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>gotta go fast
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>>602290998

hahahaha
fag
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>>602290966
Yeah, do the second option but it still needs to be filmed
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>>602290050
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alright
maybe i ran out of good gets
666
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meh, 666
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>>602291657
yep im out

00
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>>602291699
nice dubs
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>>602291626
Wizard cornfirmed for best cheater
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>>602291399
>>602291055
shit let me try again...
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>>602289333
Stop scripting faggot.
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>>602291716
Faggot
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111
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HEDGEHOG?
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>>602291716
HAH FAGGOT!!!!!
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>>602289444
Scripts.
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>>602288598
Nice keyboard
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>>602289777
>>602289444
>>602289333
All called...
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888
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>>602289333
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>>602289675
Ha! Faggot.
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if I roll trips OP hurls the hedgefrog into the ground at super sonic speed.
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999
check`em
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>>602291888
Well then
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im doen, outta timing skill
trips get
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>>602291888
>>602291899
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>>602289777
Fucking Scripts.
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Will OP ever deliver?
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Spiky ball of spikes
See if it eats cheese
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>>602288983
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>>602291919
>91919
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>>602291988
almost thought you called your post number
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>>602292222
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2222 get
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>>602288203
Do your research:

I can't remember if it's only true in foreign environments, but these little guys either carry a lot of diseases or are highly susceptible to them.

Either way it's going to be bad for you or him. You might take him to a vet and get him checked out, I don't know if they have a round of vaccines for them.

Was mainly a problem with the illegally exported animals as I recall.
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>>602289333
hit the gas station grab a lotto ticket
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Since most of you are probably too young to know Month Python, I suppose I'll have to learn ya that he should be named Dinsdale.
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>>602292149
That would've been great.
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check`em
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>>602289333
>>602289444
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>>602292243
Hey thanks for the info
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444 mr operator
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555
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555
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>>602290889
>I'm good at this
Because waiting for a number to appear before your post is a skill.

Fucking niggers overrunning /b/
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444?
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got that
chekc
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FAGGOT OP
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OP better deliver before the thread 404s
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555
check
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>>602289333
wel scripted
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Is this a dubs thread now?
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ITT
>People interested in the Hedgehog thing
>People running dub and trip scripts.
>>
666
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>>602289675
Fail
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Get?
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777,
>>
5
aw
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>>602292666
Hello satan
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888 swiggity get
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>>602292666
The Lord of the Trips: The Return of the Wizard
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>>602290555
WHAT THE FUCK. MODS MODS MODS
>>
888
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>>602289333
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>>602289222
>>602289333
>>602289444
>>602290555
???when
>>602289777
>>602291888
???when
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999/000
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singles
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999
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>>602288203
>>602288338
I'm a hedgehog breeder out of Indiana. I can confirm that is not a hedgehog, but is in fact a enchilada. these are very delicious. Proceed with salsa.
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I HOPE OP PUTS IT WITH PINEAPPLES SO PEOPLE DONT GET PRICKED
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>>602292666
Okay I'm done with this thread.
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lay it with its belly looking up and s l o w l y stab it
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222
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where the fuck do you live that a hedgehog just wanders into your room.

i want to live there.
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Cook it.
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>>602293186
Kek.
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>>602293097
Do you import those guys? Ive never seen one in the wild.
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Bumpin for progress
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3333
bitch
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>>602293222
God damn!
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Check em
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>>602293222
Check them all.
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>>602293333
I'm out.
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444 again baby
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>>602293222
>>602293217
Suck it TripCoding bitch!
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>>602293222
wasted
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>>602293333
tittyflap
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>>602293333
OH FUCK
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>>602293333
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