/b/... We did it. 1700 something girls invited the dancing fat man. Props to you guys, props.
dude seems chill, would chill and have a beer with him
>>602269472
good. I hope the cunt gets laid.
If he has any sense at all in his head, he'll avoid these shallow bitches like the plague.
Nothing is worse than being a pet cause of the week.
>>602269472
Fuck those laughing cunts bro, dance the night away
>>602269925
Didnt deserve the /fit/ shit.
>>602270311
get sloots and be the pet cause of the week or dont get sloots andddddd
dont get sloots
>twitter takes credit
>>602270941
These kinda girls won't touch him.
They'll get their selfies with him, dance around a little and bail.
This guy will be getting more pussy then all you fags now, still feel bad for him?
>>602269472
Fuck these tards, you keep dancing bro
>>602271274
Yes, exactly, and he's gonna have a fun time dancing with bitches and feeling like he matters for a night. Who cares?
>>602269472
we did it, but we'll never get any credit
>>602271171
This made me a little mad.
>>602271274
Idk, the whores are pretty cray cray nowadays.
>>602270311
I imagine being you would be worse
>>602271558
But we get credit for the people who kill themselves.
>>602271558
>>602271693
It's okay guys. Take a back seat on this one. Just know that we did something great for this man. We don't need announced credit. Take it in stride.
>>602271513
more than zero is still zero
You guys didn't do this. Twitter did.
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
>>602272026
no it's not you retarded nigger, zero times zero is zero, one is more than zero.
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
fucking retard
>>602272051
>implying twitter can do shit
captcha: ikeks
It's nice to see some people win in the end. God speed you fat bastard.
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
>>602272026
I hope you don't reproduce
>>602269472
this warms my crooked heart
fair play to him. he deserves a good ole time with some hotties before the diabetes kicks in or the innevitable massive heart attack disables/kills him
I've been away for awhile, can someone fill me in? What's happened here?
>>602273072
/fit/ shit on this guy for trying to have a good time in a club. Called him a specimen. A few /b/rothers got this guy popular and it was an all out manhunt to give him a good time.
>>602269472
lel I hope they take more pics of this fat fuck dancing so we can edit them later on.
>>602271991
>>602273072
This
>>602273355
No, some chicks on twitter did this.
It was our plan all along.
>>602272942
he looks healthy to me. not everyone can be brad pitt
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
He got famous?!
>>602273551
> implying we didnt get hin popular
> implying it wasnt us who got him known
>>602269472
And not one of them will fuck him. He's been friendzoned so hard by 1700 women, no sex can possibly escape.
>>602271896
>>602272026
I love the outcome to this story. But reading articles about this story are making seem like all of 4chan is making fun of him. I was in a ylyl thread when someone posted what i assume was a capture of this. How did 4chan help out on this one (serious question)
>>602273808
so they help out a guy and have fun with him...why do they have to fuck him? You sound like your life is ruled by trying to get laid....sounds plebian.The guy wanted to dance,not get laid.
>>602274103
chaos, nigger
>>602274218
>>602274218
vergin detected
>>602274103
>How did 4chan help out on this one
4chan didn't. 4chan is the reason this all took off. Now its back fired.
>>602274218
hahahahahahahahahaha
ohh man, this post made my day. Thanks for this.
>>602274535
He's got a point. Why does every interaction with a female have to boil down to sex?
>>602272026
>>602272026
Kill yourself.
>>602275078
I think it has to do with a couple million years of evolutionary imperative. Now fuck off back to your hole.
>>602275078
you both sound like HUGE FAGGOTS
>MORE THAN ZERO IS STILL ZERO
>>602271906
>>602275478
this should be the new "The ass was fat"
>>602272026
lol
>>602269472
You did it /b/ got even more homo, congrats you fat fucks
>>602275608
Rofl that gif is bullshit. Theres no way he can just slide uphill like that. Fake as fuck
>>602276662
its in reverse nigger
LOL GLAD HE STOPPED DANCING HE COULD OF CAUSED A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE IF HE RUMBLED AROUND TO MUCH
FUNNY AS FUCK BECAUSE HE WON'T GET 1 SHAG BECAUSE OF THIS, THE WORLD WILL FORGET HIS EXISTENCE IN A FEW DAYS LIKE THIS SHALLOW SOCIETY ALWAYS FUCKING DOES
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE LIKE HIM IN THE PAST WHO GOT THIS ATTENTION? WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
HOPE THE FAT FUCK DIES OF DIABETES HAHAHAHAHA
fatshamed in public and felt bad about it, nobody told him he could expect this?
>>602273808
Virgin detected
You're giving women way too much credit bro, they don't value themselves like you think they do. They're nasty creatures most of them, otherwise there would be no videos of women taking horse dick, if they will take horse cock they will fuck anything, I would bet money more women have STDs than men too
>>602275945
It just baffles me. The fucking logic.
>>602272026
This nigga tho.
>>602274103
>>602277281
>women taking horse cock
>assuming the 3-5 billion women in the world are all the same
retard.png
>>602277491
>Wizz Khalifa
It's one z you fucking idiot. xD
>>602277520
Not saying they're that extreme, but they're nasty and do a lot more than you would imagine and will fuck guys you wouldn't think they would
>>602277520
Also since there's 6 billion people in the world, if there's 5 billion women we should all have multiple wives
>Retardo
>>602277789
i remember my first day on /b/
>>602273072
> for a while
> just happened yesterday
gtfo newfag
>>602272026
>mfw I have no face
>>602269472
This is literally just awful. Not that the man got something good happen to him, that's great.
What's awful is the hypocrisy. If it were a woman, or nigger or jew or anyone else they wouldn't get babied over like this. But at the end of the day, /b/tards are just the same as everyone else: "He's being made fun of for being fat, and I'm also fat, so this is a travesty! Oh, but fuck fat chicks, blacks, fags etc...
>>602277826
>implying the nastiest of fetishes weren't done by men exclusively
Someone needs to dig deepweb a bit more
>>602277826
I don't have to imagine, I've seen first hand how far women go to get what they want or to gain power, or generally just be fucking stupid
Soulless creatures with no humanity.
There are gems out there, though they're hidden under all the piles of shit.
>>602275078
It doesn't, you're just in the wrong place to ask that.
>>602277520
>3-5 billion women in the world
>>602278065
Never said that, just that you're giving them too much credit, unless they come from certain cultures or are a rare type of women they're all possible walking STD's in this modern day
>>602277960
7 billion actually.
We hit 6 billion in 1999.
>>602269472
Fuck those laughing cunts bro, dance the night away.
>>602277998
first,
>a while
I typed
>awhile
faggot. Awhile is an undeterminded amount of time. It can be years, months, days, or minutes.
Also pls don't bully ;_;
>>602278131
Yeah you do have to dig deep for diamonds, piles of shit are right in front of you though
>>602278377
True had a mix up there
HAHA
>>602271991
4chan is based on anonymity, even during times of glory.
>>602278300
Whatever. I don't trust anyone and plan to be solo
Probably will end like some MGTOW
Guys I really want this guy to swallow me so I can feel his luscious stomach massage and digest me UNFFF
>>602271554
Wow... lots of butthurt here. Are you mad you didn't get to go to the party too?
>>602270311
>implying
>>602278774
>>602278602
> trying this hard to not let your newfag show
>>602278288
"According to the CIA World Factbook, the total world population is 7,095,217,980 (July 2013 estimate). The ratio is 1.01 males to every 1.0 female.
Total female estimate as of July 2013 is 3,523,843,881."
So it's probably 3.7b+ now, how'd you feel knowing you're an idiot?
>>602273355
wut? lolno faggot.
We had a fat shamming thread on /pol/ and some intern from gawker got mad and posted it on her twitter.
>>602278869
Yeah it sucks ass, jew cultural enrichment over us goyim
>>602278017
hey man, that's not fair. its probably true that a lot of /b/ users are fat, but with a site that has over 16 million page views per month, its hardly the case that this is hypocrisy.
>>602279179
>according to the CIA
>>602278774
HAHA
>>602278774
HAHA (newmaymay?)
>>602278774
HAHA!
>>602278774
HAHA.
>>602278774
HAHA STUPID FAT FUCK
>>602278774
HAHA
>>602272026
i love how retarded this is
>>602279101
T_T
>>602278774
HAHA
>>602279179
>The ratio is 1.01
I always wonder how it works
>>602274103
We didn't. Newfags are just assuming. Everyone laughed when the original was posted on /pol/
>>602270311
No he'll fuck the sluts like he's just been released from prison and not get attached to any of them.
If he's smart
>>602278774
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>602272026
He looks like a child molester.
>>602271906
Keeps the normies out, we don't want to become reddit.
>>602279970
True, it was probably whatever feminist group with 1700 girls invited him over that brought it up to light
>>602272026
this is a good post
I like this post
>>602278774
HAHA
>>602273355
>fit
>nsfw board
Pick one, friend
>>602270311
He probably has STDs, women in LA have STDs, they can have a nice big party
>>602276662
I hate that gif
>>602269472
Everyone should be free to Dance.
>>602278774
Fuck those laughing cunts bro, dance the night away
/b/'s heart grew 3 sizes that day.
>>602280868
fuck off you sjw feminist faggot
he's a fat cunt he shouldn't be encouraged to continue to be a fat cunt he should lose some fucking weight before he has a fucking heart attack
>>602279402
fuck off newfaggot
>>602279342
>Damage control
>>602269472
Faggot
>>602281068
>being this mad on /b/
>>602269472
Can't believe dis, bunch of sloots and Pharrell Williams get all the glory, even though we discovered him and were the first to make him known on the interwebs,
Poor guy will be forgotten in a week and no one will care any more.
>>602269472
FUCK THOSE LAUGHING CUNTS BRO, DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
>>602281402
>Damage control
>>602280868
Fuck those dancing cunts bro, laugh the night away
>>602281020
Holy shit new fucking fag. We had nothing to do with this. The guy who posted the picture was in a fat shamming thread on /pol/, we all laughed at it. The only reason it became big was because of a fucking attention whore slut that decided to post it on her twitter.
>>602278774
HAHA
>>602278288
>laughs but missing the whole point
>>602281397
lel mr.oldfag.
We should trash the party.
>>602278939
You're the one who sounds butthurt. What?
His comment was perfectly reasonable.
>>602269472
FUCK THOSE DANCING CUNTS BRO, LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY
>>602281068
>edgefagging
>feminist
>social justice warrior
>implying we're encouraging him to be fat
How are you this stupid
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
>>602281960
what point? that some potato thought there is 5 billion women in the world lel
>>602279179
>1.01 males to every 1 female
Somebody can't into genetics
tell the fat guy kill himself
>>602269472
I'm just glad he didn't kill himself.
>>602279882
He is an idiot, there are more females than there are males
It has to do with x and Y chromosomes
>>602269472
Wow you faggots never cease to amaze me. You actually give a fuck about some fat worthless autistic MLP faggot who cried over people laughing at him. Sometimes i forget that 4chan is 95% band geek outcast. Thats why you always get so up in arms when someone is bullied. Tomorrow when I go to school I am going to bully the fuck out of this fat chick who has a mental disability. She rides my bus and the other day my buddy put some gum in her hair. My sides were in a different galaxy. Tomorrow im gonna put a whole pack of big league chew in my mouth and stick it right in her hair. Remember fucktards, behind a screen you act tough but irl you get made fun of and shit on.
Just to be clear, we are still going to fat shame women though, right?
>>602282580
Of course, that one can't conclude from his retarded online animal porn experience to whole female population. Doesn't matter if 3 billion or 27 quadrupillion.
>>602283225
It's about time the edgy newfags showed up. And here I thought /b/ had an ounce of humility left in it.
I hope he gets a porn deal. Winrar.
>>602283455
yes because they aren't humbell.
>>602283225
>Tomorrow when I go to school
my sides
>>602282975
I meant: How the fuck it's so well balanced?
>>602272026
>>602283601
im guessing english isnt your first language
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
>>602283665
Lol fuck off retard. Nobody cares how long you have been on 4chan.
>>602281068
He shouldn't be encouraged to keep living like this, but he shouldn't be laughed at either. People have lives apart from their weight, you know? they can work on their bodies while still going out and having fun. (Besides, dancing burns calories and it's a great activity to do in your free time, apart from eating well and doing exercise, if you want to get rid of some pounds or staying healthy).
>>602283998
Indeed. Mind to correct me?
>>602284217
more than zero is still zero
>>602271513
sure he will anon
>implying sloots are not just using him for his pity fame
>implying any will let him even touch them
delusional cancer
>>602272026
Seriously, fuck this thread, fuck that fat fuck, and fuck you guys. Never in all the years I've been here, have I seen such bush league tumblr tier moralfaggotry.
>>602272026
Holy shit!
>>602284718
Die cis scum
>>602284905
Welcome to the new /b/ friend;)
>>602284905
>in all the years I've been here
>all the years
>years
>since last summer
You should probably head to bed. Don't wanna be late for school in the morning.
>>602284718
This, none of you fucking get, he's not getting anything. None of those women would ever fuck him, and in any normal situation, wouldn't even talk to him. They are just going down their to flaunt themselves in front of him to feel better about themselves and look good. They get karma points, and he gets teased by 1700 women who think he's nothing but a sad hill.
>>602280850
This. Too many faggots are acting like John Lithgow in Footloose.
>>602283225
>big league chew
That Screenshot When
>>602285260
wow a summerfag remark. Tell me, how was school today boy?
>>602272026
>602272026
idk nigga your post number looks a lot higher than zero just sayin tho
>>602285260
its friday ya fuckin ding dong
>>602272026
>>602272026
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
>>602285475
Big League Chew will never come back in style.
>>602285645
japanese kids have school on saturdays ya fuckin ding dong
>>602285415
And too many faggots are acting like Tumblr feminists.
>we hurt his feelings
>were fat shaming
>were giving him PTSD
>WE'RE RAPING HIS FAT MIND!
>>602272026
Lol you are all autistic as fuck if you think this guy deserves anything but public shaming and being an outcast from society. What a fucking retard. He probably is a pedophile
>>602285326
>implying it's about the sex
>implying it's bad he's getting support from all these women
You're an asshole
>>602285908
it never went out of style. quit living under that rock
>>602285913
I never went to school ya doughnut
>>602285260
Its friday, you dumb cunt nigger. Newfag trying to call someone else a newfag so he can feel like an oldfag, is still a faggot
>This entire thread
Fukken saved
>>602284017
>>602284756
stop posting the fat neckbeard jew.
>>602286139
I bet one could tell that within a minute of conversation with ya, eh buddy?
>>602286051
you're probably a pedophile
>>602273072
Google it bro
Dont remember which site it was but they whole story is out there
>>602286330
We're all pedophiles stupid nigger
>>602285917
>dat projection
>>602286300
Thx
>>602286211
>>602285645
>joke's on you I don't have school til Monday!
Ya got me
>>602272026
Oh boy, you're a fucking retard
>>602286462
Speak for yourself. I'm not into feet. That shit is gross.
>>>602269472 (OP)
>Wow you faggots never cease to amaze me. You actually give a fuck about some fat worthless autistic MLP faggot who cried over people laughing at him. Sometimes i forget that 4chan is 95% band geek outcast. Thats why you always get so up in arms when someone is bullied. Tomorrow when I go to school I am going to bully the fuck out of this fat chick who has a mental disability. She rides my bus and the other day my buddy put some gum in her hair. My sides were in a different galaxy. Tomorrow im gonna put a whole pack of big league chew in my mouth and stick it right in her hair. Remember fucktards, behind a screen you act tough but irl you get made fun of and shit on.
>>602272026
>more than zero is still zero
>>602286610
The jig is up
you're surrounded!
>>602272026
>>602272026
That's it I'm out
Great success!
>>602272026
literally the dumbest faggot of the month
>>602286676
>We're all pedophiles here
I am speaking for myself.
I have multiple personality disorder, and reminding me of it is my trigger
What the fuck has /b/ become. Jesus fucking Christ, the horror stories are true. It's a SJW circlejerk.
>>602287282
get out newfag
>>602287282
See, all these kids who are "too edgy" for tumblr and "too hipster" for reddit keep coming here and shitting on our nice carpet.
>>602272026
>>602287282
>I've been here almost six months and already muh sekret club is overrun by interlopers.