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>>602201610

My in-laws are flip and the fucking cooking is disgusting

The literally fill a frying pan with cooking oil and drop eggs to fry them.

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>>602201991
It's an acquired taste, I admit. It's not for everyone.

>>602202168
Exactly. I like cooking to be more subtle but NOOO.. Everyone be deep frying my shit.

>>602201166
Why does it seem like you're all retarded when you speak, wanga tanga mika ninga aka waka naga mingi ningi aka!
Jesus fuck, you're the brazilians of asia.

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>>602202244
It's a bastardization of Spanish and Spanish has always sounded weird.

>>602202235
Where do you live?

>>602202244
no we're the mexicans of asia

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>>602202420
Marikina City, Metro Manila


>>602202423
Sup /b/rad! Good morning

>>602202235
I'm just using this thread to complain about my in-laws

>>602202343
kill fuck marry

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>>602202562
No problem. In-laws suck no matter what nationality. They imagine that you're jizzing all over their princess every night.

>>602202586
I'll go kill marry fuck

>>602202533
>"trolls welcome"
you sure youre flip? lot of flips i know are "pikon"

>>602202235

Actually, I kind of like the deep fried pig leg.

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>>602201166
Putangina please paki sabi naman sakin kung kailan uli magcoconcert EITS dito.
Hindi kase sumakto sa schedule ko tangina lang.
Gusto ko mawala concert virginity ko w/ EITS.
Please lang puta.
>fuck /b/ and its dank memes. i'm not even gonna bother translating it.

>>602202343
You mean that filip language is a bastardization of spanish? i'm mexican though,and still i think it sounds so fucking stupid and has nothing to do with spanish at all.

Also, why does it seem like most flips in us go for the nigger swag look?

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>>602202883
I've been on /b/ for a long time. Plus I'm a nerd and sickly. I don't think I can survive a day without some sort of teasing. I NEED it.

>>602202915
Oh that's wonderful, yes! I suggest you try the whole roasted pig too.

>>602202997
its a mental disorder

>>602201166
Flipfag here. Where r u from anon?

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>>602202992
>EITS
I have no idea what band that is haha.. Pero sige, if I hear about it I'll spam the board at this hour.

>>602202997
They try to be "cool" like the niggers. I'd love to cunt punch those faggots if only I wouldn't get in trouble.

I'm trying to learn Italian and most words are similar that it's practically not even "learning a new language" and Italian and Spanish are so close: Just a few changes here and there

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>>602202915
balut masterace

>>602202997
like how white people shoot schools and cinemas or mexicans dont do jobs or niggers steal bikes or sand niggers blow up planes

>>602203123

I usually pop some cholesterol pills first.

>>602202778
Here's one more thing: they try to act wealthy. They wear excessive jewlery and designer shit But never tip if they pay for a meal. Also, they won't buy trash bags, they use the shitty shopping bags the get from the grocer and use those...fish juice leaks everywhere...one more thing, despite their own cooking sucking, they complain about every meal if they didn't make it. They fucking suck

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She may not be 100% flip but holy shit she's the most beautiful in the industry.

>>602203456

Eat that all the times.

>>602203456
Fucking ate 5 of these in one go and felt sick for about a week.

>>602203492
>liza soberano
amen brotha

>>602203469

Kek

>>602203464
why you mad tho?
>>602203450
gotta agree on that, italian, portuguese and french seem quite easy to learn for me.

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>>602203293
agreed.

>>602203424
Marikina, you?

>>602203456
Fucking overpriced from the street vendors! They're half priced, uncooked, from the market!

>>602203466
Haha, good idea. Those things will kill you. There's a version though that's cooked in a turbo broiler. Same thing, less oil.

>>602203469
Yep. A lot of Flips are elitists. Though years of slavery would make you want to save on shit like plastic bags.

The tipping though, maybe they're used to having the waiters and service people receive minimum wage. The waiters here even get more than the minimum in some places.

water niggers have internet now?

what the world has come to...

>>602203799
who said i mad tho?

>>602203469
>they try to act wealthy.
Truth hurts niggah.
I'm a flip and i'm not even gonna defend it because I just lost on your first line.

Wealthy people here in the philippines wear just shorts, t-shirt, and simple sandals when going to mall, like it's their house or something.
While the mid to low tier wear clothes like a hipster would.
My fellow flips can relate to this.

>>602201166

Pinoy = Asian Niggers

>>602203875
what a time to be alive

>>602203450
Yun, thank you brad.

>>602201166
u still awake OP?

>Huhuhu, patay na si Jam.

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>>602203492
Who is she? And Flips may not be master race but we sure do make great mixes.

>>602203630
Are you a salt or vinegar kinda guy?

>>602203690
lol.. It's not for everyone.

>>602203875
We've had internet since the 90's with that noisy dial up shit.

>>602204022
I like to think we're Water Mexicans.

>>602204080
Yep. Drank three mugs of Coffee. I think I'm shaking.

>>602203863
>Though years of slavery would make you want to save on shit like plastic bags.

This is why i thought they would go for the nigger swag attitude.

>>602204237
Liza Soberano.
Still cheese pizza cause 17yrold.

>>602202883
Mostly the leftists are the "pikon" (thin-skinned).
Mellow centrist-conservatives can take criticism.

>>602204193
>Tignan mo naman apelyido ko, diba?!

>>602201166
My Gf is from Cebu , I quite like Pilipinos
Love the food , Nothing but good things to say!

Took a trip to Boracay , one to Cebu , and one to Cainta Rizal.

Heard it was quite dangerous in some areas , where they'll rob you on the public transit.

Forgot the name of the holiday but it was something Senor , and It was pretty fun!

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>>602204193
Fuck that kid! It's his own damn fault for smoking.

>>602204274
Nah. It's more of the Hollywood effect and the prominence of rap music here. Eminem is revered like a god and Francis M (local rapper) is his prophet.

>>602204384
Welp. If there's grass on the field, play ball!

>>602204451
>e 'di wow

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>>602204551
You've visited great places! I too would like to travel.. Currently planning on taking Europe by train.

And yes, they do rob you, but gunpoint is less frequent than snatch and run tactics.

Also stay away from the southern islands. Muslims are violent, irregardless to country

>>602204237

Salt and Pepper, squeeze some lime

>>602204552
> Eminem is revered like a god and Francis M (local rapper) is his prophet.
FrancisM >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eminem

>>602204551
>Filipinos
>Food
I'm kinda okay with society's labeling. It's better than asian niggers.

>>602204563
>makati: minsan lugar, minsan ikaw

OP. BBL.

>>602204552
>Nah. It's more of the Hollywood effect and the prominence of rap music here. Eminem is revered like a god and Francis M (local rapper) is his prophet.

Buti nga di nadamay si tupac.
Mga rapper na ng fliptop ang dyos ng mga batang kalye ngayon.

>>602204563
>>602204891

>Eddie. Minsan Garcia, Minsan WOW.

>>602204788
Yeah ... I know man !
I had tons of fun there though
not gonna lie !

My lady kept convincing me to go but I didn't want to because I thought we would get stuck there lol

We stopped in china first to get on the second plane which was fairly small and crowded

The turbulance scared the absolute shit out of me I'm not gonna lie!

I felt like the little ass plane was going to get blown out of the sky and crash.

But we made it , and MAN! it was AWESOME!

>>602204021
agree with that dude. flip here from malate

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>>602204563
Where the fuck did that originate from? Sounds so dumb.

>>602204821
woah. I've never tried it with lime and pepper too. Gotta go try that next time.

>>602204842
Ah yes. I'm not into rap so I just judged by how much music I hear on the radio.

>>602204891
Oh god, stop. Those "in" things are so fucking annoying. They're trying hard to be funny!

>>602204989
DONT LET THE DAMN MUSLIMS TAKE OUR LAND. AND WUT? THEY WANT 70 BILLION TOO?! GOD FUCKIN %$^#()@*$

>>602201166
tank in a mall

>>602205196
kek

>>602205196
sana madapa ka

>>602204843
I hate the fact that people say "Asian Niggers"
In my honest opinion the "Asian Niggers" are Laos and Hmong !

Pinoy/Pinay are the most courteous and generous people I've met!

I swear ! The whole time I was in the Philippines I felt like a part of a huge family!

One of the girls told me I look like the statue of Lapu Lapu a warrior or some shit I felt awesome lol !

>>602203863
lol OP kaklase ko yang babaeng yan sa MIT! OP taga-saan ka?

>>602205458
She wanted the D.

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>>602205020
Very good point. I'm actually friends with a fliptopper. She's kinda good but rap isn't my style. I'm more of an EDM kinda guy.

>>602205105
Haha, It's wonderful to know that you enjoyed your stay. Where'd you meet your wife?

>>602205151
Same. Truth.

>>602205196
>>602205441
Fuckin lold

>>602205458
>obvious filpfag

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As a flipfag, I often wonder where all our amateur porn/nudes are in this country.

All we seem to get in terms of home-made porn are shitty .3gp cellphone videos back from the Nokia days, or pictures of "hot girls in bikinis coz' that's the farthest they're willing to go."

Of course there's the foreign-made professional porn movies that seem to choose random ugly bar girls all the time but meh, it's like they're hell-bent on really choosing the ugliest of the bunch.

>>602205458
Yep, if one thing that makes me proud of the philippines, is that we're not as xenophobic as other asian countries(japan,korea,etc).

>>602205651
Ba't kaya ganun 'no? Ang papangit ng mga kinukuha ng mga kano.

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>>602205458
Lapu Lapu killed the first white guy who came here (Magellan). Kinda ironic now that white skin is so revered here lol

>>602205477
Marikina. What's her name? Can we have more??

>>602205651
FOREIGNERS ALWAYS GO FOR THE UGLY ONES. I DONT UNDERSTAND. MY BRAIN IS FULL OF WAT.

More pretties for us though

>>602205651
>there's the foreign-made professional porn movies that seem to choose random ugly bar girls all the time
>they're hell-bent on really choosing the ugliest of the bunch

^This.

>>602201166
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>>602205590
Plenty of them did ! My lady gave them the worst Bitch stare I've ever seen.

A lot of them asked me about the US and I told them my honest opinion.

Lets just say some time in the future
quite possibly 3 years from now , I'll be living in the Philippines.

>>602205458
Asian Spics more like it

Oi mga pogi, sang city sa NCR maganda tumira? Maganda na rin yung specific place.

Lalayas na 'ko e.

>>602205636
I'm Native American buddy.
But I love Filipino people , they're just
nice man , nothing wrong with that.

>>602205593
>EDM
yun oh, trance?
house?

>>602206006
talonro, kupal

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>>602205777
>not as xenophobic
to white people. My family had some african friends over and they were treated like shit.

>>602205781
Diba?! They always go for them maid types, it's confounding!

>>602205932
I'd stick it in her pooper.

>>602206006
Lol.. Ragnarok was the shit way back when.

The 'pines

>ugly women
>midget men
>fucking shithole

>>602205777
Check your Trips buddy

And hell yeah man , Philippines is pretty cool.

>>602204021

Well, a wealthy flip would never say, "I look like a poor".

Some conyo did. Then on, my friends have low opinion of people from manila .

>>602206255
Para sa mga Filipino ba, matangkad na yung 5'7''?

>>602205903
Yeah hahah I'm Native American Indian so I could see how we would relate lol.

And a lot of the Pinay girls said the reason they like white skin is because it is foreign to them they are so used to seeing brown all day.

And not many people have blue eyes and blonde hair there.

There are some really white Pilipinas because My lady from cebu is quite pale.

>>602206150
kung may pera ka pre sa BGC o kaya dito sa may may malate. sa malapit sa DSLU. Daming condo na mura lang din. 15-20k/month pwede na. madali din na makipag one night stand. dami pang chicks.lol

>>602206240
Basura talonRO >_>
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>>602206049
Best decision you could make if you saved up your dollars. The exchange rate is crazy. That's why I'm gonna go to your country in a few months and "steal your jobs" so I can retire back here in relative wealth.

>>602206150
Marikina has seen better days but it's still safer and the cleanest of all metro cities.

>>602206174
Jesus loves us.

>>602206227
House for life!

>>602206006
nairita talaga ko nung sinabi ng mga taong
>wala kaming pake sa graphics basta gameplay
Puta, napaka elitist ng mga gunggong.
Kahit anong anggulo mo tignan, mas magaganda na laro ngayon kesa noong panahon ng nintendo at ps1.
Kahit sabihin mo pang plot and character development ang trip mo, edi mag laro ka ng Journey sa PS3.

>>602206121
Well .. If we were trying to be derogatory , you'd be technically correct.

To my knowledge (based on what I've been told) Filipinos are partial Spaniard.

>>602206593
Yun dude, enge playlist. Oh kaya 5 artists that I can start with.

>>602206576
Tang inang 'to. Bata ka ba? Alis.

>>602206481
Ou naman, puta 5'4 nga lang ako.
Hindi na matatalon ng new year

>>602201166
> trolls welcome
Stfu faggot I'll be here with or without your permission.
How's your day been?

>>602206593
Looool! hell yeah man sounds like a plan but good luck stealing my Job!
Unless you've got skill in financial services you're gonna need about four years.

I think for every one dollar its 40PHP

I bought a shit ton of food for $20 USD

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>>602206481
Taller than some but it's the standard. I'm 5'6" and there are teenagers taller than me. I think 6 is what they consider tall

>>602206522
You have blue eyes and blonde hair? You lucky bastard. They're dropping their panties for you as you walk by.

And yep, generations of mating with foreigners have rendered a majority of the population white/pale. The mountain people and the islanders are the ones who are still brown.

>>602206550
Hahaha.. Pang mayaman jan ah.

>>602206964
Para kasing liit na liit ako sa sarili ko. Baka kasi siguro puro foreign kasama ko. Baka nga.

>>602207063
No lol I don't have Blonde hair and Blue Eyes
I'm Native American Not white Lol!!!

I'm like the Mountain people and Islanders fromt he Philippines !

My brother Has green eyes and almost blonde hair though.

>>602206550
Mura na ba yung 15-20k? Meron ba o shit-tier na ba kung sakaling makakita ako ng 5k?

>>602207063
pera-pera lang din kasi

http://autobinarysignals.com/

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>>602206740
This.

>>602206817
Start with the "big name" ones if you're just getting into it. Maybe a little Avicii. Steve Aoki and Alesso are good too. Then start researching into indies and local artists.

>>602206964
kek

>>602207020
It's been good. /b/ had lots of cheese this morning so I'm a little tired from the work out

>>602207063
>They're dropping their panties for you as you walk by.
Low Tier Girls: As long as you're a foreigner(spec.whites) they'd band you.
Mid Tier Girls: Even though you're not that attractive, they'd still do you as long as you're a smart foreigner and an accent(spec.british)
>tangina kase ng onedirection
High to God Tier Girls: They would fuck anyone from mid-tier to god tier.

Mga tol, walang wala nako.
Kailangan ko na talaga ng pera.
Dami ko na utang.
Inaaral ko na lahat ng videos ng thenewboston sa youtube.
Kung may marereto kayong trabaho sakin kahit hardware debugging(pero gusto mas okay parin programming), retohan nyo naman ako oh.

>>602207811
Dude Everyone was hitting on me , Even the Baklas lol (My lady taught me that word)

She told me that she can tell when someone is flirting with me lol because Pinay have a way of flirting lol.

Lets just say I enjoyed the trip a little more than she did

I'll post a pic or two of myself.

Some of the girls didn't like my long hair and I actually ended up cutting it too!

My lady said that the parents and grandparents 1st and 2nd generation don't like the long hair look on guys.

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>>602207035
45 PHP on the dollar. I'm a graphic designer so I don't know where I'll fit in. I'll prolly just continue my online website and advertise myself around town.

>>602207184
Most probably, yeah

>>602207323
Nice, green eyes are rare. I was wondering, how are white americans treating you? aren't they racist towards native americans?

>>602207481
5k is like a single room here in Marikina

>>602207490
Good point lol

>>602207811
Also, economically speaking,
>Poor girls would fuck any foreigner
>Mid would bang you. Could find true love here but be careful
>Rich. Good luck. They think Flips with white boyfriends are social climbers so they tend to not associate themselves with foreigners.

>>602207804
Subukan lang talaga ulit ng jollibee tanggalin ang peach mango pie.
Susunugin ko tatlong branches nila.

>>602208204
tignan mo ung link na binigay ko pre

>>602208469
fucking kek

kung may isang event na magkikita ang mga regulars sa /b/, pupunta ka? awkward kaya yun? mga jejemon ka yung mga nandun? pag dito parang ang cool ng mga kumag pero pag sa labas jejejeje na.

>>602208585
Mas komportable ako magtrabaho sa kompanya.
Pero try ko parin yan bro. Salamat

>>602208422
ei! nagta-trabaho ka sa corporate? baka nagha-hire sila, gagraduate na ko ng comsci e.

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Do the women of the Philippines actually love their white husbands or do they just want to use them for benefits?

I hate most of the white men with a Filipino wife too. They are usually betas and they think highly of themselves because they can fuck a younger woman.

Not all of them are like that, but some of them seem that way in my opinion.

Do Filipino men ever hook up with white women? I've personally never seen it.

>>602208715
lol ano kaya iisipin ng mga foreigner kung makita nilla yung jejeje. isipin nila na ganyan tayo tumawa

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>>602208204
I have no leads right now /b/rad. Last resort is call center. Apply for IT. Most of them need ITs. I think ambient solutions BPO is looking for agents and ITs

>>602208273
Most gay flips like handsome men so you should be flattered.

And yeah. Oldies be conservative.

>>602208469
TOP KEK.. I liked the Tuna Pie too but *poof* its gone.

>>602208715
Truth. I'm not showing my face to /b/tards anytime soon too.

>>602208715
Di ako sure dude., ewan ko ba 'sating pinoy, as long as we're part of something that's edgy, we're proud of it.

>>602208422
You'll do just fine here if you're a graphic designer we've got tons of room for those !!

But if you want serious money you'll learn how to work the financial services system and Realestate those are two of our major markets.

If all else fails , we've got minimum wage jobs in california paying $11-$12 an hour!!

And no , not many of the whites in CA are racist towards me and my family , but when we were in texas , arizona , and new mexico they were assholes!

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>>602201166
who killed benino aquino?

>>602208928
LANGHIYA PRE KITA KO DYAN 1MILYON PHP KADA BUWAN!! TIGILAN MO NA TRABAHO MO AT YAN NALANG GAWIN MO b/ro

>>602206831
>faggot

>>602209283
nobody knows the real culprit.

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>>602209065
>actually love their white husbands
Most do. The ones that don't usually break up after the green card, so the ones that remain usually are okay.

>usually betas
I've never noticed?

>Filipino men ever hook up with white women
Sometimes, yeah. I'm not sure about other Flips but I have a personal aversion to blonde girls. It.... It doesn't seem natural. I love redheads though!

>>602209134
FUCK NO PLEASE

>>602209372
proof

>>602209136
I'm going to post pics I was shirtless for some time when I was there because I hate the heat and not only was it hot but holy fuck It was so humid my balls were practically glued to my thighs hahah I saw a lot of people wearing sandals and I couldn't understand for the life of me why , there are some crazy spiders and bugs there lol!!

MAY BUMILI/NAKABILI BA NG TSHIRT NG MEN'S CLUB NA "/b/tard" YUNG DESIGN?
PIC NGA!
MUNTIK NAKO BUMILI, BUTI NAPIGILAN KO SARILI KO.

>>602208715
never ako makikipag EB sa mga kapwang /b/tard maski ano pang lahi.

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This was before I cut my hair

>>602202586
ditto

>>602209636
nakakainis yung mga ganun. eto true story, nakasakay akong bus papuntang cubao, yung mga grupo ng mga batang jejemon /b/ ang pinag-uusapan.

"btards! Anonymous!"

Jesus fuck.

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>>602209188
I have family in CA. I'll think about moving there if all else fails.

And I've also heard racist horror stories from those places lol

>>602209283
I think it's Imelda. Ferdinand was too smart for that and he was best friends and frat brothers with Benigno. I heard he threw an ashtray on his wife's face, full force, when he learned Ninoy was shot.

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Philippines bathroom with my buddy I'm on the left

>>602209586
hindi ako magbibigay for privacy. kung cash naman tas ppcturan ko gabi na d2 at di ako mkkakapag-withraw pero ung pinuhunan ko dyan is around 50k PHP.

>>602210069
why the fuck are you guys playing in the bathroom

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>>602209587
Haha, yep, there are! Not as bad as Australia though.

>>602209636
Oh my fucking god. Buti na nga lang!

>>602209798
Holy shit you're ripped.

>>602209953
You should have taken the bus hostage and killed the lot!

>>602209636
>>602209953
>rule no. 1
3edgy5me

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>>602210106

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>>602210069
The Big Boy Bathroom Band
>why the flying fuck are you in there?!

>>602210328
Fuck the rules. If you see "gangsta" nigger-wannabes, fuck them up no matter what they're wearing.

>>602209953
Putangina dapat sinuntok mo na 'tol, para sakin.
Kahit kailan di ako aamin na nag lulurk ako dito puta.
Kung kailangan kong idahilang nag9-9GAG ako, puta sige lang.

>>602210106
huhuhuhu scam pa kuya

Oo nga pala, sa tingin niyo may mga pinay dito sa /b/?

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Is Filipino culture influenced by Japan's culture? I remember reading a post from a guy who claimed he was Thai and he said their culture was heavy influenced by the Japanese culture.

>>602210559
kek

>>602210675
pfft... bahala ka b/ro. ikaw naman yan eh. kung trabaho punta ka sa craigslist PH.

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also contribootin

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>>602210559
HAHAHA.. It's 3 in the morning and I'm laughing out loud

>>602210753
Of course. For sure. But most women I know are on Tumblr

>>602210328
Eto talaga problema ko eh
>rule 1
>rule 2
>"the newfags created rules 1 and 2"

Di ko talaga gets. Putanginang /b/ kase to.
Fucking autists.

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My lady actually liked the haircut a lot too!

>>602210204
My buddy had to take a piss and was scared of the bathroom lol , plus the acoustics were damn great in there lol!

I mean it's not like we touched anything.

Filipinos are awesome, Filipino pussy is awesome, but your food fucking sucks.

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>>602210795
Not really.. Maybe a little on food and our definition of what's "pretty" or "cute" but nothing more. Tons of anime loving weabos like me though.

>>602210898
you mean
>contri-booty

>>602210246
Thanks!!
Comes natural I guess

>>602210795
Nope, mostly by the west, specifically 'murica.

>>602210919
O kaya, may mga pinoy /b/tards kaya na oldfag, as in since 2004? Ako 2010 e, pero 'di naman ako siguro yung tipong edgy edgy jeje newfags.

>>602210919
>Di ko talaga gets.
lurk more.

>>602210548
Acoustics , Buddy had to piss and was scared.
We were just in there , like I said we didnt touch anything.

>>602211127
oh yeah I remember the whole horror stories occuring in there.
HE TOUCHED HIS WILLY MAN

>>602209065

Meanwhile they're fucking younger women.

I fail to see the problem here.

>>602201166
What do you think of spain and spanish people?
Do you resent spanish conquest and domination of the Philippines? why?

hoy mga kapwang pinoy alas tres ng umaga na tulog na kayo mga brad

>>602210903
>But most women I know are on Tumblr
Oo 'tol. Ung mga kabataang nagaadik sa mga boyband at addicted sa mga romance novels.
Mga feeling edgy karamihan ng mga teenage girls ngayon eh.
Emo-emohan.

>>602211309
Then explain it.
As in hindi ko talaga gets eh.

>>602211347
What ?

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>>602211023
9/10 body on your lady love. Any face?

>>602211120
I always thought that a strong gust could blow Kim Chu away.

>>602211127
Haha.. dirty. I have to agree though, the walls make great acoustics in most bathrooms.

>>602211138
It's an acquired taste, lol. Have you had local pussy? How young?

>>602211120
Flat is Justice!

>>602211120
1/10 buto't balat

>>602211414
12am
>magpoprogram na ko pero /b/ muna. baka may cp

130am
>dapat 2, magprogram na ko.

>313am

>>602210753
hindi man natin ma proproove, pero for sure meron yan.

>>602211499
Bloody mary and shit. Your bro touched his dick when he went pee and prob didn't wash his hands that's what he touched when you guys were in there. jesus

Do locals go whoring as well? Honestly...you get out to angeles ever.

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>the only flip language he knows is tagalog

>>602211369
I didn't explain enough. The two white men that I met each had a white wife whom had a relationship with them for 40 years or so. I think it's beta to split up with your wife just because you can get younger pussy with the American dollar that's worth more.

Maybe I'm just the beta, idk.

>>602211504
She's a thick girl too I can't stand stick bitches.
I'm skinny myself meaning we'd be slapping bones during sex , I like a little more to hold on to!

I will post one with face.


And hell yeah lol ! the bathrooms were a little dirty , but again we didn't touch anything lol !!

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>>602211370
requesting any natives to answer this, always been curious.

>>602211733
Tangina naman 'tol. Patulog nako eh, pinainit mo pa dugo ko.
Eto talaga ang presidenteng diko makakalimutan eh. Tangina mukha pa lang eh.
Payagan ba naman ang mga eskwelahang magtaas ng matrikula all by themselves.
Putangina talaga. Andami pang benefits ang tinanggal sa mga gov. employees.
Sarap batukan.

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>>602211208
>Comes natural
I'm scrawny as fuck. I'd better get some sit ups on.

>>602211301
I'm 2007 and I see olderfags act all newfaggy and autistic.

>>602211370
Personally? I treat Spain as a mother country. I believe every Flip should visit there at least once and appreciate where our culture came from. I'm planning to go there myself in a few years.

>>602211414
Can't. I'm still shaking from my three mugs of coffee. I think I should take a run.

>>602211433
HAHA True! I'd like to taste an emo girl though, even just once. But they're not gf material, full of drama and fawning over 1D and 5sos or some shit.

Married to a Flip-American

Adobo smells fucking disgusting but it tastes so good. Shame that it turns into jelly when put into the fridge.

>>602212101
Is there really cultural similarities? I fail to see them but then again, im almost completely ignorant of filipino culture.

>>602211370
>>602211942
Nah. We would be like "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!" if not for the spaniards.

>>602211433
PUTANG INANG WATTPAD. Pero alam niyo mga pre, nagsurvey ako sa iba't ibang schools patungkol sa wattpad as a term paper, results:

>state colleges
100 people asked
20% female readers
4% male
rest not reading/doesnt know
72/100 said pang jejemon/bata lang ang wattpad

>shit tier colleges
100 people asked
20% female readers
4% male
rest not reading/doesnt know. said pang jejemon/bata lang ang wattpad

>shit tier colleges
100 people asked
45% female readers
20% male
rest not reading/doesnt know. said pang jejemon/bata lang ang wattpad

>>602211370
not really, i think us filipinos don't resent any people except each other. its just that the spanish people placed too much taxes that natives went wild and shit

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>>602211942
no one cares, you came and you left just like the muricans and the japs but I'm not saying people dislike you, everyone here seem to have a positive view of cuntrees that aren't china(right now) or is filled with black people

>mfw america tried to ship all their blacks here to return them to their natural environment
>mfw flips looked down on them too
>mfw murrica had do cancel their plan

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>>602211590
AHAHA.. I always plan my work on a strict 8-hour shift even though I work at home. It's hard to start/ stop working when you don't have a strict sched. Sana andito ka kaninang umaga, so much cheese.

>>602211724
I'm from Pampanga. Angeles is just that, full of "Angels" lol.. From all ages you can imagine.

>>602212306
kek

>>602212358
AYAN PA PALA. PUTANGINA TOL BUT SINAMA MO YAN
YANG PUTANGINANG WATTPAD NA YAN.
PUTA KANSER SA LIPUNAN.
MGA EMO-EMOHANG BATA NA SASAGOT SAGOT PA SA MAGULANG.
PUTANGINA.

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>>602211504
You can have one of pouty face
because the likelyhood of you figuring out who she is with a distorted look on her face is slim lol.

we are pretty well known lol.

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I'm sure this doesn't make things any easier Lol!

>>602212758
Eto pang isang to. Puta.
It's either her or Yam.

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>>602211942
Half breed here.

My mom worked at walmart and a Mexican woman was in line getting checked out. The woman spoke mexican spanish and my mother told her that she couldn't understand her. The mexican, in English, told her that since Spain took over the Philippines that she should be able to understand. She spoke her first language and the mexican cunt couldn't understand and called the manager.

>my mom gets in trouble
>mexican woman continues to be an invader of the US without even being a citizen, probably
>fucking political correct dick sucking liberal faggots will defend the mexican invader

My mom may have been neutral before that but now she hates Spain.

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>>602211983
He may not be corrupt but he sure is one giant IDIOT. Brainless scum, waste of oxygen.

>>602212224
She's using too much oil or her choice of pork parts is too fat. Try using leaner cuts of pork and less oil.

>>602212269
Catholicism, Siesta, a lot of language similarities, Fiestas, food.

>>602212306
kek but true

>>602212358
Surprised there are actually readers.

I always get fooled by those fucking Wattpad "books" in the bookstore when I go buy my manga.

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>>602212358
fuck wattcucks

>>602212390
isa lang nakita ko e. bandang 6am.

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>>602212626
Saved because she's pretty. Would it be okay to include her in dump in future threads?
>9/10
>+1 because kawaii as fuck
>Perfect score!

>>602212758
>>602212852
I have no idea who that is.

>>602212858
lol, what a day your mom had.

opinion niyo sa balibalitang all out war? pati sino iboboto niyong pres sa 16?

I'm an agnostic theist.
I'm confused if HE, if so called GODS really exist.
But my parents and friends hate me now.
Tinawag pakong demonyo, evil-worshipper pa daw.
Haaaayyyyyy, bat kase ganito mentality ng mga pinoy pagdating sa religion.
Grabe.

>>602212868
kek

>>602213292
>Miriam Santiago
HUEHUEHUEHUE

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I'll just leave this here..

>>602213303
buti ako nanay ko lang ang hardcore religious, at di niya alam ang views ko hahaha. kapatid at tatay lang. yung friends ko accepted naman ako kahit yung isa hardcore born again.

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OKAY GUYS NATIVE, CHINITA OR MESTIZA??

>>602213448
di ba may cancer siya? sana humabol pa siya.

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>>602213268
>I have no idea who that is.
Jessy Mendiola.

>>602213303
pre tangapin mo muna si Hesu Kristo sa puso mo. ang 4chan ay isang christian community pre

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>>602212872
Continued for a bit until around 9 or 10, but most threads had recycled pics I already saw earlier in the day.

>>602213292
I hope a communist wins like Bayani Fernando. Country needs a fucking discipline lesson.
>I'm also saying this because I'm leaving the country and wouldn't be affected by the bad, just the good.

>>602213303
It's the Spanish's fault. I heard they're also hardcore Catholics. Same here, agnostic theist... I just don't tell my Born Again parent and Church-serving Catholic grandparents.

>>602213651
buti kapa bro.
yung mga kaibigan ko, sinasabing okey lang daw sa kanila. pero laki ng pinagbago ng turing sakin.
Dapat pala diko nalang sinabi, the whole week na sinabi ko yon ang tahimik namin tuwing kakain.

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>>602213268
We don't mind man.

>>602213731
mestiza siguro pero ayoko diyan kay babae. mestiza ba si barretto? ayus na.

>>602213268
Yam Concepcion
>see Rigodon film

>>602213795
kek. hahahaha

>>602213896
>>602213731
Bakit ayaw mo sa kanya? Maganda siya nung bata

one word: Jam

>>602213795
kek puta

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>>602213731
I'm into Chinitas. Them eyeslits could break my heart and I wouldn't mind.

>>602213795
HAHAHA

>>602213867
and THIS is why I keep mine a secret. They think I'm a good Catholic too because I'm into volunteering and shit. I'm just being a good human being.

>>602213870
So smexy <3

>>602213870
>also nice lava lamp

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>>602214174
Thanks bud

>>602213867
lilipas din yan bro, wala na ko sa phase na nagra-rant ako ng views ko like when i was in high school, siguro wag ka na lang munang maging outspoken masyado. alam naman nating "religious daw" ang mga pinoy e.

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>>602213798
I hope a communist wins like Bayani Fernando. Country needs a fucking discipline lesson.

not on my watch fucboi

>>602214051
huhuhu kuya.

tapos wala pang isang taon may bago na si mich o. yeahyuh. bitch,

>>602213292
Kailan ba kase tatakbo si Duterte puta.

What do you think of José Rizal?

Most famous filipino guy I know other than the shoe lady.

>>602214325
salamat pre, pinapalunok kase nila views nila sakin minsan eh, dati sinasagot ko pero napagod rin ako. hinahayaan ko nalang bumungangas.

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>>602214325
"daw"
You'd be surprised at the amount of incest and cousin-fucking from them religious types.
>I'm not judging though, I too would like to fuck a cousin. I think I'm getting close. She's not minding the backrubs and hugging as much as she used too.

>>602214372
Haha, you say that 'cause you're staying. I'm fuckin trained and raised as a capitalist and I'm going to Murrica. If you were about to leave and you know a good spanking would make the country better, you would want a dirty commie to win too. Look at Marikina, so clean and disciplined when he and his wife were mayors.

>>602213303
>I believe in God but not in religion.
>I've no idea what it's called tho.
kasi ganun sinanay ang mga tao dati. mag samba. pansinin mo ngayon ang simbahan ginagawang luneta park.

>>602214749
JACK THE RIPPER!
JACK THE RIPPER!
JACK THE RIPPER!

>>602214749
Adolf Hitler's dad

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>>602214051
one other word:cansur

>>602213798
spanish here, most people don't give a fuck about catholicism or religion. Only weirdoes do.

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>>602214506
Duterte is a muslim lover. I won't vote for that traitor cunt.

>>602214749
He's a bitch even though I share his views. I would have wanted the Spanish to make us a province instead of a colony and make us all Spanish citizens instead of indios.

A better National Hero though is Bonifacio. Braver and smarter than the lot of them. Also cheated out of the first presidency.

>>602214781
Tama. Just let the religious nuts be. Dance their dance if need be. Wala naman mawawala.

>>602214042
wala lang ayoko kay cheska e.

sino bang ayos na personalities ngayon

gretchen parin
dixson parin
julia
soberano
yung protege ni gloc jailbait
gwen zamora
si alex gonzaga pang gf type
for some reason valerie weigmann
isabelle daza

>>602214965
panget. nope

>>602204891
Fucking flup normies, make it stop

>>602213731
Aubrey Miles all day erryday pre

>>602215266
MILF Isabel Granada at Cougar Alice Dixson parin talaga ko.
Sarap talaga.

>>602214806
ilocano ka ba? haha, joke. ilocano tatay ko at ilang beses ko na siyang nahuli kasama yung mga 1st,2nd,3rd cousins niya nung bata ako. namana ko ata, gusto ko tirahin yung mga cousins ko sa province e.

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>>602215398
Daming jakol naubos ko dyan nung teenager ako. Napanood mo yung Xerex?

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>>602215134
Cool. Glad you've progressed. You left us with nuts and fanatics though.
>amen.

>>602215266
Have you seen Julia's latest shoot? Made me so hard. She's a woman now tho, would have liked it younger.


I'm more than halfway through my "Safe Flips" folder.

>>602214841
views mo yan pre? ipaliwanag mo nga ng buo, baka parehas tayo. di ko rin alam kung anong tawag e.

>>602215671
Di e. Tangina makahanap nga ng link nun

post some julia baretto

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>>602214749
he is very based
>got literally "excellent"(the highest grade you can get) grades in all subjects at school
>knows fencing
>knows wrestling
>most likely the only optometrist in the cuntree or maybe even SEA at the time
>can speak several languages
>married a white girl
>all around alpha male

>>602215705
latest shoots? pics, links pre.

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>>602215633
Kapampangan, /b/rad. I think it's normal. Humans ARE predetermined to find their own faces attractive and we most likely resemble our cousins.

>>602214749
Dave Bautista is half Flip

>>602215811
puta totoo ba yung noong bata siya sinabi nya sa mga kapatid niyang balang araw gagawan siya ng statwa/monumento?
tangina parang hindi kase eh.

>>602215902
I thought you said
> Humans ARE predetermined to find their own feces attractive

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>>602214051
I don't get it.

Is pic related?